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Hetalia Pledge

I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta.

I promise to remember Germany
whenever someome says West.

I promise to remeber Japan
whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake.

I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.

I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who.

I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose.

I promise to remember China
whenever I see Hello Kitty.

I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe.

I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.

I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.

I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA.

I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.

I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato filed.

I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.

I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan.

I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano.

I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!

I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl.

I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun.

I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.

I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.

I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.

I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle.

I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes.

I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.

I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see boat.

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.

I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.

They said they didn't like my writing...
I said I didn't like their existence

You know your obsessed with Hetalia when...bold apply

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good Fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.

30. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some.

If your reading this either: your bored,you really like me,your a stalker,your awesome like prussia,or you think I'm awesome like Prussia

I love Hetalia.It's my obssesion.HEHE!kesesese...idk...oooooooo what's this?...England!GET OF MY LAPTOP!...Shit!England decided to turn America into a chibi and now I gotta take watch chibi England...OMG!AWESOME STORY IDEA!Shit!And a chibi America now...And chibi Prussia...Yea,lots of chibis...