Name Jenna

Age 14 :)

Favorite Author

James Patterson,

Tess Gerritsen

Stephen King

Favorite Books

There are too many to post without my profile being 3 miles long.

Favorite tv characters

Michelle Simms

Boo (Bettina Jordan)

Jane Rizzoli

Maura Isles

Frankie Rizzoli

T.J (Tommy Rizzoli and Lydia's baby)

Addison Forbes Montgomery

Henry Montgomery

Charlotte King

Mason Freedman

The Cooplets (from Private Practice)

Favorite quotes

Cupcakes are just over-dressed muffins (RealMe07)

Dance enables you to find yourself and loose yourself at the same time (unknown)

He's my service dog. When i get really drunk and pass out in a gutter, He's my pillow (Bunheads, Michelle about the old guy's dog in the second episode)

Dance is life and the rest is just spare time (unknown)

I don't try to dance better than anyone, I only try to dance better than myself ( Mikhail Baryshnikov)

Life sucks. Then you die, Then they throw dirt in your face. Then worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

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19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity Copy and paste this to your profile!!! :)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART/BIG ASDA

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

I thought that this was Hilarious

"Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols:"
1. O Holiday Tree

2. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter

3. Frosty the Snowperson

4. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained Continuously Monitored Eco-Friendly Non-toxic Outdoor Fire (for which I do have a permit)

5. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlepersons

6. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator

7. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Non-endangered Foliage (If office policy permits)

8. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings

9. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection

10. I'll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December"

Thank you as I reposted!

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Kate with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

15. You find yourself singing Tony's undercover song at odd times.

16. When anyone says your obsessed, you reply starts "Yeah, Gibbs would say that."

17. You have hooked your family and friends as well

18. On Tuesday, your friends ask and answer the question, "What are you doing tonight? Oh wait, it’s a Tuesday, never mind."

19. You attempt to dress up as one of the characters on Halloween

20. You reference NCIS in your homework

21. When your friend can’t remember where he/she parked, you say "Put a BOLO out."

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile

If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an insane best friend, or you yourself are insane, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

And if you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room than copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you love you some randomness, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you think copying and pasting stuff is pointless, but you do it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile.

For the Benefit of Laughter:

You know you live in 2012 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a phone or Facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

Five truths of life:

1.You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tounge!!
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it!

3. You are smiling now because you're an idiot!

4. The first truth is a lie!
5. There is still a stupid smile on your face!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
If we're meant to think outside the box why is there a box in the first place?

Spread the Stupidity!!

Stupid Product Labels

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Only in America...

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do they have drive up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Ever wonder...

Why the sun lightens out hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Soundtrack of Your Life:

Here's how you play.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening credits: Breathe In Breathe Out by Mat Kearney from Grey's Anatomy Vol. 3

Waking Up: I Don't Believe You by P!nk

First Day of School: The Writer by Ellie Goulding

Falling In Love: Young Folks by Peter Bjorn and John from Grey's Anatomy Vol. 3

Fight Song: Moon And Sun by Gomez from Grey's Anatomy Vol. 3

Breaking Up: Firework by Katy Perry

Prom: State of Grace by Taylor Swift

Life is Just... Okay: Just Like A Pill by P!nk from Greatest Hits... So Far!!!

Mental Breakdown: Eyes Open by Taylor Swift from The Hunger Games : Songs from District 12 and Beyond

Driving: The Last Time by Taylor Swift feat. Gary Lightbody

Flashback: Safe & Sound by Taylor Swift feat. The Civil Wars from The Hunger Games

Getting Back Together: Holy Ground by Taylor Swift

Birth of Child: 'Cuz I Can by P!nk

Wedding: Superficial by Natalia Kills

Final Battle: The Truth About Love by P!nk

Death Scene: End of Time by Beyonce

Funeral Song: Conversations With My 13 Year Old Self by P!nk

End Credits: Anything Goes by Sutton Foster and Company from the Broadway Musical: Anything Goes

Not sure why there are so many Taylor Swift songs on there. Her music makes up about 2 % of the total music files on my iPod.

You know your addicted to NCIS when...

1) You've yelled hysterically at anyone who bothers you on Tuesday nights, episode premiere night

2) You've used two or more "Ziva-isms"

3) You've begun to use marine phrases

4) You repeat Rule 23 to anyone who touches your coffee.

