Poll: Who should be the main character(s) in my Street Fighter 2 Story? Vote Now!
Author has written 6 stories for Mario, Civilization Series, and Sonic the Hedgehog.
Currently a Player in: None (I'm about to host Clue Mafia!)
Formerly a Player in: Pokemon Mafia: All Generations (9th Place), TOME Mafia (1st Place with the other Townies...and I survived until the end!), Miecraft Mafia (4th with other Townies...and I was sorta the reason we lost...)
A Future Player in: Baka and Test Mafia, Professor Layton and the Mysterious Mafia, Fire Emblem: Awakening Mafia
Quote(s) of the Week: (May 26th-June 2nd)
"Yellow, yellow, my favorite food is yellow, it's very very good, my favorite food is yellow
I like *cymbal*
I like *cymbal*
I like bananas! Yum yum yum!
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum"
-LeonPianta (I don't feel like filling out everything else)
"SO MANY NIGHTS I'D SIT BY MY WINDOW WAITING FOR ME TO SING ME MY SONG! SO MANY DREAMS I'VE KEPT DEEP INSIDE ME ALONE IN THE DARK BUT NOW I'VE COME ALONG! AND I LIGHT UP MY LIFE! I GIVE ME HOPE TO CARRY ON! I LIGHT UP MY DAYS! AND FILL MY NIGHTS WITH SONG! ROLLING AT SEA ADRIFT ON THE WATERS COULD IT BE FINALLY I'M TURNING FOR HOME? FINALLY A CHANCE TO SAY "HEY, I LOVE ME!" NEVER AGAIN TO BE ALL ALONE! IT CAN'T BE WRONG! WHEN IT FEELS SO RIGHT! 'CAUSE I! I LIGHT UP MY LIFE!
-Me; My Profile; January 21st, 2013
(December 23th-30th 2012)
"XD Cluekid, I asked my mom if I could send you a picture of myself, and here's our conversation:
Me: Mom, I have a question...
Me: *nervous* U-Um, how do I ask this...
Me: U-Um, cluekid sent me a picture of himself...
Mom: *eyes narrow* Where?
Me: O-On S-Swapnote.
Mom: And you want to send him a picture of yourself.
Mom: No...not yet.
Me: *panic mode* I...I'LL SHOW YOU THE PICTURE! MOM HE'S NOT SOME CREEPY GUY PRETENDING TO BE A KID! *opens Swapnote*
Mom: *eyebrow raise*
Me: *shows picture*
Mom: *eyes widen* He's kinda cute!
Me: So no picture...got that. But if we are gonna video chat tomorrow, he's gonna see what I look like anyway.
Mom: That's true...
Me: *eyes widen* OMG YOU ACTUALLY GET MY POINT! I THOUGHT YOU'D YELL AT ME LIKE YOU DID THIS MORNING!"
"My mom just came in here again XXD here's the convo:
Mom: He's a cutie, isn't he?
Mom: It's not like he's your boyfriend or anything!
Me: ...So the best plan is to NOT ask Dad as soon as he comes in about the video chat?
Me: So when should I ask him? After dinner? Cause he'll be happy after he eats.
Mom: No...I'll lead into the conversation. First we need to let him eat and have some downtime.
Me: But Mom, he's an hour ahead of us. It's already 7:45 where he is so we can't take forever or it'll be too late and...*trails off after realizing Mom has left* ..."
-Hawkholly; Let's-a Talk About Mario! Forum, Mario Authors Thread; December 27th, 2012
October 27, 2012
Hi! I'm cluekid! I like video games, reading, writing, watching TV, College Basketball, and playing board games! Especially Clue!
Nothing's really going on now so...
TIME FOR COPY AND PASTES! WHOOO!
THIS IS THE AWESOME TEST! BOLD ONES APPLY TO YOU!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
This is a random quiz that consists of 22 questions. The question should be bold, and the answer should be bold and italic. If you want to copy and paste, go ahead! Just be sure to erase my answers.
1. Question: Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? My answer (from Walt Disney World & Orlando For Dummies) The adjacent Villas at Disney's Wilderness Lodge were added in 2000. This is another Disney Vacation Club timeshare property (also referred to as a deluxe villa resort) that rents vacant rooms to tourists. It offers a more upscale mountain retreat experience, and more space than the accommodations at the Wilderness Lodge, though the properties share a grand lobby, amenities, and activities. Two notable restaurants, Artist Point (better for adults) and the Whispering Canyon Cafe (great for families), are on-site.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? The couch.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Arthur (Don't ask.)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is. 5:20
5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really? 5:42
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? A train.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? One and a half hours ago, and I was looking at all the mud on my dad (he fell in a creek).
