Hi there, I'm Diamond Unicorn, a fan of fanfiction primarily because my other interests like to jump around like fleas. I do however become thoroughly obsessed with whatever has caught my interest at the moment. The current fandom to have such an honor is Transformers, which I hope to continue obsessing over long into the future. I'll try not to post something that isn't finished, can't be finished quickly, or I can just call finished where it is. Because, again I am fickle and like to jump fandoms and stories. And I update infrequently because I like to procrastinate. Sorry about that.

Since it is my current fandom, I'll say a few things about Transformers:

-I am a slash fan, I love putting gender identifying male robots together. But at least I'm not a yaoi fan putting underage boys that look like girls together.

-I'm not much into putting humans with robots, any humans, but especially anyone under seventeen.

-I loathe with the passion of ten thousand Sunstreakers any story where a Transformer is paired with a human girl, any human girl. And I don't put boys in there as well because I've never seen it done, aside from Sam/Spike, but at least he's part of the continuity. My hate dies down to simple disinterest whenever it involves already established human characters. And no, Alexis being put into the movie to woo an evil as sin Starscream does not count.

-Why do I hate these OC girls so intently? Maybe it's because I'm a girl and territorial. I love the Transformers and seeing their characters destroyed by falling in love with insignificant little insect meatbags that'll die in a few decades makes me upset. I don't like seeing them paired with these sixteen-year-old ditzes that'll die in the blink of an eye of their lifespans and break their sparks. And no, turning them into robots does not make it better. And let's face, if there are laws about age related relationships on Cybertron, or laws about having relations with organics, they're probably breaking them and doing something that would be seen as morally corrupt.

-I'm fine with people that don't like slash, it's not your thing, okay by me, live-and-let-live, let bygones be bygones. However, why do people complain more about giant robots being together than a robot and an underage girl? I mean, you non-slash people have to have noticed this as well, right? Can't you complain about that as well? Because it's so much more annoying and stupid.

-I lovelovelovelove Wheeljack/Ratchet, with all of my heart. I go into my happy place whenever I find a story (a good story) with them together, or even if it's just mentioned/alluded to that they're together.

-I also hold overwhelming affection for Hound/Mirage. They also take me to a happy place when I see them together.

-I like, read, and write dirty stories involving the Transformers. They are not here, they are on my Livejournal. http :// du08. livejournal .com/ if you're interested. Just make sure to take out the spaces.

And that's it for now about me. If I think of more stuff to say, I'll add it. Until then... Mama Ratchet ftw!