Author has written 51 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, James Bond, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Hunger Games, Grease, As Time Goes By, Casualty, Wreck-It Ralph, and Misc. Movies.
Hello, people of the earth! My name is Prosper-the-XVIII, but you can call me Prosper. Or Ma'am, that works too. I am a lot of things, all of which show my weirdness level. The size of said level you can come to your own conclusions about. I am...
a) A HUGE James Bond, Hunger Games, How to Train your Dragon, Grease and Harry Potter Fangirl.
Dame Judi Dench (always first. That woman is my bloody idol,) Helena Bonham-Carter, Stockard Channing, Kristen Wiig, Dame Maggie Smith, Sophia Vergara, Natalie Portman, Gillian Anderson, Whoopi Goldberg, Anne Hathaway, Dolly Parton, Mila Kunis and myself.
Javier Bardem, Ben Whishaw, Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan (despite the innocent ABBA songs that he positively murdered in Mamma Mia. You sing or you play Bond. Pick one and stick with it.) Stanley Tucci, Mike Myers, Russel Crowe, Eddie Izzard, Sacha Baron Cohen, Geoffrey Palmer, Timothy Dalton and Jack Quaid
Adele (obviously!) Katy Perry, The Script, Dappy, Sia, Little Mix, Rihanna Panic! At The Disco, Avril Lavigne, Don McLean, Lady GaGa, P!nk, Lucy Spraggan, Alicia Keys, the cast of Chicago/Grease/Les Miserables/Wicked, Dolly Parton, The Proclaimers (I've seen them in concert!!)and Biffy Clyro
Skyfall, Another Way to Die, You Know My Name, Jolene, Girl On Fire, Last Night, American Pie, Hall of Fame, Heavy Metal Lover, No Regrets, Mr Cellophane, When You're Good To Mama, Cell Block Tango, We Both Reached For The Gun, Take it Off, We Go Together, Summer Nights, Let's Get Married, 'Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee', Javert's Suicide, At The End Of The Day, A Little Fall of Rain, Do You Hear The People Sing?, Who Am I, On My Own, I Dreamed A Dream, Look Down (both versions) Lovely Ladies and Master of the House
Skyfall, Quantum of Solace, Casino Royale, Die Another Day, Licence to Kill, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, Harry Potter(s), How to Train your Dragon, The Hunger Games, Titanic, Despicable Me, Brave, Shrek the Third, Chicago, Wreck-It Ralph, Mr Stink, Grease, Austin Powers: Goldmember, Mrs Brown, The King's Speech, The Golden Compass, Oz the Great & Powerful, The Hobbit, Madagascar and Les Miserables (I want to put Mercury here as well purely as I a) love Freddie Mercury and b) love Sacha Baron Cohen but I haven't seen it yet to say)
Favorite TV Shows
Moone Boy, Being Eileen,The Big Bang Theory, Miranda, The Middle, Modern Family, Family Guy, Outnumbered, The Simpsons, Allo Allo, Father Ted, Casualty and As Time Goes By (I don't watch much TV. Just movies and sitcoms. Oh and ONE soap opera, but that's only weekly)
MY FANDOMS & SHIPS
James Bond- 00M, M/Silva, 00Fields, QxJust about anyone!! and SilvaxM (My main ship is 00M closely followed by M/Silva, though I am perhaps impartial to the odd bit of 00Q fluff)
How to Train Your Dragon- Ruffcup
Harry Potter- TonksxCharlie, Severva and Ronsy (Team Charlie!)
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness- (I created this ship, but here goes...) Female!BalexTorak (Team Bale!)
The Hunger Games- CaeFie, Marvniss (Team Marvel!)
Grease- RizzoxKenickie (Team Kenickie!)
Chicago- RoxiexAmos (TEAM AMOS ALL THE WAY!)
Les Miserables- The Thenardiers are almsot definitely the best pairing in creation. (I am, however, Team Gavroche!)
Glee- Klaine! They're SOOOO cute! (Team Blaine all the way!)
Austin Powers- Mini-Me and Foxxy Cleopatra
Casualty- Dixie/Jeff (However, Jamie is adorbz :D)
Wreck-It Ralph- Hero's Cuties (Calhoun/Felix)
Now for fictional favourites!
