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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, StarTrek: Enterprise, House, M.D., StarTrek: The Next Generation, Xena: Warrior Princess, StarTrek: Voyager, West Wing, Wicked, Bones, Law and Order: SVU, and Psych. Greetings and Salutations. So. Intro. I mess with this every so often, but there's no guarantee it's up to date (though the fandom listing generally is more so, as it grows humongous). Most of this has been here since I started this account years and years ago, just tweaked and such. Still, I like reading the bios of authors I like and people who review my stuff, so I figure others must too, and therefore. . . . Here we go. First of all, I'm a slasher and a femslasher. Virtually everything I write either is slash (which I use as a blanket term for both types) or refers to it. Most stays in the PG range or only higher because of a bit of language, but it's slash all the same, and so if you don't like it, please don't read it. Even better, if you don't like it, do read it, and think about the fic on its own merits. Critisism about the subject matter will be reposted on my livejournal and mocked incessantly by me and my f-list. I'm a Trek addict, got into fanfiction through ER but now am pretty diverse. I stick mainly to TV show fandoms, but I read a lot (and would probably read fanfic about the books I read if there were stories in my pairings). Fiction-wise, I like Star Trek novels, (about TNG, ENT, and DS9, plus New Frontier), the Hitchhiker's Guide series, Diadem, Everworld, Artemis Fowl, and Harry Potter, plus lots of other not so fandomy books. Around November of 2005 I got into RPS for the first time though Chenzel (Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth) by way of their counterparts Elphaba and G(a)linda of Wicked. I'm premed, going for Emergency Medicine. So I'm into that kinda thing. I've been reading medical texts for fun since I was 8 (and understanding them, which is the scary part). I also act in the plays at my school and play the viola well, and the cello, violin, and bass passably. I speak a mediocre amount of spanish (read: barely any, though a huge amount more so than when I first wrote this several years ago) and live smack dab in the middle of the USA. So, I use fanfiction to get away. That and RPGing. www.star-fleet.com is my site of choice. (Edit: I actually quit that RPG early September '05 after a little more than a year, (edit again: and rejoined it August '06) but I did really like it, so I'm keeping the plug on here.) I used to help run a Potter RPG, (like way back when, 1998ish) but it got shut down for some reason or another when Warner Bros bought the rights to everything Potter online. I write in my Livejournal a lot--it's where I met some of my best friends--(you can hit me up there if you like, it tends to get my fiction first as it's easier to post to) and am in many groups there and on Yahoo. ~Alexandria Oh, and as of late I've been informed that my reviews have been cutting off. If they do that, I'm sorry, I've got no idea why it's all funny like. In the words of the amazing Pauley Perrette, "Do not list stuff. You're gonna forget something." I've chosen to take that risk, however, in case you couldn't paw through the mess that is my bio. What you see before you is a list of my fandoms and pairings. I tend to rotate through which fandom is my current obsession, so some of these I read much less than others, but I still ship everybody on the list. (If a fandom has no pairings by it, it means I just watch(ed)/read it, but don't read fic.) TV Books Other | |||||||||||||
1. Internal Affairs reviewsSummary: Please say that O’Hara didn’t just leave off the 'Interim'. Femslash, KarenJuliet. Doubledrabble for Femslash100's challenge 17: 'Ghost'. Spoilers for Psych 1x15 Scary Sherry: Bianca's Toast.Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-19-07 - Complete2. Illusion reviewsIllusion shattered. CameronCuddy femslash.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-28-07 - A. Cameron & L. Cuddy - Complete3. Wrench reviewsA nothing drabble started in March 2005, found and finished August 4, 2006. House lost a wrench, Wilson is helping him find it. 100 words, HouseWilson slash.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-4-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete4. How Much You Love Her reviewsThis is not what they had in mind when they assigned Liv to guard you.' AlexOlivia femslash.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-5-06 - Complete5. Handcuffs reviewsAn explanation for House's seemingly random statement to Cameron, Use Cuddy's handcuffs. CuddyCameron femslash, 100 words.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-1-06 - A. Cameron & L. Cuddy - Complete6. Exact Cause of Death reviewsIt would be the death of her. TemperanceAngela, femslashBones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-10-06 - Complete7. You Came With Me reviewsA retelling of the Wicked retelling of the infamous melting scene. Prequel to Wedding, explains how they ended up ruling together. Gelphie GlindaElphaba.Wicked - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-10-06 - Complete8. Mistletoe reviewsAngela and Temperance discuss the infamous mistletoe conversation. Femslash, oneshot, drabble.Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-9-06 - Complete9. Wedding reviewsElphaba and Glinda discuss the prospect of their wedding. Gelphie fluff. More or less Musicalverse, but very AU.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-9-06 - Complete10. Snowwomyn reviewsCuddy and Cameron build a snowwomyn. And thoroughly confuse House. Cuddy[x]Cameron with a touch of House[x]Wilson. Femslash and slash.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-21-05 - L. Cuddy & A. Cameron - Complete11. Not for Long reviewsBackstory for an icon on Livejournal. CuddyCameron, complete.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-23-05 - A. Cameron & L. Cuddy - Complete12. Haircut reviewsHouse isn't fond of Wilson's new haircut. Drabble, oneshot, slash, complete. HouseWilson.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-7-05 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete13. Marriage Certificates reviewsHouse asks a question. Stacy answers. prequel to 'Keys', femslash, completeHouse, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-2-05 - A. Cameron & L. Cuddy - Complete14. Keys reviewsCameron can't find her keys. femslash, completeHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-1-05 - A. Cameron & L. Cuddy - Complete15. Her Necklace reviewsFill in for season two episode Humpty Dumpty. Unrequited love stuff, slash, CuddyCameron, complete.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-05 - A. Cameron & L. Cuddy - Complete16. Charity Ball reviewsHouse has to go to a ball. Cuddy's not going to back down. slash, oneshot, completeHouse, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-30-05 - L. Cuddy & A. Cameron - Complete17. I'm Not Permitted to Discuss the Behavior reviewsFull title I'm not Permitted to Discuss the Behavior of the Protectee. femslash, one shot, postep to 6 Meetings Before Lunch. Based on the title line and the subtextfull scene in Gina's office. High T.West Wing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-8-05 - C.J. C. - Complete18. toDSaH reviewsMiral hears a word she shouldn't have. But Janeway's not interested in that... femslash, oneshot, completeStarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-8-05 - Seven of Nine & Torres, B. - Complete19. Mourning reviewsAphrodite mourns the loss of her love. Implied XenaGabrielle, AphroditeFXena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-05 - Aphrodite & Discord - Complete20. THE List reviewsTNG LotR crossover. Picard Q. Marriage, honeymoon to Middle Earth.StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-30-05 - Picard, J. & Q21. Blinds reviewsEver looked at the walls of windows on the offices at the hospital? femslash, oneshot, drabble, completeHouse, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-12-05 - A. Cameron & L. Cuddy - Complete22. The Hookup » reviewsTrip and Archer take the Hoshi[x]T'Pol issue into their own hands. Femslash. [On indefinate hiatus]StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-11-05 - Published: 9-24-04 - T'Pol & Sato, H.23. The One Who Never Smiles reviewsCharacter suicide, unrequited ff love, and people selling their souls for T'Pol's body. And all in 100 words. Oneshot, complete.StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-18-05 - Sato, H. & T'Pol - Complete