Evening peeps,

I am mildly new to fan fiction, so, yeah. I guess I should start with some things about myself. I am a bookworm and I am not afraid to say it. To make it easier, here's a list of thinks I like;

-Cats

-Birds

-Black

-Purple

-Music (of most all sorts, not metal though.ick)

-Movies!!! (For example; The sorcerers apprentice, How to Train Your Dragon, Dark Shadows, Titanic, Death Note- that's a series on youtube. the ending can dissapoint, but it's still awesome. The Golden Compass, The Hunger Games, (no duh.) Tangled, The Devil Wears Prada, and many others.

-Sharp pencils (For some unknown reason, whenever I see a sharp pencil lying around, I have to pick it up and write something with it. Also they smell good. Don't ask why. The same is true for pens, well, except for the smell.)

-Silence (it's good to have a moment to your own thoughts every once in a while.)

-Full moons (They're just soooo darn cool to watch, especially through a telescope. this is extra-awesome during eclipses, I can take pictures!! : D I have at least fifteen, taken through a telescope.)

When thinking of all the things I like, I can't help but think of the things I don't like.

-Small dogs that bark, and never shut up, at that frequency that is just right to drive you nuts.

-Bright lights (I hate having to squint, and whenever I go out into direct sunlight I start a sneezing fit. Humm... I wonder if I'm allergic to sun. Na. Sunglasses rule!!)

-Pink (I despise most all shades of pink, except the ones that are closer to peach you would find in a sunset.)

-People who are racist or are trying to convert me, or something. I am me and I'm staying that way, so give up now!!

cups (I don't mind the peices, but chocolate and peanut butter? Gag, ick, retch, and other random sound effects in that area.)

-Texting acronyms (I know I am not alone in this, but full words are good, and I have waaaay to many issues deciphering the meaning of a single letter that could mean thirteen thousand different things.)

-Chick flicks (Or at least most of them anyway, what is it with the mushy, gooey stuff, you at least need a plot people! I have a similar issue with fairy-tales, at least many of the Disney ones. The women are either pretty idiots who can't do a thing for themselves, or smart, evil, and ugly. What's with that?)

The lists could go on forever, so here I conclude. I loove reviews, good or bad, and I hate people invading my space and stuff when I have warned them about it. (Sadly for them, if I'm having a bad day, they might get hurt. Only a little though. ; )) If you haven't noticed, sometimes I have a serious case of split personality, though I guess a lot of people do. Fishcows, Narwaffles, and jelly doughnuts for now, see ya!!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

I just had to post this, I hat racism, and I found it on another person's profile, but it was so true, I couldn't resist. Here's another one, that is still irresistable and awesome;

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly ranom.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

I find just about every one of these thing applies to me beyond belief. Anywhoo, that's all for now! Please, review, favorite, or at least say something! Criticism and fan mail are an author's bread and butter.