I EDIT ALL STORIES, AS LONG AS THEY DO NOT BORE ME TO DEATH. (Romance/Hurt Comfort)

I wrote the Cat Hunger Games.

I also wrote the Celebrity Hunger Games.

Yes, I wrote several Pokemon stories.

I do not own Pokemon or the Hunger Games. Game Freak and Suzanne Collins do that. I only make entertaining parodies.

Some of my stories are comedy, some are not. I prefer comedy because people don't complain about bad writing.

I'm epic, get used to it.

Like my stories? Write a review!

Have an idea? PM me!

Have an unused Pokemon you created? Send me the info and your Pokemon might be in my new region!

I have a roblox account. It is named bobpokeninja.

Honey boo boo wants her cheese balls!

I won't update my books unless I get reviews.

I got the writing skillz that killz.

I have readers from USA, Canada, India, Guam, Jordan, New Zealand, Netherlands, Germany, Finland, Spain, Paraguay, Ireland, Belgium, and more!

Bands/People I resent: Maroon 5, Justin Beiber, Obama, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Brittney Spears.

Things/People I love: Hamburgers, Brownies, THE 49ERS!; Komodo Dragons, the Hunger Games trilogy, Pokemon, Roblox, and my buddies. :3

If I leave a negative review on your story, it is most likely for spelling and capitalization.

Thanks for reading my short but comprehensive review on molecules, compounds, and alloys!

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Have a Minecraft Server that you want to be popular? Message me the IP and I will try it out. If it is good, I may tell my friends about it.

You guys know Helen Zhu? I know I don't...

POKEMON CHALLENGE (Find your perfect team)
1. Find the letter of your first name. Go to http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/ and put it in the search box. Find the fifth (or last if less than five) Pokemon. i.e. Machoke for M.
2. Are you small, medium, or tall for your age? Are you light or heavy? Put this information in and choose the 7th Pokemon for that category. i.e. Heavy/Tall=Torterra.3. Choose the Pokemon type that is closest to your last name's first letter. (If 2, choose one) and then pick a random Pokemon. i.e. S=Steel=Genesect
4. Go back to the basic Pokedex and choose a random number between 10 and 640. Add the Pokemon to your team. i.e. 346=Cradily
5. Go into the Abilities section and find the Ability closest to your last name. i.e. Roberts=Rough Skin=Sharpedo
6. Take what you named your last character on Pokemon and type the name in until there are no Pokemon left. Remove a letter and choose the remaining Pokemon. i.e. Waffles=Walrein

Now assemble your team! i.e. Machoke, Torterra, Genesect, Cradily, Sharpedo, and Walrein. Enjoy!

Do you have people who offend a story due to grammar and punctuation, and their review looks like this V ?
"WUT THE HECK WAS THIS. LEARN TO USE GRAMMER." -Clueless noob
Uh yeah, I don't think a message like this is very effective.

TRY MY POLL!

Did you know that you can literally make these profile descriptions go on forever? >:D

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he convinced his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See the kid on the bench you just threw an apple at? His dad died of a heart disease.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

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Potato, potato!

-8 Reasons to Thank my Mother-
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

My quotes:

"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and make the world wonder how you did it."
"If you want to feed the trolls, feed them broccoli."
"When life gives you lemons, mix them with 20 pounds of sugar to make lemonade."
"If life's got you down, fight back with a sniper."
"It's great being the younger sibling because you can always annoy your older siblings."

Why America has some Issues

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

My sister once made fun of summer camps.

"Welcome to Hidden Brook Summer Camp, where children ages 12-18 can enjoy a peaceful 2-month experience deep in the Sierra Nevadas! The camp begins on June 15 and finishes on August 24. Here campers can fish in the famous Hidden Brook, kayak in Mystic Lake, swim in the welcoming waters, make arts and crafts, perform skits, write music under the quiet of the pines and make memories they will cherish for a lifetime, So hurry; register online fast before this wonderful camp is filled! You won't regret it. :) (P.S. Did we forget to mention that there are disappearing campers, freaky storms and something dark and forgotten lurking beneath the tranquil waters? Of course we did!)"

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Book Challenge!

Write 5 titles of books or video games with a character next to them.
1 Hunger Games-President Snow
2 Percy Jackson-Grover
3 Mario-Princess Peach
4 Twilight- Bella
5 Legend of Zelda- Ganondorf
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First, have #1 go out on a date with #5.
President Snow yelled, "AREN'T YOU GLAD WE'RE GAY?!?"

Second, #4 has to save #2 from #3's captivity.
"YOU WILL NEVER FREE THAT err, what's it called? Half man, half goat... I forget..." Princess Peach said maliciously. "I will save you just like I did with Edward's heart..." Bella said calmly. "CAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT!?!" Grover yelled.

Third, #5 is going skydiving with #4."You go first!" Bella yelled, trying to get the Dark Lord to hear over the noise of the chopper. "You like bratwurst???" Ganondorf responded. Bella facepalmed and jumped off-without her parachute.

#2 and #1 are Nazis trying to execute #3.
"You darn Jew!" Grover sneered. "You should all be dead..." President Snow yelled. Peach then did something that caught them unprepared. She jumped up over President Snow's head. She swiped her umbrella from no where in particular. She smacked both of them in the head and stole all of the money from their bank vault, and she left a note. "OWNED!"

Finally, they are all playing "telephone".
"The dark lord conquers all!" Ganondorf whispered to Grover. He passed on the message as: "The dark lord eats balls!" President Snow heard this and then said "The fart board bleats and mauls!" Peach heard this and whispered: "The art board is down some halls." Finally, Bella yelled "The smart sword cut some walls!"