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My iPod. I was talking to Hawk of the Cherrywood Vines.
9. What are you wearing? A Carolina Panthers long-sleeved shirt with jeans.
10. Did you dream last night? Yup.
11. When did you last laugh? At my dad when I found that he fell in a creek.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? A dartboard and an old clock.
13. Seen anything weird lately? I can't think of anything...
14. What do you think of this quiz? It's pretty fun!
15. What was the last film you saw? Eyes of the Mothman.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Video games, a house, and books.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. My favorite cheese is feta.
18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would stop bullying and world hunger.
19. Do you like to dance? No.
20. Why or why not? I don't see the point of it.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Amy!
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Thomas!
Are you more like a GUY or a GIRL? Bold the ones that apply to you, and count up your total.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
YES! OF COURSE I'm SUPPOSED TO BE A BOY!
One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.
Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Rest In Peace, my old friend.
If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much
Dormitory: Dirty room
Astronomer: Moon starer
George Bush: He bugs Gore
The eyes: They see
Slot machine: Cash lost in me
Desperation: A rope ends it
Presbyterian: Best in prayer
Election results: Lies! Let's recount
Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's
Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
Mother in law: Woman Hitler
The Morse code: Here come dots
A decimal point: I'm a dot in place
Roses are red,
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
List Your Favorite Characters and Act as if You're in Their World
(In no particular order)
2. Baby Luigi
4. Vivian (PM:TTYD)
5. Linus (Charlie Brown)
6. Maxwell (Nintendogs)
7. Woodstock (Charlie Brown)
8. Colonel Mustard (Clue)
9. Amy Rose
10. Sonic the Hedgehog
What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Luigi? Is there a ghost or what? I mean, it's 2 AM!
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Number 4 announed he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Um, Vivian, I never knew you were bisexual. And Amy?
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Well, according to A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, Linus can only cook toast, popcorn, jelly beans, pretzels...so...
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
...IT WAS MISS SCARLET IN THE BALLROOM WITH THE LEAD PIPE!
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
...Calm down, Amy.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
What did I ever do to you, Sonic?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Luigi would suck them up with the Poltergust 3000!
You're on a vacation with 2 and managed to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Baby Luigi would cry and apologize for hours and hours...and hours.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Daisy would probably get me money.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Vivian would pull me into the shadows and save me.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Linus would give me wise advice...as always.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Luigi would smack me in the face about 100 times to bring me back to Earth if I married Sonic.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Woodstock would make bird sounds. Thanks a lot.
You're in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Amy cheers for me. REALLY loud.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Sonic would get creeped out and scoot away from me.
Number 1 is all you've dreamed about. Why?
Luigi is 10000000000000000000000 times better than Mario!
Number 2 tell you his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Baby Luigi? Isn't Amy a bit old for you?
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?
Yes, because Daisy's parents are royalty. And I get bonus points if royalty likes me!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Linus would never kiss a dog! (Well, maybe Snoopy...) But not Maxwell!
Number 6 appears to be player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
MAXWELL! Get along with other Nintendogs!
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Woodstock must think it looks like a bird nest.
Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What do you tell him/her?
Colonel Mustard, you're way too old for anyone anyway. But if you're desperate, try Ms. Peacock.
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Aw, thanks, Amy! Why can't you tell me face to face?
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
LuigixSonic? What has our world come to?
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Daisy and Vivian are probably just getting their hair done and stuff. Girl stuff...
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Luigi and Maxwell? Uh, no.
Would 2 trust 5?
Yup, Baby Luigi would trust about anyone, especially someone like Linus.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Sonic would get up and walk away from Vivian.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What will they study?
Linus and Luigi would study...philosophy.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Maxwell would make mud pies, and Daisy would make an awesome dessert.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Woodstock would be a bird watcher. Amy would be a cheerleader.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
No. I doubt that Colonel Mustard has any cosmetology experience. Linus does have a lot of hair, though.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should like; will 6 be happy?
Yes, because Maxwell is very friendly, and would yip at the sight of any dog. Can Amy draw, is the question.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Sonic and Amy blushing...Seems like Sonic's finally revealed himself!
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Luigi would apologize, and Sonic would get mad.
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Amy would respond to Baby Luigi:
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Well, Linus probably likes yoga, and don't people do yoga with dogs nowadays?
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Maxwell wouldn't care.
7 won the lottery?
Woodstock would spend it on playing cards.
