Howdydoodlydoo! I'm sad! Do you know why I'm sad? *pauses dramaticly* Well....I don't know. Doesn't that mean anything to you?! You killed Sirius! I KEEL YOU! Oh......Your not Bellatrix? Okay. I KEEL YOU'S ANYWAY! WITH A SHOVEL! Like the guy in Secret Window! Only that was creepier......YOU STOLE MY KITTY LITTER! THE KITTY LITTER THAT SMELLED NICE AND FRESH AND......MARJAUNA! WHEEEEEEEE!

My Fav. Anime Show: Rurouni Kenshin
YYH
Inuyasha
.hack/
Wolf's Rain

Fav. Characters:KURAMA!(YYH)
Remus! (HPduh)
Sirius!
James!
Praticly ever body in Harry Potter except Snape and Gilderoy. They scare me.....and Peter sucks too! Not as a kid though!
Kenshin (RK)
Kenji (RK)
Soujiro (RK)
Marik (YGO)
Bakura (YGO)
Misao (RK)
Aoshi (RK)
Seto Kaiba (YGO)
Sanosuke (RK)
Hiei (YYH)
Hiko (RK)
Tomoe (RK)
Okita (RK)

REMUS LUPIN IS ALL POWERFUL! HE KEEL YOU TOO!

Remus: Did Kurama give you drugs again?

Oh course not. Just this nice *pwetty* flower! *sniffs the flower deeply and sighs with crazed look in her eyes.*

QUOTES:

"That should be in the quotes! No that should be in the quotes! Evvvverrrything should be in the quotes!" -Taji&Me

"Sanosuki of the juuuuunnngggllle!" -Kenshin cast, while river dancing

"If you want taste the ground, feel free to attack me." -Kenshin

"Friends are just a crutch for the weak." -Hiei

"Sessha's got the magic, yeah, sessha's got the magic with Clorox!" "Bleach." "...bleach." -Taji Yokaze&Me

"I HAVE STUFF IN MY HAIR!" -Kurama

"Aw shucks! I wanted to build a house!" -Kurama

^_^ *nods* -Soujiro

"Here Yami! I baked these chocolate cookies for you!" "I HATE CHOCOLATE COOKIES! AND I HATE YOU!" "I thought you loved me!" -Marik&YamiYugi

Kohana: Kenji, do something funny.
Kenji: ...o.o...

"Look I have toes and they clean things!" -Taji

"EEP!" -Chibi Bakura

"See, I'm kinda dead right now." -Angela

"Hilighters are good........to eat." -Margrett

"I burn things.......including you." -Yami Kohana

"My dog died. I threw a stick at him and it hit him in the head and then I poured water on him and he drowned." -Some guy at CCD.

"I, Misao Makimachi, see no compelling reason to give my name to villians like you!" -Misao

"FOOLS!" -Marik

"You see, when you sit down your pockets die." -Taji

"Looks like we found a maze in maze castle." -Hiei

"You people don't know how to defend the nation." -Dad

"None of us are hiding Sirius Black under are cloaks! Go!" -Remus Lupin

Kurama: All the while we were thinking you were a brilliant strategist. Really your just a lucky fool.
Yusuke: Hey! Wait. What's a strategist?
Kurama: Someone who uses their brain.

"Let us go....to the ball."-Snape while wearing a pink dress.

"Look at me! I'm a fairy!"-my friend impersonation Dumbledore.

"I'm the....Hanukah elf!"-Me at Frank's Pizza after we had seen Secret Window holding up the pizza cutter menacingly.

"WE LIKE DA MOON!"-Pokeman

"Sometimes I have up days and down days. But today I'm not going anywhere."-me

"We're da Newsies!"-Me and my friends.

SOBIECHOSKI! SOBIECHOSKI! Sobiechoski was a person. No wait she was godzilla! Or maybe she was just a sobie! But she was still....SOBIECHOSKI! SOBIECHOSKI! Burninating the hallways! Burninating the students! Burnanating all the teachers! AND THE STAFFROOM COOKIES! AND THE STAFFROOM COOKIES!-Me, Taji, and Elizabeth.

"Now it's time to meet your new *friends.*" My science teacher right before she handed out the worms we were supposed to disect. (It's cruel!)

"If you're on time, your late."-Mr. Arnold.

"There's a bluebird on my shoulder! Would you please kill it! It's pecking out my eyes!"-me

"We newsies eat newspapers for breakfast!"-me

"Read or die!"-Elizabeth

"Contamination!" -Joanne

"Hi! I'm a physco freak! I'll give you 10 seconds to run."-me

"PLASTIC! I HATE PLASTIC! TO THE EXTREME!"-my sister.

