What's your name?

just call me CommonSwift and by the way I am a girl

How old are you?

does it really matter?...fine I am 20

hahahahhaaha are you a bit too old for fanfictions?

stop laughing, I have to improve my english T_T

In the Tinker bell section?

I had to start from somewhere.

Where are you from?

Italy...unfortunatly, can't wait to get to UK

Why?

do I really need to explain that?

Yes

Because I can't stand my own country way of thinking...for example if a thief enters in my house I can't fight back or subdue him in any way or I will get arrested and on a side note if my dog was to attack him, it will be put down.

To put it in short terms all laws in Italy are more usefull to the criminals then the honest people and the whole thing about Italy being a democratic country based on meritocracy it's a big lie, because you can't get a decent job without a recommendation from a man of power no matter how much qualificated you are.

Do you have a Job?

I used to work at one of those shops on the streets but I got fired for selling some rusty useless very small thinghy at a very small price...in my defense I was told the price of only the books and bracelets then my boss left me alone for hours -_-'

So currently I am unemployed...however I am thinking about working for a fast food

Why?

I don't want to stay at my mother's house forever and I want to pay for my College fees

What do you study?

I study Japanese, Chinese and English

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

Why did you post those stupid chain messages? they are not real.

I know but my profile felt empty...

Then write something usefull on it instead of those.

But they are entertaining

You are hopeless

I know

Hey CommonSwift!

What is it?

Nothing

Then why did you call me?

I was bored XD

I want to beat up the woman who lives above me so bad.

What did she do?

She starts shouting everytime I walk around my house.

How is she able to hear you if she lives above you?

Good question, maybe she got super powers.

*Starts trowing up*

Turtle scene?

*nods*

Would type up the new chapter already? people are starting to get annoyed

I am working on it

Why is it taking so long?

Can't tell you, it's a secret

Oh come on split it out!

Nope!

GRRRRRRRRRRR JUST TYPE THE NEW CHAPTER BEFORE I REACT CUPCAKES ON YOU

*runs off to type*

Always works

*comes back*

That was fast...wait this chapter is not over!

I was wondering what's the difference bethween a cupcake and a muffin?

It doesn't matter go type!

Fine, fine but you should really consider taking some sedatives

...HOLY SHIT...

What?

you don't want to know T_T

What can be worse then the turtle scene?

...a creepy blue hedgedog with black eyes and red glowing pupils, nasty shark like teeth all covered in blood...

O_O