Hi! I'm HappyPlatypus, and I love the Beatles. :D

Here's my FictionPress link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/902855/

INFO/UPDATES:

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-I'm working on a collaboration with rubberevolveroad64! The story is called Don't Lose Yer Head, and Chapter 6, written by me, was posted tonight, after a long wait that probably caused people to lose interest. Sorry about that. Rubberevolveroad64's chapter will be next. Please read the story and review!

-I am currently working on Chapter 7 for With the Beatles. It should be posted soon... maybe.

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Beatlemaniac (adj) - One who has an over-the-top or abnormal obsession/infatuation with the Beatles.

B est music ever!

E verybody loves them!

A ll the time, we listen to them!

T hey are just awesome!

L osers are the people who hate on them.

E verywhere you go.

S o, listen to them! Copy and Paste this if you are a true Beatles fan

I copied these questions from another profile:

1.You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you buy?

Um... chips? Or maybe a donut... or candy... or nuts/sunflower seeds... or maybe trail mix... ???????????

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?

Octopus or walrus or dolphin- first two because of Beatles, last one 'cause it's cool :D

3. Who's your favorite redhead?

Um... wasn't John's hair reddish? Auburn? Something? If not, my friend from school.

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

Pancakes, eggs, bacon, hashbrowns. I don't eat all of it, don't worry. Oh, and orange juice.

5. Last book you read?

Beatles Anthology

6. Describe your mood.

BEATLESBEATLESBEATLESBEATLESBEATLES

7. Describe the last time you were injured?

Burnt my finger on the toaster this afternoon. :(

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

Actual friends or people I would like to have been friends with? Actual friends: my two closest friends because we could entertain each other for all eternity. PeopleI would like to have been friends with: The Beatles. :D I hope they have their instruments with them.

9. Rock concert or symphony?

Rock. I really wish I could go see Paul or Ringo.

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

Beatles Anthology collage

11. Favorite Soda?

Root beer or Sprite

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

A tie-dye T-shirt I made myself (Well, I obviously didn't make the shirt- I just dyed it)

13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be?

Car or bike- wait, it says one... bike. SAVE THE PLANET! But if fictitious transportation counts, I choose teleportation.

14. Most recent movie you have watched?

A Hard Day's Night

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODILOVEGEORGEHARRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

16. Whats your favorite kind of cake?

Chocolate with chocolate icing

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

Pizza

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

Um, a wall.

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Not usually, no...

20. Favorite toy as a child?

Baby doll

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

Uh, no...

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

Yeah, probably. Whatever. :P

23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms?

Hmm... last time I can remember is... never.

24. Whats your favorite fruit?

Pear or watermelon

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

Does my cousin count?

26. Do you like running long distances?

No

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

Yes

28. What color are your bedsheets?

White with blue and green polkadots

29. Whats your favorite flower?

Hydrangeas or marigolds

30. Do you do ballet?

When I was little.

31. Do you listen to classical music?

When I'm doing homework

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?

SpongeBob...

33. Do you watch Spongebob?

Sometimes... It's additcting, okay?

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

Freezing- but I like being cold :D

35. Do people consider you smart?

Yeah. Either that or crazy.

36. How many piercings do you have?

Uh, none.

37. Are you signed on AIM?

What does that mean? Probably something obvious that I've missed... that happens a lot...

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

Why would I do that?

39. How do you feel about your family?

... I don't know...

40. Do you have an iPod?

iPad.

41. What time do you go to bed?

Rarely before 11:00 PM.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

A Hard Day's Night

43. What movie do you know every line to?

Closest would be A Hard Day's Night.

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?

French or Caesar

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

I don't know... it was just Christmas...

6. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?

I really have no idea. Most of my family is close.

47. Do you like hugs?

Yes, usually.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

...? I really don't know.

49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

My name is hardly ever mispronounced...

My favorite...

Beatle: GEORGE

Beatles song: GAAHHHHH! How am I supposed to answer that? ... does the Abbey Road medley count? No, no, actually Something, or Here Comes the Sun... GAHHH! I don't know!!!

Beatles album: Abbey Road... I think...