"It's all the magic of Ronald Mcdonald!"-Sirius

"Shing, shing a shong. Make it happy. Make it shimple. Shing, shing a shong. Put shome eyebrows in and a face or two. To liten up your daaaaayyy!"-Angela singing at Sirius's funeral. (how you put a face on a song? The world may never know.)

"J.K. Rowling has a dimadome under the quicksand!"-Taji

"I do believe in faries!"-Remus after eating to much sugar.

"Let's all hold hands and sing it's a small world after all."-my dad.

"Yellow is contaminated!"-my sister.

"If you smell the magical flowers you'll turn into one!"-Angela.

"If you guys don't shut-up I'll get out my flamethrower."-me at my sister's birthday party.

"J.K. Rowling is going to murder us!"-me and Taji.

"Killing people is all part of children's literature."-J.K. Rowling.

"Your invited to Johnny Depp's Funeral!"-Me, Taji, and Joanne to random people in the hallway of our school.

"Number Rage! RRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!"-Taji and me.

"We're goning backwards in time! muuuuuuuuaaaa!"-Angela.

"We're stuck under the bench!"-Taji and me laying under the bench in the backyard.

"We heard a kitty and we said Ah!"-Angela.

"Mammamia! My mustache is going to fall off! Along with my hat!"-Angela

Gilderoy Lockhart: I'm Gilderoy Lockhart, and I'm having an affair with EVERYONE!
Severus Snape:(speaking completly without feeling.) I thought we had something special. (Cries Snape-ish way.)
Gilderoy: Oh, don't cry Snivellu-Severus! We do have something special! Remember, I'm the only one who gives you fruit cake with real fruit!
Snape: Oh yes. I remember now. Yum.
(Long pause)
Gilderoy: YAY!

"Sadly more stupider."-Me and Taji.

"You have disappointed me! And nobody disappoints Mrs. Nick!"-Me, Taji, and Angela were the only ones that laughed after our principal said this.

Kathryn(my sister): Who's your favorite Mario Kart character?
Me: Bowser cause he eats people!

"ANGELA! EAT YOUR FRIES!"-My sister, my mom, and me forcing Angela to eat Mcdonalds fries.

"MY SHOES ARE AAAAAALLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!"-me.

"Specialecialecial!"-Taji, Angela, and me.

"Don't turn on the lights or the tram will run you over!"-Taji and me.

Kohana: I have brains inside my head!
Yami Kohana:(sarcasticly) No. You have Kangaroos inside your head.
Kohana: Really?

"Kenshin is married to batman!"-Taji and her cousin.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE RADIO INSIDE MY HEAD IS KILLING ME!"-Kurama

There's a monster in the backseat!"-me and Angela.

"The sleeping bag hunter!"-me and Taji tackling sleeping bags at my sleepover.

Marik: The cheesedoodles are going to blow up the world and then we'll be not alive!
Kohana: Don't you mean dead?
Marik:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOyes.

"BEWARE THE WRATH OF STEVE IRWIN!Because.....HE'S MENTAL!"-me.

"Hide the silverware. Youko Kurama is coming."-me.

"When have you girls started talking back to me?"-Angela's maother after we said it was 4:02 and not 4:00.

"Since there's only room for the two of usRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!"-me while tackling my friend.

"Paco blows in the wind!"-my dad telling a scary story and doing weird hand movements.

"First my sister wants to take over the world, now she's dancing to mexican music in the bathroom."-my sister.

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! Loops! Fruit Loops! Gooey taste in every bite! Taste the gooeyness! Taste!"-me

"Yes I have a very large guinea pig. It goes, WHEEEEEEEEEEE! It has many many problems."-Taji

"I'm so sad I can't spell! Whaa! That's not crying! It sounds like...a...a....an indian guy!"-me

"See the crazyness! Well you can't see so feel the crazyness! FEEL THE DRAMA OF MY LIFE!"-me

"Who am I? Well I'm the candy man and the candy man CAN! GGGRRRRRRR!"-Taji

"Stag! Stag! BOOM! Oh no! Bambi's dad died! Must have been the baked beans...."-me

GRRRRRR! DIE!-Elisabeth

Stuff From Snape and Gilderoy's Love Confession's Tape:

