Hey! This is Amber Herondale, obviously.

My faves are as follows:

Book Series: Infernal Devices, Mortal Instruments, Artemis Fowl, Bloodlines, Maximum Ride- in that order

Single novels: The Fault in Our Stars. Best. Frickin. Book. Ever.

Movies- Not a big movie person... um, I love Les Miserables

Shippings- Wessa, Malec, Clary/Jonathan, Clace, Artemis/Holly (but I'm not insane like some A/H fans. God.), Sydney/Adrian

Characters- Will H, Jem, Artemis Fowl 2nd, Adrian, Jace, Magnus, Alec (notice no girls... he he he)

I love writing stories, but I like reading them even more. If anyone has a good story for me to read, PM me!!! My fave story type to read, in order, is:

-Will/Jem bromance, not romance

-Malec drama fluff

-Clary/JonathanAKASebastian drama, or when Jace is involved

-MI/ID crossovers, but I don't want to read the stupid ones

Quotes:

“Oh, I wouldn't mind, Hazel Grace. It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.” -The Fault in Our Stars (TFiOS)

"You die in the middle of your life, in the middle of a sentence” -TFiOS

“There was time before organisms experienced consciousness, and there will be time after. And if the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it.” -TFiOS

“Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn't going to make me deaf. I feel so fortunate that an intellectual giant like yourself would deign to operate on me.” -TFiOS

“You're arguing that the fragile, rare thing is beautiful simply because it is fragile and rare. But that's a lie, and you know it.” -TFiOS

“That while the world wasn't built for humans, we were built for the world.” -TFiOS

“But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.” -TFiOS

"Chairmen Meow deserves my every effort.” -Magnus Bane

“I think I’m better than everyone else. An opinion that has been backed up with ample evidence.” -Jace Lightwood

“Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.” -City of Ashes

"Romanian? That's impressive," said Jace. "Not many people speak it."
"Do you?" Sebastian asked with interest.
"Not really," Jace said with a smile so disarming Simon knew he was lying. "My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like, 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But you look much too young to be a police officer.” -City of Glass

“Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"
"They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.” -Clockwork Angel, Will&Jem

“Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact?" Will demanded with mock horror. "Clearly I have been doing something wrong. Or not something wrong, as the case may be."
He banged on the side of the carriage. "Thomas! We must away at once to the nearest brothel. I seek scandal and low companionship.” -Clockwork Angel

“Ah,” said a voice from the doorway, “having your annual ‘everyone thinks Will is a lunatic’ meeting, are you?
“It’s biannual,” said Jem. “And no, this is not that meeting.” -Clockwork Prince, Will&Jem

“They’re not hideous,” said Tessa.
Will blinked at her. “What?”
“Gideon and Gabriel,” said Tessa. “They’re really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.”
“I spoke,” said Will, in sepulchral tones, “of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls.”
Tessa snorted. “And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Will Herondale?”
“Mauve,” said Will.” -Clockwork Prince

“Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it."
Tessa was unmoved. "I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?"
"I've never swum naked in the Thames before, but I know I wouldn't like it."
"But think how entertaining for sightseers," said Tessa, and she saw Jem duck his head to hide the quick flash of his grin.” -Clockwork Prince

“When Will truly wants something,” said Jem, quietly, “when he feels something — he can break your heart.” -Clockwork Angel

“While the Clave disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They're peculiar that way.” -Will, Clockwork Angel

“Our souls are knit. We are one person, James.” -Will, Clockwork Prince

Charlotte, who had sagged back in her chair, her eyes half-closed, said, “Will, I have already been up all night copying down the relevant parts. Much of it was—”
“Gibberish?” Jem suggested.
“Pornographic?” said Will at the same time.
“Could be both,” said Will. “Haven’t you ever heard of pornographic gibberish before?” -Clockwork Princess

Will bit at his lip. This was the last time Jem, as Jem, might ever touch him. The sharp memory went through him like a knife—of years of Jem’s light tap on his shoulder, his hand reaching to help Will up when he fell, Jem holding him back when he was furious, Will’s own hands on Jem’s thin shoulders as Jem coughed blood into his shirt. “Listen to me. I am leaving, but I am living. I will not be gone from you entirely, Will. When you fight now, I will be still by you. When you walk in the world, I will be the light at your side, the ground steady under your feet, the force that drives the sword in your hand. We are bound, beyond the oath. The Marks did not change that. The oath did not change that. It merely gave words to something that existed already.” -Clockwork Princess

Randomosity

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Magnus Bane Sparklier than Edward since the 13th Century

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile (shout out to OtakuBookNerd and emcfal6406!)

If you dislike yaoi YOU BETTER START RUNNING BITCH

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

If you have ever kicked someone in the shin copy this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE YAOI AND ARE OBSESSED ON AN UNHEALTHY LEVEL copy and paste this into your profile

remember: some people are only alive because illegal to shoot them

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. (My strings teacher said I'm shy and sweet and mild. I burst out in laughter. She also says I'm obiediant and quiet. LOL)

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

Thank you peoples! I love you all!

Amber Herondale