Hey! It's Em74, and I just joined! (and yes, I do use LOTS of exclamation when writing blogs and profiles and such, but not in my writing. ;) ) Sooo... well, for starters, I guess I'll give you some vagueish details about my life. I live in a small town, and I do mean small. Like, 7,000 people. People call me a drama kid... but I'm really not. Sure, I'm wacky and a little... 'off', but I'm not one of the real drama kids. Ima Stage Manager! Hee hee, ya, I do Stage Crew for the Middle School Productions because im in... well... Middle School. I have lots of friends and am more interested in my phone than most things (kidding of course [not really ;) ]) but am a Straight A student! Hee hee, im chica inteligente! (chica inteligente means smart girl in Spanish, a class I just started taking this fall!)

I joined this site to write about the Hunger Games, primarily about the Tributes from District Two: Cato and Clove! Im writing two separate fanfics, one entitled 'As Sharp As Knives' and the other 'The Monstrous Boy From Two'. I really want them both to be almost as long as the Hunger Games, but I really can't do them at the same time. First my story about Cato, then the story about Clove!

I will probably update every 5 days per story, more or less. And then there will be one shots and short stuff when I have writers block for people who follow and favorite me to compensate for the wait, and for everyone else to read to enjoy! :D

I'll also ask for your opinion on the majority of my smaller fanfictions, you know, ones with the potential to become medium sized. Because if no one has a good feeling about where the story could go, I could spend the time I might've spent on that on something you guys do want to read.

Hope you enjoy my writing as much as I love writing it!

Em74

MY HUNGER GAMES FAVES!

My Top Characters:

1.) Clove

2.) Cato

3.) Finnick Odair

4.) Annie Cresta

5.) Johanna Mason

6.) Foxface

7.) Peeta

8.) Effie

9.) Enobaria

Parings I Ship:

- Clato!!! (Cato and Clove) ;D

- Fannie!! (Finnick and Annie) ;)

- Jarvel! (Johanna and Marvel) :)

Guys I Would Sooooo Date if They Were Real: ;)

- Cato

- Finnick

- Peeta

Everyone does this... so I didn't want to feel left out. :D Anyway... so it begins!

List 12 of your favorite Hunger Games character below in any order then answer the questions. (BTW... This is my fave characters in reverse order. Hee hee ;P)

1. Buttercup (This one took some thinking... but after all the enemy of my enemy is my friend... and I most definitely hate Katniss.)

2. Prim

3. Rue

4. Enobaria

5. Effie

6. Peeta

7. Foxface

8. Johanna Mason

9. Annie Cresta

10. Finnick Odair

11. Cato

12. Clove

Let's start with the questions.

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

(Peeta/Cato) Nope. Nor do I want to. O_o

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

(Enobaria) Nope, I'm straight. My brother thinks Meta Golding is hot though. >.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

(Clove/Johanna) This is sufficiently awkward. O_o

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

(Annie) Yep! Especially with Finn!

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

(Prim/Peeta) Eh. They'd be fine. They'd have adorable babies... :)

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(Effie/Annie or Effie/Finnick) Sorry Annie... but Effie could buy Finnick if this was before Mockingjay. But I prefer neither... they're both terribly wrong in my eyes as a Fannie shipper.

7) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

(Buttercup/Johanna) Hmmm... what do YOU think?

8) What might ten scream at a great moment of fear?

(Finnick) No idea. I've never seen Finnick scared except in Catching Fire when the jabberjays imitate Annie. So I'd imagine he'd just scream...

9) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

(Johanna) Hmm... I don't know... Fighter by Christina Aguilera. It's suitable. Though I wouldn't ever write a song fic, hee hee.

10) How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

(Foxface/Johanna) I would feel pretty winded trying to keep up as Foxface ran desperately from axe-wielding Johanna, as my curiousness would've gotten the better of me and I'd have to see what was happening.

11) What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

(Effie) ... OMG TOTAL MIND F*CK. (Hee hee you guys need to see Ask Jack if you haven't already. He's adorable, and the questions are hilarious, as are his answers. But his twin is more attractive. ;D)

12) Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?

(Prim/Johanna/Cato) Prim, because Cato and Johanna would save themselves. If it was impossible for them to save themselves, I would choose Cato, because he is my second favorite character, sexy, and all together awesome. :)

13) Who would you rather kill off: One or Ten?

(Buttercup/Finnick) Sorry, Buttercup, I just couldn't kill Finn.

14) Let's say you are going to die and you were allowed to bring either Three or Five with you. Who would you want to accompany you in death?

(Rue/Effie) Rue. She'd calm me down as I'd probably be freaking out... Effie would be panicking and I'd spend the last moments of my life screaming in fear and wishing I'd died next to someone more pleasant.