Gilderoy:I'm a drunken Gilderoy! Whoohoo! Me and Snape are drunk so we're gunna go off....being drunk....and Sirus Black and Remus Lupin are gunna sing you a very very nice happy song called now Harry's dead.
*
Sirius: Hello, I'm Sirius Black.
Remus: And I'm Remus Lupin!
Sirius: And Harry sorta jumped into the Hogwarts lake....
Remus: ...and got eaten by a giant squid? Do squids even have mouths?
Sirius: I don't know.....
Remus: But the point is!
Both: Now Harry's dead. Now Harry's dead. Now Harry's dead!
Harry: I'm right here!
Both: Don't listen to the kid with the scar, he's just lying, lalalalala!
Remus: He didn't see the squid coming! He didn't see the squid coming! And it ate him! But they don't have mouths!
Sirius: Yes but they have very long and sharp teeth...
Remus: But they don't have mouths!
Sirius:....coming out of there eyeballs.
Harry: I'm right here you idiots!
Sirius: No your not you idiots!
Harry: You can't say idiots! That's plural and I'm not plural! I'm singular!
Sirius: *sings.* He's singular! All alone!
Remus: In the dark!
Sirius: Without a phone!
Remus: Or a flashlight!
Sirius: Or a dog!
Remus: Or batteries!
Sirius; I like dogs!
Remus: No you don't!
Sirius: Yes I do!
Remus: Well....You just gotta have ffffrrrrrriiiiiieeeeeeeennnnndddddssssssss!
Sirius: Nooooooooooooooo!
Remus: Yeeeessssss! You just gotta have friends! You just-ahhhhhhhhhh!
Sirius: Now Lupin's dead. Now Lupin's dead. Now Lupin's dead. I stabbed him with a trading card from the Yu-gi-oh starting deck! LALALALA! The end. Bye.

And Sirius jumped over the moon.....

Sirius: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

.....the full moon.....

Remus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sirius: Woof Woof!

Remus: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!

James: Stag! Stag!

Peter: Squeak of a rat!

