THE BREAKFAST CLUB
Bender: How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up we'll all get up. It'll be anarchy!
Bender: I have a deep admiration for guys who roll around on the floor with other guys.
Andrew: You'd never miss it. You don't have any goals.
Bender: Oh, but I do. I want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a labotomy and some tights.
Brian: You wear tights?
Andrew: No, I do not wear tights. I wear a required uniform.
Brian: Tights.
Andrew: Shutup.
Andrew: Speak for yourself
Bender: You think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.
Andrew: Why do you always have to insult everybody?
Bender: I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference.
Bender: Uh Dick? Excuse me, Rich? Will milk be made available to us?
SAY ANYTHING
Lloyd: I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.
Diane: Nobody thinks it will work, do they?
Lloyd: No. You just described every great success story.
D.C.: Lloyd, why do you have to be like this?
Lloyd: 'Cause I'm a guy. I have pride.
Corey: You're not a guy.
Lloyd: I am.
Corey: No. The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy.
D.C.: Why don't you just call her again?
Lloyd: I draw the line at 7 unreturned phone calls.
Lloyd: Just knowing that a version like that exists, knowing that just for a minute she felt that and wrote "I can't help loving you". That has to be worth something.
PRETTY IN PINK
Steff: I've been out with a lot of girls at this school. I don't see what makes you so different.
Andie: I have some taste.
Duckie: I'm off like a dirty shirt.
Andie: Were you here long?
Duckie: No, no! Three, four... hours.
Duckie: It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice.
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
Walter Stratford: Hello, Katarina. Make anybody cry today?
Kat: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.
Michael: Sweet love, renew thy force.
Patrick: Don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you
Bianca: Are you asking me out? That's so cute. What's your name again?
Kat: You're not as vile as I thought you were.
Walter Stratford: Where do you think you're going?
Bianca: Well, if you must know... a small study group with friends.
Walter Stratford: Better known as an orgy?
Chastity: It's only a party, Mr. Stratford.
Walter Stratford: And hell is only a sauna.
Walter Stratford: I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl today, and you know what she said to me?
Bianca: "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my sleazy boyfriend wear a condom"?
Walter Stratford: Close, she said "I should have listened to my father."
Bianca: She did not.
Walter Stratford: Well, that's what should would have said if she wasn't so doped up.
Patrick: It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash to get you out of detention.
Patrick: See, who needs affection when I have blind hatred?
Michael: Uhh, excuse me, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?
Joey: Mr. Morgan, do you think you could get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class?
Mr. Morgan: Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.
Ms. Perky: So, I hear you've been terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.
Kat: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Kat Stratford: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
Kat: You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know.
Patrick: Yeah I know. But then you know there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.
Patrick: Well maybe you are not scared of me but I am sure you thought of me naked.
Kat: sarcastically Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.
Michael: I got the scoop: "Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns." That's a direct quote.
Patrick: Thanks Michael. Very reassuring.
Kat: You're very self-assured, did anyone ever tell you that?
Patrick: I tell myself that every day.
GILMORE GIRLS
Paris: For example, I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris in the same sentence with the word date, jaws will drop, confused looks will cover faces, words like 'how' and 'why' and 'Quick, Bob, get the children in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end.' will immediately fly out of people's mouths.
Tourist: Excuse me, I'm so sorry to bother you. Which way is 44th?
Rory: Oh, um, that way.
Tourist: Great, thanks.
Rory: I got asked directions.
Jess: I saw.
Rory: He took me for a native. That's so cool.
Jess: That's very impressive. 44th's the other way.
(Finn is being carried on a stretcher)-I missed the mat.
Logan: Again?
Finn: I'll be fine. Don't worry about me. In omnia!
Rory: What are they going to do?
Logan: What do you think they're going to do?
Rory: They're not going to jump?
Logan: Jump!
Rory: That's like seven stories! They'll die.
Logan: We're all gonna die one day.
Rory: But those four are today.
Logan: Six.
Rory: I see four.
Logan: I'm heading up.
Rory: Ugh. Of course you are.
