OzzieLiber-Tea
PM . Follow . Favorite . Feed
since: 11-01-12, id: 4337616, Profile Updated: 02-23-13
country: Australia
Author has written 3 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey guys and gals! I'm OzzieLiber-Tea (a hetalia fan's name, obviously) or OzL-T.

My many fandoms include Soul Eater, Hetalia, Legend of Zelda, Fullmetal Alchemist and many more.

Dude, I'm also so patriotic it's not funny. Seriously, I could rival a Yank on July 4th.

Also, I'm making 'I Love That Desert Heart' into a multi-fic fic (meaning they're interconnected) called 'I Love Your Changing Heart' because it's like, multiple nation pairings and their relations over the many years. I'm keeping them like, two chapters each, but linking them all together. So suggestions and shit like that are very welcome. Next one Prussia/OC because I'm the vice president of the Republic of Awesome (you know you want to live there http://micronations.wikia.com/wiki/Republic_of_Awesome :D) and they're, like, totally perfect for each other! Hate on me and I send my pet koala and kanga after you. Lol I wrote an anthe- sorry, national theme song :D

Also, if you have a request for that one, plz PM me with the pairing and what historical period/time/events you want it to focus on. And then the future part, like the ANZ chapter? lol one of my OTP's has the same name as a national bank for the both of them.

Me: Land Down Underer… and head of the Russia-fangirl club :D YA BETTER RUN, YA BETTER TAKE COVER.

Name: Bella Rus (jks my middle name isn't Rus I just trolled ya. Did you know the ORIGINAL internet trolls were Ozzie? True Blue, mate)

Nicknames: Izzy, Bels, Ukraine, Boobzilla :D (bcuz Tilly is a Hetalia fangirl and thinks i'm like and F [I just won't tell her it's true])

Age: Mate… I’m fifteen. And reading smut-fics :P

Age I joined FF.net: Fourteen

Gender: Female

B-day: The one in between Alfred’s and Berwald’s :D AKA July ze fifth. In the PROPER dating, the 5/7/1997

Nationality: Australian, if you couldn’t gouge that from the ‘Land Down Under’. Mmm. Vegemite and prawns. VEGEMITE ON TOAST BITCHES WAY BETTER THAN MARMITE

Luvin': Anime, manga, videogames, drawing, writing… and Fucking The World!!! FTW!! Literally.

Hatin': Parents, Fifty Shades of Gay, and homophobes. Those and Australian politics. -_- SERIOUSLY HOW ANTI-GAY CAN A DEVELOPED COUNTRY BE????!!

Fave Music Genre: Rock, J-Pop, Indie-rock and soundtrack XD

Religion: Hetalian!!! With my many disciples, of course. But aside from that, I’m a new-age Christian. BEING GAY IS AWESOME. I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE.

My Creed: When life gives you lemons, purchase some tissues. And don’t forget to mop up your nosebleed before venturing out into public.

Profound Words: I'd fuck the world if given the chance.

My Writing Style: romantic comedy, third person… or just comedy, or fantasy/fiction. I’ve tried first person, but I’m not great at it :P I’m in the middle of writing up the plot for this awesome comic/animation series my friends and I are making.

Why I joined FanFiction.Net: I wanted to read, write, comment, and be part of the awesome fangirl/guy community.

How I Got Into BL: So basically I was totally pure and innocent until one day my friends Bree and Beth suggested this fic to me by animeXalchemist called ‘It’s Not What You Think!!!’ and that it was USUK in misunderstood situations. They spoiled a few of the later chapters (the diamond jubilee lol) and I thought it sounded hilarious. So I looked it up, read it, fangirled and read another of aXa’s fics, ‘Zombies and Unicorns’ (unicorns no jutsu). And that fic got me into BL. I am proudly one of Hungary’s apprentices, and she is one of my many slaves.

