Author has written 15 stories for Okami, Avatar: Last Airbender, 39 Clues, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Lord of the Rings, Legend of Zelda, Sherlock, Robin Hood BBC, Radio Dramas, and Web Shows.
Hi. If you're here, that probably means you've read one of my stories, or are trying to figure out what kind of writer I am. Well, I am just going to warn you.
I AM WEIRD!!! With that said, I am also a nerd. I love Star Wars, Star Trek, Zelda, Okami, AIO, Redwall, 39 Clues, and many others. I could tell you quite a few other things about myself right now, but I'll let my good friend and colleague, Han Solo, to explain.
Right, so... Yeah. I'm Han Solo, the dashing, hansom, rogue pilot of the Millennium Falcon. Oh, right. I'm supposed to be talking about Jarael.
Well, let's see. She can't stand it (yes, she's a she) when she accidentally misspells something, and has to change it right away. She's one of those people who edits her work as she goes, and evidently can shape-shift. And she has recently discovered that if a character tickles her fancy, she kills him/her. Why is that, by the way?
I don't know; it's just my way of showing affection. Now will you please just shut up and tell the nice people about me or I'll kill you too.
Okay, okay. Um... she usually takes the form of a woman with whitish short, spiky hair, blue tattoos on her face, and purple eyes. Hey, I just realized! That's what Impa from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time looks like!
Okay, you can shut up now. (Now, get back in your cage.)
I have quite a few fan fiction plotlines going on inside my head. I will post them as soon as I write them down. The one I'm working on right now is Okami, so go read it.
Oh, you're back? OK, then.
I'm also working on an Avatar: The Last Airbender one, and a few Star Wars ones. And also a Legend of Zelda one.
I usually don't have much time for writing, so updates will be slow, if at all.
If you hate my writing, please don't tell me. I like constructive criticism, but not, "wow that's the worst writing i've ever seen you must be a loser see if i ever read one of your stories again!" I also am a sucker for compliments, so feel free to shower me with them. (Oh, yeah... and I HATE bad spelling. Well, not hate, but it's one of my pet peeves. So please try to spell correctly and use correct grammar and punctuation when writing reviews. Thanks!)
That's about it.
Live long and prosper, see ya, farewell, and yada yada yada,
P.S. Don't listen to anything this crazy girl tells you, she's completely nuts! If she says anything bad about me in her stories, don't believe it. I'm awesome, and she can never change that! Oh, and if she kills me off, WATCH OUT, JARAEL!
Okay, I'm back from getting a soda- Issun. Get. Off. My. Keyboard. Now.
He's right, you know. You can be mean to us.
Yeah, you're always hurting us or killing us!
What's up with that, eh, Jarael?
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Richard Maxwell, and Martin the Warrior, stop messing with my profile on your own devices! Just because you know my password doesn't mean you can do whatever you want!
And why not, ma chérie? I'm still kind of angry at you for what you did to me, you know.
Oh, no. Waka? You too? Why can't you just leave me alone? And since when do you have internet access? You're on the Celestial Plain! And I'm fairly certain, Obi-Wan and Martin, That neither of you should even have a laptop/computer/smart phone/thingy! Richard! Have you and Sinead been sneaking them "essentials" behind my back? I'd like to keep the continuity unbroken, thank you very much.
Hey, come back! I'm not crazy! Honest! Come baaaaaaaaack!!!
Oh, great. Thanks a lot, you guys.
But if you think about it, you would have just kept wasting their lives anyways. It's probably for the better.
Thank you for wasting your life. Au revoir, baby!
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