Character (female): M (James Bond), Nymphadora Tonks (Harry Potter), Betty Rizzo (Grease), Effie Trinket (The Hunger Games) Dixie (Casualty), Priya Koothripali, Bernadette Walowitz and Amy Farrah Fowler (The Big Bang Theory), Foxxy Cleopatra (Austin Powers), Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun (Wreck-It Ralph) or Evelyn Greenslade (The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel)
Character (male): Q (James Bond), Seneca Crane (The Hunger Games), Yoshi (Super Mario Bros), Jamie Collier (Casualty), Raj Koothripali (The Big Bang Theory), Fat Bastard (Austin Powers), Father Dougal McGuire (Father Ted), Fix-It Felix, Jr (Wreck-It Ralph) or Graham Dashwood (The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel)
Villain: Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter), Theodora (Oz the Great & Powerful), The Wicked Witch of the West/Elphibah, Taffyta (Wreck-It Ralph), Goldmember (Austin Powers) or Raoul Silva (James Bond)
Sidekick: Mini-Me (Austin Powers) or The Minions (Despicable Me)
J K Rowling wrote a better love story in one chapter that Stephanie Meyer did in the entire Twilight saga.
Raoul Silva and James Bond - still a better love story.
In case it's escaped your notice somehow, I have an over-the-top obsession with M. The idiots who wrote the Skyfall screenplay can kill her off if they must - hell, they can even replace her with Voldemort if they really have to - but as long as there is blood in my veins and ideas in my head, that bloody stunning woman is never going to die ever.
Ever wonder what happens to those people who mysteriously stop updating?
It is a little known fact that 94% of people who mysteriously stop updating have been eaten by dragons. The other 6% are hiding in their bathtubs with a fire extinguisher.
I HAVE A MINION *MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!* He is a frog I made and his name is Raoul the Evil Fanfic Froggy!!! Can you guess who I named him after???
I now also have Arnold who is a blind pygmy puff who is made from a massive pompom (I couldn't fine googly eyes and the hot glue gun, so until I do he's handicapped. Sorry, hon)
SOME STUFF YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT ME!!!
1. I love Ben Whishaw. And Javier Bardem. And Jack Quaid. And Daniel Craig. And Pierce Brosnan. And Liam Hensworth. Why? Basically, if you take some mildly hot guy and stick him in James Bond or The Hunger Games, I fall in love with him, regardless of age.
2. Stanley Tucci is my birthday buddy!!!
3. My bestie is ILOVECHIPS
4. If I could pick my own name, I would be called Evelyn, Marion, Hattie, Euphemia, Emma, Em or Judith (I love names begginning with 'E' cuz the one I have already does!)
5. I die a little every time someone says the name 'Ralph Feinnes'
6. I have a thing about owls! And pugs. And Royal Doulton Weeping Union Jack bulldogs.
7. I give my favorite male characters in things stupid pet names. For me, Gollum is my Precious, Ron is Won-Won ( it just sounds o cute! sorry, Ron, but I'm calling you that, like it or not!) and Q is Q-Ty (read this aloud to understand it.) I'm still working on Marvel.
8. My level of sympathy for Silva is overwhelming. I just wanna give the guy a massive snuggle and take away all his pain. I also might get him a cat, but knowing him he'd probably blow it up.
9. I feel the same way for Gollum. I mean, his eyes are just the SWEETEST and so's he (well, when you get past the creepy double personality, Smëagol is adoreable) and everyone hates him which is sad :(
10. Not about me, but to say that something is 'well judi dench' actually makes sense. Click the link below if you don't believe me!
QUOTES I LOVE...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. -Miss Piggy
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. -Mahatma Gandhi
I arrived in Hollywood without having my nose fixed, my teeth capped or my name changed. That is very gratifying to me. -Barbara Streisand
Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. -Gwyneth Paltrow
What could possibly go wrong? -Gobber, How To Train Your Dragon
Al Qaeda in a nutshell - fantastically bossy people who like explosives. -Pete, Outnumbered
Good. Because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur; a relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though wasted on me, seemed to appeal to that young woman I sent out to evaluate you. - M
If I can't pronounce it, I don't want to eat it. - Muriel Donnelly, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Stop fishing for compliments and go to sleep. - Lionel, As Time Goes By
These cows are small, but the ones out there are far away...small...far away! - Father Ted
[in song] Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit! Comforter, philosopher...and lifelong shit! -Madame Thenardier, Les Miserables
It was a murder but not a crime! - Chicago!
