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Author has written 12 stories for Mario, Pokémon, and Legend of Zelda.
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The Legend of Zelda is the best thing ever. Deal with it.
Hello all of you rubber band ball carrying authors! I am announcing a story challenge that you, YES, YOU, may participate in! Here are the basic rules.
Chose from these three topics:
Romance, Mystery, or Horror/Paranormal
No OC's. OC's are not completely outlawed, if your doing romance and you want a waiter at a restaurant to have a name, thats fine. An OC must not appear in more than 2 chapters, and must not be a major part of the story. (Why will be answered in the Q and A below)
You MAY include other characters from different games such as Legend of Zelda or Portal. They can come from any game at all. (the story must still remain in the "Mario" catigory
Please, please, PLEASE. Do not do any BowserXPeach, BowserXDaisy, or gay couples (Q and A)
Also no Super Paper Mario characters or themes. (Q and A)
Contact me if you decide to participate in this challenge or if you have any questions/comments/concerns.
Q and A
Q. How do I enter?
A. PM or comment on this story. Tell me the name, genre, and what characters you plan to be in your story. When you publish, say somewhere in your description that this is for the challenge.
Q. Why can't I have my OC in this story?
A. I decided to do this since I feel that there are plenty of authors that put their OC's in every single story. I know I have a few stories where OC's are a large part, but I do not intend for every story to have Link (It's a girl), Lavender, or Red. Just try to keep OC uses minimal. If you have a problem with this, contact me and we might be able to work something out.
Q. Why no Super Paper Mario?
A. Too many stories have those characters in them. (Yes, I know about Ways To Annoy Dimentio. That is my only SPM story I will do) Again, if you have issues with these rules contact me by PM.
Q. Why isn't humor an option? Does that mean I can't tell jokes or whatever?
A. You may have humor as a secondary option. You may add jokes and make them as corney as you like. Just pick one of the three choices for the main story line.
Q. Why no BXP, BXD, or gay couples?
A. I honestly don't see how the Bowser and Peach/ Bowser and Daisy is possible. And as for the gay couples, please don't do it. If your gay/lesbian, I don't want to offend you, but I don't know the age of my scorers and I get a bit scared when a person does stories like LuigiXWaluigi or LinkXGhiraham (Zelda couple, Ghiraham is a dude) And it just seems a bit wrong to me since the bible defines marriage as a man and a women. If you want to write a story with a gay couple, then please don't enter this contest. I wont hate on your story if you decide to do that.
Q. What should the rating be?
A. Anything but mature.
Q. Chapter numbers?
A. Can be any amount you want. Just if your doing under five, here are how many words should make up the final product.
One chapter: 1000
Two chapters: 1500-2000
Three chapters: 2000-2500
Four chapters: 2500-3500
Five chapters: 3500- on
I'm doing this because I don't want to receive a story, and have it be 100 words. And yes, each chapter can be more words that that. If you come up 10/20 short, don't worry about it.
Q. Since this is a challenge, will these be scored?
A. Yes. I will be reading and commenting, but I myself wont be doing the scoring. If you see certain people reviewing your chapters with a number 1 through 10, that is your score. The person with the highest amount wins.
Q. What is a good number on the score meeter?
A. 1: Horrible
2: Slightly less horrible
10: Superduper amazingly awesome!
May the odds be EVER in your favor! (just had to do that)
I have decided to add more genres.
Family/hurt/comfort and Humor (please see Q and A for humor)
I'm not sure if the OC thing was exactly clear, so here is more of an explanation.
OCs are limited. If you do have OCs, they may not have a big role. Here is just a short paragraph of an example of how an OC should be placed in a story.
Luigi and Daisy walked into the restaurant. The floor was red carpet, and the walls were orange and yellow. It reminded Luigi of a fireplace. They went up to the hostess stand so they could get a table and order.
"Hello," said the women at the stand "My name is Ilia and I will be serving you tonight. Please follow me,"
You may give OCs like this a name and a distinct personality. OCs can not have a big impact on a story's plot. You may have more than one OC with a distinct name,personality, and appearance. If you have a problem with the OC limitations, PM me and we might be able to work something out. Oh, and you can have pet OCs that impact the story. They just cannot have speaking roles.
In the last chapter I gave a list of scores. You may ask "Who will be scoring the stories?". That person who can be scoring stories is you. PM me to become a scorer and for a little more info. This is a way for people who arn't good at writing to feel like a part of this. Please score fairly and don't give the story a 1 just because you were having a bad day and don't give the story a 10 just because the person is your BFF.