Random Facts About Me: My family technically ships one of my Hetalia OTP’s, GerIta. I’m quarter Italian, quarter German, and half eighth gen Ozzie. So if my dad’s parents lived in Canberra with us, I’d be fluent in those too lol. My dad and I decided to learn Russian after we learn Italian because it’s an amazing sounding language and I’m possibly the biggest Ivan fangirl out there. And I wanted to be multi-lingual. I own the entire world (Hetalia-wise) except for ten, unfortunately. My friend Sasha owns the UK and Japan, Gail owns Canada and Greece, Ash owns Sweden and Germany, Obsydian owns the USA, Nicky owns Croatia, Sienna owns Prussia and someone else owns someone I forget. But there’s a tenth one.

I am proud to say I read doujins, and I am cheating on Oz with Russia, just as I am cheating on Russia with the rest of them. As my motto is, and you may quote me on this: ‘I’d fuck the world if given the chance.’ And that is in quite the literal sense. If you do all 196 of them (including the chicks) for ten minutes each, it would take 32.666666666 hours. So, I dedicate my weekend to that cause :D I also believe you cannot be fully True Blue unless you use strine in every day and swearing as punctuation.

My head-canon

x There is a second personality for every country that has been ever colonised: e.g Australia has another personality that knows all the 200 languages of the Indigenous Australians since he is not really white and he is technically one of the oldest living culture in the world. New Zealand is very proud of his Maori heritage and has tribal tattoos all over his sexy sexy body :P

x When the apocalypse comes, Panem takes over America, just as the rest of the world falls into chaos.

x Also, if that doesn’t happen, I expect there will be nothing left but post-apocalyptic Canberra. Seriously, we’re like that blank space above America on the map!! No-one knows we exist! Some Sydney-peeps won’t even acknowledge us as the capital…

x Canada isn't just quiet and passive aggressive. Piss him off enough, and he will change into Manada, and beat your arse. So respect that pancake eating mofo!! (I stole this of aXa; it’s true!!!)

x New Zealand is a guy.

x Russia is not just a psychopath, his history has just kinda warped his view on things, which is understandable. I reckon that if anyone took the time to get to know him, Russia has a genuinely sweet side

x ZeLink is the souls being reborn over the very corrupted timeline!!!

x Iggy tops. My logic is, look at the map. If they’re on top there, they’ll top in sex as well ;D Actually no, screw that.

x On a darker note: all countries have the capability to snap, especially those that once had Empires such as Japan, Spain etc. As being so ruthless was once a part of them, I feel that, under certain circumstances, this nature will re-surface and basically shit will go down.

x World War III will be over what is left of the world’s supplies. So it won’t be for a while. But oil and coal... jeez, China, Russia, America, Australia and them dudes are all seriously fucked.

x GERMANY IS HOLY ROME!!!

x All of the countries have a very, very dark side that only comes out when absolutely nessesary.

x All the nations have a famous alter-ego from their country!!! Oz is totally Hugh Jackman.

x Every country has their national animal as a pet. So America owns a bald eagle, Iggy has a lion (called Aslan), Wales has a dragon etc.

x The rest of the UK exists. Scotland is the eldest (Ireland being the same age, but he isn't part of the UK), Wales and England were found together and are thus incredibly close, and Northern Ireland is the youngest. Wales and England are very close, and there is a lot of love between him and North, but Scotland and Iggy share a rocky relationship that has just as much hate as it does love

x Canada and America are brothers

x England cares deeply for those in the Commonwealth

x England DIDN'T care about America a million times more than his other colonies, it just seems that the manga just focused on the US/UK colonial times more. I personally feel that despite the French link, he also cares deeply for Canada, as well as the others he raised like Australia and New Zealand

x New Zealand has an undeniable link with the Māori and thus seriously epic tribal tattoos all over his body

x All nations once had mothers/fathers: Ancient Greece, Ancient Egypt, Ancient Rome, Germania, Britannia etc. but wars and other things caused them to disappear

x Native America was a woman who I think would be a bit like Pocahontas. Technically she is America's mother, but the two didn't really interact as when colonists came, little America showed up. I think Native America always knew that the birth of her 'son' would be the end of her, thus America never knew she existed. I think England, France or Spain may have known about her seeing as they held control over the New World for a long time

x National Geographic is a form of porn for nations XD

x All the nations are multi-lingual.

