GiraffeMiss
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since: 11-18-12, id: 4369142, Profile Updated: 03-10-13
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

Hey Everybody!! :) your on my profile page:D

Heres the links for

Dancing Queen :

Max's solo outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=68438532

1) Have you ever been asked out?

No.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

The Internet

3) What's your middle name?

Rose.

4) Your current relationship status?

Single and Pretty Happy.

5) Does your crush like you back?

I don’t Know.

6) What is your current mood?

Bored.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Uhhh Black and White Striped with Lace trim.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

A green V-neck shirt.

9) Missing something?

My Friend The Banana ;D.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Third Grade. I was really mean in third grade.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A Giraffe or a bird.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Maybe a couple.

13) Something you do a lot?

Read.

14) The song stuck in your head?

I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Harry Potter and Ezio for Life.

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

I don’t know anyone with the same B-day.

17) When was the last time you cried?

I Can't remember.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes. I was kinda good……….. I think

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

To Fly..

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Their Personality.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

A Hot Cocoa

22) What's your biggest secret?

Why would you need to know

23) Favorite color?

Lime green, Orange, and Yellow

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Only when there’s nothing on

25) What are you?

Excuse me? What are you saying?

26) Do you speak any other language?

Than what. Just kidding I speak French

27) What's your favorite smell?

Chocolate Chip cookies Baking

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Adventurous or Epic

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope!

30) What are you thinking about right now?

I don’t really know.

31) What should you be doing?

Studying .

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My mom

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Not really.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Im pretty happy with my last name. But Ride would be pretty awesome

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

No

36) What is your natural hair color?

Brunette

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

My friend

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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk

10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat

11. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is To Go

12. Sing Along at the opera

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom

17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running and screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go"

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, post this on your profile and make somebody smile!

If you are insane and proud to be that way then copy and paste this into your profile

The girl you just called fat, she's overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly, she spends hours putting makeup on.

The boy you just tripped, He is abused enough at home.

That guy you just made fun of for crying,his mother is dying'

Remember to always be strong. Stand up to who ever is being mean to you and say "I'm A Fighter!! So stop bullying!"

Funny Rejections:

Guy: Where have you been all my life?

Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?

Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?

Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put i at the beginning and u at the end.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.

Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: I know how to please a woman

Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me

Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous

Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven

Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you

Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out

Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if you're a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open up your Ipod and go to the song list. 2. Hit shuffle. 3. Write in the title of the song that comes up for question to one, hit next song, fill in that one for 2, and so on and so forth. (Changed the rules a bit.. :P)

Opening Credits: Concrete Angel by Martina McBride

Waking Up: Pool Mashup:Just The Way You Are/Just a dream by The Barden Bellas (Pitch Perfect)

First Day At School: The Edge Of Glory by Lady gaga

Falling In Love: Lights by Ellie Goulding (kinda makes sense)

Fight Song: Smile by Avril Lavigne

Breaking Up: Sk8ter Boi by Avril Lavigne

Prom night: Titanium by David Guetta & Sia

Life: Sexy and I Know it by LMFAO (hahaa)

Mental Breakdown: Marry You by Bruno Mars (WTH?)

Driving: Teenage Dream by Katy Perry

Flashback: Brick By Boring Brick by Paramore

Getting back together: 4 Real by Avril Lavigne

Wedding: Hot by Avril Lavigne

Birth of Child: We are Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift (apparently im a single mom)

Final Battle: Born This Way by Lady Gaga

Funeral Song: The A Team by Ed Sheeran

Final Credits: Please Dont Stop The Music by The Treblemakers (pitch perfect)


1. Dancing Queen reviews
Maximum Ride Just a girl who loves dancing Fang Walker An international popstar Max makes dancing her top priority while Fang made singing his. Max is certain she doesnt have time for love. Will they fall in love or will they just not connect?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-9-13 - Max & Fang
2. Misinterpreted » reviews
"Max, i love you" "Fang, i'm sorry but i don't want a boyfriend." "well, would this change your mind?" he pulled me in and kissed me. i grabbed his hair and he pulled me in, deepening the kiss. it was pouring and i was supposed to be shopping with Ella but i didn't care. all i cared about was this moment. . *no wings* rated T cause i'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-9-13 - Published: 11-19-12 - Max & Fang