8 had quite a big secret?
Colonel Mustard is the one who murdered Mr. Boddy! In the library...with the rope.
9 became a singer?
Amy would make it big!
10 got a daughter?
Sonic would have a very nice daughter. *COUGH ESPECIALLY IF HE MARRIED AMY COUGH COUGH COUGH* Does anyone have a throat lozenge?
What would 1 think of 2?
Luigi would be friendly toward Baby Luigi, because of their adventures in M&L:PIT.
How would 3 greet 4?
Daisy: Hi, Vivian!
Vivian: Um, Hi, Daisy!
What would 4 envy about 5?
Vivian would be jealous of Linus' wisdom.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Linus would dream that Maxwell was playing in the park with Snoopy.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Maxwell and Woodstock are both animals.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Colonel Mustard would try to shoot Woodstock.
Where would 8 meet 9?
Colonel Mustard would meet Amy in a Sonic/Clue crossover.
What would 9 never tell 10?
Amy would never tell Sonic that she hated him. Because she doesn't, never did, and never will.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Sonic would be scared of the fact that Luigi is scared of ghosts.
Is 3 gay?
No! Daisy loves Luigi!
Luigi and Daisy are sitting in the park. The latter looks to the skies and then the sun, wondering of the future of herself and her companion. After shuffling and trying to spit out some words, Daisy finally speaks her mind.
"Luigi, do I ever cross your mind?"
"Do you like me?"
"Do you want me?"
"Would you cry if I left?"
"Would you live for me?"
"Would you do anything for me?"
"Choose -- Me or your life."
Daisy, utterly surprised, scoffs and starts to run off. Luigi starts to smile a bit and drops the shenanigan.
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."
Daisy looks over her shoulder and sees Luigi, who walks closer and puts and arm around her.
"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you."
"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you."
"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left."
"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you."
"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you."
"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
Daisy starts to grin. Luigi played a risky little game, though a playful punch to the arm did little to hamper the smile on the plumber's face.
November 15, 2012
1. I am a boy.
2. I play the piano, bass guitar, and bassoon. Also, the clarinet a liiiiitttttlllleeee bit.
3. I am a fan of Mario, Sonic, Civilization, Street Fighter, Pitfall, Animal Crossing, Endless Ocean, Art Academy, Zoo Tycoon, Nintendogs, Cooking Mama, Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Kid Icarus, aaannnnddd...that's about all.
4. I am NOT a fan of Pokemon. End of story.
5. I am a huge supporter of Sonamy, LuigixDaisy, MarioxRosalina, MarioxPeach, ToadxToadette, YoshixBirdo, Silvase, KnucklesxRouge (Knuxouge), and Crails (CreamxTails).
6. I have a name. What is it? Why do you care?
7. I have an age. What is it? Here's a hint: I'm older than 1, but younger than 10,000. I'll leave the rest up to you.
8. I live in the USA. What state? Not Alaska or Hawaii.
9. I don't have any pets, not counting Nintendogs.
10. My favorite video game is Pitfall: The Big Adventure.
11. My favorite Nintendo game is Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
12. My favorite main Nintendo character is Toad. EDIT NOV 16: But Wiggler is a close second!
13. People who beat me in Mario Kart make me mad. *COUGH HOTCV COUGH*
November 16, 2012
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment. (No, not at all)
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing. (I'm kinda independent, but not really outgoing)
You are quite intelligent. (Very)
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
RESULT: WATER Cool!
() You lead a group of people
(X) You work hard
(X) You have a sad story
() You wear a hat with spots
() You wear two different jackets or vest depending
() You have a high pitched voice
(X) You like music
() You have an instrument with a broken string
() You like pink
(X) you can be weird sometimes
(X) You have many music instruments (Lets see...a bass guitar, bassoon, piano, and tenor recorder)
() You are old
() You guide someone around
() You have a cane
() everyone tries to get away from you (Paper Mario TTYD Peach leaves Toadsworth)
() You sleep when you have the chance
(x) You are smart
(X) You tell the information in your group
(X) You think you are an expert
() You wear glasses
(X) You like blue
() you love to sleep all the time
() You're too lazy to even move
() You hide in a spot to sleep but someone always finds you
() Sleeping is your life
(X) you go back to sleep when you wake up
(X) You love to find things
() You wear green 'cause it looks like money
(X) You love to count
(X) you think People are going to steal your Coins Star bites items exc..
(X) You help find things
() You are purple
() you like to carry letters
() you carry a bag around to put letters in
() you keep letters for no good reason
() You go through dangers to get letters (OK, who does any of these things? Poor Mailtoad...)
