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| chill13 |
Author has written 23 stories for Get Smart, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Gilligan's Island, Perfect Strangers, Mikado, StarTrek: Voyager, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Pirates! Band of Misfits. Hi, I'm chill13. As you might have guessed I'm a big fan of old sitcoms. Gillgan's Island, Get Smart and Perfect Strangers in particular. I'm also really into Harold Lloyd and Buster Keaton's silent movies but I haven't wrote any stories for them...yet. I tend toward things that are funny, clean and have heart. And lately I have discovered Gilbert and Sullivan's comic operas! Like many people I thought opera was boring stories with screeching women, like it's always portrayed in movies and things. But that image is soooooo wrong! At least for Gilbert and Sullivan's operas. They've got catchy tunes, unforgetable characters, hilarious dialogue and crazy off the wall plots. There's not many other places you can go to find pirates, judges, fairies, jesters, kings, princesses, geishas, gondoliers, and actors singing tongue-twisters! I draw for many fandoms as well as write. You can check out some of my art at my 'homepage'. | |||||||
1. Broken Compass » reviewsWhen a simple prank goes terribly wrong and one of the pirates is hurt there's only one man who can help. But can he muster up the courage to try?Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-24-13 - Published: 3-19-13 - Pirate Captain & The Pirate with a scarf2. An Orphan's Adventure With Pirates » reviews"I'm looking for a family. You haven't seen an extra one lying about, have you?" A story of how the pirates came upon the youngest member of their crew.Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-17-13 - Published: 3-3-13 - The albino pirate3. Scarf's Adventure in Being Wrong » reviewsThe Pirate with the Scarf seriously dislikes the Captain's decision to invite Charles Darwin to join their crew. But during a battle with a colossal squid something unexpected happens.Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-19-13 - Published: 2-12-13 - The Pirate with a scarf & Charles Darwin4. Cricket! reviewsUtopia's government meeting takes an unexpected turn when the Englishmen decide to teach King Paramount, the island's king, a new game. Things get a little out of hand. (a story from Gilbert and Sullivan's 'Utopia Limited')Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-13 - Complete5. A Fateful Trip » reviewsNo phones, no lights, no motor cars! When a shortcut to Earth sends Voyager to the wrong century they have troubles enough. But who would have thought they would meet a group of castaways with the same goal…to get home. And both just may reach that goal…if only they could keep Gilligan out of Engineering.Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,244 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 12-3-12 - Published: 6-20-126. Good Fortune to You reviewsHow did Koko, our hapless hero, and Nanki Poo, the prince of Japan fair after the events of 'The Mikado? Did they and their brides live happily ever after? A few Gilbert and Sullivan tunes guest star.Mikado - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-13-11 - Complete7. A Picture is Worth » reviewsAn old photograph and a small world. Who would have believed?Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-4-11 - Published: 1-3-11 - Complete8. None So Blind » reviewsBlindness can come in many forms. Gilligan and the Professor learn that sometimes only disaster can open eyes.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,874 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 10-2-10 - Published: 9-13-10 - Complete9. The Proposal reviewsAs rescue approaches Gilligan finds himself asking a very unexpected question.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-31-10 - Complete10. Shrink or Swim » reviewsAfter being shot by a strange device that washed up in the lagoon Gilligan begins to shrink. Can the Professor find a way to reverse the process before the first mate shrinks out of existence? And can Gilligan survive being four inches tall?Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,205 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 6-26-10 - Published: 2-5-10 - Complete11. Dessert to Die For » reviewsA pie, a typhoon and a tragic accident threaten to reduce seven to six.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,981 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 6-5-10 - Published: 6-8-07 - Complete12. Agent 86 reviewsA little Get Smart song. To be sung to the tune of 'Secret Agent Man'.Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-17-1013. Like Fathers, Like Sons reviewsIt's clear that the Appleton 'knack' for plumbing has passed to the next generation when six-year-old Tucker and Robespierre, Larry and Balki's sons, attempt to fix a leak in the bathroom faucet.Perfect Strangers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-30-09 - Complete14. The Pie reviewsA short play about a pie and an explosive misunderstanding.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-12-09 - Complete15. Wet n Nerdy reviewsLarry's son Tucker encounters some trouble at school. Good thing he has a distant cousin there to help him out.Perfect Strangers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-21-09 - Complete16. Color Me Shipwrecked » reviewsWhen Balki wins a cruise for himself and Larry, it seems like a great chance for relaxation and fun. But their pleasure trip becomes a fight for survival when a series of harrowing events brings them to a remote island far from help!Perfect Strangers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,407 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 2-9-09 - Complete17. He's Not Heavy He's My Cousin » reviewsAfter eating a Myposian dinner Larry wakes up with terrible stomach pains, and it turns out to be much more serious than simple indigestion. Can Balki manage in the new and frightening environment of an American hospital?Perfect Strangers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 3-21-09 - Complete18. The Truth Will Set You Free reviewsAfter Balki's wedding Larry is startled when he gets a heartfelt apology from his cousin for his behavior before the ceremony.Perfect Strangers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-08 - Complete19. Pasta Soup reviewsGuess what floated into the lagoon THIS time!Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-23-08 - Complete20. Island KAOS » reviewsWhen Max and 99 travel to an island looking for a KAOS base they seven people who claim to be survivors of a shipwrecked Minnow. Max decides instantly they are KAOS. Will the help or hinder the mission when the real enemy threatens world domination?Crossover - Get Smart & Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,231 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 12-4-05 - Complete21. Metalic Tears » reviewsWhen a simple away mission turns fatal how will the Enterprise crew react to the apparent loss of a dear friend and comrade...Data?StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,631 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 5-4-04 - Published: 12-12-03 - Data & G. LaForge - Complete22. Out of the Mouth of Dogs? » reviewsWhile leaving a message Max dropps his shoephone in a river causing all of CONTROL to believe he's commited suicide. And would you believe, A talking dog, deadly catnip balls, and kibbles and bits that can aid KAOS in taking over the world?Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,539 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-10-04 - Published: 8-4-0323. The Cone Of Silence reviewsA little poem I wrote to be sung to 'the Sound of Silence'Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-23-03
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