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| Prosper-the-XVIII |
Author has written 51 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, James Bond, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Hunger Games, Grease, As Time Goes By, Casualty, Wreck-It Ralph, and Misc. Movies. Hello, people of the earth! My name is Prosper-the-XVIII, but you can call me Prosper. Or Ma'am, that works too. I am a lot of things, all of which show my weirdness level. The size of said level you can come to your own conclusions about. I am... a) A HUGE James Bond, Hunger Games, How to Train your Dragon, Grease and Harry Potter Fangirl. Favourite Actresses: Dame Judi Dench (always first. That woman is my bloody idol,) Helena Bonham-Carter, Stockard Channing, Kristen Wiig, Dame Maggie Smith, Sophia Vergara, Natalie Portman, Gillian Anderson, Whoopi Goldberg, Anne Hathaway, Dolly Parton, Mila Kunis and myself. Favorite Actors: Javier Bardem, Ben Whishaw, Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan (despite the innocent ABBA songs that he positively murdered in Mamma Mia. You sing or you play Bond. Pick one and stick with it.) Stanley Tucci, Mike Myers, Russel Crowe, Eddie Izzard, Sacha Baron Cohen, Geoffrey Palmer, Timothy Dalton and Jack Quaid Favorite Singers: Adele (obviously!) Katy Perry, The Script, Dappy, Sia, Little Mix, Rihanna Panic! At The Disco, Avril Lavigne, Don McLean, Lady GaGa, P!nk, Lucy Spraggan, Alicia Keys, the cast of Chicago/Grease/Les Miserables/Wicked, Dolly Parton, The Proclaimers (I've seen them in concert!!)and Biffy Clyro Favorite Songs: Skyfall, Another Way to Die, You Know My Name, Jolene, Girl On Fire, Last Night, American Pie, Hall of Fame, Heavy Metal Lover, No Regrets, Mr Cellophane, When You're Good To Mama, Cell Block Tango, We Both Reached For The Gun, Take it Off, We Go Together, Summer Nights, Let's Get Married, 'Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee', Javert's Suicide, At The End Of The Day, A Little Fall of Rain, Do You Hear The People Sing?, Who Am I, On My Own, I Dreamed A Dream, Look Down (both versions) Lovely Ladies and Master of the House Favorite Movies: Skyfall, Quantum of Solace, Casino Royale, Die Another Day, Licence to Kill, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, Harry Potter(s), How to Train your Dragon, The Hunger Games, Titanic, Despicable Me, Brave, Shrek the Third, Chicago, Wreck-It Ralph, Mr Stink, Grease, Austin Powers: Goldmember, Mrs Brown, The King's Speech, The Golden Compass, Oz the Great & Powerful, The Hobbit, Madagascar and Les Miserables (I want to put Mercury here as well purely as I a) love Freddie Mercury and b) love Sacha Baron Cohen but I haven't seen it yet to say) Favorite TV Shows Moone Boy, Being Eileen,The Big Bang Theory, Miranda, The Middle, Modern Family, Family Guy, Outnumbered, The Simpsons, Allo Allo, Father Ted, Casualty and As Time Goes By (I don't watch much TV. Just movies and sitcoms. Oh and ONE soap opera, but that's only weekly) MY FANDOMS & SHIPS James Bond- 00M, M/Silva, 00Fields, QxJust about anyone!! and SilvaxM (My main ship is 00M closely followed by M/Silva, though I am perhaps impartial to the odd bit of 00Q fluff) How to Train Your Dragon- Ruffcup Harry Potter- TonksxCharlie, Severva and Ronsy (Team Charlie!) Chronicles of Ancient Darkness- (I created this ship, but here goes...) Female!BalexTorak (Team Bale!) The Hunger Games- CaeFie, Marvniss (Team Marvel!) Grease- RizzoxKenickie (Team Kenickie!) Chicago- RoxiexAmos (TEAM AMOS ALL THE WAY!) Les Miserables- The Thenardiers are almsot definitely the best pairing in creation. (I am, however, Team Gavroche!) Glee- Klaine! They're SOOOO cute! (Team Blaine all the way!) Austin Powers- Mini-Me and Foxxy Cleopatra Casualty- Dixie/Jeff (However, Jamie is adorbz :D) Wreck-It Ralph- Hero's Cuties (Calhoun/Felix) Now for fictional favourites! Character (female): M (James Bond), Nymphadora Tonks (Harry Potter), Betty Rizzo (Grease), Effie Trinket (The Hunger Games) Dixie (Casualty), Priya Koothripali, Bernadette Walowitz and Amy Farrah Fowler (The Big Bang Theory), Foxxy Cleopatra (Austin Powers), Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun (Wreck-It Ralph) or Evelyn Greenslade (The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel) Character (male): Q (James Bond), Seneca Crane (The Hunger Games), Yoshi (Super Mario Bros), Jamie Collier (Casualty), Raj Koothripali (The Big Bang Theory), Fat Bastard (Austin Powers), Father Dougal McGuire (Father