RESULT: Tie between Blue Toad and Banktoad. Well, I like and am more like Blue Toad, so...THERE!
November 17, 2012
1. I LOVE COPY-N-PASTES! *Copy* *Paste*
2. In case you haven't figured out or read my profile, I love Clue(do). Also, Clue the movie is my favorite movie. AND THEY'RE MAKING A SEQUEL IN 2015!!!!!
3. It has officially been one month since my birthday! (October 17th) DON'T FORGET IT! OR ELSE MWAHAHA!
4. I recently got Paper Mario: Sticker Star! *Glues eyes to screen* BTW, the boss battles are HARD!
5. I am a geography FREAK! Seriously, I'm probably the only person I know who can tell you the capital of Bulgaria, tell you what two countries Czechoslovakia split into, and name the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, their cause of destruction, and what city they were located in. (Seriously, just ask Hawk about that last one)
6. I have been playing Clue since I was 2! But I've only been playing Monopoly since I was 5 or 6.
6. I like Lego. (I don't think I told you that already)
7. I collect postcards.
8. My favorite places to go are the beach, museums, aquariums, and Cambodia. (Unfortunately, I've never been to Cambodia)
9. I grew up on a Sega Genesis for the first few years of my life.
10. My first EVER video game was Sonic the Hedgehog for Sega Genesis.
11. My first ever Mario game was Mario Kart: Double Dash!! for Gamecube. I also got Luigi's Mansion the same day.
12. My first DS game was Nintendogs!
13. My first Wii game was *thinks* Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games. (And Wii Sports)
14. You learned in the Toad copy-n-paste that I have a sad story. I actually have about six that changed my life completely.
15. My favorite genre of music is Christmas. (Seriously, my iPod is filled with Christmas music and video game music)
16. I FORGOT TO TELL YOU! I also am a HUGE fan of Carmen Sandiego!
17. My first 3DS game was Mario Kart 7. But I also got Sonic Generations the same day.
18. I have beaten Street Fighter II: Special Champion Edition, every game in the Cooking Mama series but CM3:S&C, every Mario Kart game but SMK and MK:SC, Pitfall: The Lost Expedition/Pitfall: The Big Adventure!
19. I have come very close to beating PM:TTYD and Sonic Heroes.
20. I play the hardest and most expensive instrument that we have in band.
21. My favorite video game soundtrack is Sonic Mega Collection for Gamecube. Seriously, the music for options is better than most game's first level.
22. Some catchphrases of mine include: "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That!", "Kk!", "Sheesh!", and "I'M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!"!
23. I have an iPod touch but don't want an iPad. Yes, I said it.
24. I hate fruit. Seriously, my least favorite foods are watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew, grapefruit, and...you get the point.
25. Besides Clue, my favorite movies are anything Hitchcock.
26. I am getting Animal Crossing: New Leaf when it comes out (I think in May). NO MATTER WHAT.
27. If you don't have Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games, then I will consider giving you money for you to buy it. (Not really)
28. My favorite college team is Virginia. GOOOOOOO WAAAAHHOOOOOOOOO!
29. I do not live in Virginia, though!
30. I am an only child.
31. I accidentally zoomed in on my computer and now can't figure out how to zoom out! (HELP ME!)
32. I like the number 32!
November 18, 2012
ROLEPLAY! (convinced by HOTCV who was inspired by Blossom the Cellist who got it from someone but can't remember whom)
Random Narrator: Somewhere in the southeastern United States, cluekid went outside to get the mail.
Me: Hey! There's a letter for me! Yay! I hardly ever get mail. And when I do, it's from ebay! *opens letter* Wow! *gasps* I gotta show Hawk!
Random Narrator: Somewhere else in the United States, Hawk of the Cherrywood Vines sat at her desk reading a book.
Me: (Running) Hey! Who are you anyway? And how do you know all this stuff?
Random Narrator: Uh...how 'bout we just say "I have 'secret info'"?
Me: Yeah? Well, how 'bout we say "YOU'RE FIRED!"
Random Narrator: *sobs and runs away*
Me: OK! That's better! Now, anyway... *runs up to random house and kicks down door*
Hawk: *Gasp* MOM! DAD! THERE'S A BURGLAR!
Me: What? No, it's just me!
Hawk: Who's me?
Me: No, you're you. I'M me.
Hawk: WHO ARE YOU?
Me: I don't know. But I know you are Hawk of the Cherrywood Vines!
Hawk: How do you know who I am?
