In an attempt to entertain myself, I have decided to try my hand at writing fanfiction. Any serious comments or questions will be taken seriously, intelligent comments and questions will be carefully considered, and humorous ones will be enjoyed. Anything that does not fit in any of those categories will cause me to question the value of the Human race as a whole.

I could rant about my beliefs and all that jazz, but odds are, you have your own opinions. If you don't have your own, I offer you a position among the ranks of my brainless minions. If you have your own opinions, but for some reason are dissatisfied with the quality of your own thoughts, there are forums for that kind of thing all over the magical thing called the internet. Anyone who really cares what I think is:

A) Reading something I wrote and would like to know more about it. This makes me happy.

B) Playing with proverbial fire, and will likely get scarred if they don't stop soon. I have no problem with this, but be warned.

C) Wasting their time. It would be a waste of my time, but I might laugh at you, which is worth my while. Not yours.

To anyone who read this and felt it a waste of their time: No refunds.