Ted), Fix-It Felix, Jr (Wreck-It Ralph) or Graham Dashwood (The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel) Villain: Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter), Theodora (Oz the Great & Powerful), The Wicked Witch of the West/Elphibah, Taffyta (Wreck-It Ralph), Goldmember (Austin Powers) or Raoul Silva (James Bond) Sidekick: Mini-Me (Austin Powers) or The Minions (Despicable Me) J K Rowling wrote a better love story in one chapter that Stephanie Meyer did in the entire Twilight saga. Raoul Silva and James Bond - still a better love story. In case it's escaped your notice somehow, I have an over-the-top obsession with M. The idiots who wrote the Skyfall screenplay can kill her off if they must - hell, they can even replace her with Voldemort if they really have to - but as long as there is blood in my veins and ideas in my head, that bloody stunning woman is never going to die ever. Ever wonder what happens to those people who mysteriously stop updating? It is a little known fact that 94% of people who mysteriously stop updating have been eaten by dragons. The other 6% are hiding in their bathtubs with a fire extinguisher. I HAVE A MINION *MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!* He is a frog I made and his name is Raoul the Evil Fanfic Froggy!!! Can you guess who I named him after??? I now also have Arnold who is a blind pygmy puff who is made from a massive pompom (I couldn't fine googly eyes and the hot glue gun, so until I do he's handicapped. Sorry, hon) SOME STUFF YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT ME!!! 1. I love Ben Whishaw. And Javier Bardem. And Jack Quaid. And Daniel Craig. And Pierce Brosnan. And Liam Hensworth. Why? Basically, if you take some mildly hot guy and stick him in James Bond or The Hunger Games, I fall in love with him, regardless of age. 2. Stanley Tucci is my birthday buddy!!! 3. My bestie is ILOVECHIPS 4. If I could pick my own name, I would be called Evelyn, Marion, Hattie, Euphemia, Emma, Em or Judith (I love names begginning with 'E' cuz the one I have already does!) 5. I die a little every time someone says the name 'Ralph Feinnes' 6. I have a thing about owls! And pugs. And Royal Doulton Weeping Union Jack bulldogs. 7. I give my favorite male characters in things stupid pet names. For me, Gollum is my Precious, Ron is Won-Won ( it just sounds o cute! sorry, Ron, but I'm calling you that, like it or not!) and Q is Q-Ty (read this aloud to understand it.) I'm still working on Marvel. 8. My level of sympathy for Silva is overwhelming. I just wanna give the guy a massive snuggle and take away all his pain. I also might get him a cat, but knowing him he'd probably blow it up. 9. I feel the same way for Gollum. I mean, his eyes are just the SWEETEST and so's he (well, when you get past the creepy double personality, Smëagol is adoreable) and everyone hates him which is sad :( 10. Not about me, but to say that something is 'well judi dench' actually makes sense. Click the link below if you don't believe me! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=judidench QUOTES I LOVE... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. -Miss Piggy An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. -Mahatma Gandhi I arrived in Hollywood without having my nose fixed, my teeth capped or my name changed. That is very gratifying to me. -Barbara Streisand Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. -Gwyneth Paltrow What could possibly go wrong? -Gobber, How To Train Your Dragon Al Qaeda in a nutshell - fantastically bossy people who like explosives. -Pete, Outnumbered Good. Because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur; a relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though wasted on me, seemed to appeal to that young woman I sent out to evaluate you. - M If I can't pronounce it, I don't want to eat it. - Muriel Donnelly, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Stop fishing for compliments and go to sleep. - Lionel, As Time Goes By These cows are small, but the ones out there are far away...small...far away! - Father Ted [in song] Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit! Comforter, philosopher...and lifelong shit! -Madame Thenardier, Les Miserables It was a murder but not a crime! - Chicago! How did you get into the church, Dougal? Was it like 'collect twelve crisp packets and become a priest'? - Father Ted Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls! -Father Jack, Father Ted I finished