Me: Because I am CLUEKID MWAHAHAHA!
Hawk: Huh? Cluekid? But you live, like, halfway across the US?
Me: Oh, I ran here!
Hawk: ...So you ran 1,000 miles?
Me: 1,372 miles to be exact.
Hawk: But why did you come here?
Me: To show you this! *hands letter*
Hawk: *reads* WHAT? YOU RAN 1,300 MILES ACROSS THE USA TO SHOW ME A COUPON THAT SAYS '50% OFF ANY ITEM FROM MCDONALD'S'?
Me: 1,372 miles to be exact. And, yes.
Hawk: BUT I DON'T EVEN LIKE MCDONALD'S!
Me: Neither do I.
Hawk: Uh...you wanna come in?
Me: Sure! Oh, yeah! I forgot to show you the back of the coupon!
Hawk: *reads* 'BUY ONE GET ONE FREE FROM BED, BATH, AND BEYOND'!?!?!?!
Me: Oops! Wrong coupon! *runs back home* *graps coupon* *runs back to Hawk's house*
Me: FOUND IT!
Hawk: Uh, you realize that it's already a month since you came, right?
Me: Yes! *hands coupon*
Hawk: *reads* 'CLOSEOUT SALE FOR TWINKIES AT FOOD LION'?!?!? *facepalm*
Me: *sigh* Look on the back.
Hawk: *reads* 'To whom it may concern, there is a mysterious kingdom I have discovered with many treasures. You may pursue this journey in Seattle, Washington. From, an anonymous source.
Hawk: BUT SEATTLE IS 2,000 MILES FROM HERE!
Me: 1,924 miles to be exact.
Hawk: *pushes off cliff that randomly appeared*
Me: I'M OK! *climbs back up to Hawk's house*
Hawk: Well, we better get started.
Me: Why run when we can use your private jet?
Hawk: Huh? I don't have a private jet.
Me: Then what's that jet doing in your yard that says "Hawk's Private Jet"?
Hawk: *gasps* I HAVE A PRIVATE JET! YAY!
Me and Hawk: *gets in plane and flies to Seattle*
Me: Yay! We're here!
Hawk: I'm still amazed at the fact that I have a private jet!
Me: *facepalm* Well, where's the mysterious kingdom?
Hawk: Well, there's a giant sign pointing over there that says "Mysterious Kingdom".
Me: *looks* But look at all the people looking for it! We know it's to the right, but where is it?
Hawk: Uh, maybe through that giant gate that no one's going through that says "Mysterious Kingdom".
Me and Hawk: *runs through gate*
Me: What kingdom is this?
Hawk: I think it's called "The Mysterious Kingdom". Literally.
Me: ...Wow. So, it's made up of different cities?
Hawk: Yes, sixteen, to be exact. The first city is in the forest. It's called "Puzzleburg".
???: Hey! I've been there many times!
Hawk: Who goes there? *defensive pose*
???: It's me.
Hawk: FOR THE SECOND TIME, WHO IS ME?!?!?
???: No, you're me. I'm you. Wait, does that even make sense?
Me: No. No, it doesn't.
Hawk: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!?
Me and Hawk: YAY! LUIGI! IT'S YOU!
Luigi: *steps out of woods* So, Puzzleburg is a rather large, bustling city. It was the capital of the Incan empire. Many of the citizens here are involved in the black market. You will find the gate to the next city in the Museum of Ancient Treasures.
Me: Huh? Since when do you know all this stuff?
Me: So, where is this museum, anyway?
Luigi: There should be three gates that lead to the museum.
Hawk: So, where's the first one? *runs into gate*
Luigi: FOUND IT!
Hawk: ...Shut up. *bangs on gate* Hey! How do you get this open, anyway?
Luigi: Well, you must answer a puzzle to pass.
Hawk: What kind of place is this, anyway?
Me: They call it "Puzzleburg" for a reason, Hawk.
Luigi: Anyway, there's a picture of a walrus and some sort of construction worker on the gate. There's also some sort of microphone.
Me: Thank you, captain obvious!
Hawk: If you two blockheads are done arguing, then I think I know how to open this gate. *clears throat*
The sun was shining on the sea,
Me: ...HOW DID YOU MEMORIZE AN 18 STANZA POEM?
Hawk: ...Just don't ask. Hey! The gate opened!
Everyone: *runs through gate*
Me: Ok, so this gate has a picture of a bassoon, a cello, and an ocarina. I think we know what that means!
Hawk: Luckily, I brought my ocarina! *pulls ocarina out of pocket*
Luigi: You can play the ocarina?
