Hi! my psuedonym is Ivy Mae Arcondas, but you probably know me as Ivy000. I'm not going to say my age, but I'll give you this: I'm younger than 16 and I'm a teenager. My favorite colors are blue and green, I love cats, and I have two little brothers.

Some awesome authors:

Ruetheday

Curlscat

Clover Arcondas

Rose Acondas

Bml1997

Cheycartoongirl8

96DarkAngel

Joshpro(insert numbers here)

And there are more that I don't feel like listing. The last 4 are Penguins of Madagascar, Clo and Ro are sisters, by the way, and they do whatever, Curlscat is Sisters Grimm, and Ruetheday writes Hunger Games.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, muffinlover101, AmaraBellaGirl, Little Christian, Bml1997, 96DarkAngel,Cheycartoon8girl, Ivy000

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because the voices just told me a joke.

I'm smiling, that alone should scare you out of your mind.

I'm in my own world, but don't worry, they like me here.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but still, it's on the list.

Obsession is healthy, it gets your mind off the voices who are annoying the Frond out of you.

Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over!

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

When in doubt, make words up!

Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

A girl who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame for the problem... hehehe

Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and she got away.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Education is important. Although school is another matter entirely

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.

Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you really done?

Never explain. Your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you anyway.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream, which is kind of the same thing.

I do not obsess, I think intently.

It's you and me against the world - we attack at dawn.

Yes, I am a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.