Q and A:
What are the rules for humor stories?
Just make the story have a distinct problem and solution. Please no "ways to annoy" stories or stories that are just a whole bunch of random crap. And try to have proper paragraph spacing and spelling.
Ways To Annoy Dimentio:
Estimated amount of chapters: 200
Summary: Dimentio gets his butt annoyed by a bunch of mario fans! But are they fans of his? Most likely not.
Estimated amount of chapters: 100
Summary: A bunch of crack one shots that I write when I feel like it.
The Lavender Town Conspiracy:
Estimated amount of chapters: ?
Summary: Two 13 year olds, Lavender and Red, journey to Lavender Town to try and catch Ghost.
Hair: Brown with a lavender tint
Clothes: Lavender colored t-shirt that says "Town", jeans, sneakers, pikachu backpack, and a Sinnoh League hat (the one that Ash wears in the Anime)
Occupation: Pokemon Trainer
First Appearance: Ways to Annoy Dimentio
Latest Appearance: The Lavender Town Conspiracy
Hair: Black with a red tint
Clothes: Red t-shirt, jeans, sneakers
Occupation: Pokemon Trainer
First Appearance: Ways to Annoy Dimentio
Latest Appearance: The Lavender Town Conspiracy
Other Appearance: Blood Stained Rain
Hiya! Itsa me. Here are some random things about me that you might care about and might not care about. ENJOY.
What I Like: Pie, Dogs, Cats, Super Mario Brothers, Legend of Zelda, and pretty mush nothing else.
What I don't Like: School, report cards, Oppa Gangnam Style, and alot of other things. I am such a hater LOL.
I have done some thinking and I think what I really need are some minions. Apply for minioning! Great pay! Lots of new friends! Benifets! And much more! Just fill out a FairHairedAdventureSeeker Minioning form today!
My main genre's for writing are humor and horror. I mostly write for the Mario francise, but I will sometimes write for Zelda or Pokemon
MARIO COUPLES I SUPPORT (This is my opinion so think what you want!)
Mario and Peach Luigi and Daisy
Birdo and Yoshi Count Bleck and Tippi
Dimentio and Mimi Toad and Toadete
Me and Luigi (lol) Mr.L and Rosalina
Koops and Koopie King Boo and Lady Bow
MARIO COUPLES I DON'T SUPPORT (Still my opinion so think what you want.)
Boswer and Peach Peach and Luigi
Mario and Daisy Rosalina and Mario
As of today, Thursday, November 15th ,2012 the main plot line for Murders at the Mansion is done! Thanks to all the commenters and people who read it! The sequel will be out soon! I am going to be doing a Ways to Annoy Dimentio fic so look out for that!
Somebody get me a 1Up cause I need to get a life!
What did Princess Zelda say when the Hero of Time couldn't open a locked door? Triforce!
What does Captain Falcon drink at parties? FALCON PUNCH!
Random Facts about me:
I am a girl.
My name is Link. Go figure.
I am not good at math. 1 plus 1= PIE!= YUMMY!
MEH LOVE MARIO FANFICTION!
I talk in slang such as saying Meh instead of me.
I am a BLONDE BLUE-EYED PERSON! So I resemble Princess Peach. Or Link. Whoever you prefer. I really don't care.
I tend to say random things.
Dispite me saying random things, I am actully quite serrious. I probally misspelled that but whatever.
I LIKE CREEPYPASTAS! Mostly the gaming ones. Check out this one: BEN(aka haunted majora's mask game)
One more thing... HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SH*T!!! I really don't. Lol. I do care about things. Like Honey Badgers.
MY TOP FIVE FAVORITE GAMES OF ALL TIME!
1. Majora's Mask
2. New Super Mario Bros
3. Mario Kart Wii
4. Ocarina of Time
5. Super Smash Bros Series
HEY!!! LISTEN!!!! VOTE IN MY POLL!! WATCH OUT, OR I WILL SEND NAVI AFTER YOU!!!
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the trinity; God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
I am currently obsessed with my Super Paper Mario game. It has been acting all funny... Dimentio keeps saying things that I know he shouldn't say. For example: He will look right at the screen and say "Your next!" It's probally haunted by some crazy gammer ghost kid or something. I'm just glad it isn't BEN.
My Best friend went on vacation to Disney World and left me behind!! (sniff ) I have never been there in my life.
Teehee hee! LAVENDER TOWN SYNDROME, I haz it!