Me: Luckily, I brought my bassoon! *pulls bassoon out of pocket*
Hawk: ...HOW DID YOU FIT YOUR BASSOON IN YOUR POCKET?!?!?
Luigi: You can play the bassoon?
Me: But who do we know that can play the cello!
???: Hi, guys! *gasp* HI HAWK!
Me: Oh, hi, Blossom! But wait, how did you get here? I've never PM'd you before!
Blossom the Cellist: ...You put me in here...
Hawk: You can play the cello! Yay! We need you!
Blossom the Cellist: Luckily, I brought my cello!
Hawk: ...HOW DID YOU FIT YOUR CELLO IN YOUR POCKET?!?!?
Luigi: You can play the cello?
Me, Hawk, and Blossom the Cellist: *plays really difficult song*
Luigi: *gasps* The gate opened!
Blossom the Cellist: Well, then. My work here is done! *leaves*
Me and Luigi: ..Okay...
Hawk: BYE, BLOSSOM!
Me: Yay! Only one more gate!
Everyone: *runs through gate*
Luigi: Yay! Here's the last gate! Hey, wait, there's one word on it! "S-A-C-R-I-F-I-C-E". What could that mean?
Me and Hawk: *in trance* SACRIFICE LUIGI! SACRIFICE LUIGI! SACRIFICE LUIGI!
Luigi: Wait, what? STOP!
???: Hey, everyone!
Hawk: Yay! It's Pikachu!
Pikachu: Hi, Hawk!
Me: *in trance* SACRIFICE PIKACHU! SACRIFICE PIKACHU! SACRIFICE PIKACHU! *throws into fire*
Hawk: NOOOOOO! PIKACHU! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?
Me: Told you I didn't like Pokemon!
Luigi: Huh? Well, the gate opened!
Everyone: *runs through gate and into museum*
Me: So, where's the next city?
Hawk: ...Maybe by that sign, BLOCKHEAD! Or should I say, POKEMON ABUSER!
Me: *backs away*
Me: *screams and runs into next city*
Hawk: *chases me*
Hawk: Wait one second, we're taking a detour!
Me: To where?
Hawk: TO THE POKEMON CENTER!
Everyone: *runs to Pokemon Center*
Hawk: Hmph. There's Nurse Joy. NOW GET OVER THERE AND REVIVE HIM!
Nurse Joy: *revives Pikachu*
Hawk: Yay! Bye, Pikachu!
Me: Go off to wherever you came from, Pikachu!
Hawk: *mocking* Go off to wherever you came from, Pikachu!
Me: HEY! I heard that! You're lucky I revived him.
Hawk: *mocking* You're lucky I revived him.
Hawk: *runs away*
Pikachu: Uh...Bye, everyone!
Hawk: *while running* Bye, Pikachu!
Me: So...what's the next city?
Luigi: It's a moderately sized, poorly populated city that has many detailed statues.
Me: What's the name of it?
Hawk: ...WHO GOES THERE?!?
???: It's me!
Hawk: ...FOR THE THIRD TIME, WHO IS ME?!?!?!?
???: Amy Rose!
Me: YAY! It's Amy!
Hawk: (mocking) Yay! It's Amy!
Me: ...It's not my fault that you made me put in that part about Pikachu being revived...
Luigi: So, which statue holds the clue to the next city?
???: THIS ONE!
Hawk: ...WHO GOES THERE?!?
???: It's me!
Hawk: WHO IS ME?!?!?
???: No, you're me! I'm you! Wait...what?
Hawk: WHO ARE YOU!
???: I am...KAMEK!
Hawk: What do you want with us?
Kamek: THOMADJI! I HEX THEE!
Me and Luigi: ...Wha...?
Hawk: *turns into actual hawk*
Kamek: THOMADJI! I HEX THEE!
Random orange: *turns giant and starts chasing me*
Me: PUT ME DOWN, YOU EVIL BRUTE! I DON'T EVEN LIKE FRUIT!
Luigi: THOMADJI! I HEX THEE!
Hawk the Hawk: Uh...nothing happened.
Luigi: Aw, man.
Random Narrator: What could happen next in the mysterious journey?
Me: HEY! I THOUGHT I FIRED YOU!
Random (Unemployed) Narrator: *runs away*
Kamek: THOMADJI! I HEX THEE! *changed Hawk back into human form*
Kamek: Eeeheeehee! *kidnaps Hawk*
Everyone: Oh no!
Luigi: Quick! To Fearsburg!
Amy: Wait! Is that Sonic?
