Update April 2008: I haven't updated this bio in at least three years. Very little in it is still accurate. I'm 20 now. Blu bitched out on me and is no longer my friend, and T9 is no longer my girlfriend. However, even though I miss writing, I have no plans to return to this site anytime soon (partly out of lack of material, partly out of painful memories of a friend and co-author lost), so my old bio from a better time will remain here for posterity. My current work can be found on deviantArt, where I have the same username as here.

Welcome to my bio, version 2.0! Stupid QuickEdit...

I was born and raised in a windmill, and have spent my whole life there playing my phonograph. If you don't get the joke, I pity you. Chances are you won't like my fics. Some real info, you ask? Okay. I'll tell you that my real name is Kenny, since it's showed up in at least one review, and I've put it in my story at least once. I'm 17 and a guy (if you couldn't tell from the name), I live in Colorado, and for anyone who absolutely has to know (get a life!), I'm taken. Sorry if that disappoints you.

The Switch was the first thing I wrote, when I had an idea and decided to take a chance and put up some of my writing, which I thought was horrible at the time (which is why I never wrote anything before The Switch). One thing I'd like to do better is draw. I can't draw very well, and there have been a few times that I'd have liked to do my own character sketches.

Author Friends:

Luna-Kitsune-Blu: This is my best friend on this site. Ah, what can you say about Blu? Well, psycho, for one, but in the good way. If you like Zelda fics, check her out, and if you like Trigun, too, you'll be in heaven. Her Detective Conan stories are awesome, too.
Quote: "Blu: I want ramen. I had chicken. That's not ramen. It's chicken.
Tobu-Ken: And she says other people are dense..."
Original Characters (fic and IM):
TK:Formerly the sword called Tobu-Ken, now a Hylian.
Ryoga Hibiki: Directionless pig-boy of Ranma 1/2 fame.

El Hustino: I warn you now, people, this guy may not seem dangerous on the outside, but he controls forces that would scare most mortals. He's a good guy, though. I hear his Trigun fics are good, and I'm sure his Zelda one's good, too. I just need a chance to read it...
One of his favorite quotes: "Some people play tennis; I erode the human soul." - Tycho, Penny Arcade
His Characters:
Diablo: Hustino's evil side. He brings new meaning to the word 'hentai'.
Kasumi: His neko-chan.
GIR: Everyone's favorite robot slave from Invader Zim

wolf-woman54 (Wolf/T9): My girlfriend! A major pyro, among other things. She does pretty good Trigun fics. Beware, though. Don't hug her. She'll maul you, not to mention what I'll do to ya.
Her personal word: deflagrate - to burn or cause something to burn rapidly and violently
Short description: Hug with teeth.
Her characters:
Legato Bluesummers: Yes, it's Legato from Trigun. This isn't the Legato you all know and hate, though. Her ex-husband, btw.
Jan: A cute li'l kitty.

I know I'm forgetting someone here, so I appologize. I also appologize for the length of that. >. And now, for the sake of completeness, me!

GuruGuru214: I know, this is me, not a friend, but I wanted one of these for me. 'cause I can.
Favorite Quote: Stilll looking for one.
My Characters: Makoto: This is my shoulder angel. She's lended her name and personality to a fairy in Rebirth of the Deity. As with the others, you'll see her in a/ns or if you talk to me. She's also the one who created Nayuki from a random cat that T9 was chasing.
Asako: Makoto's twin sister, and my shoulder devil. She also has a fairy clone in RotD. Her weapon of choice is a 10' pipe she uses to shove weird things up Diablo's...rectum...
Nayuki: She's a neko-chan, and I have T9 to thank for her. She's about 16 in body, and about 5 in maturity. Quite huggable. -hugs Nayuki-
Oro: A physical manifestation of my curiosity and confusion, bundled up in a little five-year-old boy. He's also the prince of a pygmy tribe.

Not really much else to say. I know you must be so disappointed.

Yeah, if you've gotten this far and you aren't bored out of your skull already, scroll down and read my stories. They're not half bad, if you ask most people other than me. Maybe I'll put up more someday to give them some company.