Phil is a resident of Bellingham, Washington. He specializes in "Xena: Warrior Princess" stories with an emphasis on Gabrielle-Joxer romantic comedy. While he has written a couple of "alternative" stories he does not subscribe to the idea that Xena and Gabrielle are lesbians, and will have nothing to do with rabid Joxer haters ("Joxerphobes"), who are a blight on XWP fandom. Many of his stories are set in a variant storyline that ignores "The Way" and all succeeding episodes of XWP. 

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1. Blind Date reviews

When someone sets Reginald Barclay up on a date with Ro Laren, the results are predictable - or are they? First published right here!

StarTrek: The Next Generation - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-12-03 - Published: 9-12-03

2. We Have a Vampire Problem reviews

The gas station attendant was only kidding...

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-12-03 - Published: 9-12-03

3. Starlighting reviews

Dr. McCoy is lost in the past again, so Kirk and Spock enlist Blue Moon Investigations to help find him. A Moonlighting crossover story. This was my very first fan fiction story, back in the days when there was no Internet or World Wide Web.

StarTrek: The Original Series - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-12-03 - Published: 9-12-03

4. There's Subtext, and There's reviews

Xena's love life takes a few unusual twists.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 9-10-03

5. The 155Word Uber Story With the Worst Pun Ever reviews

Joan of Arc meets a new recruit for her army.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-8-03 - Published: 9-8-03

6. The Valentine

Gabrielle comes to an understanding with Joxer about their feelings for each other following Eternal Bonds.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-8-03 - Published: 9-8-03

7. A Tragedy of Eros

Xena has to calm down a brokenhearted Joxer and keep Gabrielle from hurting him further without revealing his love for the bard following A Comedy of Eros.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-8-03 - Published: 9-8-03

8. Between the Foul Lines

Tom and Nancy Seaver make a surprising discovery the evening after the fourth game of the 1969 World Series.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-8-03 - Published: 9-8-03

9. Working Overtime reviews

Hades complains about all the extra work fan fiction writers give him. One of my earliest stories.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-8-03 - Published: 9-8-03

10. The Amazon Queen's New Clothes

Gabrielle is arrested by the Amazon Fashion Police. One of my earliest stories.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-8-03 - Published: 9-8-03

11. Walk a Mile in My Shoes »

Gabrielle learns what it's like to be Joxer for a day. First in the Outside the Lines series.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,440 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-8-03 - Published: 9-8-03

12. Four Against the Darkness »

Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer acquire an unlikely ally in a struggle against Dahak and Alti. Part of the Outside the Lines series.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,784 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-8-03 - Published: 9-8-03

13. The Dangling Conversation

Joxer discovers he was chasing the wrong Amazon. Follows "Lyre, Lyre, Hearts on Fire."

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-8-03 - Published: 9-8-03

14. You May Bow » reviews

What if Joxer really had become the God of War? Based on Ten Little Warlords. Part of the Outside the Lines series.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-8-03 - Published: 9-8-03

15. Xeenie Babies reviews

Gabrielle is caught up in the latest craze.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-1-03 - Published: 9-1-03

16. Solstice Nocturne

Xena and Gabrielle can't get home for Solstice, but they still manage to spend it with family.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-1-03 - Published: 9-1-03

17. Gabrielle and Callisto reviews

Gabrielle has a job to do before she can return to the living world.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-1-03 - Published: 9-1-03

18. Faith, Hope and Love

Joxer has faith that Gabrielle is still alive. Xena hopes to rescue her. Love proves to be the most potent force of all.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-1-03 - Published: 9-1-03

19. The Reneé O'Connor Show reviews

Imagine if "Xena: Warrior Princess" had been a sitcom...

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-1-03 - Published: 9-1-03

20. Expressions of Pity

Xena and Gabrielle discover that pity is a lethal weapon to the spirit.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-1-03 - Published: 9-1-03

21. Her Majesty's Personal Piper

Joxer miscalculates again...

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-1-03 - Published: 9-1-03

22. Callisto Meets the Powerpuff Girls reviews

Callisto takes a left turn at the City of Townsville on her way back to Xena's dimension from the in-between realm Hercules left her in. Special guest star: Johnny Bravo.

Powerpuff Girls - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-1-03 - Published: 9-1-03

23. Payback Time » reviews

Xena attempts to rescue a man she marooned ten years before.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-1-03 - Published: 9-1-03