A kind, kind soul was fantastic enough to find the story that I was looking for for a long time...for those of you who have come to my homepage before (i.e. no one)...IT IS STILL THE BEST, BUT IT HAS MOVED OFF OF FANFICTION!! But, I want other people to enjoy it as much as I do, and therefore will post the html here now. http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/authors/stories.php?no=608 Check it out!

It's called "To Have and to Hold" by ladyrheena

Summary: Set in Greenwood the Great several decades before the LOTR trilogy begins, this fic tells the tale of a sweetly annoying Elf prince and the fiery lady he unfortunately chooses to bestow his affections upon one Spring Festival. Certainly not the usual Legolas romance-type, mainly as it’s told from the point of view of the heroine, a deeply sarcastic and rather wicked she-Elf named Nessa. There are intersections with "The Hobbit" as well as a guest appearance from everyone’s favourite filthy ranger. Don’t bother if sarcasm is only a seven-letter word to you.

Published: 18 Jan 2004 -:- Updated: 27 Feb 2004
Chapters 42 -:- Type Romance -:- Warnings Sexual innuendo, extreme sarcasm -:- Principal Characters Legolas;OFC