5) You are desperately searching for Caf-Pow!

6) You've accidentally tried to use your TV as an MTAC screen

7) You find yourself absentmindedly humming the theme song

8) You're up at four in the morning reading NCIS fanfics

9) You find yourself Gibbs Headslapping people (and yourself)

10) You've tried to watch the movies that Tony talks about.

11) Your dog goes missing and you say "Put out a BOLO."

12) You've never, ever, EVER broken rule 12.

13) You ALWAYS break rule 12. :)

14) You've threatened to kill someone with a paperclip

15) You were hysterically screaming "NO!" at the top of your lungs during ep "A Desperate Man" at the TV screen when Ray proposed to Ziva. (LOL!Totally!)

16) You use McNicknames on people

17) You've caught yourself daydreaming about running alongside Tony and Ziva, yelling "NCIS! Drop your weapon!!"

18) Your video game username is "Elf Lord"

19) You've tried making your hair like Ziva's (and, like me have failed drastically)

20) You find yourself singing the song the Tony sings in 'Driven' randomly or when the episode comes on. And, you laugh hysterically when he does. (I can't help it-that part is so funny)!

21) You use or have been using the phonetic alphabet for years.

22) You repeat Gibbs' rules like they're commandments.

23) You add things to this list.

24) You copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Harryismyheroicsavior, Hermione'sBFF454, Lilly Rae, daisyduke80, hup123hup123slapslap, Isis the Sphinx, MerlinStar, hpenchantress, Faye444, puppylover52, MauraRizzoli1

You Might Be An Author If...

Bold the ones that happen to you!!!

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. (all the time!)

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters (or just not kill them off at all)

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. (Rachel)

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly. (Always!)

18. You forget what day it is when your writing. (Usually - although I normally forget to eat!)

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. (I spin on my leather chair)

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode multiple times and never get tired of it (I love it! though I haven’t seen all of them yet I have a VERY Stubborn Mom and Dad)

2. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. Or yourself. (Absolutely. To everyone in our house hold, it’s a way of life.)

3. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters. (Sooo true though more like third person)

4. You have started using military references. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc. (Not really)

5. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS (Yeppers My sisters complain all the time because we only have cable in the living room.)

6. You call people Probie and use McNicknames. (Not really)

7. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it. (True)

8. You find yourself saying 'Ya think?' when someone says something obvious. (True)

9. You use the term Hinky and sneaky people (Ehh)

10. You tell people you can kill them with a paperclip in 18 ways (Yep! Though it’s not true)

11. You can scare people by just staring at them (Kinda)

12. You start saying 'on your six' and 'on it boss' (true)

13. You spend a lot of time reading/writing NCIS Fan Fiction (True Half my day after School)

14. Your favorite car is a mustang (No. I want a Dodge Charger)

15. You hope you do knife throwing in the future (YEEEEESSSS!)

16. Want a gun and knifes in your job (I Wanna Be a NCIS Field agent. YEAH!)

17. Want to be in law enforcement or army (Yep)

18. Can quote scenes (Oh yes. My brother Complains all the time)

19. You do your school art board on office romance (nope)

20. You learn Hebrew (Would be nice)

21. You are excited when you find out your name is Hebrew (Awww. Mines Greek!)

22. When someone starts talking about NCIS you take over and rant about everything and all the information on characters and episodes (uh huh)

23. You start to use your gut to tell you things (sometimes)

24. You find yourself playing with knives (Yep. Sometimes I run I round with a stick pretending it’s a knife and tell my sisters "YOUR DEAD!" My family is Very Demented)

25. You become a movie addict and start quoting movies (Nope NCIS Only!)

26. You try make your clothes look like Ziva's (Like to, but my parents would Kill Me)

27. You want to visit Israel (Yeah!)

28. You yell 'Federal Agents' at people (Would, if People wouldn’t look at me like I’m crazy. although some people already do.)

29. You buy all the DVD collections of NCIS (No. Stubborn Parents!)

30. You favorite male name is Anthony (Ehh. I like Leroy Jethro Better.)

31. You find yourself doing things like adding 'you know you're obsessed with NCIS when' to your profile (obviously!)

32. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night (or whenever) when you are watching a new episode of NCIS. (I HATE it when my sisters do that)

33. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running alongside Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!" (ALL the time)

34. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on. (Would be nice...)

35. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb. (No but coulda sworn I heard a gunshot down the road yesterday. Then I remembered there was a bunch of trees by the river and it was hunting season)

36. Your cat goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO." (Not my cat, But I would still do it. I love bausly and orien.

37. You've used two or more "Ziva-isms" (Accidently)

38. You repeat Rule 23 to anyone who touches your coffee (Hehehe)

39. You are desperately searching for Caf-Pow! (My Mom doesn’t let me drink energy drinks)

40. You've "accidentally" tried to use your TV as an MTAC screen (No but my Mom uses it as a monitor)

41. You find yourself absentmindedly humming the theme song (Yep. Especially during school)

42. You're up at four in the morning reading NCIS fanfics (Hehe)

43. You've never, ever, EVER broken rule 12. (I’m still a kid, sadly)

44. You ALWAYS break rule 12. (Yet again, Still a kid)

45. You cried at the end of "Till Death Do Us Part" (No. more like yelling NOOOOOOOO when Ducky had a heart attack)

46. You were hysterically screaming "NO!" at the top of your lungs during ep "A Desperate Man" at the TV screen when Ray proposed to Ziva. (Haven't seen that episode. Yet) ;)

47. Your video game username is "Elf Lord" (No. That’s McGee’s thing)

48. You've tried making your hair like Ziva's (and, like me have failed drastically)

49. When anyone says your obsessed, you reply starts "Yeah, Gibbs would say that." (Yep!)

50. You have hooked your family and friends as well (almost all my friends. Still working on my Dad…)

51. On Tuesday, your friends ask and answer the question, "What are you doing tonight? Oh wait, it’s a Tuesday, never mind." (Haha, Yeah!)

52. You make it a point to drink coffee black (No. I like mine with Creamer!)

53. You attempt to dress up as one of the characters on Halloween ( I so wanna be Ziva!)

54. You reference NCIS in your homework (No. My Mom is my teacher, so there for she grades. And I get an F if I do that. L)

55. When your friend can’t remember where he/she parked, you say "Put a BOLO out."( No)

56. You switch from Scotch, To Bourbon. (No, I dont Drink)

57. You always start carrying a knife. (My Mom and Dad wont let me get a Pocket knife)

58. When ever you hear the word Plague, you think of Tony. (All the time)

59. You start using the term "Scuttle Butt" in Normal Conversations. (No)

60. You chose the Plague as a school Project, Just because Tony had it. (I would if my Mom wouldnt make me redo it)

61. When you start asking yourself "WWGD?" (What Would Gibbs Do) (all the Time)

62. When you call your Younger Siblings Probie. (YEP! And I enjoy it!)

63. When Everyday feels like Wednesday and you just cant wait for Tuesday. (Know...)

64. When you watch ET (Entertainment Tonight) Just to see if NCIS is on there.( Yes. I do. Last night there was Michael Weatherly with his Mom.)

65. If you think the Year starts in September, and Ends in May. ( Uh Huh. And Next week, This Year is over)

Gibbs 51 Rules (Or the ones that I know so far...)

1: Never put suspects together

And

Never Screw over your partner

2: Always wear Gloves at a crime scene

3:Don't believe what you’re told. Double check

And

Never be unreachable

4: Best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person... If you must. There is no third best

5:Don't waste good

6: Never apologize it’s a sign of weakness

7: Always be specific when you lie

8: Never take anything for granted

9: Always carry a knife

10: Never get personally involved in a case

11: When the job is done walk away

12: Never Date a Co-worker

13: Never Ever involve a lawyer

15: Always work as a team

16: If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.

18: It’s better to seek forgiveness than to ask permission

22: Never, Ever Bother Gibbs in interrogation

23: Never mess with a marine’s coffee if you want to live

27: Two ways to follow, first way, they never Notice you, Second, They only notice you.

35: Always watch the watchers

38: Your case, your lead

39: There is no such thing as a coincidence

40: If you think someone’s out to get you, they are.

42:Don't ever accept an apology from someone who just sucker-punched you in the face

44: First things first, hide the women and Children

45: Clean up your mess

51: Sometimes-You’re wrong!