Logan: And Finn was supposed to do it but few us figured he'd make it this far so there's an extra space.
Rory: No.
Logan: And we're not gonna die. No one in the Life and Death Brigade has ever died. Old ones have.
Rory: I am not going to jump
Seth: This is totally safe. And it goes with your outfit. Nice.
Rory: Why do they look so worried?
Logan: They're low on champagne. You can back out, you know? No one's forcing you.
Rory: I know.
Logan: You trust me?
Rory: You jump, I jump, Jack.
Logan: I really should've confirmed that those potatoes were okay.
Logan takes Rory's hand and they jump.
Seth: Oh, thank God!
Logan: You did good, Ace.
Rory holds Logan's hand to her heart.
Rory: It was a once in a lifetime experience.
Logan: Only if you want it to be.
Logan: Rory! There you are I've been looking everywhere for you. I'm late. I'm sorry. Don't be mad. I'm Logan Huntzberger.
Jordan: Jordan Chase.
Logan: Good to meet you. Thanks for keeping my girl busy. If you hadn't she would've noticed how late I am and then she would might have left and that would have been very very bad.
Jordan: Excuse me, I'm sorry. You're with her.
Logan: Going on a year and a half.
Jordan: Great. Then what the hell am I doing here.
Rory: Ugh. Thank you.
Logan: You looked cornered.
Logan: Hmm. So, who's it gonna be?
Rory: What?
Logan: Well, this shindig's an obvious meat market. I got the feeling your grandparents are expecting for you to choose someone tonight. So..?
Finn: (kneeling with champagne and flowers) Me. Pick me.
Colin: No, pick me.
Guy: Pick me.
Guy: Pick me.
Group: Pick me! Pick me!
Finn: But I'm exotic.
Colin: So is the Asian bird flu.
Logan: Wow. A room full of guys and still extremely slim pickings.
Rory: Well, I don't know. It's a pretty tough choice. Maybe I should let my boyfriend help me choose.
Logan: You have a boyfriend?
Finn: I'm crushed.
Colin: Ain't it always the way?
Logan: Do Richard and Emily know about this?
Rory: Yeah, they do.
Logan: They were just trying to make sure you had a back-up?
Rory: No, they're just...oh, no! What time is it?
Finn: It's crying time.
Colin: Eight forty-five.
Rory: Dean is meeting me at eight thirty.
Logan: Where?
Rory: Here. Out front.
Logan: Dean? Is this the boyfriend?
Rory: Yes, it's the boyfriend.
Logan: Well, we gotta see this guy.
Rory: What?
Logan: See who the man is that's won your heart. Gotta make sure he's good enough.
Rory: But..?
Logan: Let's go boys! (to Rory) You coming?
Professor Bell: Hey Sigmund! Like it or not here are the same basic characters, over and over.
Colin: Excuse me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Professor Bell: I'm right in the middle of a class.
Colin: I'm sorry. It's just...Rory, you can't just walk out like that, not after everything we've been through. You just left, I was still in bed. I mean, what is that all about?
Professor Bell: You need to do this later.
Colin: I can't do this later. Rory, I love you, dammit. How many times do I have to tell you? God, just talk to me.
Professor Bell: Okay. Out. Right now! Just get..
Logan: Colin! What are you doing, man?
Colin: Get the hell out of here.
Logan: She's with me now. I thought I told you that. Let it go.
Colin: I will not let it go.
Logan: She doesn't love you. Rory, tell him you don't love him.
Colin: Everything was fine until you came along.
Logan: Oh, don't blame me because you couldn't keep her.
Colin: I swear to God I'm gonna kill you.
Logan: Oh, I'd love to see you try.
Colin lunges at Logan.
Professor Bell: Stop it! Stop it right now! Anthony, get security! Break it up! What are you trying...gentlemen. You are losing control. You are in a classroom.
Finn walks in blowing a whistle.
Finn: Alright, that's enough. Break it up. Rory Gilmore, you should be ashamed of yourself..toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride. They used to have dignity. They used to have balls. Dammit, Gilmore, give 'em back their balls.
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