Hi! Zenith McCarthy here. I want to say thank you for visiting my account and hopefully you will read my story.

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Hobbies- Tennis writing and reading

Never underestimate boring animals they all have something other animals don't have no matter how small.

Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely

One day I was in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me

When bored grab a friend and go to IKEA. Hide in the closets when no ones looking. Then we people pass by yell: WHAT'S UP WE JUST GOT BACK FROM NARNIA!!!!! Get's um ever time...

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but woopa gangnam style

*Frozen computer* Hm maybe if I spaztasticaly click everywhere it will start to work

People say the right person will come at the right time... Honestly I think mine has been hit by a truck

No matter how old you are if a toddler shoots you with a toy gun you pretend to die

Kik me! What?!?! you thought I meant actually kick me! No I meant the texting app. Dur!

Sometimes your Knight in shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil

Due tomorrow= Do tomorrow (That's for you Ethan!)

Don't be stuck with a nickname in high school; you will be stuck with it for the rest of your life

"Tonight we are young so I set the world on fire!" Me: What the heck!?!?! Who wants to set the freakin world on fire?

That foreign language you make up when you touch something extremely hot

I hate how chocolates melt in my fingers. Am I that hot?

The call them "flying fish" in reality they don't fly they just jump out the water for fresh air.

My friends think I'm crazy; its actually just random

Its one of those moments you know its wrong but don't give a crap

"Dude I failed" "Me too" *High five*

"Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe" Me: Not trying to diss the song but why give him your number he could be a serial killer. Logically speaking.

I used to be normal until I was introduced to the real world

That annoying moment when you close the wrong tab

I'm the type of person to fall back asleep to finish a dream

I like food and sleep. If I give you food or text you all night, your special to me

Pressing a toy that says 'TRY ME' at the store and it wont stop, so you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened

It's time I say a TRUE fact. Your face is a noun

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face

Awkwardly standing there while your friend is talking to someone you don't know.

"Who are you texting?" *smiles* "No one."

That moment when you get a sweet text & you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo

I hate it when I'm trying to be serious, but then I accidentally smile

The walk of shame at the store when you have something back because your mom says no

I hate when I'm singing and someone joins in... I'm like "Bitch, this isn't high school musical"

Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% of battery remaining

Seeing a attractive person in public and thinking "Damn, I'll never see them again"

That tiny heart attack you get when your mom is borrowing your phone. WHAT IF SHE OPENS MY GALLERY? MY INBOX? MY EVERYTHING

Zombies eat brains, you're safe

Elementary math problems are weird. "I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?" Oh, I don't know DIABETES MAYBE (Not trying trying to be offensive to people with diabetes)

OBVIOUSLY , I'm single, because I'm to sexy for everyone

"That song is old" Sorry, I didn't know there was an expiration date on music.

Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn.

If you never jumped from one couch to another, to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood.

Doing homework in class before your teacher checks it

I hate it when I plan a conversation with someone in my head and they don't follow the script.

The awkward moment when you're first place in mario kart, then someone hits you and BAM! 8th place.

That annoying moment when you keep catching a commercial at the end, and wondering what it's about it.

*3AM text message* "Hey are asleep?" "No, I'm hunting zebras. What do you want?"

Boy: So I heard you like bad boys.

Girl:Yeah?

Boy: I don't mean to brag but when I play wii I don't put the safety strap on.

I you like these you can steal them and put them on your profile!
;) ;)

Now lets talk about stuff. Seriously, I wanna have a nice conversation. Talk to me by PM I'll answer.

I understand that scissors can beat paper and I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's now fricken way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this scissors? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they to take notes in class. I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock could tear up paper in 2 seconds. When I play Rock/Paper/ Scissors, I always chose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper. I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

Copy/Paste Things

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you

When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute. But when a girl, World War lll is about to start.

If you have any questions about me PM me or I can answer you on my deviant account. GhostofJohn