x Australia only comes to world meetings to announce the ‘birth’ of a new micro-nation (lol our country has such messed-up politics XD)

x Finland can be dangerous if need be, as shown by the Molotov Coctail

x Finland has a love for heavy-metal, seeing as arguably the best metal music comes from his country

x Sweden has a soft spot for cheesy music, a prime example being ABBA (which he uses to serenade Finny)

x All European countries take Eurovision as a chance to bitch and be completely ridiculous at the same time

x Hungary is a hardcore yaoi fangirl and she has taken Liechtenstein under her wing as her apprentice

x The Union Flag/Jack is a flag of the UK. As such, the various countries comprising the UK value their own flag that much more, displaying it with pride at various sporting events etc.

x The States are not personified, they are various places on America's body (America: Hey Iggy, wanna wet Florida’s dry season?) just like Provinces in Canada and states and territories in Aus.

x Death the Kid was born from Lord Death’s soul

x Romano has links to the Mafia and is not to be messed with

x England is skilled at the electric guitar, bass, and vocals

x America can give Austria a run for his money on the piano if the genre in question is rag-time. America is also very good with Jazz related instruments

x Countries have a tendency to use their various regional accents/dialects when in that part of their country

x England can relate to Russia in that he can recognise that he is lonely. He also has a respect for the other nation helping him in the Napoleonic Wars and during WWII when America initially refused. A poll taken straight after the war even showed that the UK regarded Russia as its best ally during the war

x They all have scars from the battles they’ve fought. They heal depending on the mental, physical, emotional, social, political and economical stress of the repercussions of that battle/war.

x America gained his glasses after the revolutionary wars. He claimed ‘That's because I need to see things for myself now; when England left me alone, all I had was myself. That makes someone incredibly short-sighted.’

x If a country stake claim over another country’s land in their name, then the other country dies. E.g Russia stakes claim on Lithuania’s land, calls it part of Russia. Liet dies. However, if they just take control of the land, not claiming as theirs, per se, then the other country does not die.

x The time a nation will get sick is when their country's politics and economy is down the drain. Either sick or cranky.

USAxUK THIS is what brought me into BL, so probably my major OTP, right after ANZ and ZeLink

SpainxRomano Because Roma is hilarious and needs to get laid, and Spain is the sexy European perfect for the job ;)

GermanyxItaly Aww, these two are practically canon anyways. They are soooooo cute

AustraliaxNewZealand Okay, so I view them as kinda siblings, with ALL the rivalry of normal sibling competing for mum’s affection, but I think it goes deeper than that. Our national relations are awesome, and (excluding some major bummer bogans) we get along pretty well.

EnglandxJapan Shoot me, I ship multiple pairings with one country. Frying Prangle, anyone?

PrussiaxRepublic of Awesome Dude, I rule that country, I know it's awesome, and she's such a good partner for him XD


1. Drag Me Back reviews
If you want an explanation of this relationship, don't ask me. I'll fervently disagree that there's anything going on between Ivan and I, and probably hit you if you merely suggest it. But one thing I can admit outside of work is that I do love him, and care for him, and wonder why he chose me… and I find that he'll always drag me back. Mainly RoChu, Office AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-13 - Russia & China
2. I Love That Desert Heart » reviews
Nobody told Zea that love would be easy... But nobody said it would be hard! This is Australia and New Zealand's rocky relationship from the heart of the desert. Next will be other pairings :D suggestions welcome. Rated T for language and maybe some suggestions ;D Oz/Zea US/UK and very faint Ro/Chu (you may have to squint to see it)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-23-13 - Published: 11-26-12 - Australia & New Zealand - Complete
3. Swirling Vines and Butterflies reviews
"Which one?" I asked my best friends Malon and Ruto as I tried on, yet another, beautiful short frilly dress. "Come awn, Zel," Malon said using my annoying nickname, "You're the one who wants ta and is gonna be a model someday." Graduation was going to be hell if she picked the one that, Goddesses forbid, flashed the guys a look of my underwear. - ZeLink. Modern AU. No flames plz!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-12 - Link & Zelda - Complete