Author has written 5 stories for Hollywood Heights, Nine Lives of Chloe King, and Maximum Ride.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, AnnieHonson, ZoeyAndStarkForeverAndAlways, fireboltwing4, HatingHatersWithAPassion, Mickey-Mouse-is-now-Purple26, cutiepie5514, CakeIsAGoodFriend, HollywoodHeights101,
(Be honest no matter what.)
1) Have you ever been asked out?
2) Where did you get your default picture?
3) What's your middle name?
4) Your current relationship status?
5) Does your crush like you back?
6) What is your current mood?
7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
... why do you care
8) What color shirt are you wearing?
9) Missing something?
something or someone?
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
12) Ever had a near death experience?
13) Something you do a lot?
14) The song stuck in your head?
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
17) When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday and Today
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
umm is there a good answer for that? nope didnt think so.
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Anything that is coffee I LOVE coffee
22) What's your biggest secret?
23) Favorite color?
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
25) What are you?
26) Do you speak any other language?
27) What's your favorite smell?
Favorite smell? what kind of a question is that.
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Nope how old do you think i am?
30) What are you thinking about right now?
31) What should you be doing?
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
33) Do you like working in the yard?
\ill say one thing to sum my answer up k? I. HATE. SPIDERS!
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
36) What is your natural hair color?
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
Friends will never ask for anything to eat or drink.
But, best friends will help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A friend would bail you out of jail.
But, best friends will be sitting next to you saying, "Crap, we messed up." Then turn to the officer and say that you were framed.
Friends will pat you on the back to comfort you when you're crying and ask you, "Why are you crying?"
But, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
Friends would borrow your stuff then return it a few days later.
But, best friends would lose your stuff and say, "My bad... Here's a tissue."
Friends only know a few things about you.
But, best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
Friends comfort you because a guy rejected you.
But, best friends walk up right to the guy and say "You're gay, aren't you?"
Friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
But, best friends will kick the whole crowds' butt for leaving you.
Friends are only through highschool and college.
But, best friends are for life.
If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if you are a best friend who would do this, repost this in your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso
6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk
10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat
11. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is To Go
12. Sing Along at the opera
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom
17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running and screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go"
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, post this on your profile and make somebody smile!
The difference between a Fax lover and a Fax shipper?
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile
"I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." Nudge
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile
If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're absoloutely, uncrontollably in love with Fang, copy this into your profile ( sorry Max I still ship Fax)
If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile.
If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile *chough* Dylan *cough cough*
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile
You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...
1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog. 2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming. 3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. 4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari. 5. You claim you have wings. 6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'. 7. You daydream about meeting the flock. 8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more. 9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect. 10. You study about birds. 11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. 12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both. 13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking. 14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out, ironically, in 2012.) 16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight. 17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser. 18. You hate dog crates. 19. You think scientists are evil. 20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's. 21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch. 22. You've found a new respect for blind people. 23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author. 24. You say 'U and A' a lot. 25. You think you have a Voice like Max. 26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it. 27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR. 28. You know what 'Fax' is. 29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween. 30. You claim to have brain attacks. 31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. 32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is. 33. You daydream of flying. 34. You love chocolate chip cookies. 35. You seriously felt like you were in the book. 36. If you want to become a writer because of MR 37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it. 38. If you love Fan-fiction. 39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride. 40. You want a talking dog.
BOLD WHAT APPLIES TO YOU
I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON’T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be gothic.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I’m WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.
I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick.
I’m a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.
I DO DRUGS, so I must be making nothing of myself in life.
I’m SHORT so I must be a MIDGET.
I’m FRENCH so I MUST eat frogs.
I’m BI, so I MUST like every guy I see.
Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this into you profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of HOT, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will STAY AWAKE just TO WATCH YOU SLEEP. Wait for the guy who KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD, Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in SWEATS. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he CARES about you and how LUCKY he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's HER." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. --
You have pulled a Nudge when: You can talk for 5 minutes straight without even thinking or letting anyone say anything.(ALL THE TIME)
You have pulled a Fang when: You are so deathly quiet it can be annoying sometimes. (when I'm thinking or mad at someone)
You have pulled a Max when: You make a snap decision without taking a lot of things into account.(definitely
If you talk to your book characters copy this.
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
Write down the names of your twelve favorite Maximum Ride characters, in no particular order.
5) Angel (SPOILER: The Voice)
9)Lissa ( Only cause I love the jealousy of Max lol)
11) Sam (thats a character right...ima say it is...)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Sam and Gazzy... like together? Um NO!
2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?
I think Nudge might be cute.
3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?
Sam got Dr.M prego?!?! I did not see that coming!!!!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Umm ya nice ones, not really.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Fang and Gazzy? Aww He* naw! Im Fax all the way!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Angel and Lissa or Angel and Jeb? Really doesnt it state that Jeb is like a dad? so neither!
Umm if Total walked in on Fang and Dr.M making out I would be so sad for that dog and For whatever Max would do to Dr.M and Fang...
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Okay: what if Iggy found out Jeb was really his father? and in some twisted way his mom could be anonymos or... Dr.M?!?!?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Sam comforts Total...
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?
IDK i read Iggy fics all the time...
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think so...
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
idk maybe Like my Mother Does by Lauren Alaina (Dr.M)
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Roses are red,
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.
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