THINGS TO DO IN A WALMART/TARGET
BY: Link McCloud
0. It is not my falt if you get banned from the store!
1. If the store has pictures of models, draw mustashes on them.
2. Dress up as Mario and look at the Super Mario games and say "They got my stash all wrong!!"
3. When it is Christmas time, throw orniments at people and pretend there bombs.
4. Go into the hunting section and when an a person comes in, ask them if they know where the anti-depressants are.
5. If you are a guy, go into the girl section where they have the princess costumes and try them on.
6. Stand in a freezer.
7. Hide in a suitcase/cooler/bag and when somebody picks it up yell "WEEEEE!!!!"
8. Slowly stalk people through the aisles, and when they turn around just stare at them and don't move.
9. Dress up as a Star Wars character and play with the toy lightsabers, and when somebody walks in the aisle say "May the force be with you" then walk away.
10. Set up a "room" using the sample furnature, and when somebody walks by yell "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!"
11. Go into the arts and craft section, get glitter, and glitterify the whole store.
12. Tell an employe that you lost your friend ,Anita Bath, and could he please call for her on the loud speaker.
13. When the loud speaker comes on, go into the fetal position and say "It's the voices again!!"
14. Go into a dressing room and sing Oppa Gangnam style until they force you to leave.
15. When somebody isn't watching you, fill their cart with condoms.
16. Sit in the fetal position then when you see a person, scream, and grab onto them and suck out their soul like a redead.
17. Pretend to faint in the aisle where they have air fresheners/chemicals.
18. Put a hot pink bra (or any brightly colored bra) on over your clothes and run around with it on.
19. Argue with a check out clerk or pretend you didn't hear him to clog up the check out line.
20. When you are in a crowded aisle, say in a demonic voice "I need to find a better host body."
21. I am out of ideas.
Copy and Pastes
- If you like to copy and paste things on to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you think Luigi is cooler than Mario, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you think that Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask is the best game eva, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you think Dimentio is a crazy wierdo, copy and past this to your profile.
-If you think you are weird, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you have ever been on Digibutter.nerr, coppy and paste this to your profile.
-If you have a boyfriend copy and paste this to your profille. :)
-If your first love was (or still is) a video game character, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you wished you live in the Mario Universe, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you look like a video game character, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you have the same name as a video game character, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you think that Peach and Bowser are NOT a couple, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you fail at Twilight Princess, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you say stupid things often, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you are anti-social, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you know what BEN is, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you think homework has no point to it, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you support these couples, copy and paste this to your profile.MarioXPeach LuigiXDaisy LinkXZelda
I would honestly love a hat like Link has from Legend of Zelda. Call me a nerd, but I think it is AWESOME! Currently playing Skyward Sword and LOVING IT! But I think Link was cuter when he was in Ocarina of Time 3DS version. Thats just me though. :3
Random Questions to Ask Yourself if Your Bored
What is the scariest video game boss you ever faced?
If you could have one piece of the Triforce, what piece would it be? (Power, Wisdom, Courage)
Would you rather kiss Dimentio or O'Chunks?
Do you think you will buy a WiiU or stick with a Wii?
Do you think Gigyas from Earthbound looks like a fetus? (unborn baby)
Do you belive in the Lavender Town Tone? (Music from Poke'mon that caused around 200 kids in Japan to commit suicide)
Would you rather be Mario or Luigi?
Who is your favorite video game antonganist?
Who is better, King Boo or Bowser? *cough King Boo cough*
Is BEN real or fake? (BEN is a ghost that haunts a Majora's Mask game)
Is Link's outfit awesome or super awesome?
Would New Super Mario Brothers Wii be more intersting if it had donuts? (Duh!)
Link's Rules for Life
Don't screw up.
There are no 1Ups in the real world, so don't do anything to stupid.
If somebody asks you to chose between socks and clothes for Christmas, chose money.
If your favorite video game character suddenly becomes real, kidnap him before the fangirls do.
The answer is always SUPER MARIO! Got that?
Don't read to many creepy pastas before bed.
If you think that you are a video game character born into the real world, keep it to yourself and keep dreaming.
Don't say "Huh?" or "What?" a lot or people will think you are mentally retarded.
If you see a scarecrow is Legend of Zelda, don't talk to it. Trust me just DON'T. Their gay.
If your dating somebody, but your heart isn't in it, then admit it to the person and don't stay in the relationship.
Get a pet. They will make you so much happier.
Donate to animal shelters/rescue. Animals like cats and dogs are being killed everyday because of abuse.
