Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Sherlock, Boondock Saints, Walking Dead, and Treasure Planet.
Hello, beautiful. My name is Melanie, and I’m a freak. But that’s okay. I like long walks on the beach, frisky women, and you. In my dreams I destroy you all, and live happily forever watching reruns of BBC fantasy shows, snuggling cats, wearing a fez, and eating all the crisps I can force into my lipsticked mouth. I act like I’m on acid half the time, can drink anyone under the table, am fluent in profanity and sarcasm, and get a boner just by looking at classic cars. My lungs were far too healthy, so I make sure to corrupt them every day with half a pack of cigarettes.
Obsessions include but are not limited to: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, The Avengers, Supernatural, and Harry Potter. Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, and Norman Reedus are my respective husbands.
Portuguese, writer, musician, teenager, lover, fighter, sinner, but mostly loser. Seventeen years young and living the dream. I'm awkward as fuck, sarcastic, and indecisive. I'm 945 years old and from Gallifrey. I sing the song of ice and fire.
Born and raised in beautiful Vancouver, Canada. Happily engaged to the nerdiest and sexiest ginge you’ll ever meet. My wonderful Andrew x
Anything else, just ask.
Kisses and cumshots x
What I Proudly Ship:
Sherlock: Sherlock/John, Sherlock/Molly, Sherlock/Irene
Doctor Who: Rory/Amy, Eleven/River, Ten/Rose
Game of Thrones: Drogo/Dany, Jon/Dany
The Walking Dead: Daryl/Carol
The Avengers: Loki/Darcy, Clint/Natasha
Supernatural: Dean/Castiel, Dean/Jo
Harry Potter: Harry/Luna, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Nymphadora, Sirius/Remus, Sirius/Marlene, James/Lily
The Mortal Instruments: Jace/Isabelle, Alec/Magnus, Jordan/Maia
I HAVE DECIDED TO STOP WRITING TURN OF EVENTS. I have lost interest in writing it; sorry for any inconvenience x
Unsafe External Link