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| fictionalcandie |
Author has written 69 stories for Harry Potter, Pitch Black / Riddick, Pride and Prejudice, Pirates of the Caribbean, Good Omens, and Leverage. Hi there, folks, welcome to my completely uninformative author page! There would be more here, but I'd rather not have my identity (useless as it is) stolen, because, well, it's rather the only one I've got, isn't it? I am female though, I'll tell you that much, and legal for most things in most countries, and pride myself extremely on the fact I seem to have mastered the elusive talent of proper grammatical use of captilization. A word on my writing practices. I have a few multi-chapter fics posted, and I work on them when I can, but mostly I write oneshots or original fiction. This means that updates are very irregular; it can be as long as a few months between chapters (longest ever period between updates: nineteen months), or as little as a few days (shortest ever period between updates: twenty-two hours). If you've been following one of my stories and it hasn't been updated recently -- relax, it doesn't mean I've discontinued it. I don't abandon things without saying. In case you didn't catch that, I just said that all of my currently posted WIPs are still very much being worked on, and not on hiatus. Like my fics? Check out my writing journal! (There's more fic there than here, anyway.) | |||||||
1. Of Enemies and Destinies reviewsThere are those you remember, though you may try not to, even once you reach the Other Side. Oneshot, mild implied slash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-18-09 - Albus D. & Gellert G. - Complete2. Of Friends and Others reviewsThere are those who wait for you on the Other Side, and they have their reasons. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-18-09 - Sirius B. - Complete3. Just reviewsHe has feelings, too. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-17-09 - Sirius B. - Complete4. More Than A Team reviewsHardison said they were more than a team, and Parker eventually said it too, but she still has a question. Of course she does. Oneshot.Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-13-09 - Alec H. & Parker - Complete5. Ferris Feelings reviewsAn angel, a demon, a carnival, and the sum of all their parts. Oneshot, slash.Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-10-08 - A. Crowley & Aziraphale - Complete6. Harry Potter and the Trumped Up Charges » reviewsThe Minister of Magic has made a Very Big Mistake: He's convinced himself that Harry Potter is a Criminal. AU as of HBP.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,188 - Reviews: 260 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 7-1-05 - Harry P.7. Unexpected and Highly Scandalous reviewsColonel Fitzwilliam accidently encounters Wickham after the events of Ramsgate, and his reaction is considerably less mild than an altered face and a stiff nod. Oneshot.Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete8. Definitely Not Chicken Soup reviewsSirius gets fed up with being the center of WWIII and takes his brother and his best friend to visit a couple of psychotherapists, hoping to clear the air and achieve at lease a mild sense of peace and harmony in his personal life. [Oneshot. Slash.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-18-07 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete9. The Look of Innocence reviewsSome feelings do not need to be said to be there, some must be mentioned to be realized, and some are not felt at all without the proper expression. Lily found this one accidentally. Drabble. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-6-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete10. Mum's the Word reviewsThe Weasley twins have accidentally stumbled upon what might be their absolute favorite secret of all time, and it's not even THEIRS! Oneshot. Drabbley.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 3-31-07 - George W. & Fred W. - Complete11. Unicorn reviewsRelating the uncovering of Sirius's secret Muggle friend and the subsequent demise of his Reputation. [Oneshot, implied slash.]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-31-07 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete12. Blossom reviewsJasmine grew in his backyard. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 3-26-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete13. The Attraction of Madness reviewsHe should hate it, his history is proof of that, but everyone has their idiosyncrasies, and this is one of his. Drabble. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-23-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete14. The Importance of Being Irish reviewsHow do you have fun on St. Patrick's day if you're two blokes by yourselves, not Irish, and not even Muggles? Sirius and James have a plan, and they've made a LIST... Lily and Remus are, well, a bit concerned. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 3-17-07 - Lily Evans P. & Remus L. - Complete15. One Good Man reviewsWhat makes a man into the sort of person who thinks he can afford to give Captain Jack Sparrow even one day's headstart? Oneshot, Norringtonfic.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-15-07 - James N. - Complete16. Sixteen reviewsSixteen is a precious, defining age, when everyone begins to show the true colors of their adult selves, but are still liable to become someone completely different. It's the age everyone says they would like to revisit, but never really do. [Oneshot.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-8-07 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete17. Excuse For A Gentleman's Abduction reviewsHe was a gentleman, but if he'd only been born Darcy, as he should have, then everything would have turned out differently. Oneshot. Wickhamfic. Part of a series.Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-25-07 - Complete18. Behind This Pretty Smile reviewsYou have seen my face and you have heard my voice and watched me perform my tricks. But you do not know me, because that is not who I am. [Oneshot. Drabbley.