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"Remember when someone says they hate you, it means that they love you. They just have a different way of showing it."
Hullo! Welcome to Mayumi's-AKA-Seraphic-Nightmare's-Super-Long-Profile-That's-Mainly-Copy-And-Paste profile! MASNSLPTMCAP for short! Or you can just call it "profile" Anyways, I am Mayumi, a young writer who writes Elsword fanfictions. I love the Fanfiction community a lot due to the friendship between us authors :3 Or in some cases, the mad-I'm-going-to-kill-you-for-destroying-my-gopher-army friendship cases. I'm really into DEM BLOODY THIRD PERSON SHOOTER GAMES WHERE SOMEBODY'S HEAD GETS SHOT- Ahem. Please excuse my shouting. I am OBSESSED WITH EVERY SINGLE YANDERE ANIME/ANIME CHARACTER ALIVE EVER SINCE I WATCHED MIRAI NIKKI/FUTURE DIARY. YANDERES ARE AWESOME. Anyways... I have a good relationship with animals, cats are somehow always attracted to me (No, I don't smell like catnip) and dogs always tackle me to the ground. (Which does get VERY annoying. So many disadvantages to being small.) Ok, change of subject! I now welcome you to my profile!
5% of you come here because it's your first time hearing of me.
75% of you come here because you wanna copy the copy-and-paste stuff. (Yep. Don't deny it.)
10% of you come here because you're DOWN RIGHT BORED TO DEATH.
7% of you come here because we're friends and you feel like knowing me better.
3% of you come here because you want to read my stories, and you're too lazy to search them up :3
Lv57 Code Electra
Quick note: No, I did not steal the name "Chi" nor am I Muffin Made Insanity-Chi. I made this character BEFORE I found out about fanfiction. =w="
Rank: D-E-C (Deranking and ranking back up all the time)
Level 40(41?) Trapping ranger
Status: I rarely get on her.
(Lack of interesting names...)
Level 32(?) CA
Guild: None. Used to be in Fanfiction but I attempted to delete her, which made her exit the guild.
Status: Dead :'D As in, I never get on her anymore
Level something Sniping Ranger
Status: Haha... Also dead.
Author Writing Journal:
So, I've finally started writing the rewritten part of "Angel's Rebirth". I believe that I've made a nice change between my old writing and my new writing but Sy says that it's not as exciting ._. Not exactly motivation but, whatever! I have 800 words so far, I suspect that I might update my 7th chapter by the 24th.
Geh. My parents have been bothering me because one of my degrades dropped to a 91 and they're afraid of it becoming a B -_- So, I didn't have any time to write... Or get on today... I wanted to send Anon a present on Elsword also... BUT NOOO, MY PARENTS ARE ALL LIKE, "No -insert name here- you have to study for your upcoming test to get an A. This doesn't have anything to do with my writing does it...? Haha...
I'm currently writing another chapter of Angel's Rebirth. I'm hoping to have it done on the 19th for Kiyo's birthday. Speaking of which, did anybody read Kat's story for Kiyo? I love how all the authors came together for different points of view :3 I should've added more detail to my part but, I was lazy. x3
*Ahem* This next part is not to be copied and pasted, mind you. This is where I upload quotes from LolsoTrue daily :3 (*cough.daily.cough*)
When guys get jealous, it's kind of cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.
Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
(Ignore the next one if you're a fan of One Direction)
How do five gay men walk? In One Direction.
The 'L' in my luck has been replaced with an 'F'.
Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: If someone comes in a tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and probably die.
I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I would probably drink it.
It is so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Offering someone your food, you know that you're secretly hoping that they wont accept it.
Admit it, sometimes we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do for the homeless guy.
My teacher is always talking to her imaginary friend named 'class'
He broke her heart. She broke his Xbox, I think that we all know who would cry harder.
I couldn't help but notice that 'awesome' ended with 'me' and 'ugly' started with 'u'
If a guy pauses his video game to text you back. he must really like you.
