| FireValkyrie |
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Check bottom of my bio weekly for updates and news of your favourite fics! Fanfiction Guide is available to those wanting to avoid bad-mistakes and plot-problems for their fics. An emphasis on YOU fics and Pirates of the Caribbean, but it's still incredibly helpful to the general fic-writers of the world! Just send me an e-mail with the heading "Guide" and you'll have it straight away! horrormoviebufy@yahoo.com Name: T. Vaughn S. A few random facts about this fire vixen: I'm about as Slytherin as they get, and a Pisces to the core. I love horror-flicks and producing/directing them. Whut whut. E-mail me. I love hearing from readers: horrormoviebufy@yahoo.com and if that e-mail ever gets shut down, my emergency one is piratepuddleduck@yahoo.com Excellent authors by any count: Jan McNeville (HP superbity!) Ivory Tower (You'll lose weight laughing your ass off) Life's a beach (The poor happenings with those elves! And her "Precious" story will have you in tears!) Tantz (Award-winning author of the best damn fic and sequel I've had the pleasure to read) Fics that should never go un-read: "The Mirror of Maybe" by Midnight Blue (not on this server) she could give JK Rowling a run for her money) "The Very Secret Diaries" by Cassandra Claire (If you consider yourself a LotR fan and haven't read this at least once, shame on you!) My Fics: If you saw what I saw: The very first fic i ever really started. Woot. Harry Potter is seeing things. The only problem is, he knows that they're real. So why does everyone else think he's crazy? If only they could see what he's seeing... Ha, i finally finished it. First fic completed. Woot. Kinda Harry/Draco slashy undertones. Bah. Good stuff. -COMPLETE- A Pirate's Life Indeed: No longer on this server, which sux. It was a jack/you fic, sportin' a walloping 1805 reviews at chapter 33, and then BAM! It's gone. But you can find the majority of chapters at http//:opportunemoment.net, an entire jack/you fic archive started by the wonderful Ebony. Anywho, you went to sleep in your own bed, and in the morning woke up in Jack's! Naked! Oh my! Lotsa fun so go have a read! It's my pride and joy, my best hour, most heavily-reviewed fic. Go now! Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers: A fic that started as a (brilliant!) idea of mine and ended up being minorly co-written by friends and my sister, for about the first five or so chapters. The rest is all me, baby! It's better than I make it sound, so have a read! Fred and George endure having one-too-many girls in their house, crazyness at Hogwarts, panty-raids, and all the like! The pranks are truly something to fear...Ginny explains "Sexlexia", Hermione 'flashes' the secret handshake to the Sexpert Guild, and Fred and George have to deal with mind-numbing sexual tension brought on by a house of elligible ladies...Lotsa fun...And it only gets deeper XD MAILING-UPDATE LIST AVAILABLE :) In All Her Glory: AKA the Glory Story. I don't even want to get in to this one. Lets just say it's my token sugar-fueled HP crackhead story and hell, if you're up late at night when everything's funny, this'll be sure to get a laugh outta ya! Fun with mangos and sugarcane, naughty innuendos and what is termed as both 'fun' and 'hazing'. Involves a rival group to the Death Eaters called Death Munchers...high-ly hilarious. For the Sake of Diplomacy: A one shot PotC and another 'you'. Something I had to get out of my system one evening and there it was. Jack must allow a prince to bestow his affections upon his lady love...Currently located at Opportune Moment. What are you DOING: Just a little craziness on my part. Ron sees Harry doing something seemingly-naughty during class. Read and see what the fuss is about;) -COMPLETE- Update: Little animated cartoon under a minute for this located here: What are you DOING! In Lieu of Diplomacy: For those of you who're familiar with my 'you' fic 'For the sake of Diplomacy', you will find these to be sinisterly similar. But that's fine since it's my work, and 'you' fics aren't allowed here, so it's all good:) Jack has to let that friggin' prince court his love, otherwise the empire is doomed and blood-fest for all! Aaahh! The random bits: The band I do artwork for: Their Myspace ; Their homepage ; CD I designed for them My e-bay My fics archived at Opportune Moment Info and News for A Pirate's Life Indeed Fanart I have received for The Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers: Fanart I have done for The Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers: Fanfiction updates: The Incident of Plagiarism over at quizilla has since been taken care of, and my stolen chapters have since been wholly removed from that little witch's account. Thank you everyone who helped out! FireValkyrie 7/13/09 Updated MotWB again ;D Woot! Just in time for the premier HAHA! Have fun! Visit me on my art site!! :D 4/18/09 I gotta say I'm quite ashamed to not have made any updates or anything here in a while XD Shame shame HAHA i have been VERY busy with my TV show, which you can watch on my art site at http://electrikpinkpirate.deviantart.com or on KDOC channel 6, 12, 19, 29, and 56 in Southern California, wednesdays at midnight. Plan on another update of MotWB before May ;) My bad for being away so long HAHA but i am ALWAYS available. Just been busy :) | |||||||||||
1. The Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers » reviewsDisappearing clothing, fantasyinducing icecream, strange creatures, fun with scanty clothing, a sexy disease known as Sexlexia, animagus forms and utter chaos. Oh my! Just a few mishaps in the lives of Fred and George Weasley. Insane randomness!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 554,924 - Reviews: 721 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 9-11-03 - OC & George W.2. If you saw what I saw » reviewsHarry Potter is seeing things. The only problem is, he knows that they're real. So why does everyone else think he's crazy? If only they could see what he's seeing...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,541 - Reviews: 240 - Updated: 8-8-07 - Published: 8-7-03 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete3. Killing You Softly reviewsDiary entries of one aggravated girl as she decides to hunt down and kill Voldemort to stop angsty writers from ruining Harry Potter's life. Crazystupid insanity. One of those idiotic tales that is written when high on sugar. You'll smile, I swear. Day1:Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-20-05 - Voldemort & Lucius M. - Complete4. In Lieu of Diplomacy reviewsJack must allow another man, nay, prince, to bestow his affections upon his love and wife. Pain of death is the only other option. Should Jack fight for the empire, or fight for love?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-22-05 - Complete5. What are you DOING? reviewsRon spies Harry doing something notquiteright in class, unbeknownst to his classmates. But it couldn't be that bad, could it? There's a perfectly logical explanation for why Harry's hands are active in his lap, isn't there! Utter and raunchy hilarity:DHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 12-19-04 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete6. In All Her Glory » reviewsThis is difficult to summarize as it reads like crazed woodchucks on crack. It involves a rival group to Voldemort known as Death Munchers, hazing, nudity, mangos, etc. Short to say, it's psychotic insanity at it's best. NOTE: Utter HilarityHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-3-04 - Published: 3-22-04 - Severus S. & Sirius B.