NCIS proverbs:

1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in

2. Never mess with silver haired snipers.

3. Some people are born great, some people have greatness thrust upon them...and some people are DiNozzo

4. Human lie detectors come in nice packages, silver wrapping and are called Gibbs

5. Opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Tony's talent is often missed because it is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and looks like fun

6. Ask not what the boat in the basement does for you, but what you can do for the boat in the basement

7. When in doubt, try the internet 8. Do not bite the hand that feeds you, but be wary of the ones who touch your coffee.

9. He who touches Gibbs' coffee is he who no longer has a right hand. 10. He who takes Abby's Caf-Pow! Has disappeared without a trace. 11. The great man never runs from a fight. Unless, of course, it's Ziva challenging you. Then, you should run like hell. 13. Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you are DiNozzo. Then it's just a drug. 14. Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and...OH MY GOD! THERE'S AN IGUANA IN MY BED!!!

15. When even the greatest ninja is challenged by a Ziva, he should run.

16. He who challenges Ziva to a duel is he who has a death wish.

Things I am not allowed to do at NCIS:

1) I am not allowed to launch paper balls at Tony and say "I'm practicing sniping."

2) I will not yell "HINKY!" repeatedly during work hours.

3) I will not sneak up behind people, scare them, and then claim "I'm Gibbs!"

4) I will not threaten to kill people with a paperclip

5) Gloves are for collecting evidence; not to be used as balloons.

6) I will stop saying "Get a room!" whenever Tony and Ziva are arguing.

7) I am not allowed to discuss my theory of how Gibbs is related to the Men in Black.

8) I will not hide Bert behind McGee's desk and say "McGee, there's a bathroom RIGHT THERE."

9) I will not refer to Ducky as "Donald Duck"

10) I will not dress up as Gibbs for Halloween

11) I will not ask McGee how many wedgies a day, on average, he would get when he was a kid.

12) I will not call people "snitches."

13) -Or a certain word that rhymes.

14) I will not yell "PARIS!" repeatedly when Tony and Ziva are within two feet of each other.

15) I will not refer to Ziva as "Mossad Hunting Dog."

16) -Especially around Ziva

17) I will not bring a water gun to work and tell everyone it is real, then pretend to shoot them with it.

18) I am not allowed to date coworkers

19) I am not allowed to head slap random people because they are not following Gibbs Rules.

20) I am not allowed to tell Probies that the first test on the job is to let a blind-folded Gibbs shoot an apple off your head.

21) I am not allowed to ask Ziva how stupid she thought Ray's haircut was.

22) I am not allowed to prank call Gibbs, claiming I sell sniper guns.

23) I am not allowed to call Tony "My little hairy butt."

24) I am not allowed to call Ziva "Sweetcheeks"

25) I am not allowed to impersonate Bert at lunch

26) I am not to replace Gibbs' coffee with Abby's Caf-Pow!

27) I am not to replace Abby's Caf-Pow! With Gibbs' coffee.

28) Probies are not to be used as "Moving Target Practice"

29) I am not allowed to hide in a body bag in Autopsy, and then scare the hell out of Jimmy Palmer if and when he opens it.

30) I am not allowed to sing my own theme music during stakeouts

31) I'm not allowed to replace the ballistics guns with water guns

32) I'm not allowed to tell Gibbs about "paintball sniping"

33) I am not allowed to give McGee a poison ivy plant for Christmas.

34) I am not allowed to put superglue on McGee's keyboard.

35) I am not allowed to ask Gibbs "Is that a conspiracy?" every time he says something.

36) I am not allowed to come to work wearing a shirt that says TIVA FOREVA!!

37) -For my own health and safety

38) I am not allowed to blow a bugle whenever Gibbs walks into the bullpen.

39) I am not allowed to ask Gibbs if his "Gibbsy" senses are tingling.

Favorite NCIS Moments

Episode "Driven"

Lady from Home land Security: Now, from the video we just watched, It Obvious that Sexual Assault Can come in many forms at the work place. It can be divided into three different categories. Green light consists of Everyday Behavior. Yellow light consists of Border line Behavior, like hugging...

Abby raises her hand.

Lady from Home land Security: Yes?

Abby: What’s wrong with Hugging people? I hug people ALL the time."

Lady from Home land Security: You mind find it as Friendly, but your Co-Workers might find it offensive.

Abby Gasps.

Abby: You guys get offended when I hug you?

They all shake their heads no.

Abby: Then I'm hugging you all in my mind right now.