Behind every fat woman is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way.
Only in math problems, it is completely normal for someone to go to the store and buy 90 watermelons. (xD Actually in one of my answers one of the choices was '1 1/4 people come each day' and I'm like "o.o...Grownups.")
Be yourself' is about the worst advice you can give to some people. (Not gonna name any names)
It's 'before', not 'b4' You speak English, not Bingo.
Harry Potter fans: I want to go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope. I'm good.
Dont drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Some people say that Harry Potter is magic. But Spongebob is the one who can make a campfire underwater.
'Due tomorrow' means 'Do tomorrow'.
I'll be there in 5 minutes. If not, reread this again.
I get ignored so much, people should call me 'Terms and Conditions'
That awkward time when you text a whole paragraph and the person only replies back one word.
Brains aren't everything. In your case, they're nothing.
If there's on thing that school taught me, it's never to touch the underside of a desk.
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes, Then, the second her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Everybody's mature until they find out about 'spinny chairs'
People often say, "Lol xD" when they are trying to be polite.
I'm sorry, was that too mean? Let me add a "xD" after that.
Me: So. Hows life?
Elsword: *passed out*
Aisha: Ehh, what happened?
Me: ...He...stole...my...RICE CRACKER!
Me: QQ MY LOVELY RICE CRACKER!
Eve: System, please take note that Mayumi likes rice crackers.
Me: Hai! I love rice crackers!
Raven: I see...
Me: o u o
Elsword: *lifts head*
Ara and Rena: He woke up...
Elsword: *eats a rice cracker*
Rena: *starts a recording*
Elsword: *chews slowly, hits a metal part* O-O
Me: Hehe! That was my rice cracker bomb
Aisha: Oh dear.
Rena: Ah...ha...ha... AND CUT!
Get to know me better:
My favorite food: I always LOVED fish and chips :3
Favorite songs: I like mainly all the female vocalist songs, Vocaloid, Troublemaker, and lots more others.
Favorite anime: MIRAI NIKKI, BITCHES!! *ahem*
My personality: Well, it changed with people. If I hate you before I even meet you (Which is one girl in my guild) then you can never change the fact. Other times I can act differently :3 Think I'm nice? Think again.
Location: U.S.A, TEXAS. BUT I DONT HAVE THAT ACCENT, DAMMIT.
Love life: Truth or Dare incident. Don't feel like talking about it.
Favorite quotes: "The worst kind of pain is when you're smiling just to keep the tears from falling." "Trust is like paper, Once it's crumpled, it can't be perfect again..."
In-real-life-friends-who-have-ff-accounts: Sy! Hannah (Otherwise known as: Pain-is-just-a-Message) and Sarah! (The-Fighter-In-Me-42)
What slightly annoys me: When people put their OC's in WAY TOO MANY OC FANFICS. Like once they see one, they join right away.
Sports: Track, it's fun. But sadly... Track season in my school ended... WHYYYY
Race: Vietnamese. Surprised me how many Asians are here in the Elsword community :'D
Animes that I’ve watched:
Aria The Scarlet Ammo
Shakugan No Shana
Zero No Tsukami
Rosario Vampire Capu2
Pokemon (Didn't finish, kinda gave up. Too long)
Naruto (Same as Pokemon)
Sword Art Online
Love Hina (Pretty funny)
Hayate No Gotoku
Baka To Test To Shokanjuu
Baka To Test To Shokanjuu 2
Magical Lyrical Nanoha A
The World Only God Knows
A Certain Magical Index
Tokyo Mew Mew
Mermaid Melody (Dun judge meh.)
Sailor Moon (First episode, then I quit...)
Once Upon A Time (Not exactly anime but still)
Problem Children are coming from another world? (Yes. It has a question mark.)
Mirai Nikki (BEST ANIME. WATCH IT. *holds up chainsaw* o u o Or else...)
