Hello! Welcome to my profile. There isn't much here, but make yourself at home.

I am trying to be a nice person, but sometimes it is hard. If I act mean, I don't mean to, so please be kind. Sometimes I say stuff without thinking because I can't think very well, but it's not my fault.

If you don't like stupid people, then you probably won't like me. Sometimes I can be dumb, but it's not my fault. I'm trying my best to be smart, but I have bad intelligence genes, so it's difficult for me.

Things that I like:

Curious George

Pokemon

Yu-Gi-Oh

Indiana Jones

Star Wars

Monster Trucks

Wrestling

Boxing

Kung-Fu

Mario

Scooby-Doo

Transformers (Movies)

Batman

Spiderman

Things that I don't like:

My Little Pony

Barbie

Other Girl Shows

Mustard

Mean People

Germs

Evil Zombies

Writing Tips:

1. Use all of the words. Not just some of them, because then you won't have enough.

2. Talk about nice things, not bad things.

3. Use "please" and "thank you" when talking to someone in your writing.

4. Don't worry about being good or not. You might never be as good as some people, but you're special anyway.

5. Leave good reviews for people like me.

Personal Advice for Real Life:

1. Never give up.

2. Only sometimes give up.

3. Be yourself, unless you are a murderer, then don't be yourself.

4. Have fun, but don't make fun.

5. Learn to laugh.

6. Don't join the crowd if they're bad.

7. Sing happy songs if there is no one around.

8. Do good things.

Fun Facts About Me:

I am a rich person with lots of money. I have too much money actually, but there's nothing to spend it on.

I am a very smart person. My best subject is math because in that subject, the teacher can't take points off for having a different opinion.

If you don't agree with me on everything, that means we were just raised different. It's not your fault, but you need to change your ways. If you need help, you can just PM me for counseling.

I live next to my neighbors, who are very nice people.

I enjoy drinking soda (especially the kind with sugar)

I am a professional fist fighter and can beat serious butt all the time without even trying.

I don't get angry unless someone is mean. When someone is mean then I get angry.

I can do a backflip through the air without a trampoline.

My muscles are so big that they sometimes don't fit in my extra large shirts, so I have to stop training for a few days to stop that.

My parents have already decided who I'm going to marry, so I don't ever have to worry about loving anyone else.

I believe in ghosts because I've seen one before. It was really big too.

Favorites:

Movie The good Batman movie

Book I don't read books because they hurt my eyes.

Song I'm not an emo person, so I don't listen to music

Person Myself, silly

TV Show Pokemon

Animal Human

Food Human (that is a joke because I don't eat people)

Planet Earth

Color I can't answer because then it would be racist

Weapon My fists of fury

Shape The Triforce

Game Twister (but only with small people so they can't reach all the colors)

Religion Anything involving the occult

Rambling Page

Hello, this is my rambling page. I can talk about my feelings here for everyone to listen to.

Okay, some people believe that I am a troll or a mean person, but I'm not. I try to be nice, but you have to give me a chance. I may have some strange ideas and beliefs to you, but you should respect them too. I don't want to be rude, but I end up appearing that way, please tell me why. I can't change my ways unless someone gives me advice.

I don't watch girls shows because I'm a boy, and I don't understand why other boys would do that, unless they are gay. It's okay to be gay, but I don't like it when people pretend to be straight when they're really gay. If you watch girls shows, and you're a boy, admit that you are gay. I will still accept you, and so will everyone else when the rest of the world admits they are gay too.

I believe that everybody in the world has an opinion, but not everybody has a good one. You can tell if you have a good opinion by counting how many fingers most people have. If you think that a thumb isn't a finger, your opinions are probably bad, because thumbs are actually fingers. By saying that people only have eight fingers means that you are gullible and will believe anything anyone tells you. Remember though, this is only a rule of... thumb.

About Me

I think I am a really cool guy. I make the fan fictions and doesn't afraid of anything. I live in America with my parents and big brother, who's three years older than me. They're all really nice and happy, just in case you were wondering. Oh, and they're all really smart, which kind of explains why I am so smart for my age.