Author has written 2 stories for X-Files.

Hi! I am not the most interesting person. Basically all I do is read, watch television, and of course, do homework.

I strongly dislike:
Jack London
Garry Shandling
1-800-COLLECT comercials
talking on the phone
endless sequals
Godzilla 2000
barbers(never trust anyone with scissors)
Army of Darkness- it broke my heart

I do like:
Evil Dead 1+2
Rocky Horror
crossword puzzles
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
the Ramones
the Sex Pistols
July(the month)
May(the movie)

*** "The average statistician is married to 1.75 wives who try their level best to drag him out the house 2 1/4 nights a week with only 50 percent success. He has a a sloping forehead with a 2 percent grade(denoting mental strength), 5/8 of a bank account, and a 3.06 children who drive him 1/2 crazy; 1.65 of the children are male. Only .07 of all statisticians are 1/4 awake at the breakfast table where they consume 1.68 cups of coffee- the remaining .32 dribbling down their shirt fronts..."
- W.F. Miksch