Sora No Otoshimono (Hell, it's funny.)
A few more that I'm choosing not to post o w o
OC (Original Character):
Wings Of Sorrow
The World Of Elrios
TWOE: Alter ending
Gender: Female (Seriously? Why would I be a male.)
Color(As in main color Ex: Aisha's main color=purple): Silver
Weapon: Magic/ Thunder sword/Mayumi Slap
Element: Electricity and Air
Personality: Mayumi has three different personalities. Her main personality is tsundere. She is oblivious to those who like her, even to the point where she doesn't know her enemies from her friends. Her tactical side is hidden deep inside her, it's usually triggered when she senses danger, or when she's competing in something. Her tactical side is known to making snide comments and dark glares. She makes battle strategies and records the memory of everybody she meets, including their weakness and strengths and how to defeat them. Mayumi's last side is her yandere side. This is only triggered when she finds someone that she loves, where rarely happens.
Race: Lunar Wolf Tribe Princess
Lunar Hunter> Shadow Wolf Sage> Woodland Mystic
Lunar Hunter> Mirror Princess> Eclipse Queen
Lunar Hunter> Psychic Priest> Time Warlock
Lunar Hunter Appearance: Long black hair to the waist with two small ribbons on the side. White summer dress with a purple sating bow around the waist. Leather jacket covering the top half of her body. Short heeled shoes that lace up like ballet shoes except with longer laces.
Lunar Hunter past: Mayumi one day sneaks out of her village to train at Mirror Lake. By the time she comes back, her whole village has been destroyed, leaving a single survivor: Saito. He refuses to tell her what happened and she gets depressed. During the night, she gazes up to the full moon and speaks a single word. After that, her eyes turned red whenever angered and she seeks revenge for her village. Saito joins her as she destroys all in her path.
Shadow Wolf Sage Appearance: Hair is now shoulder length with red highlights along the bottom. Mayumi makes her ears more see able by parting her hair slightly. She wears a black jacket with blue tank top underneath. She wears a school uniform skirt.
Shadow Wolf Sage(Evil): Mayumi decides to use her half wolf abilities more and combine attacks with Saito. She has small ability to control shadows and her senses are strengthened in terms of sight, hearing and athletic abilities. She lets her wolf self-take over and become stronger and more advanced.
Shadow Hunter Past: Mayumi finds the remains of her village and she cries over it, with Saito comforting her. She refuses to be beaten, and trains harder with her wolf form. Saito is worried that she's overworking herself but he doesn't say anything, afraid that she would yell at him. The two form the strongest duo and destroys all in their path. Mayumi starts to go berserk though...
Woodland Mystic Appearance: Her hair is now dyed with green highlights instead of red along the bottom. She wears a purple and blue halter top with a white crop jacket. She has dark blue shorts down to her knees.
Woodland Mystic(Evil): Saito now works in the shadows and is able to concel their enemies within a prison. Mayumi can now transform into different types of wolves. They are perfectly in sync, never leaving each other's side in battle. They can speak to each other in their minds.
Woodland Mystic Past: After defeating the Duramn Knight, Mayumi loses control and her dark side takes her over in combat. Saito tries to save her but finds out that he is helpless. He almost goes in suicidal mode trying to save Mayumi.
Mirror Princess: Long hair that she dyed to silver, and headphones around her neck. Her ribbon is tied to the side of her hair lifting a tiny bit into a small ponytail. She wears fingless gloves and thin arm warmers for accessories. On her body she wears a tank top with a crop jacket and her skirt is patterned and has a leather belt hanging down.
Mirror Princess(Good):After training hard with her electric powers she yearns to learn even more magic. Mayumi is able to summon certain type of elemental weapons. (Electric, fire, ice, and dark) She’s able to freely control the weather. Saito slowly trains behind his master's back and wields fire.
