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Author has written 9 stories for Once Upon a Time, and How I Met Your Mother. Hello everyone! I am a college freshman with an unhealthy obsession with books, television, and music. Writing these stories is how I get stress relief from my classes, so if even a single person enjoys them, I feel like I've accomplished something. You guys probably don't care that much about my life, so I'll get on to my fandoms and ships. Fandoms: Once Upon a Time, Harry Potter, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Pretty Little Liars, Percy Jackson, House, Friends, The Hunger Games Favorite Characters: OUAT- Regina, Mary Margaret/Snow (yes, I realize it's strange that I like them both, but I do), Ruby/Red HP: Hermione, Sirius, Luna, Lupin, Ron, Tonks, the twins, so many more! HIMYM: Robin, Barney TBBT: Amy, Sheldon PLL: Spencer, Hanna (TV), Spencer, Aria (books) Percy Jackson: Percy, Annabeth, Piper House: House. What more can you want? But also Cameron. JMo wasn't half bad here. Friends: Monica, Chandler, Phoebe Hunger Games: Cinna, Haymitch, Johanna, Finnick My Ships: The canon: Romione (HP), Barney/Robin (HIMYM), , Shamy (TBBT), Percabeth (Percy Jackson), Mondler (Friends), Snowing (OUAT), Stable Queen (OUAT), (it's not a crime to multiship!), Hunter Queen (OUAT), Ezria (PLL), Huddy (House) The fanon: Ted/silence (HIMYM) (no, but seriously), Swan Queen (OUAT), Evil Charming (OUAT), Hameron (House), Shenny (TBBT), Phoebe/Joey (Friends)- they could have been! The OT3: Swan Hunter Queen (OUAT)- am I the only one who wanted this to happen? The tinhat: Neil Patrick Harris and Cobie Smulders (HIMYM)- serious, Morrilla (OUAT)- complete crack I mostly write for Once Upon a Time, and mostly for Regina at that, but I will branch out if inspiration strikes. To anyone wondering why I deleted Drunk Dialing: I feel like I owe you an explanation. Apparently, by being a songfic, it violated site rules, and I was told to either remove the offending material or risk having my account closed. As the lyrics were integral to the plot, I decided to go out with my dignity intact and just remove the entire story. It wasn't an easy decision, but if I had to choose between losing a story or losing my account, I'd pick the story. I apologize to anyone this may have inconvenienced. If you would like to read or download either story (in its original form), please PM me with a request specifying which story you'd like, and I'll send it to you via DocX. That being said, I will no longer be posting songfics here. Update: a sanitized version of No Longer Numb has been reposted. The original will be posted on Tumblr on the day I go to the dark side and get one. In other news, I have fallen and gone over to the dark side. To use the proper term, I have tumbld. You can find me at foreveranevilregal.tumblr.com. I still don't really know how to Tumblr, but as soon as I figure this out, I'll start cross-posting some of my stuff on there, especially things that are not allowed on this site. Updates will still be slow, as it's the last few weeks of the semester and finals are coming up, but please don't give up on me or my stories! I promise I intend to finish both Just a Number and Dear Storybrooke! Unfortunately though, I'm not taking any suggestions at the moment, as life is too busy. For anyone that wants to know more about me, hit me up with a PM! I'm very friendly, and a lot less shy online than in the real world. If any of you have made it this far in my bio, congratulations. You get an imaginary gold star for having a longer attention span than me. Oh, you were just looking for my stories? Sigh, they're below. | |||||||||
1. Dear Storybrooke » reviewsWhen fighting in the town of Storybrooke comes to a boil, one citizen decides to take matters into his own hands by creating an anonymous advice box. How will matters unfold?Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,824 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 5-19-13 - Published: 12-30-12 - Complete2. Just a Number » reviewsPost 2x09 AU. After Emma and Regina realize they are each others' true love, they fall into the well and end up in Fairytale Land. When they awake, Regina discovers that she has a small problem...in the form of baby Emma! Hilarity ensues as Regina tries to take care of her now infantile true love.Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,570 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 3-28-13 - Published: 12-31-12 - Emma S. & The Evil Queen/Regina M.3. Simple Pleasures reviewsEverybody has a simple pleasure. For Regina, it happened to be Nutella. One day, Emma interrupts her indulgence with some very interesting results. One-shot, most likely.Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-7-13 - The Evil Queen/Regina M. & Emma S.4. No reviewsEvery night, he would sneak into her bedchambers and continue their steamy affair where it had left off the night before. It had been this way for months, until she reached her breaking point. Regina POV. Spoilers for 2x09. AU. HookQueen smut. One-shot.Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-27-13 - The Evil Queen/Regina M. & Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete5. Of Mothers and Misunderstandings » reviewsWhat if Emma had turned around after walking out the door? What if she had seen the look on Regina's face and decided to pay her a visit?Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-28-12 - Published: 12-26-12 - Emma S. & The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete6. To Believe I Walk Alone reviews*SPOILERS FOR 8X12* What happens between the time that Robin leaves the limo and the end of the episode? Robin's perspective on how the night unfolds.How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-21-12 - Robin S. & Barney S. - Complete7. Tell Me a Story, Mama reviewsWhen Henry complains that he has heard every fairy tale in his story book a million times, Regina decides to tell him one that he would never find in the book.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-5-12 - The Evil Queen/Regina M. & Henry Mills8. Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall » reviewsRegina always had a troubled history with mirrors. They helped her as well as hurt her. One day she finds a very special mirror that can show her what she wants. Over the years, she visits it, and sees her changing wishes. Give it a chance if you like Regina, it's better than it sounds! *Now complete!*Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,719 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-1-12 - Published: 11-17-12 - The Evil Queen/Regina M. & Emma S. - Complete9. No Longer Numb » reviewsIt's karaoke night at Granny's, and Emma is just about to leave when Regina takes the stage,singing a very emotional song. Afterwards, Emma goes to confront her about it. What happens next? Read on to find out! *Chapter 1 reposted without song lyrics*Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-21-12 - Published: 11-19-12 - Emma S. & The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
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