Name: Sam (Otherwise known as Steam, Rikkie, Jeff, Cowboy…ect…ect...Don't ask about the cowboy thing, I'll explain in one of my FanFictions...)

Gender and Age: Female and cynically 39, actually 14

Height: I don’t know.

Ancestral Roots: Polish/ Eastern European and cockney (WhoopWhoop)

Profession: Student failing everything.

Interesting things about me: I'm failing most of my classes due to an attention span that makes a goldfish look attentive, I out smart teachers in verbal combat and I like setting things on fire.

Favourite Activities: couch potatoing, video gaming (also classified as swearing at the tv), watching Adventure Time.

Favourite Games: Half-life, Portal, Borderlands, Alien V Predator, RAGE, Assassins creed (I should’ve been born a dude).

Favourite Anime/Manga: Hellsing, Naruto, One Piece, Animal Academy, Dragon Ball Z, Soul eater

Favourite Bands: Daft Punk, The Who, The Beatles, Kaiser Chiefs, Gorillaz, Skillet, Slipknot, Avendged sevenfold, Cold Play, Snow patrol, Florence and the Machine, Gym class heroes, ERB,

Major Flaws: Pride, Superiority complex, likes to think of self as a guy (wears school skirt=confusion), Also believes self to be Übermensch

Favourite Quotes:

If anybody asks, and nobody will ask, but if anybody asks. Last time you checked everyone was more or less alive... –Wheatly

Wasn’t me –Any child in trouble

You are literally the stupidest person I have ever met, I mean; you lower the IQ of a room just by walking in it! –Rikkie Stromberg/Cowboy

I AM NOT A MORON –Wheatly.

Dreams: NOT fail my classes, become an illustrator.

Things I enjoy: Correcting peoples spelling, Roleplaying on habbo, making cutting remarks on my blog ( highflyingpanda.wordpress.com ), making politically incorrect and often offensive remarks or jokes, making smart remarks where they're not needed, Homestuck.

Things I don't necessarily enjoy: Physics and being around stupid people.