Hi! :)

I am strange...I admit it, and embrace it! I also have a warped mind and demented sense of humor. I think my current poll reflects this...

I have been described at different times by different (and sometimes the same) people as: Aloof and friendly; quiet and talkative; naïve and insightful; smart and dim; optimistic and pessimistic; graceful and clumsy; cheerful and gloomy; polite and obnoxious. Huh. Guess I don't fit into any one stereotype or category. I have no idea what I am, except a person. Which is all I think anyone should ever be, don't you think?

Due to my somewhat strange schedule and odd mood swings, it can sometimes be a little while before I log back in on here, so if I haven't updated/reviewed/responded in a week or more, don't be alarmed. If it has been over nine months or so, then consider me dead...and mourn my loss to humanity.

I sometimes get a bit lazy when I leave reviews and don't bother to login, but I'll try. -_-

Everyone should read some of the stories from my fav authors, they're really good! (And don't forget to review!)

I have a forum dedicated to Myrnin from the Morganville Vampires for those who are interested! :) The link is:

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/For-Those-Who-Love-Myrnin/121332/

I'm a total otaku and book geek, if you spend 5 minutes with me, it is pretty obvious. :)

Let's see, I like:

Naruto, Morganville Vampires, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, FullMetal Alchemist, Dresden Files, Mercy Thompson, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Bleach, Supernatural, most of CLAMP's work, Shaman King, One Piece, Case Closed, and way more than I can think of or list right now! :)

Confessions of an Otaku

I have never eaten Pocky.

I have read the whole Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle manga 3 times, and I'm still not 100% sure what happened at the end there.

I adore the art in Vampire Knight to the point where I find myself forgetting to actually read any of it.

I am still ticked they no longer do the print editions of Shonen Jump in the US.

I have never been to an anime con...though I desperately want to go!

I have never 'formally' cosplayed before.

I have a little book I keep with song dedications for my favorite anime couples.

The ending of the first FullMetal Alchemist anime series still disappoints me (but I love it anyway).

I still have trouble remembering the names of the 13 court guards in Bleach (even though I've been a fan for years).

I once aced a history test based solely on knowledge I'd gotten from anime and manga (is was Japanese history that week).

I still slip up and say 'manga' wrong.

I can picture myself as an anime character (and do so frequently).

I have dreams with anime and manga characters in them at least twice a week.

I often picture the characters in books as manga or anime characters.

Alas, these are the confessions and life of this otaku...

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Characters from the series I like who never should have died:

(Possible spoilers from Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Morganville Vampires, Harry Potter, One Piece, and Supernatural!)*

Jiraiya

Asuma Sarutobi

Maes Hughes

Sam Glass

Fred Weasley

Portguez D. Ace

Bobby Singer

RIP...I shed tears for you all!!!!

Copy and paste if...

Being antisocial doesn't bother you.

Instead of partying out on Friday nights...you're on Fanfiction!

You admit to being obsessed with anime.

You don't care what anybody says, your anime crush is the hottest person alive.

Not being fashionably late, but Kakashiably!

You don't care what everybody else says...Naruto characters are real. Period.

Every time you see sand you think, "GAARA MUST BE REAL!!"

When you see spandex...ROCK LEE AND GAI SENSEI!

When you see puppets...Sasori and Kankuro!

(Got this from Gaaralover2247)

List twelve of your favourite characters from your fandom, in no particular order:

1. Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)

2. Shikamaru Nara (Naruto)

3. Myrnin (The Morganville Vampires)

4. Roy Mustang (FullMetal Alchemist)

5. Kisuke Urahara (Bleach)

6. Kyoya Otori (Ouran Highschool Host Club)

7. Harry Dresden (The Dresden Files)

8. Will Herondale (The Infernal Devices)

9. Edward Elric (FullMetal Alchemist)

10. Riza Hawkeye (FullMetal Alchemist)

11. Tsunade (Naruto)

12. Yuko Ichihara (xxxHolic)

(I had way more to list, but these were the first to pop in my head, so...)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Kyoya and Tsunade? Uh, no. And...maybe.

2. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Two, off the top of my head.

3. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Shikamaru and Kyoya? No. Nope. Definitely not. Then again, they're both smart...

4. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Urahara/Edward or Urahara/Riza...? Urahara/Riza, 'cuz that would actually be funny.

5. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

When one of Myrnin's portals goes horribly wrong, he ends up in a strange land called Amestris, where he is found by the beautiful and fascinating Riza Hawkeye...who tries to shoot him.

6. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Naruto and Will? Not that I'm aware of.

7. Suggest a title and summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

'A Little Magic' - How can they possibly be together, when they are literally worlds apart...

Harry/Yuko

8. If you wrote a Songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Dark Side by Kelly Clarkson. Yep, that's Will.

9. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Erm, I'm really not sure!

10. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Naruto and Harry are in a happy relationship until Edward runs off with Roy. Naruto, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tsunade and a brief unhappy affair with Yuko, then follows the wise advice of Urahara and finds true love with Myrnin.

I REALLY don't know what to say...I think I'm going to have nightmares, now. Although I must say...can someone write this?

11. Four invites Three and Eight to their house for dinner. What happens?

Roy invites Myrnin and Will over for dinner. Myrnin and Will spend the entire evening speaking Welsh to each other, while a left-out Roy sobs because he thought Myrnin and Will were girls when he invited them.

12. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Urahara blows him off and declines, and Edward gets beat up by Winry for even thinking about trying yoga with his auto-mail.

13. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose One or Six?

Naruto or Kyoya? Kyoya's...I mean, COME ON. He lives in a MANSION. I can't pass that up!

14. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Myrnin falls in love with Kyoya and Will is jealous? Wow, Myrnin and Will must have really hit it off at Roy's house. Will being Will, he just broods and mopes about it, I suppose.

15. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two, or Seven?

Harry (seven), 'cuz he can never seem to stay away from these sorts of situations. (That and Riza (ten) wouldn't help me against Roy, and Shikamaru (two) would find it troublesome)

16. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens?

Everyone in the audiance is eating instant cup ramen.

17. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Myrnin has to marry either Will, Roy, or Edward. Huh. I think he runs screaming. Or chooses his fellow Welshman Will. Though I find it highly likely Myrnin gets killed by one of the three...

18. Seven kidnaps Two, and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Harry kidnaps Shikamaru, and demands something from Urahara for Shikamaru's release. He demands Kon, so he can put Bob in him.

19. You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you choose?

Naruto, of course! :) Kyoya would probably scare me, in real life...

20. Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why?

Riza challenges Roy to a chariot race. Because Roy said unless she beat him at a contest of Armstrong's choosing, she'd have to go on a date with him.

21. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?

Everyone gangs up on Myrnin? They have absolutely NO idea the crazy they just unleashed...

22. Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding except for Eight. How do they react?

Everyone is invited to Shikamaru and Riza's wedding except Will. Shikamaru and Riza try to figure out why they're getting married in the first place, Will really doesn't care, Roy sets Shikamaru on fire for stealing his woman, Harry tries to defend Shikamaru, and...a lot of stuff gets destroyed.

23. Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Kyoya is afraid of Harry because...Okay, in reality, I'm pretty sure Harry should be afraid of 'The Demon Lord' Kyoya. But for the sake of this question, we'll say that Kyoya is afraid of Harry because everywhere Harry goes, something gets destroyed (And therefore, money must be spent).

24. Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. How does it go?

Riza starts to tell a fairytale. It involves a dog that gets shot for not listening to the house-breaking rules. Everyone stares at her, and starts to worry.

25. One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens? Why were they late?

Naruto arrives for Shikamaru and Riza's wedding. He finds chaos and destruction everywhere from Harry, Roy, and Edward's fight. Because he was doing his cooking show, duh.

It is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it (wait, didn't Goldilocks do that?)
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks/underwear still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 5
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

47/100! 47%!

(I saw this on someone's profile, and couldn't resist putting it up on mine, just to see how I did. I feel much better about myself now, actually. I didn't have to bold too many more than the original, in fact I have 22 less than they did.)

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