my apple! Soooo excited!! -Sue Heck, The Middle Okay, Manny you teach to swim by throwing him in the pool, but the dog gets swimming lessons? Gloria Pritchett, Modern Family FOR GODS SAKE YOU'RE EATING HAIR!! -Brian, Family Guy Hahahahahahaha! Rupert, chase me! -Stewie, Family Guy India is an assault on the senses. It's like a wave; resist and you go under, ride it out and you arrive at the others side. -Evelyn, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel I'm gay. Well, more in theory than practice. -Graham Dashwood, The Best Exotic marigold Hotel Mommy was very bad. -Raoul Silva, Skyfall Age is no guarantee of efficiency. -Q. Skyfall You might like to tell her your theory about there being no oil. Her lungs are full of it. I mean...why her Bond? She was just supposed to send you home. She worked in an office...collecting reports. Look how well your charm works, James. They'll do anything for you, won't they? How many is that now? You're removed from duty and suspended pending further investigation. You'll give whatever weapons you have to have these men and leave with them now. -M, Quantum of Solace Get in mah belly! -Fat Bastard, Austin Powers I love my brick! - Father Jack, Father Ted It's [a brick that Father Jack had adopted as a pet] a great old pet for him; he doesn't have to feed it, clean it or take it to the vet's. Suits him down to the ground! -Mrs Doyle, Father Ted Now listen up 'cuz I'm only gonna say this once. Fear is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go pee-pee in your big boy slacks; keep it to yourself! It's make your mommas PROUD time! -Sgt. Tamora Calhoun, Wreck-It Ralph THE SCARS SERIES This is a kind of recurring plotline that has my first long fic, Scars Don't Fade at it's center, a first person version, and a few one-shots linking from it. I intend to write more (and more one-shots come up now and again when I'm trying to get rid of writer's block as this is my fave and most original plot that I've come up with) The current order is (now this is chronological;they don't really need to be read in a specific order as long as you read SDF first); 1. Scars Don't Fade 2. Only Time Will Heal 3. Who Cares? 4. Tears Dry On Their Own The other has a really awkward French title I can't spell. MY FICTIONAL IDOLS! 1. M 2. Professor McGonnagal 3. Evelyn from 'The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel' 4. Jean from 'As Time Goes By' 5. Madame Thenardier and Eponine from Les Miserables 6. Captain Amelia from 'Treasure Planet' 7. Ruffnut from How To Train Your Dragon' 8. Rizzo from Grease 9. Roxie Hart 10. Sergeant Calhoun from Wreck-It Ralph (as you can see, I really go in for strong female characters.) I always think of M whenever anyone says the word 'misogynist'. I always think of James Bond, no matter where or when. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think the same way :) QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU: Name without vowels- D You single?- No :) Favourite number?- 10 and a half Colour you wear most?- Umm, black, purple, jade or maroon. It also generally has owls on it Least favourite colour?- Pink. All shades. Favourite candy?- Wonka sweets. Especially Sprees, Sweetarts, Laffy Taffy and Nerds Are you happy with your life right now?- On occasion. Well, I now go out with my long-term crush and I have FF so I'm pretty darn happy :) Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?- Yes. Apparently I laugh like Judi Dench. What is/was your favourite class in school?- Art and English. I ADORE all three of my teachers and I'm good at both subjects :) How do you make money?- I don't. Are you outgoing?- Sometimes... One word to describe you?- OTT Favourite pair of shoes- Navy ballet flats or the patent brogues that I wear to school Do you own big sunglasses?- I don't actually own sunglasses. I popped the lenses out to make Q nerd specs :) Where do you wish you were right now?- London. James Bond is set there. Go figure. What should you be doing right now?- Homework | |||||||||