Lady from Home land Security: Miss, we are trying to be very clear about this. Before making any physical contact you must first ask permission.

Abby: like, every time?

Lady from Home land Security: Yes.

Abby makes a confused face as she slides back into her chair. The Lady from Home land Security Keeps talking.

Lady from Home land Security: A Co-Worker shows you a Cartoon or Photo of a Sexual Nature,

Tony: If you’re Lucky.

Lady from Home land Security: ... Or their hand "Accidently" Brush's up against your Body.

Ziva: If you’re really lucky.

Lady from Home land Security: And Red light consists of Deliberate Unwanted touching.

Ziva leans forward and licks Tony's Ear. He jumps out of his Reclined positions and stands up, rubbing his ear.

Lady from Home land Security: Question?

Tony: Yeah, What if someone slap's you upside the head like this...

He head slaps McGee, Who punches him in the stomach.

Tony: Does that count as unwanted touching?

Lady from Home land Security: Absolutely. Are you saying that this has actually happened?

Tony looks at Gibbs, Who gives him the 'Gibbs stare'.

Tony: No. Just wondering.

He sits down and palmer raises his hand.

Lady from Home land Security: Yes?

Palmer: Um, what if part of your job involves touching Naked Body’s and...

Lady from Home land Security: Well, That’s Inappropriate at any time.

Palmer: Even if their Dead?

She looks at him like he's Crazy.

Lady from Home land Security: What on earth are you doing touching dead naked bodies?!

Palmer: You see I work in autopsy...

Episode "Silver War"

Tony walks out of the elevator shaving. He looks down at the razor and Sighs

Tony: God I hate Mondays. Fat AL’s Burrito shack. Ha! More like Fat AL’s Bacteria Shack. I shouldn’t have come in today. Man if Gibbs sees me like this...

Ziva: He will probably be as Horrified as I am, Agent DiNozzo. Working undercover as a hobo?

Ziva says Sitting at Kate's Desk. Tony looks at her in Surprise

Tony: You mind telling me what you’re doing here again?

Ziva: Waiting.

Tony: For what?

Ziva: To start work. Does everybody come in this late?

Tony: It's 07:00!

Ziva: Well at Mossad, We start at 05:00.

Tony: Let me rephrase the Original Question. What the Hell are you doing here Ziva?

Ziva: I see. Gibbs hasn't told you. I am Being Assigned as a Liason officer attached to your team. You might want to fix your hair. It’s sticking up like a... Porcuswine. No wrong word. Porcupig. No, you know that animal with the little spiky thingy’s yes...

McGee walks in, listening to the conversation.

McGee: Porcupine?

Ziva: Yes! Porcupine! Thank you, Special Agent McGee.

McGee is holding 2 cups of coffee. Ziva takes one.

Ziva: Toda. Mmm.

McGee looks at Tony and mouths 'What is she doing here?' Tony Shrugs.

Ziva: Do any of you have a key for all of this?

She say's gesturing towards Kate's desk.

McGee: That’s Kate's desk!

Ziva: Well, if I am going to be part of your team I would love to...

McGee: Whoa whoa whoa! Part of our Team?! Does Gibbs know about this?

Ziva: Would I be here if he did not? Here are my Orders from Director Shepard.

She hands McGee green folder and Tony snatches it out of his hands before he has a chance to look. Tony looked it over and saw Jenny's Signature at the Bottom.

Tony: Are you sure Gibbs knows?

Ziva: I hope so. All of my Possessions are currently being shipped from Tel-Aviv to DC.

Tony: Well, I'd hold off on unpacking the waffle iron until you talk to him.

Ziva: When Does he come in?

Tony: Now.

He says as Gibbs walks out of the Elevator. Ziva walks over to him. Gibbs stops.

Ziva: Special Agent Gibbs.

Gibbs has a flash back from "Kill Ari part 2" When Ziva kills Ari and save's Gibbs' life.

Gibbs: Ziva. What are you doing here?

Ziva: Looking forward to being Member of your team.

Gibbs looks up at MTAC and starts walking towards it, Leaving Ziva behind.

Ziva: I stand corrected. It appears He did not know. I feel like a Donkey's Butt.

McGee: Donkey's butt?

Tony: I think she meant Horse's ass, McGee.

Ziva: That too.

Later on...

Ziva: I do not think this is what Gibbs had in mind when he told me to observe.