15) Would you ever go on a date with Twelve?

(Clove) No way. She and Cato are meant to be. And I'm straight. Though I might consider Cato despite that I love Clato... ;)

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12). (Buttercup and Foxface are in a happy relationship until Annie runs off with Foxface. Buttercup, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Cato and a brief unhappy affair with Peeta, then follows the wise advice of Effie and finds true love with Clove.)

You know what... I agree with Katniss. We should've drowned the damn cat.

17) How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

(Prim) I'd laugh. And so would she. Prim couldn't hurt a fly, emotionally or physically.

18) You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

(Finnick) I'd scream "GTFO" and try to kill him with his trident.

19) What would you think/do if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

(Buttercup) Um... I think I need a new (1)... hee hee.

20) What would you say if (4) gave you a daisy right this second?

(Enobaria) I'd say nothing. I'd just run away with it before Enobaria could take it back, bite off the petals, and spit them in my face.

21) (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

(Peeta) "Really, Peeta? Really?"

22) (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

(Foxface/Annie/Enobaria) I'd think I'd better complement them because if I didn't Annie will cry, Finnick and Foxface will plot an intense plan of revenge, and Enobaria would rip my throat out.

23) What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

(Prim/Cato) That'd be freaking awesome. :)

24) What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

(What would Johanna say if Buttercup and Effie got married?) "What? Why on earth would Buttercup stoop so low in spouse choices?" (or something sarcastic and insulting to Effie. :D)

25) What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?

(Peeta) Baking supplies. Hee hee.

CURRENT STORY: As Sharp As Knives (Clove's PoV) NEXT STORY: The Trident (The 65th Hunger Games - Finnick's PoV)

Author's Note(s):

-OMG... I never expected such a positive reaction to the Monstrous Boy from Two! 13 visitors, 1 review, and 1 follow in an hour and a half? Insane! Just... gah I feel so warm and fuzzy and loved right now! I am so so, shocked...? I don't know its something... but I really really love you all for being soooooo nice! So thank you guys soooooo much and I hope you continue to read, and possibly review :D, my story! Please review and read people! Review and read. It will make me ever so happy (posted 12/27/12)

-Let me just say first and foremost, I love you all. All my readers, followers, favoriters (?) and reviewers. Everyone. :D

So, let me say that I really do intend to get the next chapter up this weekend, but I am thinking Sunday is more realistic than Friday. I had a chapter about 3/4 completed, and then I accidentally deleted it. So here I am with one sentence: my disclaimer. Ha ha oops. :) Sooooo, I think everyone can agree I am only being realistic when I say Saturday or Sunday update; you all know how slow I write. So, once again :D, I love, love, love you all and I really hope you love my writing enough to leave a positive review... or a negative, criticizing review... ANY REVIEW! Ha ha all reviews are welcomed and appreciated! :D (posted 1/9/13)

-Ha ha I'm back! And sick, I think it might be the flu... so more updates for all ya'll! (LOL don't kill me if that's wrong... I just took a mission trip to Mississippi and I'm not 100% on the southerner accent. I do have an accent, it sounds REALLY funny when I say 'park the car in Harvard Yard' :D) Anyway,it's MLK Day weekend! No school tomorrow! Which means I can escape learning about the Aral Sea for the 4th class period in a row... :P

Anyway, due to my small vacation, I have nothing to do today and tomorrow (minus homework that has to do with radicals with variables and a worksheet on Kazakhstan's culture and learning how to say 'I need a textbook for my second period Science class' in Spanish) so I should be able to update, like, tonight! Thanks for the support, and please review! It makes me so happy! :D (posted 1/20/13)

-Now that the one month anniversary of the Monstrous Boy from Two has come around, I'd like to condense what I am feeling into one word: YAYYYYYYYYYYY! XD

I love you all and hope you continue to read! :D (posted 1/27/13)

-I'm back! Ha ha anywho... I'm on school vacation! Which means I can update every day! Yay! Good for you and me, right?

BUT, there's the bad news... at this pace I will finish by the end of the month... :'( I'm sorry it's just my first fic and I'm a little sentimental lol.

I'm leaving for a 10 day long vacation in Italy right AFTER the alotted vacation time ends... Haha. So I'm missing four days of school so I have to make up work so I won't update for about two weeks. So hopefully I finish my story before I leave lol.

Luv u all so much. :) (posted 2/17/13)

-Im backkkkkkkkk! With a new fanfiction! Check out Clove's story! :D (posted 3/19/13)

- HOLY, SWEET MOTHER OF... AHHHHHH...!!! I've been updating SO slow! The first gap was for catching up after missing a week, and this gap has been for the Drama Production I was in. I should update by Friday, and then be back to normal. I'm SO sorry, loves. * (posted 5/13/13)

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If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!