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Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hey People! It's nice to meet you all! About Me: I'm a grammar freak. I like to read. I'm also a bit random and weird, and I can get kinda blunt. I don't mean it though... Also, my fics suck. So yeah. You have been warned. I like Hetalia, and I ship a whole bunch of crack couples. I do ship normal couples too, but yeah. I mostly like crack couples. I like other anime and manga too, but I don't like them as much as Hetalia. I think that's all about me! Also, I'm annoying. I'm sorry. I don't flame fics, but if it did seem like I did, I'm incredibly sorry... Okay... here are some random stuff I found on the internet... I'm just bored, don't ask... When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 Celsius. The Russians used a pencil. (A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. THE TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH : 1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN : 1. You can have a woman president without electing her. TOP 12 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH : 1. Glorious history of killing North American tribes. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN : 1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH : 1. Glorious history of killing South American tribes. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN : 1. Oktoberfest. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING MEXICAN : 1. Nachos. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH: 1. You've got to be kidding, right?!?!?!? TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH : 1. Guinness. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN : 1. It beats being an American. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN: 1. Know your great-grand-dad was a thieving bastard that no civilized nation on earth wanted. Three surgeons are discussing patients they have operated on: 1st Surgeon: "I like operating on the French, when you open them up, all their parts are beautifully arranged and go back together perfectly no matter how you replace them." 2nd Surgeon: "I like operating on Germans, when you open them up, all the parts are numbered and they are easy to replace." 3rd Surgeon: "I like operating on Americans because the asshole and mouth are interchangeable!" Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?' Kid: Dad, what’s an idiot? We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. An American, a Russian, and a Pole were riding on a train. The American man pulled out a case of the finest cigarettes, took one drag on it, and proceeded to throw both the cigarette and pack out the window. His response to the shocked looks of the others was, "In America, we have lots of these." The Russian man, not to be outdone, pulled out a case of premium Russian vodka. He took a sip, and proceeded to throw the bottle and the entire case out of the window. His response to the boggled looks of the others was, "In Russia, we have lots of these." The Pole, thinking quickly, picked up the Russian and threw him out the window. His response to the American’s startled look was simply, "In Poland, we have lots of these." Three men are driving through the desert, but their car ends up stalling and breaking down. Each decides to take something with them to aid them in their trek through the desert. The first, being a practical Englishman, grabs a bottle of water from the car. The second, being a staid Scotsman, grabs an umbrella. The third, being an Irishman, grabs the car door. The others question his decision, but he mocks them saying, "This way I can always roll down the window when I get too hot walking in this desert." Warnings that should be placed on alcohol bottles: Why there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Ever wonder we never see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"? You know you just may be TOO drunk when ... 10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION: 10. You won’t be killed if you don’t drink beer. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... They must be Gods! Never argue with an idiot – they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. You know you're getting older when ... - A 'late night' now ends at 11 PM A day without sunshine is like, well, night. Never forget that you are unique, just like everybody else! Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back! I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. So if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Why men are like toilets: I can't remember the last time I forgot something. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea ... does that mean that one enjoys it? Remember half the people you know are below average. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. Life is all about ass. You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it. There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it! I intend to live forever - so far so good. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Be careful when a guy tells you that he loves you from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top! Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep! Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. How to impress a woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer. Always go to other people's funerals or they won't go to yours. One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day. The road to success is always under construction. The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. A woman can humiliate any man by simply saying "Hold my purse." Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares? Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own. A gay dinosaur is called Mega-sor-ass. A "smart ass" is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavour it is. Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity! A fool is a 27 story window-washer who steps back to admire his work. It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned. Don't drink and park, accidents cause people. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. Eat right, stay fit, die anyway. We are all part of the ultimate statistic - ten out of ten die. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. The difference between the Pope and your boss; The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. God didn't promise a calm passage. He promised a safe landing. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. My mind works like lightning; One brilliant flash and it is gone. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train. This isn't an office; It's hell with fluorescent lighting. I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. If you fool me once, shame on you. If you fool me twice, shame on me. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. DNA: National Dyslexic Association. It takes a square ass to shit a brick. Constipated people don't give a crap. There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep. If a bulldog and a shitsu are mated, it would be called a "bullshit". If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria. Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't. Gaseous clouds have been detected around Uranus. Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste? Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf. How do I set a laser printer to stun? I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges? Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. God must love stupid people. He made SO many. The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. Belgium: A country invented by the British to annoy the French. Funny how movies depict Italians as ruthlessly efficient when they're mobsters, and hopelessly inept when they're soldiers. The Japanese take snapshots of everything, not just everything famous but *everything*. Back in Tokyo there must be a billion colour slides of street corners, phone booths, fire hydrants and overhead electrical wires. What are the Japanese doing with all these pictures? Its probably a question we should have asked before Pearl Harbour. The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another. Do you know why the harp is the symbol of Ireland? Because Irish people are always pulling strings. Ireland : The land of ire. "You disapprove of the Swedes?" Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign. A Martian, stepping from his spacecraft, would scarcely be able to distinguish between two countries of 60.5m (Britain) and 60.4m (France), with GDPs of $1,927 billion (Britain) and $1,911 billion (France), where life expectancy is almost the same and the average age of first sexual intercourse is 16 years, 6 months (in France) and 16 years, 7 months (in Britain). In terms of the numbers of murders, cigarettes smoked per capita, Olympic gold medals won since 1896 and foreign aid given, France and Britain rank alongside each other in the international listings. For all that both countries adore emphasising their differences, they are, in fact, eerily alike, at least to the outside world. Copy and paste this if you support FrUK! In America only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, in Australia you have to explain what a writer is. Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States. You have perhaps heard the story of the four students - British, French, American, Canadian - who were asked to write an essay on elephants. The British student entitled his essay "Elephants and the Empire." The French student called his "Love and the Elephant." The title of the American student's essay was "Bigger and Better Elephants," and the Canadian student called his "Elephants: A Federal or Provincial Responsibility?" God has made Canada one of those nations which cannot be conquered and cannot be destroyed, except by itself. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates. Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job. Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them. Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels. Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball. Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English". Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island. Americans: Drink weak, bad-tasting beer. Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when... -You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet. One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." Four guys were out golfing and one guy hit his ball out into the rough. He goes to look for it. The other three start to talk about their sons. The first guy says, "My sons' a doctor and he's doing so well that he's taking someone to Europe." The next guy said, "Well my son is a car salesman and he's doing so well, that he gave a car to someone." The third guy says, "Well my sons' a contractor and he's doing so well, that he built someone a house for free." The forth guy comes back and the others ask him what's going on with his son. He says, "Well he's gay." And the others say, "Oh, we're really sorry." The guy says, "Oh no, we're not upset. We're glad he feels comforable enough to tell us and besides, one guy gave him a free car, one guy built him a house, and another ones' taking him to Europe." Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it? Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. Don't mess with me I've got a stick! I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have Somebody needs a Happy Meal. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order. 2. Japan 3. Estonia 4. Holland 5. Italy 6. Germany 7. Korea 8. England 9. Spain 10. Prussia 11. France 12. Canada 1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? 2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? 