1. Alone Again » reviewsTwo-shot, Hero's Cuties and very sad. The end of Hero's Duty couldn't have been more painful. When the apocalypse of the first-person shooter game had come, the sharp knife of a short life had taken his dynamite gal from him...Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-19-13 - Published: 5-18-13 - Fix-It Felix, Jr. & Sgt. T. J. Calhoun2. I'll Never Let GoBradMora one-shot. Her leg in plaster and her ego in tatters, all she could do was let him love her and think back to the day of the fall...Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Published: 5-18-13 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun & Dr. Brad S.3. Not to Yield reviewsShort one-shot set of character study monologues from my OC, Camille; Silva and M. Scars seriesJames Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-18-13 - M 3 & R. Silva - Complete4. Back to the Start » reviewsEvelyn Cameron (M when she was an agent) finds herself on an incredibly serious, risky mission in Afghanistan. Something she would love under normal circumstances. But this is not normal circumstances; she has been stuck with flirtatious trainee Raoul Silva, who seems to have an enormous crush on her. Prepare for deep hatred on her part, espionage & badly failed romance.James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-18-13 - Published: 12-15-12 - M 3 & R. Silva5. Innocent Until Proven Guilty » reviewsFormerly titled Don't Let Me Get Me. Casualty and James Bond crossover. Somewhere between Skyfall and QoS, M has a slight accident semi-caused by her Chief of Staff. After she's admitted to Holby City Hospital, things begin to get rather awkward when Tanner starts blaming himself. Meanwhile, an unlikely bond begins to form between M and Jamie... Tanner/M Jamie/M friendship.Crossover - James Bond & Casualty - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-14-13 - Published: 4-7-13 - M 3 & Zoe H.6. Mum's the Word » reviewsWhen a test involving a new Q Dept. employee and Semtex chewing gum results in most of a test lab blowing up and Q and his trainee Rachael Ronson landing up in hospital, Q accidentally lets slip something involving him and M that could end both of their careers. Will it? M/Q mother/son (literally!)James Bond - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 2-15-13 - M 3 & Q 37. This Means War » reviewsFor RebaForever15 and Liz1967. By curious quirk of fate, M falls pregnant. Can she - or James for that matter - handle it? (A bit out there, but if Q can get pregnant, then so can M. This is fanfiction we're talking about!) chapters are probably gonna be pretty short. Sorry.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,819 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 2-17-13 - M 3 & James Bond/0078. Péchés d'une Meurtrière » reviewsScars series. Before she became M, it is little known that she was put through hell and a half. And one man, the very person whom detested her when she was appointed, saved her life... Warnings: strong action violence, moderate gore, torture and slight language.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 4-2-13 - James Bond/007 & M 39. Hell Hath No Fury » reviewsFifty years on, M finally has the chance to get revenge on the group responsible for the murder of her parents. But when things begin to get messy she is faced with a difficult decision. What means more to her; her own personal vengeance or James Bond's life?James Bond - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-30-13 - Published: 1-20-13 - M 3 & James Bond/00710. Twenty Words That Began Forever reviewsShameless Hero's Cuties fluff poetry. Felix and Calhoun have a lot to say about their star-crossed love; this is it in a few choice words...Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-27-13 - Fix-It Felix, Jr. & Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete11. Damaged Goods reviewsHero's Cuties fluff. Calhoun gets injured in the line of work and Felix, for once powerless on the front of fixing her, can't stand to see his dynamite gal in pain. One-shot that might have more chapters added on. I got bored, okay?Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-23-13 - Fix-It Felix, Jr. & Sgt. T. J. Calhoun12. I've Come This Far, Erase My Scars reviewsA poem based on my Scars series about M.James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-13 - M 3 - Complete13. Last Friday Night reviewsWhen Jeff somehow runs into a lamppost, Dixie is left dealing with the Friday night 'Booze Bus'. How does she manage it? Well, she doesn't. One-shot drabbleCasualty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-18-13 - Dixie & Jeff C. - Complete14. Really? reviewsM, James, Q, Mallory and Eve read fanfiction, and are generally speaking not impressed...James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-15-1315. Turning tables » reviewsJames and M's relationship barely stretches past friendly banter and trying their level best to annoy the life out of each other. But when M is critically injured in an attempt to assassinate her by a ghost from her past, things change. She lets slip something that she never wanted anyone to know whilst she is half-conscious. Is it true or was she just delusional? 