Dumbledore: Baaaaaaaaa.
*
Gilderoy: Well we're back from being drunk (laughs drunkingly) so we're gunna like....sing....(laughs again with snape laughing in the background) We didn't even drink alchohal....we drank peaches!
Snape: (laughs weirdly)
Gilderoy: I like muffins but i said that already so let's have a party in an old caravan with a gypsy's. Whoo hoo.
Snape: Ha.
Gilderoy: (in a dark voice) That's funny.
*
Some Guy: Welcome to Alchohal Anoymonus. Please state your name and stuff.
Gilderoy: (laughs merrily)I'm Gilderoy Lockhart and I'm a failer-I mean I'm so happy! (shakes microphone which sounds like someone beating a tin can.) Oh no people are chuking rocks at us! Help!
Some Guy: This meeting....IS OVER!
*
Gilderoy: Now we're going to sing a song called Snvillus to tht tune of Santa Fe from the Newsies.
Meghan AKA Taji: You stole my Newsies Emily!
Emily AKA Kohana: I did?.....(sobs hystaricly)
Gilderoy: Ahem Shut-up. Now I'm Gilderoy and I'm going to sing cause I'm pretty. (sings) Snivillus?
Snape: Yes.
Gilderoy: Are you there?
Snape: I don't know.
Gilderoy: Do you swear you won't forget me?
Snape: I don't swear.
Gilderoy: If I asked you would you let me come and stay?
Snape: I don't live anywhere.
Gilderoy: Are you getting any younger?
Snape: How dare you!
Gilderoy: or prettier?
Snape: (in Arnold's voice) Snape is not pretty.
Gilderoy:But before my dying day!
Snape: I wish you would die.
Gilderoy: I want Snape!
Snape: Oh god.
Gilderoy: And Dumbledore!
Snape: DUMBLEDORE!?
Gilderoy: But Snivillus don't walk out the door!
Snape: There's a door? I can escape!?
Gilderoy: Snivillus save a place for meeeeee!
DOOR SLAM! BOOM!
Gilderoy: (sobs) Oh Snivillus! I'm so sad. At least I have dear old Dumbles!
*
Sirius: Hello. I'm Sirius Black. Again. Contray to popular belief I did not kill Remus Lupin. (sobs) It was an accident! And I didn't mean to kill him with this trading card form the Yu-gi-oh starting deck! It-it never happened! Yup. I didn't kill him. It was the goat. I blame the goat. The goats are everywhere! Anyway....Are next song is....why am I hosting this?...anyway...are next song is Severus Snape singing just the way you are by Billy Joel. It's actually Snape's inner self.....because he has a different voice......so we assume it is his inner self. Okay? Okay. That's good. Bye bye.
*
(Let's just skip the song becuase it's very long and I don't feel like typing it out!)
(After the song)
Gilderoy: Um....the was lovely Severus....really....just lovely....(sobs) You need singing lessons! It's so sad! I cry weridly...it's not a word....wooo...wooooooo...Mugsy has come to steal our treasure.
*
Hey it's like a person cause that's what I am and we're going to have commercials now. Thatwasblaimmacklllyasfdja. Now time for for commercials! Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala! La! Commercials!
*
Sirius: Come to Sirius Black's Tavern. Just come. You'll understand.
Woof! Woof!
AWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
Stag! Stag!
Squeak of a rat!
*
Some random girl: I've been having these dreams. There is a man. He reaches out to me.....and gives me a box. Inside the box is a pig. I named her Josie. Problem is she blew up(pause)the world.
Random Person#1: If you've been having these dreams, get car insurance. It really helps. Get it. We're poor!
Random Person#2: We need braces! And the nice man in the trench coat said so.
Aoshi Shinomori from Rurouni Kenshin: I didn't say that.
*
Sirius: Need a new pair of shifty eyes? Well come to Sirius Black's tavern. Just come. You'll understand.
Woof Woof!
AWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
Stag!Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag! He's a stag! His name is James Potter and he's a stag if you didn't understand before cause you're stupid!
SQUEAK OF A RAT!
Rap Rap Rap! Raaaaap.
*
Fudge: Have you been hearing this sound latetly. A sound like:(insert random weird sound here) Well you may have Lord Voldemort stuck in the back of your car. If this is in fact what has happened. to. you.
Dumbledore: (crazed) JUST GET HIM OUT OF THE CAR! HE'S GONNA KILL YOU ALL! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fudge: Don't listen it's a trap! No. You need to call 1-800-Ministry of Magic.1-800-Ministry of Mag-STOP TRYING TO GRAB THE STUPID MICROPHONE!
Dumbledore: EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT FUDGE IS JUST....A FREAK! I'M DUMBLEDORE YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME!
Fudge: Ahem. Anyway. If you can not call 1-800-Ministry of Magic. (say's it all irish) That's 1-800-Minisrti of majick!
Some Random Leprecon: Ha ha ha ha! He's Irish!
Fudge: No that was more like mexican anyways, get a crowbar and some crows and tell them to go to the bar. Then hit yourself over the head with the crowbar and that way Voldemort will think your dead. Then he will be like, "You are dead!" and he won't kill you. Although sometimes he has strange moments where he kills dead things, because he's from Mercury. Mercury. March. March of the sailors. The end. Why do I say the end? Cause it's the end of another happy tale of didgital sound prosessing.
Dumbledore: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HE'S CRAZY! LISTEN TO ME! (laughs evilly) I'M DUMBLEDORE! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fudge: Poor Dumbles. He escaped from St. Mungo's Hospital. hoooooooooooooooo.
Dumbledore: (cackles)
Fudge: This commercial is very very very very very very very very very long. So we're just going to kill the goat man and run away. Goodbye.
Dumbledore: (cackles more)
*
Gilderoy: Heeeeeeelllllo! Back to Gilderoy!(sings) Everyone loves Gilderoy! He's pretty! and he's happy! and he's.....nice! Your going to buy all the things that Gilderoy makes. Buy all my books, Magical me, and your going to buy all my children's toys. Your going to buy my hair porducts-
(tape ends side one)
(tape begins side two)
Snape: Gilderoy sorta died, but his hair products do really work! I know. My hair was all greasy people made fun of it and then, he gave me his hair porducts.....and it worked!
Gilderoy: (sings something that no one can understand.) I'm not dead anymore. I mean you'd think Snape would be more sad about my death it's very disturbing.
Snape: Abuhbuhbuh! I have hair products too you know. It's called greasy hair and you just take the grease and put it all over your hair and then it's done. The end. Why do we keep saying that Gilderoy?
Gilderoy: (sobs) I don't know!
Snape: Well.
Gilderoy: Oh look it's a mermaid.

Gilderoy and Severus are happily married! Yesh! Happily.....sure.....

Now go away or I shall eat you! Well I'd keel you first and then I shall eat you! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I hate you people! You won't review my stories! I knew it! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU BELLATRIX! *tackles coathanger and bites it's head off.....if they have heads.....* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AVADA KEDAVRA!