Hey everyone! My name is Diana, as you can probably tell I'm practically in love with the characters of X-Files and Hannibal, especially Clarice and Scully. It might have something to do with the fact that they're both redheads... hmm... anyway, I love writing, and I hope you enjoy my writing. I don't really get very inspired lately but I'm trying my hardest to start a new X-Files... it's especially hard since it has been a while since I watch the show, but what can I say? Once a Phile, always a Phile! Peace.

My favorite movies are:

Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Far From Heaven, Dogville, Moulin Rouge, Evolution, Laws Of Attraction, Ocean's 11, Ocean's 12, Fight The Future,Entrapment, every single Julia Roberts movie except Pelican Brief, ooh, and especially Conspiracy Theory. Every Julianne Moore movie. Every Catherine Zeta-Jones movie. Every Nicole Kidman movie. Every Sandra Bullock movie. Especially Practical Magic, which has both Sandra and Nicole in it. : ) I love them all. And yes, I'm obsessed with Julianne Moore.

I've seen some people do this, so I thought I might do it, too. This are some X-File-isms!

Skinner: "Your lying is on record, Agent Scully."
Scully: "And what about yours?"
Skinner: "On my desk is the pathology and forensics report
for the body found in Mulder's apartment. Now you have to
answer for yourself in five hours. As you compound the lies
you compound the consequences for them."
Scully: "All lies lead to the truth, isn't that right?"

Scully: "Ever thought seriously about dying?"
Mulder: "Yeah, once, when I was at the ice capades."

Mulder: "...Witnesses described them as primitive-looking
men with red, piercing eyes. Became known as the
'mothmen.' I got an X-File dating back to 1952 on it."
Scully: "What would that be filed next to, the Cockroach That
Ate Cincinnati?"
Mulder: "No, the Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati is in the
'C's; Mothmen's over in the 'M's."

Mulder: "You know, I hear that the best way to regenerate body
heat is to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with someone
else who's already naked."
Scully: "Well, if it starts raining sleeping bags, you might get
lucky."

Scully: "Is there anything that you don't believe in, Mulder?"

Frohike: So, Mulder, where's your little partner?
Mulder: She wouldn't come. She's afraid of her love for you.
Frohike: She's tasty.
Mulder: You know Frohike, it's men like you that gives perversion a
bad name.

Mulder: Hey Frohike. Can I borrow those?
Frohike: If I can have Scully's phone number.

Scully: (all the time she was getting abducted) help!

Mulder: Brought you a present... Superstars of the Superbowls.
Scully: I knew there was a reason to live.

Scully: I mean, there's nothing odd about...
(toads start falling from the sky)
Mulder: So, lunch?
Scully: Mulder, toads just fell from the sky!
Mulder: Guess their parachutes didn't open. You were saying somthing
about this place not feeling odd?

Scully: According to the briefing, prisoners escaped by hiding in a
laundry cart.
Mulder: I don't think the guards are watching enough prison movies.

(I know you're getting pretty bored with this if you're actually reading, but let me have my fun:smiles:)

Mulder: Check this out. My newest tool in the fight against crime.
$49.95 at your local hardware store.
Scully: Neat trick. For your birthday I'll buy you a utility belt.

Scully: Nonsensical repetitive behavior is a common trait of mental
illness.
Mulder: Trying to tell me something?

Scully: The tread looks like a standard military boot...men's...size 8
1/2.
Mulder: 8 1/2! That's pretty impressive, Scully!
Scully: Well, it says so right on the bottom.
Mulder: Oh...

Alright, I'm done for now! Peace!

If you want to chat my MSN is kdiana88@hotmail.com, and my AIM is DeceitfulWhisper, so if you're bored or something or have any ideas for a fic, you know...

I really like getting reviews, even if they're negative, it helps me better my writing, so if you read any of my stories please please please take the time to review evenif you didn't like it.