Mirror Princess Past: Mayumi finds an enchanted sword and attributes it. But something goes wrong and thunder strikes the weapon, leaving a mark at the edge of the sword. The sword was able to then change attributes and elements at will. Saito figures that one day, her could be as strong as Mayumi. He trains behind her back to one day impress her.
Eclipse Queen: Mayumi has a bow tied on her right wrist, and her hair has been dyed back to black, except the bottom part of her hair is still the same color as Twilight Princess's hair. She has white stockings that go to her knees and she has chosen the goth look, with a black and red bow where her devil wing hairpin once was, and she has fishnet fingerless gloves. She wears a goth red and black shirt with a tie around her collar. Her skirt is short with a chain hanging down.
Eclipse Queen(Good): Mayumi takes her magic to the next level, she weilds her elemental weapons wisely, and she becomes more tactical. Saito is able to control fire fully and support Mayumi. Mayumi also strengthens her air magic and can fly for a long amount of time in the air. Saito is able to make dark fire.
Eclispe Queen Past: Mayumi is losing her emotions rapidly as Saito finally shows her his magic. She is proud of him and keeps her emotions for a few more weeks. In that time she searches for a cure and finds one- but at a cost. She has to sacrifice her phsychic abilities. She did not hesitate to sacrifice them to gain her emotions back and save Saito.
Sky Sorceress: Sky Sorceress Appearence: Mayumi now has wings similiar to those of Battle Seraphs. She wears a headband layered with feathers and a heart at the end with small angel wings. On her wrists and light blue runes that are barely visible, the purpose of those runes are for faster flying speed. The top part of her shirt is like a halter top with a ribbon in the middle of her collerbone and in the front of her neck with the connecting shirt peices is a satin necklace with a bell. The shirt cuts off at her stomache to reveal a rune. Her skirt is to her thighs, barely covering a knife that she hides and there is a chain hanging from her belt to her knife holder. On her feet are low heeled shoes with lace stockings to her ankles.
Harmony Angel: To be revealed in Tsuki's story.
Role: Main Support
Gender: Take a guess Hint: "IT STARTS WITH AN F" =w=
Weapon: Whips and her kicks.
Race: She's an elf like Rena.
Personality: She can be the most sweet girl you've even seen, but five seconds later she'll be a cussing violent elf.
Appearence: Short light pink hair and green forest eyes. She wears a halter top and shorts for easy movement. She wears forest bracelets around her wrists and small flower earings.
Rest to be typed up when I'm not lazy!
Role: Minor Support
Color(As in main color like how Aisha's color is purple.): Midnight Blue
Weapon: Dark magic and his claws
Personality: Caring, and is able to keep secrets and lie very easily.
Hobbies: Teasing Mayumi and taunting Elsword.
Race: One of the last Lunar Wolf tribe members.
Tribal Warrior>Flame Prince> Phoenix Emperor
Tribal Warrior> Mind Jester>Psychic Templar
(You'll see that his class depends on what Mayumi's class is)
Tribal Warrior: After escaping the Demon Invasion, Saito partners with Mayumi rather than leaving her and he trains his shadow magic and wolf form. He advises Mayumi and teaches her many things instead of having her go to school.
Clawseeker: Saito relies on his wolf form in battle, seeing that it doesnt take alot of energy out of him and he's able to blend in with the shadows.
Wolflord: Saito masters his wolf form and is able to call fellow wolves to serve him in battle with Mayumi. He gains incredible speed, able to catch up with any prey.
Flame Prince: Saito uses his wolf form less and less each day. While Mayumi uses her magic more, Saito trains with fire while she's not looking.
Phoenix Emperor: Saito masters his fire spells to protect and asist Mayumi. His wolf form is now just a thing of the past and he can call forth phoenixes for a short moment of time. He is able to combo with shadow and fire magic mixed together.