4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? 5) Would seven and two make a good couple? 6) Four/eight or four/nine? 7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? 8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. 9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? 10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. 11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic? 12) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash? 13) If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose? 14) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? 15) What pick-up line might eight use on five? 16) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. 17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? 19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? 20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? 21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 22) Would you write Two/Four/Five? 23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? 24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? 25) What is Six’s super-secret kink? 26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? 27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? 28) “One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.” What title would you give this fic? I am at a loss for words... Hmmm... the title I would give is 'Broken Hearted', I guess. 29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Which Hetalia character are you? The Axis Powers North Italy (Feliciano Vargas) [x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. (Man, the people who bullied me were douches. At least I moved, but when I come back to visit and I happen to meet them, I'm gonna tell them they were friggin immature. I mean seriously.) [/]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. (I don't like cheese alone. :/) [ ]You're very happy-go-lucky. (I wish I was... ;w;) [/]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies. (I think I do?) [ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. (I wish I had that... ;w;) [/]You're a good artist. (Maybe? My friends tell me my art is good, but I don't think so...) [x]You can be clumsy at times. (Heck, I'm clumsy most of the time.) [ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. (No... I wish I had one though... *sulks in corner*) [/]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (I wouldn't actually say that I have relatives in their country, but I would be crying and telling them to not kill me...) [x]You would surrender in a war situation. (Yup! I'd rather surrender than die! *is shot*) Total: 4.5/10 (Not bad...) South Italy (Lovino Vargas) [x]You tend to overreact a lot. (It's a bad flaw of mine... ;) [ ]You like to order people around. (Naw... I don't like being ordered around, though...) [x]You're a scaredy-cat. (I'm scared of a lot of things... The dark, ghosts, squirrels, strangers, dogs, heights, needles, etc. etc.) [ ]You curse a lot. (Nope! I'm a good little girl! LOL!) [ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you. [ ]You tend to blush easily. [x]You are lazy like hell. (Another bad flaw of mine... *sulks in corner*) [ ]You love tomatoes a lot. (Not really...) [ ]You fix yourself on stupid matters. (Eh?) [x]You get defensive at the slightest comment. (Yup! I'm really sensitive...) Total: 4/10 (Also not that bad...) Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt [ ]You're very stoic and serious. (Nope... It's impossible for me to act like that...) [ ]Sausages are your favourite foods. (Naw, sausages are yummy, but I would get sick of it if I ate too much of it. I prefer BACON! XDD) [ ]You like to walk your dog. (I don't have a dog... TT_TT) [ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. [/]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T. (I don't love rules, but I follow them...) [ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules. [ ]You work very hard. (I'm lazy... :P) [/]Your alone time is your 'happy time'. (It kinda is... XD) [ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people. [x]You've had issues with money once or twice. Total: 2/10 (Eh heh heh... Is this a bad thing?) Japan (Kiku Honda) [ ]You're very mature. (I wish...) [ ]You think everything over before saying it. (I don't do that at all... Another bad flaw of mine...) [/]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one. (I believe in them, but I would be scared shitless if I saw one...) [/]You isolated yourself during childhood. (Only in school... That's why I was bullied...) [ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time. (Me? Successful? That would be a miracle if I ever got successful... TT_TT) [x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world. (Yeah... I somehow don't fit in with people... I don't know anything recent that happens, etc. etc.) [x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people. (Hmmm... Yeah... I don't talk much to people unless I know them... :/ Another bad flaw of mine. I have so much flaws...) [ ]You're good at practical tasks. (I'm not good at anything...) [ ] You need time to adjust to new people. (Not really... XD) Total: 3/10 (Lol, FAIL!) The Allied Forces The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) [x]You love hamburgers. (I think they're delicious... XD) [ ]You think you're awesome. (I don't think so...) [ ]You love to invent things. (I'm horrible at coming up with inventions...) [ ]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films. (Nope... I don't like going to the theaters much...) [ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people. [/]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. (Kinda, I guess?) [x]You're terrified of ghosts. (Ghost are SCARY. I would cry if I saw one... :/) [ ]You know aliens exist. (Aliens existing? PSHAW. As if!) [ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. [x]You wear glasses. Total: 3.5/10 (Man, all my totals are