Ziva comments as she watch's Tony pretending to get mauled by a stuffed bear while McGee takes pictures.

Tony: Do you know how many people are killed each year from bear attacks?

Ziva: No. But I cannot imagine a lot.

Tony: Oh you'd be surprised!

Ziva: Muh-gee.

McGee: Um... I think it’s about 1.

Ziva: Is there not something more productive you can be doing?

Tony: Like what?

Ziva: Investigating?

Gibbs walks up and Tony straightens his hat.

Gibbs: Report.

They fill him in.

Gibbs: Ziva?

Ziva: Yes. I am wondering why there is a 9 Millimeter hole in my hat.

Gibbs: Venalation.

Ziva: Ah. One more thing I was wondering if I could drive back to base. That way it would feel like actually accomplished something.

Even Later on...

Ziva is swerving through traffic.

Ziva: I always drive fast. It is the best way to avoid roadside bombs and possible IEDS.

Tony: Well I don't think you have worry about that anymore. Because where in AMERICA!! How 'bout this? Slow down or I'll puke on you!

Ziva: So Tony. Why don't you like the American civil war?

Tony: I don't wanna talk about it.

McGee: It's because his Dad.

Tony: Was she talking to you Probie?

Ziva: So. You did not get along with your father. That explains ALOT.

Tony: FYI, Me and my Father got along just fine.

McGee: So Ziva. What’s your father, Deputy Director David, like?

Ziva presses the pedal all the way to the floor.

Tony: Slow down. Where taking the next right.

She turns into oncoming traffic.

McGee: ZIVA! CAR! CAR! CAR!!!

She turns back into the right lane. McGee is whimpering in the middle. Tony loses his lunch.

Ziva: Sorry. First Time behind the wheel after a 6 month mission in the UK.

Later you see Ziva sitting in the middle and Tony driving.

Ziva: I said I was Sorry.

Tony keeps on driving.

Even Later on...

Ziva: You find a dead Marine, Dressed in a Civil War Uniform, Buried in a 100 year old Casket, and you are telling me that this is not your strangest case?

She turns to look at Tony and McGee as the where eating Burritos.

Tony: Yep.

McGee: Pretty Much.

Ziva: I don't know which one I find more disturbing. You’re eating habits, or the fact I actually believe you.

Tony: Oh, I’m sorry. Do our Strange American Foods frighten you?

Ziva: No. I was Referring to your Manners. You should have brought me one.

She took a bite from Tony's. McGee starts Laughing.

Tony: You should've brought me one.

McGee: I'm going to help Abby.

McGee left leaving Tony and Ziva standing in between His and Tony's desk. She grabbed Tony's hands to take another Bite but He snatched it away, Thought about, and then shoved it into her hands. They walk over to his desk. Jenny and Gibbs are standing in front of MTAC watching them.

Jenny: She seems to be fitting in just fine.

Gibbs: She almost killed my Entire Team Yesterday.

Jenny: How?

Gibbs: Driving back from a Crime Scene.

Jenny: I should've warned you about that. I think she was a European Cab Driver in a past life.

Gibbs: Well she sure as hell wasn't a Crime Scene investigator. She doesn’t know a thing!

Jenny: Neither Did Me when I first came to you.

Gibbs: Well you were always a fast learner.

He flashes back to the time when they were in Paris. Ziva was sitting on the corner of Tony's desk while he was on his computer.

Ziva: Are you sure you do not want it back, Tony? Most Men don't have a Problem with my germs.

She takes another Bite and he glares at her.

Episode "Twilight"

Kate and McGee are talking about Tony.

Kate: Think about how obnoxious he his, McGee. The fact that he almost Died, Owing us Money.

McGee: I guess you’re right. He can be pretty annoying.

Tony's phone Rang.

McGee: You miss him as much as I do?

Kate: More. But that’s part of his charm. Kinda like an X Rated Peter Pan.

She starts to walk away. Then turns around and adds,

Kate: You do know he told all the Women downstairs that you’re gay right? He said it was to cut down on Competition.

McGee looks toughly offended.

McGee: That Bastard!

Kate: There! Hold on to that feeling and you should be just fine!

She starts to walk away again.

McGee: You wanna know what he said about you?

Kate: What?

McGee: He told everyone you tried to sleep with him in Prague.

Kate's jaw drops.

