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| AmandaDaughterOfHades |
10 Random facts about me: 1. I'm a girl. 2. I love reading and music. 3. My favorite colours are Black, Blue and Green. 4. My favorite Bands/Singers are: Three Days Grace, My Chemical Romance, Escape The Fate, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Veil Brides, Linkin Park, Nickelback, Green Day, ACDC, Sum 41, Blink 182, Bon Jovi, Red Jumpsuits Apparatus, Guns N' Roses, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Panic! At The Disco, Lostprophets, Papa Roach, Paramore, Queen, Scorpions, The Script, Daughtry, R5, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Taylor Swift, Avril Lavigne. 5. My favorite books are PJO and HOO and Huger Games. 6. I get bored easily. 7. I have a short attention span. 8. I Love Pizza. 9. I love funny Movies. 10. My eyes are Hazel but turn Dark brown in the dark and gold in the light. ϟ Favorite Male PJO/HOO Characters: 1. Percy 2. Nico 3. Leo 4. Jason 5. The Stolls Favorite Female PJO/HOO Characters: 1. Thalia 2. Annabeth 3. Rachel 4. Hazel 5. Reyna 6. Bianca ϟ Favorite Male Gods: 1. Hades 2. Poseidon 3. Apollo 4. Hermes Favorite Female Gods: 1. Hestia 2. Artemis 3. Athena ϟ Favorite Parings: Austin/Ally - Austin&Ally Trish/Dez - Austin&Ally Beck/Tori - Victorious Cat/Robbie - Victorious Andre/Jade - Victorious Freddie/Carly - iCarly Percy/Thalia -PJO Nico/Thalia - PJO Percy/Artemis - PJO Percy/Hestia - PJO Percy/Reyna - PJO/HOO Percy/Athena - PJO Percy/Piper - PJO/HOO Jason/Piper - PJO/HOO Leo/Piper - PJO/HOO Leo/Hazel - PJO/HOO Percy/Aphrodite - PJO Percy/Nico - PJO Percy/Leo - PJO/HOO Jason/Leo - PJO/HOO Percy/Zoe - PJO {yes i don't like Percabeth much i feel its a bit over used.} ϟ FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. 17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18. When it gets really quiet grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" 27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!" 28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 32.Meow occasionally. 33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in their noses. 34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" 36.Say "Ding!" at each floor. 37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." ϟ NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS: NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile ϟ Things to remember: You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it I don't obsess! I think intensely. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Utter randomness!! If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?' Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door. If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up! Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. Blonde joke (no offense blondes) This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field, The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.' The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field, 'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.' The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again. The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!" I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracingYou cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. ϟ It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherfucker who made you frown. -I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it! -I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay. -I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it. -Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!! -Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it! You thought I was going to say 'to get to the other side' didn't you! I tricked you!! eh heh! -if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? -Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them! -tell the truth and RUN FOR IT -If everything is going well in my mind then you have overlooked something -you cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder -The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame -I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it. -When in doubt, make up words An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. -Silence is golden, duct tape is silver -Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out -Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. -Im not saying your stupid im just implying it -I had a freind once... but then hs rope boke and he ran for it. -I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I? ϟ 1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. 2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 3.)If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. 4.)Would you like a cookie? So would I. 5.)You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear 6.)A day without sunshine is like... night. 7.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! 8.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! 9.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. 10.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. 11.)America is a free country. Of course, you can't get that freedom untill you are eighteen, but that's okay, because when you do turn eighteen, you get a bunch of privlieges, like doing jury duty, paying taxes, and paying off bills... 12.)A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. 13.)Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated! 14.)Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! 15.)I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. 16.)My favorite word is sarcasm. 17.)It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity. 18.)I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else. 19.)At the start of your life, you will be awarded a lifetime supply of air. Use it wisely. 20.)I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 21.)When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. 22.)I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. 23.)When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. 24.) The dark side has cookies, but we have pie. Blueberry, to be exact. 25.)Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind 26.)Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved problems? 27.)Education is important. school however, is another matter. 28.)What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 29.)Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 30.)Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? 31.)Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick 32.)A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. 33.)If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. 34.)Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. 35.) When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!! 36.)When life gives you lemons, throw it in the trash and tell life you'd rather have money. 37.)My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. 38.)1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. 39.)there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't. 40.)dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future 41.)The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. 42.)Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. 43.)Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. 44.)When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes. 45.)When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it. 46.)Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public. 47.)EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami 48.)Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can. 49.)Normal is just a setting on washing machines. 50.) (ok this ones long) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that trash up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! 51.)Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. 52.)Ever stop to think and forget to start again? 53.)You're intoxocated by my very presence! 54.)I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends jk u guys r awsome(gravy) 55.)I ran with scissors, and lived! 56.)Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (charlie and the chocolate factory) 57.)I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. 58.)BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. 59.)Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS 60.)BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool! 61.)There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. 62.)Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - 63.) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' 64.) "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." 65.)A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. 