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-20-07 - Draco M. - Complete19. Anatomy of A Gentleman's Seduction reviewsThere were some things he would never admit to anyone, and the number of times he had almost kissed Elizabeth Bennet was one of those things. Oneshot. Darcyfic. Part of a series.Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 2-14-07 - Complete20. Chocolate Crime reviewsJames thinks a certain opinion is just plain unnatural, so he sets out to change his best mate's mind. [Oneshot, mild slash, JPSB.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-7-07 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete21. Richard B Riddick: Convict, Murderer, Good Man » reviewsHe's been many things in his life, most of them unpleasant, and he's never regretted it. But he's also never before had this good a reason to reform...Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-5-07 - Published: 1-18-0722. Heaven Enough reviewsDeath comes sweetly to those who deserve it. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-27-06 - Sirius B. & Lily Evans P. - Complete23. Labor of Loving Deception reviewsAround the end of December one year, Sirius muses on his life. Christmas Cheer, this is not. [Oneshot.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-27-06 - Sirius B. - Complete24. Merry Mulled Christmas reviewsChristmas Eve, the Potter family way. Includes copious amounts of expensive mulled wine. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-27-06 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete25. Mistletoe and Mittens reviewsLily's first two Christmas presents of her 7th year are not at all what or even from whom! she would have expected. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-27-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete26. Ho, Ho, Humbug! reviewsSomehow, somewhere, someone, Sirius Black got a hold of a Santa suit. [Oneshot. Drabble.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-27-06 - Sirius B. - Complete27. Once Upon A Red Apple Clear reviewsIn which Draco discovers a deeply rooted dislike of mistletoe, and a rather odd stranger apparently obssessed with... fruit. [Oneshot.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-27-06 - Draco M. - Complete28. Snow Balls reviewsThere is snow, there is Lily, there is Sirius Black, and then there are snowballs. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-17-06 - Lily Evans P. & Sirius B. - Complete29. The True Meaning of Labor Pain reviewsEvents transpire to redefine a certain phrase in Lily's mind. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-13-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete30. Blight reviewsThe Dark Lord has a dungeon, and he uses it well. [Drabble. Oneshot.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-20-06 - Harry P. - Complete31. Time Changes Everything » reviewsFirst, he thought he'd just go and kill Peter. Then, he had a better idea... steal a timeturner, and use it to save his friends. Now, thanks to Sirius, Harry's life will never be quite the same again. [AU.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,023 - Reviews: 144 - Updated: 10-20-06 - Published: 5-14-06 - Harry P. & Sirius B.32. The Fine Print reviewsA capsulized catalog of someone's progression of feeling. [Oneshot. Mild implied slash.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-17-06 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete33. Run reviewsA moment in time as Sirius travels as a dog. Set sometime in PoA. [Drabble. Oneshot.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-26-06 - Sirius B. - Complete34. Addiction reviewsSirius has his favorite addictions, and James has him. [Drabble. Oneshot. Slash.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-24-06 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete35. he smiled reviewsSirius thinks about Lily and James, who have a special place in his heart. [Drabble. Oneshot. Mild implied slash.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-24-06 - Sirius B. - Complete36. Impulse and Accusation reviewsSirius Black has something unpleasant that he needs to discuss with Lily Evans, and she discovers this when he corners her one afternoon. Oneshot. No pairing, preLEJP.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-21-06 - Lily Evans P. & Sirius B. - Complete37. Scotch, or Straight Shots reviewsAs extraordinary and unordinary people, respectively, James and Sirius can't really be expected to have an ordinary relationship with each other. [Oneshot, slash, JPSB.]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-17-06 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete38. Starry Night reviewsClear summer nights are perfect for recreational stargazing. Lily and James engage in some. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-20-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete39. The King of Quidditch reviewsEveryone knows that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Lily Evans has decided that the way to a Quidditch Captain's heart, on the other hand, is through his best friend. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-3-06 - Lily Evans P. & Sirius B. - Complete40. Brother reviewsIt was a dark and stormy night on a deserted moor somewhere in Scotland, and a lonely man was waiting for someone... [Oneshot. Drabble.]Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-28-06 - Regulus B. & Sirius B. - Complete41. Walking Together reviewsThe first time she said yes, they wandered around Hogsmeade for hours and nothing happened. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-26-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete42. His Worst Fear reviewsThere's one thing Sirius dreads above everything else, but he never hears James say it, except when he's asleep. [Oneshot. Drabble.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-26-06 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete43. The Happiest Day of Your Life reviewsThe happiest day of a person's life is supposedly their wedding day... but what about your best friend's wedding day? [Oneshot.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-24-06 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete44. Best Birthday reviewsThe best things often happen when you're not looking for them. And when Lily gave James a present for his 18th birthday, he certainly was looking for what he got. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-15-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete45. Epiphany reviewsJames Potter has changed. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-12-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete46. I'm Pregnant reviewsJames reads the paper while Lily attempts to tell him something important. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-8-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete47. Whiskey Bliss reviewsHe liked to drink, and whiskey was his drink of choice. Featuring Sirius in leather pants. [Oneshot.]Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-3-06 - Sirius B. - Complete48. I'm Sorry reviewsJames eats breakfast, Lily tells him something important, and Sirius's life is in danger. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 6-3-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete49. First Kiss reviewsIt had been a brief thing, the insanity of only a moment, when she'd been so angry and beautiful that he couldn't help himself... Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-2-06 - Sirius B. & Lily Evans P. - Complete50. Delicate Psyche » reviewsFor once, Harry Potter was normal. Completely, utterly, undoubtedly normal. He wasn't doing anything odd. Nothing extraordinary was happening because of him. He was bloody NORMAL. And then, he breathed again. AU as of HBP.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,168 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 5-19-06 - Published: 6-21-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W.51. Early Years reviewsA collection of thoughts on the early life of Sirius Black. [Oneshot.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-10-06 - Sirius B. & Regulus B. - Complete52. Love Song reviewsAt the Potters' wedding, Sirius steals the bride for a few minutes. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-7-06 - Sirius B. & Lily Evans P. - Complete53. Nightmares reviewsMaurauders and Company, a look into the characters' psychology of sleep. [Drabble. Oneshot.]Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-15-06 - James P. - Complete54. 31 October reviewsWhen the world stopped, Sirius was the one left standing. [Oneshot. Not at all a happy fic.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-17-06 - Sirius B. - Complete55. Runaway reviewsSomeone shows up at James Potter's door in the middle of the night. [Oneshot.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-12-06 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete56. Too Many Ways reviewsThere were just too many ways a man could die. A job like that, they all die sometime, sooner than later usually. [Drabble. Oneshot.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-06 - Harry P. - Complete57. Accidental, Almost reviewsEvents almost ruin a night of good sneaking for James and Sirius. But Sirius figures it turns out all right in the end. Oneshot, slash, JPSB.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-22-06 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete58. Get Yer Freak On reviewsDraco starts an argument. Harry runs away from him. There is much silliness. [Oneshot.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-13-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete59. Chilly reviewsSirius has learnt a secret... [Drabble.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-12-06 - Sirius B. - Complete60. Birthdays reviewsSirius and James gave birthday presents like a religion. Oneshot. Implied, slightly slashy JPSB.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-10-06 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete61. Loves reviewsJames is out on Order business. Sirius sits with Lily and Harry. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-3-06 - Sirius B. & Lily Evans P. - Complete62. Approximately Midnight reviewsSirius takes a walk, and Lily discovers that not all things that go bump in the night are scary. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-1-06 - Sirius B. & Lily Evans P. - Complete63. Puppy reviewsSirius Black and James Potter had an arrangement. Except it was, at once, both less and more than a simple arrangement. And then... [Oneshot, slash, JPSB.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-6-05 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete64. We Have Cookies reviewsThe time has finally come, Tommy,' said Harry gravely, wand in hand. 'It's down to this. Me or you, good and evil. One against the other. Mortal combat.' Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 10-25-05 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete65. Shepherd's Pie reviewsSirius has a penchant for terrorizing the lower years and, unfortunately, he's quite good at it. [Oneshot. Part of a semiseries.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-6-05 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete66. Potentially Late For Breakfast reviewsWell, they really ARE going to be late for breakfast if no one is willing to wake him up... But that's James for you. [Oneshot. Part of a semiseries.]Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-8-05 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete67. Click, or Boredom reviews20ish Sirius is off of work and bored. Beware the pointlessness. [Oneshot. Part of a semiseries.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-31-05 - Sirius B. - Complete68. Feather Brained reviewsAfter the Lake Incident in OotP [Chapter 28: Snape's Worst Memory], Sirius discovers James in a proverbial corner... [MWPP fic, minus M and W. Oneshot. Part of a semiseries.]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-25-05 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete69. Beneath The Stairs reviewsSirius, Remus, and Peter weren't really sure why they were hiding beneath the stairs with James. They were sure he must have had a reason, though. And then they heard his reason yelling at him. Gee, this should be a fun explanation...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-3-04 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
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