Alexei Noire

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since	: 08-15-03, id: 438968

Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Song Fics, Faculty, Lizzie McGuire, and Princess Diaries.

Hey fellow Fanfictioners, I'm Alexei.

I'm 17 and from the UK, and I'm into Harry Potter fics mostly but I also write others.
I'm mainly into metal, heavy metal, black metal, lo-fi, garage bands, rap, grunge and fem-rock.
Favourite bands are Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins and many more.

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1. Big Momma Hermione » reviews
Hermione Granger discovered that she had a great liking for Jaffa Cakes and grew and grew until she became the great bellowing beast that she is here. Chock full of pure nonsense and ... fun. READ IT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-15-06 - Published: 7-28-05

2. The Very Stupid Fanfic » reviews
One day a author realised how stupid some stories about HP turn out,so he went and made his very own stoopid story which is so out-of-character, so out-of-touch that I'm lucky I don't live anywhere near JK lest she hunt me down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-9-04 - Published: 10-6-04

3. Harry Potter and Mystery of the Wet Bottoms! reviews
As Sixth Year begins for the Hogwarts bunch - a new mystery looms out of the shadows... a particularly wet one! Contains hints of slash! WET BOTTOMS GALORE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-11-04

4. Avenged Sevenfold reviews
After years of mental torture, Princess Mia gets her revenge on those who bullied her... in a deadly way. Rated R for violence and gore.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-6-04

5. Legally Blonde Hogwarts » reviews
The life of men, make up and pink acessories! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-5-04 - Published: 8-15-03 - Complete

6. Bad Lizzie Bad! » reviews
Just a stupid fic where Lizzy's nice life is all effed up. Rated R for Ridiculous fic. Flamerz welcome!
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 9-3-03 - Published: 8-23-03

7. Starcross'd Lovers » reviews
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of starcross'd lovers take their life. BellatrixSirius DracoHarry pairing. Contains SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-31-03 - Published: 8-25-03

8. Black Magick » reviews
Tales of the Black Family's time at Hogwarts! R&R pleeeeeeeease!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,073 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-26-03 - Published: 8-15-03

9. SnogWhore's School of Bitchcraft and Sodomy » reviews
XXXThe Randiest School on the planet!XXX
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,086 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-21-03 - Published: 8-15-03

10. Turbulent Spirits reviews
A love triangle between three different people. Contains Slash ZekeCaseyDelilah
Faculty - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-16-03

11. Ginny in the Wonderland of Oz! reviews
INSANE One Part Story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-15-03 - Ginny W.

12. Greeny in a Snothole reviews
Parody of Xtina Aggy's Genie in a Bottle
Song Fics - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-15-03

13. Harry Potter the Adult Years » reviews
A Kerazy Adventure of Harry after Hogwarts!COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,770 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-15-03 - Complete

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