66.)worst excuse for not turning in nomework: i couldent find anyone to copy it from 67.)the only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory 68.) he who laughs last didnt get it 69.)when theres a will i want to be in it 70.) Do not lead me into temptation. I can find it myself 71.)the number of people watching you is directly proportinal to the stupidity of your action 72.) when everything's coming your way, your in the wrong lane 73.) i couldnt repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder 74.) Everyone makes mistakes. the trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking 75.)Being mature is overrated 76.)Being weird is like being normal, only better. 77.)I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. 78.)Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. 79.)it takes 42 muscles to frown 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. 80.)I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? 81.)Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life 82.)If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk 83.)I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth 84.)Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. 85.)Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. 86.)WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff 87.)Person#1: Happiness is just around the corner! 88.)Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... 89.)If two wrongs don't make a right, try three 90.)I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. 91.)Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. 92.)I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! ϟ You know your obsessed with PJO when: When there’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. You think forget twilight and go percybeth. You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You have dreams about PJO characters/events Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHYDO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase ofemergencies You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You give all your siblings god parents You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!Give it back!! You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(Horrible! Wrong plot, wrong characters, name something that wasn't wrong!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO anduse it in conversations. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that Ihave any experience.) When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You know what you would do if you were Percy You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You copy/paste this onto your profile. ϟ Really Dumb Store labels: On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for ϟ "One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. "'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on. "As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. "So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives." "He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!" "There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. "We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same. "Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books. "Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke. "I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. "Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous! "Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. "As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story." "I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home. "He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. "I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize its depth." Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.' ϟ This is who I am. I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it. I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it. I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside. I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right. I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark. I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark. I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights. But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night. Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong. But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong. I think of that weight that just hangs above me, Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly. I don't fight it, I don't struggle, I just hold it up. The force on my shoulders, I'm begging it to stop. But I just hold it together, And keep the smile on my face. Just hoping that one day, Someone will take my place. ϟ Percy Jackson & the Olympians Prophecies: The Lightning Thief You shall go west and face the god who has turned, You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned. You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend, And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end. The Sea of Monsters You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone, You shall find what you seek and make it your own; But fear for your life entombed within stone, And fail without friends, to fly home alone. The Titan's Curse Five shall go west to the goddess in chains, One shall be lost in the land without rain. The bane of Olympus shows the trail. Campers and Hunters combined prevail. The Titan's Curse must one withstand, And one shall perish by a parent's hand. The Battle of the Labyrinth You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze, The dead, the traitor, and the lost one, raise; You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand, The child of Athena's final stand. Destroy with a hero's final breath, And lose a love to worse than death. THE GREAT PROPHECY A half-blood of the eldest gods Shall reach sixteen against all odds And see the world in endless sleep; The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap. A single choice shall end his days, Olympus to preserve or raze. ϟ Heroes of Olympus prophecies: THE GREAT PROPHECY Seven half-bloods shall answer the call; To storm or fire the world must fall. An oath to keep with a final breath, And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death. The Lost Hero Child of lightning, beware the earth. The giants' revenge, the seven shall birth. The forge and the dove shall break the cage, And death unless through Hera's rage. The Son of Neptune To the west, beyond the gods, lies the legion's crown. Falling from ice, the Son of Neptune shall drown-- The Mark of Athena Wisdom's daughter walks alone; The mark of Athena burns through Rome. The twins snuff out the angel's breath Who holds the key to endless death. The giants' bane stands gold and pale, Won with pain from a woven jail. ϟ YOUR GUY SIDE: X You love hoodies. You watch sports on TV. Total:20/25 ϟ YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total: 3/25 ϟ PREP X You own a cell phone. ϟ GEEK X You love the computer. You never miss school unless you're sick. ϟ HARDCORE/SCENE XYou like loud music ϟ ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. ϟ Percy Jackson (bold ones that are you!) ZEUS You like being in charge. 3/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 8/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 10/10 DEMETER You own a garden. 2/10 ARES You often start fights. 6/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 5/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 6/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 6/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 1/10 APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. 0/10 HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 8/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. 2/10 HECATE Being called 'crazy' is a compliment 10/10 ϟ -See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide. -See that girl, with her face caked in make-up? She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful. Don't Judge. ϟ DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: ϟ What makes life 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. If: is represented as: then: H A R D W O R K K N O W L E D G E but: A T T I T U D E and: So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, And look how far this will take you... A S S K I S S I N G Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :) ϟ I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart ϟ Johnny brought a gun to school, Mommy, I was a good girl, I did But Mommy, when I went to school that day, When Johnny shot the gun, Mommy, please tell Daddy; And tell my little sister; And tell my wonderful friends; Mommy, tell my teachers; Mommy, why'd it have to be me? And Mommy, tell the doctors; Mommy, I'm slowly dying, Mommy, I ran as fast as I could, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to get married, But Mommy, I'm must go now, I love you Mommy, I always have, --In Memory Of The School Shootings-- ϟ Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!) 