Me: Yes! ...And he's about to be killed by that man with the giant chainsaw-
Amy: NO! Sonic! Look out! *runs to Sonic and saves him*
Sonic: Amy? WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?
Amy: (hurt) ...I saved you from the chainsaw man!
Sonic: Amy! That was just a prop from the play "When Chainsaws Attack"! Later! *runs off*
Amy: Wait, grrrrr...
(to be countinued...)
Hope you like it! Bye!
November 26, 2012
Which Koopaling are you most like?
Ludwig von Koopa
(x) You like classical music
(x) You like to have fun
() You pick on your siblings
(x) You are/can be insane
Wendy O Koopa
() You're the only girl in your family
Morton Koopa Jr
() You talk a LOT
() You have an interest in sports
(x) You like to paint
So which Koopaling are you most like?
Tie Between Ludwig, Larry, and Bowser Jr. O_O
December 8th, 2012
Paper Mario: TTYD Partners—Which one are you most like?
(X) You can have an attitude at times
() You say the word “like” and/or “totally” in , like, almost every sentence that you say
() You love archeology
() You are in/finished college
() You have blonde hair/blonde highlights
() You wear your hair up in a ponytail
() You are short
() You’re not afraid to say what’s on your mind, no matter what the consequence
(X) You are shy (around pe
() You feel embarrassed if you don’t have a certain item with you (for Koops it’s his shell)
() You are/want to be the mayor of your town
() You have a headstrong girlfriend/boyfriend
() You have a bandage on currently
(X) You are tall
(X) You are afraid to say what is on your mind
() You have a parent that you are estranged to
(X) You care about how you look…A LOT.
() You will not leave home without a certain accessory.
() You are not afraid to tell boys/girls how you feel.
(X) You have friends that are shorter than you are
() You love the wind
() You love to act
() You have short hair
() People often tell you that you wear too much makeup
() You are the usually the youngest in a group of people
(X) You do not like eating eggs (I hate eggs, unless they're deviled or scrambled)
() You like to fight
() You are very self-confident
() People say that you can be ignorant/conceited
() You have a Mohawk
(X) You like to win
() You will never give up on something until you succeed
(X) You are afraid of almost everything
(X) You are unsure of who you should be friends with
(X) Your current friends used to not trust/like you
() You are mistreated by at least one of your siblings (…I’m an only child)
(X) When you do something wrong you get punished
(X) The boy/girl that you like has a boy/girlfriend/likes someone else [ :( ]
() You like wearing hats
() You like wearing hot pink and white
(X) You are often the oldest in a group of people
(X) You like drinking Coca-Cola (BANN PEPSI! BANN PEPSI! BANN PEPSI!)
() You like taking naps
(X) You have a sad story
() You used to like sailing but you changed your mind for a reason
() You have a mustache
(X) You speak words of wisdom
() Everyone thinks you are weak but you are quite strong
() You are a sweetalker
() You like to openly flirt with boys/girls
() You are a thief
() You enjoy wearing badges/pins
() You like wearing the colour red
(X) You are a fast runner
() You like to act like you are a ninja
() You have actually knocked someone else out before
January 21st, 2013
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. Just when you're about to re-post this, he will try to discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up a sword. :)
(X) You are a Mario fan
(X) You like to read
(X) You have a great memory
(X) You are very smart
() You like to wear a cap
() You are the oldest one out of your siblings (…I’m an only :O)
() You like to talk a LOT (...I've been compared to a mouse before...and a koala...don't ask...)
() You like to bash people/ things with your head (…)
() You are adventurous
() You like archeology
() Not scared of scary things
() You are brave
(X) You like the color blue
() You hate the fuzzies in the games (THEY'RE SO CUDDLY...ISH!)
() You sleep in a hammock
() You like camping (If there's one thing I can't stand...IT'S CAMPING!)
(X) You have a sly nature (IRON CHEF FREITAG AND ANINYMOUSE98!)
() You like the color pink (YUCK!)
(X) “Explodes” often (I've been known to randomly scream "THAT'S IT! I QUIT!")
() Have people stalking you (*shivers* This girl in sixth grade did, and now she's like, my best buddy in Social Studies...weird how that worked out)
() Have someone who loved you with their entire life but you never loved them back and found them quite annoying
(X) Likes to scold people (SHAME ON YOU FOR NOT READING THIS COPY-N-PASTE)
(X) Likes someone who you know that you'll never be with them (...Those popular girls will break your heart...)