Kate: I Am Going To Kill Him!

Later on...

Tony: I can't wait to see the look on their face's when they see me!

Tony said stalking around Kate's desk, which at the time was on the phone. He pops up in front of her desk.

Tony: Hiya Kate!

She turned her chair away ignoring him and concentrating on the person on other end of the phone line. McGee walks in.

Tony: Pro-ho-bay!

McGee walks by like nothing happened.

Tony: Maybe I did die.

Gibbs: Did you feel that?

Tony: What?

Gibbs head slaps him.

Tony: Gah!

Gibbs: Yeah you’re still alive.

Even Later on...

Kate and Tony were looking at a car that 2 dead marines were found in.

Kate: McGee told me what you said.

Tony: Did he now? Come on! I didn't think they'd actually believe me!

Kate: And why is that?

Tony: Come on, anyone who looks at you can tell your breasts are real!

Kate: YOU TOLD THEM I HAD BREAST IMPLANTS?!?!?!?!

He scoffs.

Tony: No.

Kate: You know what Tony! I can't believe I actually Cared about you! You are just one big...

Tony: Snake.

Kate: Exactly!

Tony: No. Big snake. REALLY Big snake. Down there.

Kate shrieks as she looks down at the snake coiling around her ankle.

Kate: Oh God! Please tell me it’s not Poisonous!

Tony: I think it is. Here I'll get. They do this kind of stuff all the time on the Discovery Channel.

Tony reaches down to grab the snake and Kate pulls her Sig out.

Kate: Oh Screw it! I'm Gonna shoot it!

Tony: Hey! Put that away! You’re gonna blow your foot off!

She holsters it, still unsure.

Kate: Oh God! My life? In your hands?! I always knew it was gonna end like this!

Tony grabs the Snake by the head and holds it up.

Tony: See? No Biggie.

Kate: Ok. I'll admit it. You do have your Moments.

McGee walks up.

McGee: Hey! Cool Corn snake! Could I hold it?

Kate: No McGee! It’s Poisonous

McGee: No it's not.

Tony: Yes, It IS McGee!

McGee: Well, What about that one that you caught at shanadowa state park? You had it around your neck for like an hour.

Tony: I think that near fatal illness may have clouded my Memories...

Kate Kicks him and he falls back throwing the snake.

Episode "Good Cop, Bad Cop"

Ziva: How's my agent application coming? McGee: I am working my magic. Trust me, Ziva, when I'm through, you will be... McGee gets an error message McGee: Ooh, code blue? Tony: Someone's been blackballed.

McGee: They gave you the red flag.

Ziva: What is blue, black, and red? Tony: Zebra in a blender.

McGee: That's black, white and red all over.

Tony: Newspaper.

McGee: Penguin with sunburn.

Tony: Nun falling down stairs.

Episode "Enemies Domestic"

Abby: He just admitted to knowing how to build the Murder weapon! I mean Come on! How many people know how to build a homemade Claymore!

Malachi: In this room?

Malachi, Liat, and Ziva all raise their hands.

Abby: Fine, Alright!

She raises her hand to.

Episode "Canary"

Abby: Out of the Ashes McAbby will Rise!

Episode "Judgment Day Pt. 1"

Ziva: We could have made it!

Tony: The Needle is on E! E means Empty!

Ziva: We still could have made it!

Tony & Ziva: WHAT!!!

Tony slammed the door to the convertible shut. He mumbled something under his breath.

Ziva: What!!!

Tony: I said why you don’t try being Helpful!

Ziva: What do you want me to do? Hold your Nozzle?!

Tony: Go get me some Donuts!

She got out of the car and started heading into the Gas station.

Tony: Make sure it’s the white Powdery ones!

She slapped her Backside and continued in.

From Episode “Truth or Consequences”

Ziva: Out of all the people who could’ve found me, it had to be you? You should not have come.

Tony: Alright. Nice catching up with you! I’ll be going now!

He tries to stand up. But the ropes on his arms and legs stop him.

Tony: Oh yeah! Can’t. Taken prisoner.

Ziva: Are you Ok, McGee?

McGee: Yeah, Just glad you’re alive.

Ziva: You thought I was dead? Why are you here?

Tony: McGee. McGee didn’t think you were dead.

Ziva: Tony, Why are you here?!

Tony: Couldn’t live without ya I guess.

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