1(Jan) - I shot Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star Pick the color of shirt you are wearing... White - because im sexy like that I got : I slapped a sexy girl because i love weed ok... that was random... ϟ Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who hates and isn't obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, WanderingShadowlight, No1butjoe, Nicole Roza Ozera, And Pidgons Fly35, EnglandPoland, Rosie Luvs Choccie,PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, I am a naiad glad to serve you, AmandaDaughterOfHades, ϟ How the PJO characters command people to shut up: Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you! Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater! Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will bring you to war and kill you! Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW! Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you! Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life! Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life! Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines! Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife. Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you! ϟ Random Fears Arachibutyrophobia: Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. Alektorophobia: Fear of chickens. Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. Bibliophobia: Fear of books. Cathisophobia: Fear of sitting. Dextrophobia: Fear of objects at the right side of the body Dipsophobia: Fear of drinking. Euphobia: Fear of hearing good news. Geliophobia: Fear of laughter. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words. Mnemophobia: Fear of memories Pantophobia: Fear of everything ϟ KILL STEROTYPES! I bold the things that are like me I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I KNOW what that is, so I must be a freak… I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish! I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress. I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone's ass. I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian. I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant. I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual. I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict. I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian. I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs. I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life. I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up. I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch. I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention. I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean. I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST NOT be dating them all. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math. (hate math) I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare. I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend. I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy. I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head. I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports. I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time. I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG. I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN. I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd. I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd. I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try. I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL. I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans. I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature. I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet. I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish. I don't wear MAKEUP or do my HAIR up, so I MUST not give a crap about my appearance. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7(i barely do my homework :P) I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight JEANS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTEN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff ϟ A black man walked into a room where a white man was sat. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism! ϟ I'm skinny, so I must not eat. I have a few best friends, so I'm a loner. I'm brunette, so I must be poor and stupid. I care about my grades, so I'm a nerd. I like to make people happy, so I'm a suckup. I like to watch T.V and sleep, so I'm lazy. I like to run, so I must be a health freak. I like to relax, so I'm not responible. I am loud, so I must obnoxious. I like to eat, so I must be fat. I like to have fun, so I must be childish. I cry and breakdown, inside and out, so I must be a wimp. I don't tell people eveything, so I'm a liar. I stand up for my friends and I, so I must be mean and bossy. I have insecurities, so I must not like myself. How about you stop sterotyping? No one is perfect. Everyone has their days, and some people have a breaking point. Stop judging people before you even know them. ϟ Remember that girl you called fat today? she went home and made herself throw up Remember that person you called ugly? they're saving up for plastic surgery instead of college Remember that guy you called gay? he slept with a girl to prove he wasn't, and now he's stuck with her for 18 years Remember that person you laughed at for passing out? they're dying of a brain tumour Remember that girl you called pathetic and disgusting? she cuts herself every night Remember that girlfriend/boyfriend you cheated on and thought nothing of it? They will never trust themselves to fall in love again Remember that guy you dared to break into the store? He's going to jail for four years You don't have to do much to ruin someone's life. Just think before you speak. Consider how those few little words will affect the person you are saying them to. 'Cause if the roles were reversed, how would you feel? Hate bullying? Repost this onto your profile, so as many people get the message as possible. ϟ Austin and Ally obsessions: You know your obsessed with Auslly when you screamed at the TV when you saw Cassidy... You know your obsessed with Auslly when say aww when they hug! You know your obsessed with Auslly when you mix up fanfictions and the real show You know your obsessed with Auslly when you point out every little moment on the show ϟ Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' ϟ Girl Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Guy: I know how to please a woman Guy: I can tell you want me Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine? Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! ϟ Add this to you profile if you think it's funny, Father: "You’re in big trouble Miss!" ϟ Good Friends vs Best Friends A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Haha, loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bitch, run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the cell next to you, saying, "DAMN! We f*ed up!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried, but will make fun of you privately A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you that she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you. A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into a lake so you can collect insurance. A good friend will watch your pets when you go away. A best friend won't let you go away. A good friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you. A good friend will hide you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after you in the first place. A good friend never asks for something to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. A best friend calls them by MOM and DAD A good friend won't let you do something stupid. A best friend wont let you do something stupid ALONE A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." A good friend will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. A best friend will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" A good friend is only for a few years. A best friend is for life. FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! ϟ Funny Quotes Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel. By the Hulk. On an adrenaline rush. Im the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them you are a mile away and you have their shoes If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong ϟ Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. (I've proved this one wrong too!!) chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted... ϟ PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Re- post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!! ϟ She paints a pretty picture, But the story has a twist, Her paintbrush is a razor, And her canvas is her wrist. She paints her pretty picture In a color thats blood red While using her sharp paintbrush She ends up finally dead Her pretty pictures fading, Quite slowly on her arm, The blood is not racing through her, She can no longer do harm. She painted her pretty picture, But her picture had a twist. You see her mind was her razor And her heart was her wrist Add This To Your Profile If You Aren't Against People Who Cut Themselves Or If You Try And Help People Like This On A Daily Basis ϟ | |||||||
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