00MJames Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-7-13 - Published: 2-8-13 - James Bond/007 & M 316. A Light in the Dark » reviewsWhen something knocks you down, you can get back up. if not, there's always a hand to pull you to your feet. For M during her fallout from her husband, James Bond is that hand. Slightly 00M-shippy.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-2-13 - Published: 1-19-13 - M 3 & James Bond/00717. Unfair Reality reviewsM didn't die at Skyfall, but the consequences of that one bullet were almost as sinister. She has to come to terms with what is now her life almost overnight, and now she's not M either. But what if it isn't her that's having trouble dealing with it but James?James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-26-13 - M 3 & James Bond/00718. Revenge » reviews"MI6 secretary Eve Moneypenny has been stabbed in the back by an unidentified Spanish female." Post-Skyfall. Lila Silva, daughter of Raoul Silva, has badly injured and almost killed Eve, murdered another two people and vowed to do the same to every MI6 agent she can lay hands on to avenge her father. It is up to 007, M, Eve and Q to stop her before she kills anyone else...James Bond - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,090 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 3-16-13 - Published: 12-5-12 - M 3 & James Bond/007 - Complete19. Not That Simple reviewsAs Time Goea By fic. Chaos is ensured when Jean and Lionel decide to go on holiday to Majorca.As Time Goes By - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-10-13 - Jean P. H. & Lionel H.20. Who Cares? reviewsScars series part four. It was just a piece of sadistic irony that her oldest and possibly dearest friend Tiago Rodriguez, the only 00 with a pathological fear of torture, had never found out what had happened to her over those near fatal three days in Rennes. M/SilvaJames Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-9-13 - M 3 & R. Silva - Complete21. At Ten A Child reviews'At ten a child, at twenty wild...' Or so the poem goes. One shot. Reading the classic verse 'The Ages Of Women' to her granddaughter makes M think of the sheer chaos that has been her life so far, and truly contrary to the old poem...James Bond - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-2-13 - M 3 - Complete22. Gun-Given Solace reviews'She gave a sigh of heavy relief. The bullet had missed her.' Prompt from ILOVECHIPS. What if M never died at Skyfall? But what if James did?James Bond - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-25-13 - M 3 & James Bond/007 - Complete23. Harsh Realizations reviewsStarting out 23 years old and wildly confident, Effie Trinket's first Reaping steadily goes down the pan, and all thanks to an unfortunate twist of fate... One-shotHunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-22-13 - Haymitch A. & Effie T.24. What's Left Behind » reviewsPost-Skyfall, pre-established 00M relationship. Sometimes it's not what a person does that's important, but what they leave behind...And this is too true in the case of a certain Raoul Silva. Why does this mysterious girl that goes under the alias of Lila seem intent on killing M and James, and why on earth does M want cleared for fieldwork again?James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,890 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-22-13 - Published: 1-12-13 - James Bond/007 & M 325. Only Time Will Heal reviewsOne-shot sequel to Scars Don't Fade. Life goes on for Evelyn in the wake of her torture (well, almost.)James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-17-13 - M 3 - Complete26. I am Lila Silva reviewsA somewhat brutal fantasy of my OC, Lila Silva. All I can say is if she plans to do this, I hope that she never manages to get hold of M.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-13 - M 3 - Complete27. Drive By reviewsTiny dialogue set in the car on the way to Skyfall. Complete silliness.James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-15-13 - James Bond/007 & M 3 - Complete28. Losing the Fight reviewsLittle Skyfall one-shot ficlet. What was going through M's head whilst she was lain in James's arms, slowly slipping from life? Well, here it is. Skyfall ending spoilers.James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-3-13 - M 3 & James Bond/007 - Complete29. Cyanide reviewsFor Aaron. We all know about China...but what really happened? Slight spoilers for Skyfall plot. A little Silva/M-shippy. Set in China at the time of Silva's torture and suicide attempt. More hurt than comfort.