I've been on ff.net since '03, weird eh? I've written several stories but I removed all of them. Actually, one was removed by ff.net (for no good reason- it was a shit story but I'm still bitter).

Favourite Books: Harry Potter Series by J.K Rowling (obviously), Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden, Friends Like These by Danny Wallace, Three Act Tragedy by Agatha Christie, Rick Mercer the Book by Rick Mercer, Gallagher Girl Series by Ally Carter, Hero by Perry Moore

The Harry Potter Series

Favourite Book of the Series: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - - This was the best book for Voldemort, Dumbledore and Blaise Zabini.

Favourite Characters: Voldemort and Dumbledore

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Favourite Subject: Ancient Ruins

Favourite professor: Dumbledore and McGonagall

Favourite Minor Character: Blaise Zabini (the man who half of the fandom thought was female until book 6 and only had 3 lines in the whole series.)

Favourite Quotes:

"For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry...although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself." - - Dumbledore, Book 6.

"If death is nothing, Dumbledore, kill the boy..." - - Voldemort (through Harry), Book 5.

" It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew - and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents - that there was all the difference in the world. " - - Book 6.

"Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies. You must know this, Dumbledore." - - Voldemort, Book 6.

"There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it." - - Quirrell (talking about what Voldemort taught him), Book 1.

"Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young." - - Dumbledore, book 5.

Other Things

Age: Over 18 (I'm an adult y'all!)

Education: I'm in Uni (surprising right?) majoring in Anthropology.

Favourite Book Quotes:

"For every Hitler, there's a Shitler" - - Friend Like These

"I'd had twelve sessions of genital exfoliation!? I didn't even remember having one! I think I'd remember having twelve of anything involving my genitals!" - - Friend like These

"For the 308 member of parliament - the good, the bad, and the indifferent, and in that order." - - Rick Mercer Report the book (the dedication)

Favourite Quotes:

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - - Winston Churchill

"Stephan Harper could argue he is Canada's greenest PM simply because he's the only one who has gone out of his way to give potted plants key portfolios." - - Rick Mercer

"Parliament is filled with jackals, opportunists and boors. The problem is, like it or not, they were elected." - - Rick Mercer

"The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways -- I to die, and you to live. Which is better God only knows." - - Socrates

Progress:

-- Out Went the Light : : Chapter 5 : : 70 percent written / 0 percent edited

Love you guys long time,

--KoaL