Band/singer/musical artist: Do I really need to answer this? Justin Bieber, duh! WAIT, STOP!!! THAT WAS A JOKE! I HOPE YOU ALL UNDERSTAND THAT I AM JOKING AND I WILL NEVER LOVE ANY MUSICAL ARTIST MORE THAN THE BEATLES!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Weirdness:

People call me weird and I say thank you, hey, it means that I have personality, and not boring! I scream out of no where for no reason, it's pretty funny actually I say random things at anytimes When people ask me "What's wrong with you?" you reply, "Everything" and smile happily I burst into laughter for no reason and everyone stares at me I say weird things that don't even make sense I think that my mind is to complex for other people to under stand The world is weird, and If Im weird, and you're "normal", then doesnt that make you weird? I dont want to be boring! Normalness is boring!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Im weird and I'm proud and happy to be! Put this on your profile if your weird and your proud!

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A black man walks into a café one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
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"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
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"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
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"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
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"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: You're Gonna Lose That Girl - Beatles

Waking Up: Something- Beatles

First Day at School: Something - Beatles (Different version than above- above from album called Abbey Road, this one from Anthology- weird, isn't it?)

Falling In Love: Wheels- Foo Fighters (Eh, okay- my mom's music, really)

Fight Song: My Tighty Whiteys- SpongeBob (For the record, I swear it is honestly my sister's music!)

Breaking Up: Spotlight- Selena Gomez and the Scene (Eh, okay- my sister's music, really)

Prom night: Pale Horse- Smashing Pumpkins (What the heck? Smashing Pumpkins?!)

Life: The Word - Beatles

Mental Breakdown: Come Together - Beatles

Driving: Savoy Truffle - Beatles

Flashback: Laughing With - Regina Spektor

Getting back together: If I Ever Get Around to Living - John Mayer (Since when do I have that song?)

Wedding: Wrecking Ball (Live) - Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band (Once again: Eh, okay- my mom's music, really)

Birth of Child: Love Me Do - Beatles

Final Battle: Mongrel Heart - Broken Bells (Who?)

Funeral Song: Hallelujah (Sandy Relief Version) (Live) - Adam Sandler and Paul Shaffer

Final Credits: Young Pilgrams - The Shins (Once again: Who?)

Name all the members of the Beatles:
John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr
Who is your favorite?
GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you ever see them perform live?
No, not even Paul or Ringo. Sigh. I should have been alive in the 60s.
Which Beatles are still alive?
Paul and Ringo
Which are dead?
John and George. Favorite wife of a Beatle?
Linda McCartney, Olivia Harrison
Favorite kid of a Beatle?
Dhani Harrison
Favorite Beatle song?
Uh, I don't know! Let's just go with Something for now. (And yes, for all of you non-Beatles-fans out there, that is an actual song.)
Favorite Beatle album?
Abbey Road, A Hard Day's Night
First Beatle album you purchased?
Abbey Road
Have you heard all of their songs?
No... I'm working on it.
Do you own all of their albums?
Almost.
What country are the Beatles from?
Liverpool, England.
Do you own more Beatle records or CDs?
CDs.
What was the best album cover?
A Hard Day's Night, Sgt. Pepper, Abbey Road, Revolver... hmm, I guess I pick the White Album. It's cool 'cause it gives no indication of the amazing music on the White Album.
Have you seen all of their movies?
No, just A Hard Day's Night. It's on my bucket list.
Which is your favorite movie?
A Hard Days Night (Well, duh)
Top 3 favorite Beatle lyrics:
Um... CAN'T PICK!!!!!!!!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK??? IT'S ALL SO AMAZING!
How many years were the Beatles together?
Um... well, it began around '57, and lasted till '70, so 13
Who started the group?
John
Favorite Beatle movie scene?
John in the bathtub in A Hard Day's Night
Cutest Beatle?
Georgie :D
If the Beatles were still together and touring, would you go see them?
Uh, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Are the Beatles you favorite band?
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many books have you read about the Beatles?
One. Anthology. Must read more.
Favorite biography of the band?
Anthology (Well, duh)

You know what I hate? Writing a fanfiction, and then reading other fanfictions. I'm always like, "Grr... Why can't my writing be as good as that?!" Seriously, there are a lot of talented writers on this website. I envy them all. ;D

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY?' YOU SAY?