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-30-13 - R. Silva - Complete30. Irriversably Broken reviewsA missing scene from Die Another Day. James returns to London for a debriefing and finds M sticking her nose where perhaps it doesn't belong. But it's not for the reasons he thinks. Could the machine of a woman that is the evil queen of numbers have something as human as secret fears? A past? Even scars?James Bond - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-13 - M 3 & James Bond/007 - Complete31. Keep Holding On » reviewsHe didn't know how he felt about M, but when she was minutes away from death, it came to mind. Surely to god it wasn't...love? Was it? AU chapel scene...and what happens after. Contains mega spoilers for Skyfall. Possible one-sided 00M to start, and full-blown MxBond in later chapters.James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-25-13 - Published: 12-24-12 - James Bond/007 & M 3 - Complete32. Of Cigarettes, Pavements and General Idiocy » reviewsWhen an accident with Greased Lightning (and Danny) leaves Rizzo in a coma, the Pinks and T-Birds all decide they hate each other. All, except Rizz and Kenickie. While 'Romeo and Juliet' defy the odds, Sandy, Danny, Frenchy, Doody, Jan, Marty and the gang are faced with a tough descision. What's more important; Love or friendship?Grease - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-24-13 - Published: 1-22-13 - Rizzo & Kenickie33. Oh, Tiago reviewsTo her, he was, is and always would be Tiago Rodriguez... A short collection of Silva/M drabbles set before and during Skyfall. I know about his fixation with her, but does she have lingering feelings too? or maybe even regrets...James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-21-13 - M 3 & R. Silva - Complete34. 10 Things: James Bond » reviewsWhat does Q spend his spare time inventing? What are the best M quotes in existence? How do you tell you're a fan of James Bond? Who's the best Bond Girl? Just click the little blue words above this to find out!James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-19-13 - Published: 1-12-1335. Tears Dry on Their Own reviewsOne-shot sequel to Scars Don't Fade. After all she's suffered through, James worries about Evelyn constantly. But now he has no idea who or where she is. However, she may be a lot closer than he thinks...00M, Skyfall spoilers.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-18-13 - M 3 & James Bond/007 - Complete36. Stripped Down to the Essentials reviewsFor someone so flashy, Effie has surprisingly low self esteem. It takes a certain Caeser Flickerman and an annual social event which she seldom attends for her to find out that true beauty is in the bare essentials.Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-12-13 - Effie T. & Caesar F. - Complete37. Look Upon Your Sins » reviewsSet during Skyfall. Silva wants revenge on his former boss, and is prepared to do anything to make her suffer like he did. M is beyond caring what happens to her, so long as nobody else dies for her... AU hearing and the events before and after -Major(ish) Character Deaths (One that's not supposed to happen and one that does.)-James Bond - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-12-13 - Published: 12-27-12 - M 3 & R. Silva - Complete38. Fire Starter » reviewsGender-reversed continuation of Ghost Hunter. Baela is alone and on the run, her entire clan dead. But as the mystery of what happend to them unfolds, Baela discovers a dark family secret kept from her for years. And for good reason...Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-7-13 - Published: 1-6-13 - Torak39. When You're Gone » reviewsThey had always been best friends. But he had loved her. Always had and always would. Charlie Weasley is torn apart by Tonks's death. All he can think about being her, he retreats from his family and loses himself in a reminiscent world of remembering. Remembering the past, remembering HER. And there's only one person who can bring him back...