Mind Jester: Saito becomes jealous of Mayumi's psychic power and seeks the Mirror Lake to also learn the magic of the mind. Together they never leave an enemy standing.
Psychic Templar: Saito's psychic powers haven't yet reached Mayumi's level so he uses the shadows to learn defense magic, and summon shadow shields. He is able to read the enemy's mind and predict their next attack.
Now, under this line IS THE COPY AND PASTE SECTION!!! Which is why most of you came here, right? I would like to thank Vera's copy-slash-paste things for most of this stuff.
Stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
YOUR GUY SIDE
You love hoodies.
You Love the movie starwars
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
YOUR GIRL SIDE
You wear lip gloss/stick.
o.o; So I’m more guy then girl? AWESOME.
Pick your birth month Italic anything that doesn't apply to you Bold the five-ten that best apply to you Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. EmotionalAggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. . Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally, Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled.Systematic (left brain) . Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home.Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confidentSensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated.Does not care of what others think.Emotional. Decisive Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
NOVEMBER:(This is my birth month GO NOVEMBER) Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential inorganizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
You got a problem with me?
Can't stand me?
Can't face me?
You think I'm tripping?
Tie my shoe.
If you like me, great.
If you hate me, even better.
You think you know me?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!
A message to haters:
You don't have to love me.
You don't even have to like me, but you will respect me!
Haters gonna hate.
Potatoes gonna potate
Waiters gonna wait
Alligators gonna alligate
Skaters gonna skate
How to Tell if You're a Writer
FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. (Stalker much?)
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. (Like I would touch all these strangers.)
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!"
28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
19. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
24. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark
If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much
Dormitory: Dirty room
Astronomer: Moon starer
George Bush: He bugs Gore
The eyes: They see
Slot machine: Cash lost in me
Desperation: A rope ends it
Presbyterian: Best in prayer
Election results: Lies! Let's recount
Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's
Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
Mother in law: Woman Hitler
The Morse code: Here come dots
A decimal point: I'm a dot in place
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you hear the Twilight Characters voices in your head. Crazy is when stare at the ceiling for three hours thinking of what to put in the next chapter of your fanfiction and then forget what book it's based on. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list
Roses are red,
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Her dad was a drunk
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have a heart.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
.: There's three ways to do things:.
15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
HAHAHA! You flamers are pathetic! I'm talking about the anonymous ones! Here's why:
-You guys are the ultimate cowards! Where are your guts? Oh, you don't have any? No one would want them anyway. You'd still die unmarried and a virgin. It's okay, I didn't want to acknowledge your existence anyway.
-LOLOLOL at your insults! It's like someone brain-fried you and you forgot how to say something that made sense. Your vocab only consists of four words: You, bitch, fuck, shit, and fuck. I'm sorry to all viewers who don't like bad words...
-Flamers try to make your stories unpopular and degrade authors and their stories. Well, if you've realized, flames STILL add to the number of reviews of a story, good or bad. And the little number next to the review icon doesn't say whether they were good or bad, just that they're reviews. The amount of reviews is usually considered as their popularity rate. AND YOU, my dear idiots, ARE JUST ADDING TO THE NUMBER WHICH, if you still haven't gotten it into your mini spice grain brains, MAKES IT SEEM MORE POPULAR.
-Admins can easily track you down by seeing who logs out before they submit the "anonymous" review, and continuous flames from the same location ID is officially considered cyber bullying, it's not just voicing your thoughts anymore. I can easily find you and so can other angry authors. Even the police can find you easily. :) Better watch out...