low... XD;) The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) [x]You like tea. (I drink at least three cups per day... O_o) [x]You were quite tough as a kid. (I fought back at the bullies...) [/]You're very sarcastic and cynical. (Sometimes...) [/]Your cooking is awful. (I think so... I mean, I can't cook very much... XD) [x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (Yup! I like fairies and mystical creatures, EXCEPT ghosts. *shudders*) [x]...But you refuse to believe in aliens. (Aliens don't exist. Period. I think aliens are ridiculous...) [x]You have tried doing black magic before. (I tried making a voodoo doll by drawing someone on a piece of paper and stabbing and scribbling on it... XD;) [ ]You get drunk quite easily. (I don't drink.) [ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. (Once again, I don't drink.) [ ]You're good at embroidery. (I hate sewing. And I don't think I'm very good either.) Total: 6/10 (WOOT! I think this is going to be the highest score I'll get! XD) France (Francis Bonnefoy) [ ]You're very affectionate. (Not much... I'm kinda cold...) [ ]You think you have a great fashion sense. (I usually just wear a t-shirt, jeans and a hoodie... That's it!) [/]You like wine. (Ewww... I tried a little before and I don't like it... Well, I like the ones that taste like bread, but that's it...) [ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears. (I don't like whispering in anyone's ears. I mean, that's just weird. o_e) [x]You love red roses. (I like how they look and how they smell... XD) [ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. (I'm straight...) [ ]You're very proud of yourself. (I'm not proud of anything I did... Even though I should be...) [x]You love culture and the arts. (Yup! I think it's quite interesting :D) [ ]You're very flamboyant. (Hahaha... Lol, no.) [ ]You say you're a gourmet. (I wish I was... TT_TT) Total: 2.5/10 (Fail! XD) Russia (Ivan Braginski) [x]You had a very sad childhood. (Getting bullied is pretty sad, I guess...) [ ]You're very tall. (I wish I was... I'm short... TT_TT) [x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (Yeah, sometimes I'm hyper and happy, sometimes I'm in a horrible mood.) [ ]You wear a scarf all the time. (I want to wear a scarf all the time...) [x]You love sunflowers. (Sunflowers are cute! XDD) [ ]You love vodka. (I don't drink... Eh heh...) [ ]You can seem intimidating to other people. (I don't think so...) [x]You're very strong. (Yup! I have a strong personality and I think I'm a little strong physically...) [ ]You have a big nose. [ ]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (My laugh sounds ridiculous. It should make people laugh instead... XD;) Total: 4/10 (It's not that bad...) China (Wang Yao) [ ]You're very mature. (Ha, I wish...) [ ]You're very superstitious. (Not really... :P) [/]You're very religious. (Kinda... I follow the rules, at least...) [x]You love pandas. (They're so fluffin' cute!!! X3) [ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes. [ ]You love Hello Kitty. (Ew, no. Hello Kitty is so popular, it got annoying. And anyways, it's just a bald cat with a bow. If you took it off, you can't even tell what gender it is!) [ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (I'm the youngest, so why should I be a role-model?) [ ]You work hard. (No, I'm lazy...) [/]You're good at drawing. (I really don't know... My friends tell me I'm good, but I think I'm horrible...) [/]You like sweets. (At certain times...) Total: 2.5/10 (Wow, it's so low... XD) Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [ ]You are very well-raised. (I have to say I was horribly raised...) [ ]You're polite. (Not really...) [x]You love classical music. (I think classical music sounds nice... ) [/]You like cake. (Only the good kinds. Not American cakes, though. I can't believe people actually like them. The frosting is just gross and the cake is too sweet... Just... yuck...) [x]You have a mole on your face. (I have at least three, actually.) [ ]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away. (I'd rather do the things that have to be done first...) [/]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. (When I started piano lessons, I moved very quickly onto the advanced beginner levels... I lost all my skills though, because I quit. ;) [/]You've composed music before. (Well, yeah, but I just put notes randomly on the scale and played it. It was just for a joke... ; And it sounded horrible...) [ ]You tend to call people 'morons'. (Naww... I call people smatasses when the do something dumb.) [x]You wear glasses. Total: 4.5/10 (Well, it's not that bad...) Canada (Matthew Williams) [x]You're often ignored by people. (I am practically invisible... XD) [x]You look younger than you actually are. (I hate being mistaken for a middle school kid... But I suppose in the future it will be a good thing, because I'll look younger than my age... ;) [/]You love hockey. (I kinda like it... I think it's cool... ;) [x]You love polar bears. (They are so KYUTE N FLUFFEH!!!) [x]You hate fighting. (I'm a peace fantard... I hate it when people fight and I hate violence...) [ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy. (I wish...) [ ]You often get mistaken for someone else. (Ha, NOPE! XDDD) [/]You feel under-appreciated. (Sometimes...) [/]You're bilingual. (Well, I did study Chinese and could read it a little, and when I was small I could understand Japanese... I wish I still can... TT_TT) [ ]You always carry a bear with you. (I like bears and all, but I wouldn't carry a live one. I mean, I get scared carrying animals... D: I would carry a stuffed animal though...) Total: 5.5/10 (One of my best scores... =w=) Cuba [ ]You smoke. (I will never smoke. I do not want to die from lung cancer. Not to mention cigarettes stink like hell...) [x]You're very physically strong. (I suppose... XD) [x]You've won a lot of fist-fights. (I think I