Name: Foch Yow Couche

Ethnicity: I'm French obviously

Age: Five at heart that's all you need to know

Gender: I'm rapable

Height: Veritcally challenged

Weight: Ain't nobody got time for that

Location: Watching you to make sure you read my stories

Favorite Quote: 'Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional' - a random billboard I saw

Anime's I've Seen

Fruits Basket

Naruto

Black Butler

High School of the Dead

Elfen Lied

Dance in the Vampire Bund

Ouran High School Host Club

Inuyasha

Tokyo Mew Mew

Sailor Moon

Pretty Cure

Hetalia- Axis Powers

Bleach

Sgt. Fog

Negima!

some others that I don't know the name of because I watched like an episode

Pairings

1) NarutoxHinata

2) AmericaxEngland

3) NarutoxHakuxHinata

I'm to lazy to do the rest right now, I'll do it later

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your butt off. (Copy and Paste this if you don't know who Abercrombie and Fitch are!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise verse copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you HATE Twilight, think Edward is a creepy stalker and Bella is a crazy fangirl, and are proud of your opinion, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Edward from the Twilight movie is so fucking ugly you wanna hit him with a baseball bat just to make him not so hideous, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black or had their minds poisoned by Justin Bieber are quickly becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Do it… DO IT NOW!

97% of teens (and middle-aged women) would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from Twilight on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, watching, with popcorn, screaming "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY MORON!", copy and paste this into your profile.

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this is is panda

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this is you panda

this is keep panda

this is a panda

this is retard panda

this is busy panda

this is for panda

this is forty panda

this is seconds panda

now read every 3rd word starting from the top

copy and paste if you got it

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME!"

""Life is too short to be lived seriously!"

"This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob."

"Dobby doesn't mean to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure."

"Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!"

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

""Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits He's lost?"

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on."

"Behind every successful man, is a surprised woman."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"People think it's fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

"You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them."

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried."

"Violence isn't the answer. It's the question and the answer is yes!"

"Come to the Dark Side. WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!!"

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy."

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs."

"All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets."

"The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."

"I am nobody... nobody is perfect... I must be perfect then..."

"I hear voices, and they don't like you."

"If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in the kitchen."

"The more I get to know boys the more I like dogs."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, and all the kings’ horses and all the kings’ men... ate scrambled eggs for 2 weeks."

"There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead."

"Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car."

"Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young."

"Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy."

"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

"Do I look like a freakin' People Person?"

"Don’t Take Life Too Seriously; You Won’t Get Out Alive."

"Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Don’t Have Film."

"Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present."

"I have the answer in my head. i just haven't found it yet."

"Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. "

"Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol."

"Ashes to Ashes Dust-to-Dust, Life is short so Party We must!"

"Money can't buy happiness... But it sure makes misery easier to live with..."

"If you learn from your mistakes, then why ain't I a genius?!"

"A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt."

"If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty."

"I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous"

"Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid."

"They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people."

"Save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate."

"I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it."

"When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then."

"I'm not so good with the advice. Can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Love your enemies. It pisses them off"

"I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain. I need that."

"Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over."

"Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to."

"The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Tell the truth and run."

"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"

"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?"

"You cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, I go save your pathetic butt."

"Education is important. school however, is another matter."

"I used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends."

"All right, all right. If you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timings right... and thats what deathbeds are for."

"When in doubt, make up words!"

"Ask no questions and I will tell no lies."

"Home is not where you live, but where they understand you."

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up."

"You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!"

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!"

"I'm not insensitive, I just dont care."

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."

"Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!"

"The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!"

"When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide."

"A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work."

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEAT PIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM..."

"When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them."

"The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not."

"Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein.

"Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder..."

"It's on the interweb, oldie!"

"Glitter, its the herpes of arts and crafts products."

"Demotivational posters are tools to reveal long hidden sarcastic comment under the rule of political correctness."

Copy and paste if these are you're new favorite quotes

I am the kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the working in the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother through painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks from graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom apartment for two men.
I am the person who never knows what bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only s do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized that I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church. Not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents that he loves another male.
-Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong-

Things you're not allowed to do in Avengers (and their consequences)

Do not under any circumstances:

1. Tell Tony to stop acting like a child. He'll bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. Make Bruce angry. The Other Guy will beat you into the floor. The CONCRETE floor.

3. Talk like a pirate in the presence of Fury or Odin. Fury will probably shoot you, Odin will banish you.

4. Hide the poptarts from Thor. He will zap you with lightning.

5. Hand Natasha an eraser and tell her to get over the whole 'red-in-my-ledger' thing. She may not kill you, but you'll wish she had.

6. Insult or threaten Natasha in front of Clint. He will put an arrow in your eye socket.

7. Try to interrogate Loki. You will be scarred for life when he turns the tables and brings up every embarrassing and/or evil thing you've done.

8. Challenge Captain America's authority. That last time someone (cough*Thor*cough) did that, an entire forest was leveled.

9. Tease Coulson about his obsession with Captain America. He will tase you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet.

10. Try to take over the world. If you do, whatever they do to you will be your own fault.