(X) Been locked up before (...What is this supposed to mean...OH YEAH! One time these four girls from church came over. They were like 8 or 9 and I was maybe 4 and we went into my play closet and they shut the door which gets stuck a lot and then I couldn't get it open and started crying and sorry for the run-on sentence)
() Wants to fly (I'm more of a land lover myself)
() Delivers mail
(X) Is very clumsy (I trip all the times *COUGHVIDEOCHATCOUGHHAWKHOLLYCOUGH*)
() Wear a helmet (They never seem to fit me comfortably...)
() Ask people for help (HELP!)
(X) Likes mail (Everyday Routine: Mom: *gets mail* Me: IS THERE A PACKAGE FOR ME?!? OR A MAGAZINE?!? OR EVEN A LETTER?!?)
(X) Been told to shut up often (I don't talk much, but when I do, I normally say something witty that embarasses someone :P)
(X) Scared of scary things (I am so scared of things that go *bump* in the night)
() Been protected by someone (I ain't no damsel in distress)
(X) Been treated like royalty (I’m spoiled :P I know I said not all only children are spoiled but…I am)
(X) Tell people to shut up often (Why can't people just stop talking? NO ONE CARES! I really don't like people...)
(X) Likes to flirt with people (Maybe I like to flirt...even though I never have...)
() Is good to scare people (WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!)
() Have a scary laugh (I always cough when I do a scary laugh)
(X) Cares about being beautiful (*dramatic pose* I can't let my friends see me in this!)
(X) Likes to have a fan around you (COLD WEATHER FTW!)
() Is usually the youngest around your friends
(X) Likes toys (If board games count, then, uh, yeah! Let's see Clue, Monopoly, Clue, LIFE, Clue, Scrabble, Clue, Battleship, uh, did I say "Clue?")
(X) Likes to have fun (fun is fun XD)
(X) Is usually the 'light' around (*Ahem* SO MANY NIGHTS I'D SIT BY MY WINDOW WAITING FOR ME TO SING ME MY SONG! SO MANY DREAMS I'VE KEPT DEEP INSIDE ME ALONE IN THE DARK BUT NOW I'VE COME ALONG! AND I LIGHT UP MY LIFE! I GIVE ME HOPE TO CARRY ON! I LIGHT UP MY DAYS! AND FILL MY NIGHTS WITH SONG! ROLLING AT SEA ADRIFT ON THE WATERS COULD IT BE FINALLY I'M TURNING FOR HOME? FINALLY A CHANCE TO SAY "HEY, I LOVE ME!" NEVER AGAIN TO BE ALL ALONE! IT CAN'T BE WRONG! WHEN IT FEELS SO RIGHT! 'CAUSE I! I LIGHT UP MY LIFE!...um...what's next?...DID I EVER KNOW THAT I'M MY HERO? AND EVERYTHING I WANT TO BE? I CAN FLY HIGHER THAN AN EAGLE! 'CAUSE I AM THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS!...What's that? You want more...ok...I AM THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE! THAT'S WHY I'LL ALWAYS BE AROUND! I AM THE APPLE OF MY EYE! FOREVER I'LL STAY IN MY HEART!...ok...I'm done...)
() Hates the dark
(X) Hates being captured (I'm scared of hide-and-seek because I'm always scared someone will scare me when they find me...)
(X) Hates monsters (RAH!)
() People often mess up on telling your gender
(X) Is usually the oldest around your friends (*proud pose*)
(X) Hates annoying people (Annoying people are so...what's that word?...Annoying.)
() Looks after a bunch of bad people all the time
() Needs to go and find people yourself when they go missing
() Cares about everyone (…Nah)
(X) Holds a grudge against someone (MY DAD STILL OWES ME FOR THAT STRAWBERRY SCONE!)
(X) Is good on swimming
(X) Is good on diving (A PERFECT 10!)
() Would like to ride on a cloud (…)
() Speaks like a gangster (…)
() Likes sunglasses (…)
() Would like to change your name (…I like my name…)
() Have a rough boy/girlfriend
() Have a job (…I’m a TEENAGER)
() Is/ would like to be a soldier (1. I hate war. 2. I'm afraid of getting shot. 3. I DON'T WANNA DIE!)
() Cares about your boy/girlfriend the most
Results: Bombette, Bow, Watt, & Sushie
I choose...WATT! Hawk, LM21, Silver, Marhsmallow, you know why! XD
BYEZ FOR NOWZ!
April Somethingth, 2013
Okay, sorry for the pause in updates! And, I'm in a forum game: Pokemon Mafia: All Generations! Uh...that is all!
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