did...) [ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other. (Pshaw, no.) [/]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics. (I think... :/) [x]You like hot weather. (Yup! It's better than being cold! XD) [x]You can be very friendly from time to time. (Yeah... Once I get to know you...) [/]You look very tough on the outside. (Maybe... I think so...) [x]You make a very nice role-model. (Me? A good role-model? Ha, no. No wait, I remember there was this girl that looked up to me and basically worshiped me... And her mom said I was a good role-model... I guess it's a point for me, then! 8D) [ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways. (Eh?) Total: 6/10 (Wow... That's shocking... O_O) Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry) [ ]You have a potty-mouth. (Ha, nope.) [ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair. (I WEEL NEVBAH DO ZAT!) [x]You used to be a very tough kid. (Yup, I fought back the bullies and even kicked and punched them... I have a short temper...) [ ]You're very reliable. (Me? Reliable? Impossible.) [x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. (I think so... XD) [x]You're very faithful. (Mmhm...) [x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. (Um, yeah...) [ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (I don't think so... And what does 'chalk and cheese' mean, anyway? O_o) [ ]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next. (I grin like a maniac all the time... XD) [ ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (Erm... No.) Total: 4/10 (4 out of 10 is never bad! 8D) Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) [x]You're very loyal. [ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together. (I feel like I do that, actually. I shouldn't do that... o_e) [ ]You're very serious. (I wish!) [ ]You have a lot of patience. (Hardly. I'm super impatient.) [ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff. (Nope... I think a lot, though...) [ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (I only get depressed when I think about death...) [x]You're not very confident. (I feel like I'm horrible at some things. DX) [x]You were quite rebellious as a child. (I'm still a little rebellious now. :/) [ ]People tend to walk all over you. (Ha! Why would they?) [/]You're a born worrier. (I worry sometimes... XD) Total: 3.5/10 (I guess that's a fail? XD) Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz) [ ]You're very flamboyant. (Um, nope! XD) [x]You're quite hyperactive. (Yeah...) [x]You can be quite goofy. (No comment...) [ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix. (Not really!) [x]You're very wary of strangers. (I get scared... I mean, when I first tried Omegle, my hands were shaking...) [ ]It takes you ages to come out of your shell. (I don't take that long... XD) [x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty. (Yup!) [x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions. (Mmhm...) [x]You love pansies and corn-poppies. (I like flowers... X3 Just not when I wear them...) [ ]You get up to do lots of crazy antics. (Hahaha, no.) Total: 6/10 (Huhuhu One of my highest scores!) Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) [/]You're quite mean-spirited. (Sometimes...) [ ]You're a bit of a hooligan. (Naw...) [x]You're very loyal. (Huhuhu I guess it's one of the good points about me!) [ ]You're very good at tactics. (I wish...) [ ]You hate Russia. (Why would I hate him?! oAo) [ ]You love to fight people. (No way.) [ ]You can avoid marriages quite well. (Ha, I've never been proposed to... I'm too young...) [/]You're not always taken seriously. (Sometimes...) [ ]You like drinking. (Ew, no. Drinking is bad for you and I don't plan on ever drinking. Well, unless it's juice or soda or tea or water or something non-alcoholic... XD) Total: 2/10 (Another fail! o3o) Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) [/]You are clueless about things around you. (Sometimes... XD) [x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. (Fresh tomatoes taste better than cooked ones... o3o) [ ]You're very responsible. (Hahaha, I wish...) [x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot. (Sadly, it's true... *sulks in corner*) [x]You love churros. (I think they're tasty... =w=) [x]You help people in crisis. (Another good point about me, I suppose...) [x]You are quite random. (Why do you think I'm called 'TotallyRandomAuthor?') [x]Somehow, you like bananas. (I like bananas, but I hardly feel like eating them... :/) [/]You often offer food to people. (Sometimes...) [x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (Heehee... Only anime brothers though...) Total: 8/10 (WHOA.. That's... shocking... O_O) Well, it seems like I'm Spain... XD And I wasn't expecting that... | |||||||
1. The Daily Schedule of 2P Italy reviewsHave you ever wondered what 2P!Italy's life was like? He's not as evil as you think he is... Rated T for some bad words.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-26-13 - Parallel Nations & N. Italy2. Babysitting reviewsKorea is forced to live with Japan for a while, and has been bothering Japan the whole time. When Italy comes over, Japan asks him to take care of Korea for him! Can Italy manage to take care of him? Or will something grow between them? CRACK COUPLE. Don't like, don't read. Simple.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-18-13 - N. Italy & South Korea3. Nine Nations In A Closet reviewsNine countries are trapped in a small cramped closet. How do they get out? Who's the culprit that locked them in? Rated T because of Romano's potty mouth.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-13 - South Korea & S. Italy/Romano - Complete4. Germany? reviewsPrussia comes home, only to see that something's wrong with Germany! Slight GerIta. Rated T because I'm paranoid. I do not own Hetalia.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-10-13 - Germany & Prussia - Complete
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