What's up, you ask?

My dick, of course.

Hola to all those basic bitches out there. I'm a sad and sassy teenager who's writing is mediocre at best coupled with a level of intelligence I probably shouldn't have and a mouth that would cause a drunken sailor to cower in shame. Scroll for a more in-depth overview of my being.

Favorite Quotes -

If those of you in the cheaper seats would clap, and the rest of you, if you could just rattle your jewelry. -John Lennon

Some people are blind but have great vision, others have vision but are blind. -Helen Keller

A friend to all is a friend to none. - Aristotle

People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent. -Bob Dylan

I wouldn't know how to handle serenity if you handed it down to me on a plate. -Dusty Springfield

The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

Its funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. - J D Salinger

Formerly HolyHungerGames.

Filling this in is really awkward.

Tumblr: (seeing as I don't want to have to reply to all the PMs about it) http://www.friesofmyloins.tumblr.com/ *Note: My URL changes frequently* For future reference, if you indeed decide to follow me on Tumblr, I'd appreciate it if you'd just send me a message saying you're from FanFiction. Your choice, though.

I'm 14.

I'm un-naturally tall for my size.

Supernatural.

I have an undying love for sports... Basketball, archery, and figure skating being my main ones.

I'm serious when I say that music intoxicates me.

I've have just recently moved to Canada from Ireland.

I'm disgustingly vulgar; especially for a girl.

Ben Whishaw is a magical woodland creature.

Jersey number 11.

I'm probably that girl you'd meet, then automatically think I was a lesbian because of my crazy hair and boy-ish attitude.

I love music. The Pogues, Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, and Cyndi Lauper being just a select few of my favourites.

Fluent in English and French, but very minimal Gaelic.

I am in love with Mathematics.

Michael C Hall's acting is perfection.

Self taught singer and musician - indie and folk are my loves. Along with the always-occurring blend of Janis Joplin, Elvis Presley, The Belmonts, and way too much Dusty Springfield for my own good.

Old folk songs are the best.

I'm obsessed with espionage.

I have an obsession with models from the 50's... Audrey Hepburn and Brigitte Bardot are flawless.

Kevin Hart, Tommy Tiernan, and Carl Barron are the funniest comedians ever.

Air and Yellow Ostrich are my current favourite bands, but nobody can compete with The Beatles.

I've never met anyone with my first or last name.

John Lennon is one of my favourite people. Yes, I know; I was named after John, because my family is just... I don't even know. I happen to love my name, so bugger off.

I'm a Galway Girl (just Google it, you ballbegs.)

I love Star Wars with a burning passion.

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I am in love with Debra Morgan, she is my fictional character inspiration. "Fuckballs, you're serious?"

Robert Frost, Ernest Hemingway and Edgar Allan Poe are my favourite poets.

My mother says I'm an old soul, and she doesn't know where the hell I came from. Was I supposed to capitalize "hell"? I'm not certain...

Fun fact: I don't use my first name on FanFiction... Lennon is in fact my middle name...

Is Paul dead? Turn me on, dead man.

Take me to the moon.

I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself.

Links for La Vie En Noir, blah.

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Frivolous things I filled out below because I'm incredibly bored...

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 87, and find line 4.

"I don't want you sitting down there, Bessie. I'd like to get out of this God-damned tub... Bessie? You hear me?" - Franny and Zooey, J.D. Salinger

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My acoustic.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The season seven finale of Doctor Who... My emotions are null.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:56

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:14

Fuck you all.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

I'm home alone. All I can hear are the fucking neighbours sitting out on their patio and clinking glasses. Calm down, you thirsty hoes; its not even suppertime.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Walking home from school two hours ago.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

I was stalking Mimms' profile... If you see this, don't judge me. You reviewed La Vie En Noir and I stalk all of my followers c;

9. What are you wearing?

A shirt that's at least ten sizes too big stating, "Keep calm and don't blink," along with my pajama shorts... Its really warm today; 15 degrees Celsius.

10. Did you dream last night?

Not that I know of. I was probably too far into REM sleep to remember it.

11. When did you last laugh?

During our all-day drama practice at my local theatre. I was crawling underneath the stage and freaking the absolute shite out of everyone because they were being pussies and wouldn't check to see if "Lydia was fucking with us again."

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A single Beatles poster. I'm waiting until we paint my room to put up all of my fandom wall art from Etsy. Woop.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Define "weird."

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Its getting tedious, but I shall find another one after this.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Oh, fuck. I think it was... Pitch Perfect? My mum bought the DVD and was overly-excited.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Get a whole Lolita-inspired wardrobe then buy a literal ton of paraphernalia and useless items in regard to Doctor Who, The Hunger Games, The Beatles, and probably some old Audrey Hepburn posters. After that, I'd give the rest to my mother to pay bills and save some for university for my brother and I.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I have an abnormally short urethra.

What.

Who said that.

Not Lennon.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

This sounds cliché, but I honestly would eliminate greed so wars would be non-existent and the poverty rate would lower (hopefully). I'm a hippy at heart, but call me one and I'll rip your throat out.

19. Do you like to dance?

Fuck, no. The only dances I'm actually good at are ones from the fifties that no one does anymore.

20. George Bush:

Everybody should shave their Bush.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Oswin or Rory.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Harlow.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?