That is all I can think of.
Erm. I just realized somthing kinda creepy. I am pretty much exactly like Link from Legned of Zelda, except i'm not a guy.
My name is Link.
We both have more or less blonde hair.
We both have blue eyes.
I look FABULOUS in green.
When we ar'nt smiling we make the same kind of frown face. (if you know what I mean)
Know that "HIYAA!" sound he makes? I made that sound a few times and it sounds just like him. No kidding dudes.
Friends are a nice thing to have... Skull kid, Majora's Mask
Pfft, Whatever. Me :D
Tres' Chic, no? (French for "very stylish, bitch"!) Link, Fair Haired Adventure Seekers (Fan Comic Strip)
Have at you! Mr. L, Super Paper Mario
You have met with a terrible fate, haven't you? Happy Mask Salesman, Majora's Mask
Who's the cool guy now?!? - Porkey (Pokey) Earthbound
Come and get me loser!! Spankety Spankety Spankety!!! -Pokey Earthbound
Well, exuuuuusee ME, princess!! - Link, The Legend of Zelda Cartoon
To Do List:
Stop reading creepy pastas
Ditto with creepy video game music
Brake the fourth wall (somehow)
STOP LISTENING TO LAVENDER TOWN THEME!!!!
BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN
LAVENDER TOWN LAVENDER TOWN LAVENDER TOWN LAVENDER TOWN LAVENDER TOWN LAVENDER TOWWWWWWN
TAILS DOLL TAILS DOLL TAILS DOLL TAILS DOLL TAILS DOLL TAILS DOLL TAILS DOLL TAILS DOLL TAILS DOLL
SKYWARD SLAYER SKYWARD SLAYER SKYWARD SLAYER SKYWARD SLAYER SKYWARD SLAYER SKYWARD SLAYER
I was bored. I wrote the Skyward Slayer creepypasta ALL BUY MYSELF! Tee hee! Don't you have better things to do than look at my profile?!?!
Ways to Annoy Dimentio:
Slenderman ( )
Fruit Ninja ( )
Supah Smash Broders ( )
Stalker Santa (X)
Gender Swap (X)
My Little Pony ( )
Target ( )
In a Elevator (X)
King Boo's Underwere ( )
Murder at the Mansion 2 (X)
Mario Highschool ( )
Monster ( )
Koopaling: Iggy Koopa
Mario Villan: King Boo
Plumber: Luigi (WELL DUH!!)
Guy With Sword: Link
Pink Puffball: Kirby (Jigglypuff sucks!)
Princess: Peach or Zelda
Brawl Characters: Luigi, Link, Kirby, Peach, and Mario. (and sometimes Zelda)
Mario Kart Characters: Daisy, King Boo, Dry Bones, and Rosalina. (They need to put the Koopalings in Mario Kart)
Food: HOT WINGS!!! (so hot your tounge burns to a crisp!)
Mario Enemy: Boo (I think their cute ;3)
Boo name in Luigi's Mansion: Gameboo Advance
Zelda Game: Majora's Mask (:D) (BEN is coming...)
Sword: MASTER SWORD!
Video Game Anime: Pokemon (Havn't watched it in years... the Zelda and Mario ones are downright weird)
Sound: CHARMANDER (It's a sound! Don't judge)
Song: Monster (Meg and Dia)
Thingy: Missingno (IDK)
Creepy Video Game Song: Lavender Town
Video Game Song: Song of Storms/ Song of Time (HAIL ZELDA!)
Now for the profile of moi!
I'll add more later...
WHY I DON'T SUPPORT BOWSER AND PEACH PAIRING!! BEFORE I START: This is MY opinion. I wont hate if you like the pairing, but here are reasons why it wont work!
Reason One: Bowser is a GIANT TURTLE!!! Think about it.
Reason Two: Peach always yells "Help me!"
Reason Three: If you read Mario Wiki, it says Mario is to Peach's as Luigi is to Daisy's.
List five Mario Characters you like, and five Mario characters you don't
4.King Boo :)
7.Roy Koopa :(
Would you trust 3 and 6 with a chainsaw?
No. There both crazy people
6 says he/she loves you, what do you do?
I would smack him, and tell him to lay off the crack.
You notice that 10 and 5 have been in that hotel room for more than a few hours, what do you think?
No. Rosalina, you can do SO much better.
9 and 8 go on a date together.
Toad and DK are gay?
1 goes with 4 to the mall. Would they go into the same store together.
Scroll down to the end of this paragraph,
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.
his is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
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