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-13 - Charlie W. & N. Tonks40. Dignity » reviewsAn alternative ending to Skyfall that involves M surviving, M and Gareth Mallory's 'retirement planning' argument rearing it's ugly head again, and Mallory taking a page out of Silva's book and trying his hand at cyberterrorism.James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-6-13 - Published: 11-30-12 - M 3 & James Bond/00741. Zurine Martinique Rodriguez reviewsMy father...Do I love him? Yes. Does he try and keep me out of his crazy side? Yes. Does it always work? Not necessarily. Has any of it rubbed off on me? Probably. Being the daughter of a revenge-crazed lunatic is NEVER easy. My name was Zurine, and currently is Lila. Do you know how it feels to be the daughter of Raoul Silva? Do you want to find out? Read on- I dare you.James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-1-13 - R. Silva42. You Don't Know The Half Of It » reviewsWhen you don't officially exist and your name is technically just the letter M, there are a lot of things that people don't know about you. Your birth name, for instance, or the fact that you're hellbent on avoiding retirement to any possible extent. Now it's about time that these things became public knowledge. Ten things you don't know about M...James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-29-12 - Published: 12-28-12 - M 343. Drowning in the Darkness reviewsSpoilers for QoS. "Surely to god he wasn't stupid enough to try and kill her in the suite, was he?" Strawberry Fields's death was a pointless cold-blooded killing. And not to mention, slow and incredibly painful...James Bond - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-27-12 - Strawberry F. & D. Greene - Complete44. Old Habits Die Hard reviewsWe are all aware of Bond's annoying yet funny habit of letting himself into M's apartment whenever he feels like it, often at incredibly opportune moments. Well, M has some experience in that area herself... Prologue for my fic, Back To The Start.James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-20-12 - M 2 & M 3 - Complete45. What Doesn't Kill You » reviewsWhat doesn't kill you just hurts like hell and really doesn't make you stronger in an way. Whatever life throws at you (or in this case whatever Bill Weasley HITS at you), if your name is Nymphadora Tonks, then it is almost guaranteed to be bad. Fourteen-year-old Tonks learns this the hard way...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-15-12 - Published: 12-10-12 - N. Tonks & Bill W.46. Scars Don't Fade » reviewsAs she begins to regret giving Silva up to the Chinese, M shares a story with Eve that she would far rather forget, about her past life as an field agent named Evelyn Cameron, the dark secret of the disastrous last mission that led to the end of her career as an active MI6 agent, and her first time meeting a certain 007...James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,293 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-14-12 - Published: 11-26-12 - M 3 - Complete47. Hung Over reviewsJohnny English/James Bond crossover one-shot. Two Secret Service officials. One New Year's Eve party. One long-running mutual hatred. And one hell of a lot of booze. What could possibly go wrong? Well, just about everything.Crossover - James Bond & Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-8-12 - M 3 - Complete48. Evelyn » reviewsThe last few scenes of Skyfall (that are actually set AT Skyfall anyway) from M's point of veiw. If you're wondering who Evelyn Cameron is, it's what i think M's real name may be. Contains spoilers.James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-25-12 - M 3 & James Bond/007 - Complete49. Kill Me, Love Me reviewsFishlegsxOC one-shot. Fishlegs falls head-over-heels in love with a girl that his dragon very nearly kills.How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-24-12 - Fishlegs - Complete50. Stupidity, Young Love and Sibling Rivalry reviewsRuffnut and Tuffnut are a year older than the others starting Dragon Training. This is why. Slightly fluffy in places. Possible TuffnutxOC; it depends how you look at the relationship between Tuff and Termagant.How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-24-12 - Ruffnut & Tuffnut - Complete51. Damn You reviewsWhen a fighting training camp goes badly wrong, Astrid must make things up to Ruff or loose her best friend forever. Mainly about Ruffnut and Astrid, but not slash. Mild RuffnutxHiccupHow to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-24-12 - Ruffnut & Astrid - Complete
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