Top 7 Habits of a Highly Ineffective Writer Named Sharmaine

#7 Eat incredible amounts of vegemite and butter toast. With strawberry smoothies. And chocolate biscuits.
#6 Remember, don't think about your stomach. Your stomach thinks about YOU. :D
#5 Read, read, read. News, fanfics (!!), Wikipedia, TV Tropes, trashy magazines, junk mail...
#4 Sneakers are your best friend. Sorry, teddy bear.
#3 Your pillow is your white knight. Unfortunately, this does not make you a princess.
#2 Hold out for a hero and overindulge in animated films and music where people screech about love.
#1 Work/Study/Life: ... Balance? Moderation? No thank you.