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Name: WEL, Wood Elf luver

Age: Do you honestly care? If you do, that's creepy.

What I like: chicken, computers, FANFICTION, writing, singing, and going to church. Basically, anything beginning with C, I like. Weird, ya.

What I don't like: girlie girls, football, soccer, rainy days, oh, and Justin Bieber, to all of you obsessed girls out there, and anything green, even if it starts with C.

Gender: well, duh, only the most awesome gender. GIRL!

Favorite characters: #1 Legolas from LOTR, #2 Annabeth from Percy Jackson and New Heroes series, #3 Deliarna, a random character I just made up.

Fave Category of writing: angst

Some facts about me!: I am 100% proud Christian, love roller coasters, and call people babies when they're too scare to ride one, Trojans rock, I have two weinie dogs, love music, love reading, I have read the second book of the LOTR series(I read all of the series I've ever read out of order so I won't be left with cliff hangers!) Love Harry Potter, but love Legolas much more. Harry Potter can shove his wand down a toilet if he compares his awesomness to Legolas's. I think Legolas should wear a helmet and become the size of Gimli, but still look just as awesome, I couldn't care less about Oprah, Dr. Phil, or Judge Judy, but Spongebob, I watch that almost religiously. I have weird friends, I play basketball, cry at the end of almost every sport season, and also, I am not a drama queen. I just like to make people laugh and get mad when people take my jokes too seriously. Like, take a joke, you moron! I love big cities, and if I had to pick one place to visit, it would be either Canada or Greece.

90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile

Fave Fanfiction story that I am following: The War of Light and Shadow by Freddie 23

And to all of my weird friends out there, thank you for driving me insane. Really appreciate that! : ) (That means you, Twilight53z!) Grrrr.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wanted to be a dragon rider, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wanted to be an elf, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever watched an awesome movie and then had to return to your boring life, paste this in your profile

If you've ever wanted to make someone disappear, paste this to your profile

If you've ever played a sport and cried at the end of the season, paste this to your profile

Also, if you've ever read a LOTR Fanfic, with Legolas angst in it, paste this in your profile.

Ok, that's enough ifs for now, thank you very much. I think I'll just, ya know, add on later. For fun, or boredom, whichever comes first.

MORE ABOUT WEL:

I am a big time Christian, LOVE softball and basketball, I've played softball since I was 4, and I want to be a missionary/writer when I grow up. My favorite holiday is Easter, I have over 15 best friends in the world outside of Fanfiction, I love Fanfiction, and I cannot stand when someone makes a character die in a story that I don't think should be dead. I also HATE it when authors start a story then never finish it. That irks me a little. I also hate it when authors leave cliff hangers, but I do that all the time, so I have no room to talk. My fave subject to read about is LOTR, and I love to make people smile and love to crack jokes. Even if they don't make a whole lot of sense, I love to make people try to figure out what I said, and make sense of it theirselves. I make straight A's at school, and my favorite candy is Crunch bars. My favorite song artist is Christ Tomlin (Christian song artist, sings Amazing Grace awesomely). To all of you who are reading this, thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy reading my stories as much as I do. THANKS!! : )

I am the manager of a community, Legolas Angst Luvers, which is for people that love Legolas, love Legolas angst, and write about Legolas angst! If you would like to become a member, you can join by PMing me some info on why you would want to be in Legolas Angst Luvers and I add you on to the staff! More info on the community will be posted soon. Or, if you want to join and then add a story to the community archive, that's good too! Alright, thanks, y'all!

Ok, I am sooo bored lately, so if anyone wants to PM me, that's fine. Any topic will do.

As you can probably tell, I love Legolas angst! It's awesome, and it happens more often than anything. It's weird, but really, that Elf needs a helmet. I don't blame Elrond for always wanting to lock Aragorn and Legolas in their rooms! Lol!

If you want to help decide what my next character in A Random Story should be, I have a poll going at the top, so you can vote for your favorite! Thanks for reading my stories, and I hope you like them.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vise versa then copy this into your profile

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile.

-Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wanted that a fanfiction was real, copy and paste this in your profile

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile

If you have Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (Legolas!!!)

If you are a proud Christian, copy/paste this into your profile

If nothing anyone did/ can do will EVER pull you away from Jesus, copy/ paste this on your profile

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When u open it, he collapses.KI

When he see's u reading it, he faints.

When he see's u living it, he flees.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

At age 8, your dad bought you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will tell you that you're a great singer even if you're terrible BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you that you suck.

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will help you when you fall BEST FRIENDS: Will be laughing so hard at you they fall too.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

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Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

People get pushed around and bullied every day. They say things that can't ever be taken back, and their words always knock you down. But in life, if you get knocked down, you just have to get back up again. Dust yourself off, and get ready for round two. Be prepared to try to win. If you are against bullying, copy and paste this into your profile.

God loves you and is always watching you. Like your own personal stalker. If you love God with all of your heart, soul, and mind, and nothing will ever change that, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever read all the way to Deutoronomy in the Bible, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ephesians 6:14-18 says, "Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the saints." If you are a warrior of God, copy and paste this into your profile.

Favorite song artists: Chris Tomlin(freakin awesome!), Mark Schultz, Casting Crowns, TobyMac, Skillet, Rascal Flatts, Lady Antebellum, The Band Perry, Train, Hunter Hayes, Laura Story, Relient K, Hawk Nelson, Taylor Swift, Paramore, Michael Buble, Luke Bryan, Kutless, Jason Mraz, The Fray, anything Christian.

Favorite Comedians: Jeff Dunham and Adam Sandler(Billy Madison!!!)

Favorite quote from a show: Married with Children, "Hey umpire! He's got a horse in his pocket, I need a ruling!" or "The brain doesn't need blood, you just need to keep the brain wet!"

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (If you actually understand this you should probably count yourself as weird)

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that CAN resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.(BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!) (SHHHHH! don't tell the police)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sat on your computer, reading someone else's “copy and paste this on your profile” stuff, copy and past this on your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have long conversations to yourself/your reflection over weird pointless things, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Animals are on the brink of extintion everywhere. Some are hunted away, and others are losing their hmes. Copy and paste this message if you want to help save the wild animals in any way you can

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny because you were laughing for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you have ever tought that all of your classmates are completely idiots, copy and poste this into your profile.

If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your charcters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't think everything Oprah or Dr. Phil say is true, and don't watch them relgiously, or maybe not at all, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to youe profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, sopy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put i at the beginning and u at the end.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing. Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: I know how to please a woman Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile (all of 'em!).

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If FanFiction.Net is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you hate Twilight with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, copy and paste this into your profile, grab a bat, and let's find Robert Pattinson!

If you actually tried to give yourself ghost powers, smack yourself for being stupid! Oh, and copy and paste this into your profile.

These 20 are my favorite sarcastic quotes of all time, gotten from various locations including internet and other authors pages (note: number is pending)-

1. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit more effort, you can be absolutely and perfectly impossible.

2. Sharks hug with their mouth.

3. The Zombies are coming! They're hungry for brains! Don't worry, you're safe.

4. My mind works like lightening...One brilliant flash and it's gone.

5. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

6. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

7. When life gives lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

8. HELP!! I got lost in my mind, it was uncharted territory...

9. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

10. The only way for people to meet your standards, is for you to lower them, a lot.

11. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

12: A computer once beat me at chess, but was no match for me at boxing.

13. think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!

14. To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.

15. Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes, he's my best friend. I call him Snarky for short...

16. I'm not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…

17. Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

18. Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

19. “I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

20. silence is golden. duct tape is silver.

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