How did you get into the church, Dougal? Was it like 'collect twelve crisp packets and become a priest'? - Father Ted
Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls! -Father Jack, Father Ted
I finished my apple! Soooo excited!! -Sue Heck, The Middle
Okay, Manny you teach to swim by throwing him in the pool, but the dog gets swimming lessons? Gloria Pritchett, Modern Family
FOR GODS SAKE YOU'RE EATING HAIR!! -Brian, Family Guy
Hahahahahahaha! Rupert, chase me! -Stewie, Family Guy
India is an assault on the senses. It's like a wave; resist and you go under, ride it out and you arrive at the others side. -Evelyn, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
I'm gay. Well, more in theory than practice. -Graham Dashwood, The Best Exotic marigold Hotel
Mommy was very bad. -Raoul Silva, Skyfall
Age is no guarantee of efficiency. -Q. Skyfall
You might like to tell her your theory about there being no oil. Her lungs are full of it. I mean...why her Bond? She was just supposed to send you home. She worked in an office...collecting reports. Look how well your charm works, James. They'll do anything for you, won't they? How many is that now? You're removed from duty and suspended pending further investigation. You'll give whatever weapons you have to have these men and leave with them now. -M, Quantum of Solace
Get in mah belly! -Fat Bastard, Austin Powers
I love my brick! - Father Jack, Father Ted
It's [a brick that Father Jack had adopted as a pet] a great old pet for him; he doesn't have to feed it, clean it or take it to the vet's. Suits him down to the ground! -Mrs Doyle, Father Ted
Now listen up 'cuz I'm only gonna say this once. Fear is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go pee-pee in your big boy slacks; keep it to yourself! It's make your mommas PROUD time! -Sgt. Tamora Calhoun, Wreck-It Ralph
THE SCARS SERIES
This is a kind of recurring plotline that has my first long fic, Scars Don't Fade at it's center, a first person version, and a few one-shots linking from it. I intend to write more (and more one-shots come up now and again when I'm trying to get rid of writer's block as this is my fave and most original plot that I've come up with)
The current order is (now this is chronological;they don't really need to be read in a specific order as long as you read SDF first);
1. Scars Don't Fade
2. Only Time Will Heal
3. Who Cares?
4. Tears Dry On Their Own
The other has a really awkward French title I can't spell.
MY FICTIONAL IDOLS!
2. Professor McGonnagal
3. Evelyn from 'The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel'
4. Jean from 'As Time Goes By'
5. Madame Thenardier and Eponine from Les Miserables
6. Captain Amelia from 'Treasure Planet'
7. Ruffnut from How To Train Your Dragon'
8. Rizzo from Grease
9. Roxie Hart
10. Sergeant Calhoun from Wreck-It Ralph
(as you can see, I really go in for strong female characters.)
I always think of M whenever anyone says the word 'misogynist'.
I always think of James Bond, no matter where or when.
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QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU:
Name without vowels- D
You single?- No :)
Favourite number?- 10 and a half
Colour you wear most?- Umm, black, purple, jade or maroon. It also generally has owls on it
Least favourite colour?- Pink. All shades.
Favourite candy?- Wonka sweets. Especially Sprees, Sweetarts, Laffy Taffy and Nerds
Are you happy with your life right now?- On occasion. Well, I now go out with my long-term crush and I have FF so I'm pretty darn happy :)
Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?- Yes. Apparently I laugh like Judi Dench.
What is/was your favourite class in school?- Art and English. I ADORE all three of my teachers and I'm good at both subjects :)
How do you make money?- I don't.
Are you outgoing?- Sometimes...
One word to describe you?- OTT
Favourite pair of shoes- Navy ballet flats or the patent brogues that I wear to school
Do you own big sunglasses?- I don't actually own sunglasses. I popped the lenses out to make Q nerd specs :)
Where do you wish you were right now?- London. James Bond is set there. Go figure.
What should you be doing right now?- Homework
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