Ben Barrett
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since: 08-16-03, id: 439805, Profile Updated: 08-15-12
country: USA
Author has written 28 stories for South Park, Hey Arnold, Quantum Leap, Home Movies, Two and a Half Men, Harry Potter, and All Dogs go to Heaven.

Good news! I have written my first book! Search Amazon for "Raisin Ben Barrett" and you'll find it. Definitely pick up a copy for your mobile device or grab yourself a physical copy. I thank you all for your support over the years. It's meant the world to me. And I won't forget where I came from. I'll come on here and post every now and then. Thanks again, everyone! You really are the best fans in the world!

-Ben


1. Broken reviews
After Carface beats Itchy and burns the casino down, Itchy is left with nothing but his thoughts as he walks through the streets of New Orleans towards the old church. One-sided ItchyXCharlie. A challenge fic.
All Dogs go to Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-13-12 - Itchy I. - Complete
2. Remembering Stan » reviews
After Kyle forgets everything he knows, Stan does everything in his power to help Kyle remember. SxK. Slash. No longer a collab project.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-6-12 - Published: 3-20-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B.
3. The After reviews
After Stan and Kyle's first time, they sit down and have a serious talk. Rated M for sexual content. Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-22-11 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
4. Consequences reviews
Bad things keep happening around Charlie. Is it all just a streak of bad luck or is he finally reaping the consequences of a life of degradation? Rated T for graphic images, strong language, and mature themes.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-11-11 - Charlie H.
5. Chosen » reviews
AU. Harry Potter is a homeless man living on the streets of London. When Dumbledore shows up and offers him the chance to be a hero, will he choose to fight for others or turn his back? neutral!Harry. Possible HarryXDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-13-10 - Published: 12-21-09 - Harry P.
6. My Closest Friend reviews
Kyle struggles as he finds himself falling for Stan. Style. Oneshot. Mildly slashy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 5-13-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
7. Facing The Past » reviews
Nineteen years after the murder of Stan and his family, Kyle is forced to return to Colorado, where the ghosts of the past still linger. Mature themes. KxW. FINALLY UPDATED!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,575 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 2-2-08 - Kyle B. & Wendy Testaburger
8. I Can't Believe It's Not Butters! » reviews
Butters stands up to Cartman, which causes the fat kid to fall for him. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny finally accept Butters as one of their own. BxC. Mild slash. Intentionally OOC due to characters gradually changing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,800 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 7-16-09 - Published: 5-2-07 - Butters S. & Eric Cartman - Complete
9. Peace reviews
After going through an abusive experience no child should ever have to endure, Jake is haunted to no end. Uncle Charlie decides to lend a hand and help the poor boy get a little peace of mind. Rated M for sexual abuse, language, and underage drinking.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-21-09 - Complete
10. God Save the Queen reviews
When Kyle returns to South Park for the reading of Kenny's will, parody ensues. Rips on a lot of great stories. Rated T for language. Slash. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-17-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
11. Reflections reviews
Stan looks back on the worst mistake of his life. Slash. Style. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-29-09 - Stan M. - Complete
12. Waiting reviews
After something unspeakable happens, Walter can only sit and wait for Perry to wake up from his coma, despite the fact that everyone tells him it's hopeless. T for language. WalterPerry. Mild slash. Oneshot.
Home Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-29-08 - Complete
13. A Blatant Ripoff reviews
Another jokefic. Stan catches Kyle doing something in the bathroom and the hilarity ensues. Style. Parody. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-30-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
14. The Day Kyle Slipped Away reviews
Kyle dies, and Stan doesn't handle it well. Angsty songfic. Oneshot. Based on the YouTube video by EvilSpork. Just like the video, it is not really slash but you could easily interpret it as such if you like.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 4-14-08 - Stan M. - Complete
15. Why Don't We Get Drunk? reviews
Stan and Kyle get drunk because they don't want to be in another bad slash story. Style. Songfic. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-24-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
16. All The Ways I Want You » reviews
Helga has a strange recurring dream that causes her to seriously consider telling Arnold how she feels.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,360 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 5-4-07 - Helga & Arnold
17. Cocoa reviews
Stan brings Butters cocoa and listens to his confessions. Stutters. Style. SLASH. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-27-07 - Butters S. & Stan M. - Complete
18. Science Fiction Double Feature » reviews
The sequel to WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD. As Stan and Kyle settle into married life, something happens that could ruin everything. Style. Slash. References to RHPS.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,722 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-23-07 - Published: 5-27-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B.
19. The Headstone reviews
A headstone in South Park Cemetery sparks the interest of a group of kids who want to know what happened. Hinted StanXKyle. Songfic. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 10-11-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
20. Trouble In River City reviews
Sam's latest leap puts him in River City, Iowa, long before he was ever born. He must figure out why he's there, and how such an error occurred. Music Man Quantum Leap crossover.
Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-4-07
21. For the Record reviews
Stan talks about how straight he and Kyle are. No slash. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-29-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
22. Style on Strike reviews
Stan and Kyle go on strike against slash stories. Oneshot. Style. Mildly slashy...whether they like it or not. Crude sexual humor.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 5-15-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
23. Hung Over reviews
Stan and Kyle wake up in bed together and wonder what happened the night before. Songfic. SLASH. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-10-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
24. Hurt reviews
Stan struggles with a bad drug addiction that threatens to destroy his marriage to Kyle. StanXKyle. Oneshot. Songfic. Contains SLASH.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-4-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
25. What Does The Future Hold? » reviews
The boys discuss what the future might be like while Stan and Kyle deal with their feelings toward each other. StanXKyle. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,389 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 4-21-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
26. Delia's Gone reviews
Stan kills Wendy. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-23-07 - Stan M. & Wendy Testaburger - Complete
27. Analyzing Kyle » reviews
Kyle must come to terms with his relationship with Stan. StanxKyle. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-20-07 - Published: 4-17-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
28. I Do Not Love You reviews
Stan deals with losing his best friend and his last experience with him. Oneshot. StanXKyle SLASH
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 4-15-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
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