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since: 08-14-03, id: 438816
country: United States
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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, StarTrek: Enterprise, House, M.D., StarTrek: The Next Generation, Xena: Warrior Princess, StarTrek: Voyager, West Wing, Wicked, Bones, Law and Order: SVU, and Psych.

Greetings and Salutations.

So. Intro. I mess with this every so often, but there's no guarantee it's up to date (though the fandom listing generally is more so, as it grows humongous). Most of this has been here since I started this account years and years ago, just tweaked and such. Still, I like reading the bios of authors I like and people who review my stuff, so I figure others must too, and therefore. . . . Here we go.

First of all, I'm a slasher and a femslasher. Virtually everything I write either is slash (which I use as a blanket term for both types) or refers to it. Most stays in the PG range or only higher because of a bit of language, but it's slash all the same, and so if you don't like it, please don't read it. Even better, if you don't like it, do read it, and think about the fic on its own merits. Critisism about the subject matter will be reposted on my livejournal and mocked incessantly by me and my f-list.

I'm a Trek addict, got into fanfiction through ER but now am pretty diverse. I stick mainly to TV show fandoms, but I read a lot (and would probably read fanfic about the books I read if there were stories in my pairings). Fiction-wise, I like Star Trek novels, (about TNG, ENT, and DS9, plus New Frontier), the Hitchhiker's Guide series, Diadem, Everworld, Artemis Fowl, and Harry Potter, plus lots of other not so fandomy books.

Around November of 2005 I got into RPS for the first time though Chenzel (Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth) by way of their counterparts Elphaba and G(a)linda of Wicked.

I'm premed, going for Emergency Medicine. So I'm into that kinda thing. I've been reading medical texts for fun since I was 8 (and understanding them, which is the scary part). I also act in the plays at my school and play the viola well, and the cello, violin, and bass passably. I speak a mediocre amount of spanish (read: barely any, though a huge amount more so than when I first wrote this several years ago) and live smack dab in the middle of the USA. So, I use fanfiction to get away. That and RPGing. www.star-fleet.com is my site of choice. (Edit: I actually quit that RPG early September '05 after a little more than a year, (edit again: and rejoined it August '06) but I did really like it, so I'm keeping the plug on here.) I used to help run a Potter RPG, (like way back when, 1998ish) but it got shut down for some reason or another when Warner Bros bought the rights to everything Potter online. I write in my Livejournal a lot--it's where I met some of my best friends--(you can hit me up there if you like, it tends to get my fiction first as it's easier to post to) and am in many groups there and on Yahoo.

~Alexandria

Oh, and as of late I've been informed that my reviews have been cutting off. If they do that, I'm sorry, I've got no idea why it's all funny like.


In the words of the amazing Pauley Perrette, "Do not list stuff. You're gonna forget something." I've chosen to take that risk, however, in case you couldn't paw through the mess that is my bio. What you see before you is a list of my fandoms and pairings. I tend to rotate through which fandom is my current obsession, so some of these I read much less than others, but I still ship everybody on the list. (If a fandom has no pairings by it, it means I just watch(ed)/read it, but don't read fic.)

TV
Andromeda (Rommie/Beka, Beka/Trance, Tyr/Harper, Rommie/Beka/Trance [Episode 3.01. You saw it too, don't lie.)
Babylon 5 (Susan/Talia, Susan/Delenn [does anybody else ship that last one? If there are fics, send them my way.)
Battlestar Galactica (Laura Roslin/Kara Thrace, Gaius Baltar/Felix Gaeta)
Birds of Prey (Barbara/Helena)
Bones (Zach/Booth, Zach/Jack, Temperance/Angela, Jack/Booth)
Cleopatra 2525 (Sarge/Hel)
Conviction (Jessica/Christina, Jessica/Alex, Christina/Alex)
Crossing Jordan (Jordan/Lily, Nigel/Bug, Jordan/Lu, Jordan/f)
CSI (Catherine/Sara)
Deep Space 9 (Kira/Dax, Kira/Ro Laren, Garak/Bashir, Dax/Lenara Kahn)
Enterprise (T'Pol/Hoshi, Trip/Malcom)
ER (Abby/Neela, Maggie/Elizabeth, really everything but Kerry/Kim)
Gray's Anatomy (Meredith/Cristina)
House, MD (Cuddy/Cameron, House/Wilson, Cuddy/Stacy, Cameron/Stacy)
Joan of Arcadia (Joan/Grace)
Law and Order (Serena Southerlyn/f)
NCIS (Kate/Abby, Ziva/Jenny Shepard, Gibbs/Tony)
Psych (Karen/Juliet, Shawn/Gus, Shawn/Lassiter)
She Spies (Cassie/D.D./Shane, any combination thereof)
Stargate SG-1 (Daniel/Teal'c, Jack/Daniel, Sam/Janet, Vala/Carolyn Lam, Sam/Vala)
SVU (Alex/Olivia, Elliot/Huang, Fin/Munch, Olivia/Casey)
TNG (Troi/Crusher, Picard/Q, Troi/K'ehleyr, K'ehleyr/female Q)
Tru Calling (Tru/Lindsey)
Voyager (B'Elanna/Seven, Kes/Janeway, to a tiny extent Janeway/Seven)
West Wing (Josh/Sam, Donna/CJ, Gina/CJ, Lou/Annabeth, Harper/CJ, Abbey/CJ, really anybody/CJ)
Xena (Xena/Gabrielle, Aphrodite/Discord, Callisto/f)

