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| JoeyJar99 |
Author has written 18 stories for Misc. Books, Austin & Ally, Peter Pan, Big Time Rush, and Candyland. Hi! My name's JoeyJar99 and I'm very enthusiastic, weird, and nerdy character. And if you elect me as your class president, I'll-- Oops! Wrong speech... Hello! My name's JoeyJar99, I'm 925 years old and I come from Gallifry. I-- Oops! Wrong introduction again... Allo! Wait, did I just say "Hello"? No, I said "Allo", but that's close enough. Oh...You'r-- Oops! Wrong again! Dang it! I-I'm sorry. I can't seem to find the right paper...anymore...Sorry! As you can tell by the sentences above, I also quote things a lot. The first one is an idea my sister gave me. The second one is David Tennant's self-introduction on the "Weakest Link". They had a "Doctor Who" special and he was on it (along with K-9. I don't know why I find that so cool. :)8 ). The third one is from "Labyrinth" when Sarah met The Worm. Me and my cousins love this quote for some reason. :) Now time for a few of my favorite things (bonus points if you get the reference)... Favorite TV Shows Well that's hard to say, so I'm gonna go with categories... Disney Channel/Disney XD/Nickelodeon--Well I like almost all their shows. I watch... Shows that aren't Disney shows... Shows that are no longer on air... Favorite Movies Favorite Books Favorite Book Series Favorite Color My Favorite Artists Just kidding, though I am a fan of theirs -Big Time Rush Sorry if that all that above was kinda boring. I didn't know what else to put... Anyway...Hope you like my story! l It's set in the Angel universe but it doesn't have any of the same characters. Though I might mention them... ENJOY!!! l | |||||||
1. TellTale Tunes by Austin & Ally: Mika Edition » reviewsThis is a collection of one-shot song-fics I wrote off of Mika songs. The summary for each song is included in each chapter. Can be rated lower, as always, but I don't want someone to be caught off guard. Story-format.Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-15-13 - Published: 5-3-13 - Ally D. & Austin M.2. Austin & Ally Rush » reviewsIt's Dez's family reunion and so he and the rest of Team Austin go to L.A. There, they meet Dez's family, the Jones's and the Knights, and the rest of the gang at The Palm Woods. Throw in some flirting with Ally and a jealous Austin and something big is bound to happen. Also, some characters from Shake It Up, and a mention to Jessie. I rated it T just to be safe.Crossover - Big Time Rush & Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,647 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-2-13 - Published: 12-19-123. The Origin of Candy Land reviewsEver wonder how all the characters got the way they are? Or why Lord Licorice has it out for King Kandy and wants Candy Land? OK, probably not since you were probably more focused on playing the game but WHATEVER! I had to think about what happened beforehand and this is my version of their back story. I hope you like it! :)8 I do not own Candy Land for the record...Candyland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-1-134. Mad Scientist » reviewsThink Beauty and the Beast. Except instead of magic, its inventions. Instead of talking furniture, his help. Instead of a giant beast, an evil mad scientist. This is my Auslly version (clarification inside). Genres are Romance and Humor but also Sci-Fi or Fantasy work too. Written in story-format and it's AU. I rated it T to be safe but it can probably be rated lower as always. :D8Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-30-13 - Published: 1-21-13 - Ally D. & Austin M.5. That Random Guy reviewsAustin and Ally are just friends. They don't even think of themselves as anymore. But...what happens when some dude and Austin have a conversation regarding his best friend... Well, you can probably already guess but please read! Message inside about Austin & Ally. Rated T to be safe. Story-format. Enjoy! :D8Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-24-13 - Ally D. & Austin M. - Complete6. Sometimes You Just Need A Little Push reviews"Uhh…" this conversation is getting weirder and weirder. He keeps asking questions that focus on her lips or questions that she never thought of, or both. Most of the time both, "I guess so that you get the color and the shine. To make it more," she awkwardly coughs, "appealing." -Austin has an idea and it, well, changes. Rated T for talk of lips but it's still clean as always :)Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-12-13 - Ally D. & Austin M. - Complete7. The Girl on TV » reviewsAustin is the high school geek. Ally is the hottest TV/movie actress. You wouldn't think that a kid that's bullied pretty constantly and a superstar would meet, would you? Well, this is a story. And in a story anything can happen. So, what happens when Ally's manager arranges for Ally to come to Miami in time for the county fair? AU. Story format. T to be safe. Enjoy!Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-7-13 - Published: 12-30-12 - Ally D. & Austin M.8. Operation: Dirt on Derek » reviewsAlly's boyfriend (now, EX) French-Kissed her so she broke-up with him. While she's telling Trish, Austin walks in. He suggests that they go get some ice-cream to make her feel better. But, while they're there they see Derek making-out with some girl. Austin then revels that that's been going on for a while. So, Team Austin( )Cheating Ex-boyfriend( )Revenge! P.S. It's a One-shot.Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-1-13 - Published: 11-26-12 - Ally D. & Austin M. - Complete9. Unsuspected Love reviews"So really, that should of told me something. But I guess I was just too oblivious that morning. We walked into Marino High School. It was sophomore year. We looked around the hallway, checking-out who attended today. I was going through my usual check-list: Sarah, Ericka, Mason, Alex, Benny, Ethan, Rory, ect. When my eyes landed on HER." AU. Story format. Rated T to be safe.Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-30-12 - Published: 12-20-12 - Ally D. & Austin M.10. True Love's Kiss » reviewsJust a story (a long one at that) about a romance between Austin and Ally. I don't know how else to summarize this... I think you should give it a chance. If you don't I won't hate you or anything, but I might be a little sad. :(. This one is set in their universe (unlike many of my other ones) and has a lost of references cause that's just how I roll (in the shire)! T to be safe.Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-30-12 - Published: 11-26-12 - Ally D. & Austin M.11. The Friendship Assignment reviewsCliques are very important at Marino High School. You stay within your cliques and there's no mixing/mingling. None, whatsoever. But what happens when Austin's partner is the extremely beautiful and attractive (at least to Austin, anyway) Ally? Well, I guess you'll have to read to find out cause that would be spoilers. Story Format. I rated it T just to be safe.Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-30-12 - Published: 12-24-12 - Ally D. & Austin M.12. The Day That Everything Changed » reviewsYes, another "bad boy changed by love" story, but I think mine's unique because it continues on after he changes. Austin and his friends are just all around bad people. No one could change them, and believe me, they've tried! That is of course until one day when they're bullying Tobey Dawson, and his big sister, Ally, comes up. What'll happen next? AU. You-Tube format. T safeAustin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-30-12 - Published: 11-26-12 - Ally D. & Austin M.13. The Competition for the Princess's Heart » reviewsPrincess Allyson's father wants her to get married but she refuses to get married to someone she doesn't love. So, they make a deal saying they will find a suitor who truly loves her, not just for her crown. First, they throw a ball. But what happens when there's a decree sent out to the village too? Hmm? AU. You-Tube format. Might be a little cheesy. T to be safe. Enjoy (I hope)!Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-30-12 - Published: 11-26-12 - Ally D. & Austin M.14. Mood Weather » reviewsThere's something that Ally Dawson and the weather have in common. Nobody knows it, not even herself. That is, except her best friend and music partner, Austin Moon. The weather is like Ally's very own mood ring. It's sunny when she's happy. It's rainy when she's sad. There's lightning when she's angry. It thunders when she's scared. And it's foggy when she's confused. T to be safeAustin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-23-12 - Ally D. & Austin M.15. The London Lifestyle reviewsThis story takes place a year after the 2003 movie ends. Peter decides he wants to stay on the Mainland and I guess this is about him adjusting to London, and with Pendy along the way. Cause what's funner than living at an unfamiliar place and with a girl who you might be in love with (a feeling never felt before)? Rated T just to be safe. I'll try to come-up with a better summary.Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-9-12 - Peter P. & Wendy D.16. Body Language reviewsBody Language. If you study Team Austin's (especially Ally's and Austin's) do you get more then what meets the eye? Many references in this story (don't worry, most are from Austin & Ally) and also a note about my other stories. Story format. 1st person point of view but not written from any of the show's character's point of view; just an onlooker. Rated T to be safe. Umm...Enjoy!Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-28-12 - Ally D. & Austin M. - Complete17. Questions reviewsThis is a one-shot about some couple-y questions Austin has. Sorry, bad summery, I didn't have one written before. Pretty cheesy story, just so you know. Uhhh...I think that's all. Enjoy! Probably could be rated lower, but I rated it T just to be safe.Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-26-12 - Ally D. & Austin M. - Complete18. Conscience Doesn't BiteOK. Let's get the awkward part over with. I'm a vampire. Now, before you go all "Oh my gosh! Lucky!" I just want to say…No. I am not lucky! I'm a dead, creature of the night that people either find funny or attractive. So when vampires fang-up people don't run. They get eaten. Fun, right? MY OWN PLOT, NOT OFF OF ANYTHING! RATED T TO BE SAFE! SORRY IT'S IN ALL CAPS!Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Published: 10-25-12
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