Lovely Rita (is okay, even though she was in a car crash. But sadly, Paul is not okay. At least, some people don't think he is, but I believe he's alive and well. :D Haha who understands the reference?)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

The Word (I guess that means I would describe myself as love? That's nice, if not completely accurate... :D)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

P.S. I Love You (So I like when they write me letters that end with "P.S. I love you.")

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Good Day Sunshine (Apparently I'm really happy! :D)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Girl (That's vague...)

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?

You Never Give Me Your Money (I'm greedy! Haha :D)

WHAT DO YOU FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

When I'm 64 (They want me to grow old? Why?)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Taxman (I guess I really am greedy... :D)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Here Comes the Sun (Optimism! :D)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Your Mother Should Know (After all, I often tell her what I think. :D)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

And Your Bird Can Sing (My life revolves around your bird's singing.)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Wait (I want to be a waitress?! No I don't!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (I'm a lonely heart... *sad sigh* :D)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Baby You're A Rich Man (I'm gonna marry a rich guy! :D $$$ More evidence of my greed...)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Twist and Shout (Awwww yeah! Dancing! :D I'm not very good, but what the heck, who cares? Oh, and shouting, apparently...)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

You're Going to Lose That Girl (Wow, that kinda makes sense... Which girl am I afraid to lose?)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Penny Lane (is in my ears and in my eyes... but nobody knows it. :D)

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

Piggies (Pigs are cute! :D Especially piglets. :D)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Rocky Raccoon (They would kill their competition to get what they want. :D Not really. :D)

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? No, unless you count my made-up relationship with George Harrison. :D

02) What was your dream growing up? To be an author.

03) What talent do you wish you had? Playing guitar.

04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Root beer.

05) Favorite vegetable? Cucumber.

06) What was the last book you read? I have no idea. I've read, like, 5 in the past 24 hours. I can't keep 'em straight. :D

07) What zodiac sign are you? Leo. Roar. :D

08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. No.

09) Worst Habit? Procrastination. Like right now, I'm supposed to be doing homework...

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? No... I don't actually have a car, and even if I did, no.

11) What is your favorite sport? Baseball, but it will probably change to curling after I watch Help!

12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? Depends...

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Well, I don't know who you are, so I'd probably just pretend you weren't there and wait for help.

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? My best friend broke his (yes, I'm a girl, my best friend and NOT BOYFRIEND is a boy, get over it) leg because he jumped off of something and I wasn't able to stop him and I felt really guilty.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you. One? I don't know if I'd be able to say only one... but I'll try. Um, I'm in love with a dead guy. :D

16) Do you have any pets? I once had four fish, but they all died within a week after I got them. :( Other than that, no.

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? AAAAHHHHHH WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Cute. :)

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Taller.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Depends...

22) What color eyes do you have? Green-gray.

23) Ever been arrested? No.

24) Bottle or can soda? I don't care.

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? I really can't think of anything. Maybe donate some to a charity or something... but not all of it.

26) What's your favorite place to hang out at? Friend's house

27) Do you believe in ghosts? Yes.

28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Write, go online, read.

29) Do you swear a lot? In stories? Rarely. When people can hear me? Never. Under my breath? Basically every second.

30) Biggest pet peeve? People distracting me while I'm trying to concentrate.

31) In one word, how would you describe yourself? flsjgfhapiuhsjbvlskjvbalsjfhauhgihfiurteoiutyiouqhljwaljbqpowihasdnflaksjlaksjgaanvnowhfoilkjfBEATLES.

32) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Yes.

33) Favorite and least favorite food? Favorite: Chocolate cake with chocolate icing, or maybe twice baked potato. Least favorite: Anything cherry-flavored, except actual cherries. But not maraschino cherries. EVER.

34) Do you believe in God? I don't know. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

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ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

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Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

Well, the phone didn't ring... and I don't expect anything at 8:34, either. :(

Kudos to those who have made it this far. Thanks for reading! :D