Copy/paste this onto your profile if you agree.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional but recommened) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE PEPS!!:
"I, Seraphic Nightmare/Mayumi, as an author and as a person of free will and imagination, do solemnly swear, to stop what Critics United, and related and/or similar groups/persons are doing to , to keep it "Unleash Your Imagination" instead of "Limited Imagination Allowed," to try and counteract the actions of Critics United and those of similar and/or related groups/persons, to email Fan fiction solutions to age appropriate story problems other than the removal of stories, to write whatever I want, regardless of others, to only report stories if they break rules, not because they are bad, to not say destructive things in reviews and to keep my hands off the keyboard if I do not like the story, and to always remain true to my imagination and write what I want to write, and post what I want to post, and forever become a member of "The Liberation of the Imagination" forum." (if you agree, erase my name, put yours and put it on your profile)
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Copy and paste this ONLY if you can read this.
Friends (Ender’s guide )
Lend you their umbrella
Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
Would bail you out of jail.
Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS SO FRICKING AWESOME"
Have never seen you cry.
Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
Asks you to write down your number.
Has you on speed dial. (Mmhmm)
Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Only know a few things about you.
Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
Would knock on your front door.
Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Already know not to tell.
Are only through high school/college.
Are for life.
Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
Will go up to him and say 'its because your aren't straight isn't it?'
Will help you when you're lost
Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass
Will go with you to a concert
Will be helping you kidnap the band
Will hide you from the cops
Are probably the reason they are after you
Will buy you a pregnancy test
Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"
Find your Prince Charming
Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you
Will pick you up when you fall down
Will pick you up, then trip you again
Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it
Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours
Will leave when they feel insulted
Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong
Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry
Will offer you a soda
Will dump theirs on you
Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month
Will throw you a tampon and push you in
Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"
Will be crying at your funeral
Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you
Will help you move a body
Will say "call me when you need a shovel."
Try to help you when you get hurt
Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"
Ask why your crying
Already has a sword ready to kill the loser that made you cry
Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen
Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parents
Ask before they go into your room
Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes
Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster
Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" When you explain your predicament
Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class
Laughs, and never let you forget it.
Never borrows money...
Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME."
Will give you your phone back
Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result.
Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process
Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
Will be singing along with you
Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
Best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
Are jumping with you
Comes over every couple of months for a sleepover
Are your weekend boarders
Are offended when you make fun of them
Kick your ass and all's forgiven
Are shy around your boyfriend
Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
Don't see you if you're sick
Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
Dares you to scream into the street
Dares you to go streaking
Calls you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
Are screaming and running with you
Meets your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
Meets your boyfriend and scares the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you
Will tell you they know how you feel
Will sit down and cry with you
Ask nicely for your stuff
Just shout "GIMME"
Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
Will call you at two in the freaking morning
Won't let you do stupid things
won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
Will buy you lunch
Will eat yours
will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."
Would ignore this letter
Will re post this crap!
20 things to do when you're in a classroom and no one is talking:
1: Sing a random song.
2: Shout out that it's too quiet in here!
3: Chew on a pencil
4: Poke the person next to you.
6: Stare out the window.
7: Stare at a random person until they notice.
8: Chew gum and blow bubbles.
9: Draw on the board.
10: Pretend you're dying and have everyone in a panic.
11: Sleeping on your desk.
12: Text in class.
13: Pretend that you're a ninja and karate chop on someone's head
14: Yawn loudly.
15: Sigh loudly.
16: Read a book.
17: Bring out some pie and shove your face in it.
18: Bring out an air horn and use it.
19: Spread a rumor by telling the person next to you
20: Waiting for the bell to ring and saying "SEE YA SUCKERS!"
Repost if you would actually do some of these things (Hehe…. I think that I did like half of these)
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowena iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Salisbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
My opinions on the people that I've met, including the element that I would use to describe them:
Kiyo/ Kiyo-kun Blade:
Chi/ Muffin-Made Insanity:
Ha...ha...uh... How do I start...? Well, the first fanfiction that I read was Chi's "Eve's Choice" (Not the revamped one) I immediately fell in love with the story and made a fanfiction account. I find it fun to be near her, although sometimes I get easily scared by her gophers. I respect her (And Miharu)'s ability to keep track of so many stories. Darkness would be her element. Do I even need to explain why? xD
To be continued. (I'm too lazy.)
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