Books
Artemis Fowl (Holly Short/Juliet Butler, Holly/Commander Vinyáyá)
Harry Potter (Remus/Sirius, Hermione/Minerva, McGonagall/Hooch, Hermione/Ginny, Tonks/Bellatrix, Bellatrix/Narcissa, virtually any slash or femslash)
Hitchhiker's Guide (Ford/Arthur)
Wicked (bookverse Galinda/Elphaba)
Diadem
Everworld

Other
Aida (Amneris/Aida [again, send any fics my way)
Chicago (Velma Kelly/Roxie Hart)
Rent (Mark/Roger)
Wicked (musicalverse Glinda/Elphaba)
RPS (Idina Menzel/Kristin Chenoweth)
Star Trek: Voyager - Elite Force (Alexandria Munro/Telsia Murphy)
Crossovers (Voyager/Battlestar Galactica--Janeway/Roslin)

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1. Internal Affairs reviews
Summary: Please say that O’Hara didn’t just leave off the 'Interim'. Femslash, KarenJuliet. Doubledrabble for Femslash100's challenge 17: 'Ghost'. Spoilers for Psych 1x15 Scary Sherry: Bianca's Toast.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-19-07 - Complete
2. Illusion reviews
Illusion shattered. CameronCuddy femslash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-28-07 - A. Cameron & L. Cuddy - Complete
3. Wrench reviews
A nothing drabble started in March 2005, found and finished August 4, 2006. House lost a wrench, Wilson is helping him find it. 100 words, HouseWilson slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-4-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
4. How Much You Love Her reviews
This is not what they had in mind when they assigned Liv to guard you.' AlexOlivia femslash.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-5-06 - Complete
5. Handcuffs reviews
An explanation for House's seemingly random statement to Cameron, Use Cuddy's handcuffs. CuddyCameron femslash, 100 words.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-1-06 - A. Cameron & L. Cuddy - Complete
6. Exact Cause of Death reviews
It would be the death of her. TemperanceAngela, femslash
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-10-06 - Complete
7. You Came With Me reviews
A retelling of the Wicked retelling of the infamous melting scene. Prequel to Wedding, explains how they ended up ruling together. Gelphie GlindaElphaba.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-10-06 - Complete
8. Mistletoe reviews
Angela and Temperance discuss the infamous mistletoe conversation. Femslash, oneshot, drabble.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-9-06 - Complete
9. Wedding reviews
Elphaba and Glinda discuss the prospect of their wedding. Gelphie fluff. More or less Musicalverse, but very AU.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-9-06 - Complete
10. Snowwomyn reviews
Cuddy and Cameron build a snowwomyn. And thoroughly confuse House. Cuddy[x]Cameron with a touch of House[x]Wilson. Femslash and slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-21-05 - L. Cuddy & A. Cameron - Complete
11. Not for Long reviews
Backstory for an icon on Livejournal. CuddyCameron, complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-23-05 - A. Cameron & L. Cuddy - Complete
12. Haircut reviews
House isn't fond of Wilson's new haircut. Drabble, oneshot, slash, complete. HouseWilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-7-05 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
13. Marriage Certificates reviews
House asks a question. Stacy answers. prequel to 'Keys', femslash, complete
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-2-05 - A. Cameron & L. Cuddy - Complete
14. Keys reviews
Cameron can't find her keys. femslash, complete
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-1-05 - A. Cameron & L. Cuddy - Complete
15. Her Necklace reviews
Fill in for season two episode Humpty Dumpty. Unrequited love stuff, slash, CuddyCameron, complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-05 - A. Cameron & L. Cuddy - Complete
16. Charity Ball reviews
House has to go to a ball. Cuddy's not going to back down. slash, oneshot, complete
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-30-05 - L. Cuddy & A. Cameron - Complete
17. I'm Not Permitted to Discuss the Behavior reviews
Full title I'm not Permitted to Discuss the Behavior of the Protectee. femslash, one shot, postep to 6 Meetings Before Lunch. Based on the title line and the subtextfull scene in Gina's office. High T.
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-8-05 - C.J. C. - Complete
18. toDSaH reviews
Miral hears a word she shouldn't have. But Janeway's not interested in that... femslash, oneshot, complete
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-8-05 - Seven of Nine & Torres, B. - Complete
19. Mourning reviews
Aphrodite mourns the loss of her love. Implied XenaGabrielle, AphroditeF
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-05 - Aphrodite & Discord - Complete
20. THE List reviews
TNG LotR crossover. Picard Q. Marriage, honeymoon to Middle Earth.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-30-05 - Picard, J. & Q
21. Blinds reviews
Ever looked at the walls of windows on the offices at the hospital? femslash, oneshot, drabble, complete
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-12-05 - A. Cameron & L. Cuddy - Complete
22. The Hookup » reviews
Trip and Archer take the Hoshi[x]T'Pol issue into their own hands. Femslash. [On indefinate hiatus]
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-11-05 - Published: 9-24-04 - T'Pol & Sato, H.
23. The One Who Never Smiles reviews
Character suicide, unrequited ff love, and people selling their souls for T'Pol's body. And all in 100 words. Oneshot, complete.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-18-05 - Sato, H. & T'Pol - Complete
24. Alone reviews
Prof. McGonagall reflects on her place in the great scheme of things that is Voldemort's saga. Spoilers through OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-6-04 - Minerva M.
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