Hey I'm the joker's lover. But you all can call jack. I'm a girl and I'm 15. can someone please be my beta. I write romance a lot and some Humor in my story's and i really need some help with grammar and descriptions of thing or people and dialogue writing so i really need a beta and i was hopeing someone could do that for me.

my likes

the joker, mass effect, dragon age, fallout, HP, labyrinth, once a upon a time, sweeney todd, dark shadows, skyrim and a lot more

my looks

I have blue eyes with gold specs in them. I'm 5 foot 8 and I'm pale and i have chocolate brown hair.

Favorite Pairings

Alicexhatter (Alice in Wonderland, 2010)

hatterxOC (Alice in Wonderland, 2010)

Rumpelxbelle (once upon a time)

CiceroxOC (skyrim)

DxScarecrowxRiddlerxmadhatter (from the fanfic "Not Quite Human" batman)

BatmanxJoker (batman)

JokerxOC (batman)

MadhatterxOC (batman)

RiddlerxOC (batman)

JarethxSarah (labyrinth)

HarryxVoldemort (Harry Potter)

HarryxSeverus (Harry Potter)

harryxOMC (Harry Potter)

VegetaxOC (so hard to find [. dragon ball z)

LokixOC (Avengers)

LokixHarryPotter (Avengersxover)

PrinceNuadaxOC (Hellboy)

J'onn J'onzzxOC (again so hard to find [. Justice League )

FatherMacAvoyxbelle (once upon a time xover with Tournanment)

NinjaTurtlesxOC'S (Ninja Turtles)

BenxOC (lost)

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You know you're a major DBZ fan when...

You try to fly after surgery, thinking you're an android.

You try to go Super Saiyan when you are grounded.

When you take the time to learn the Great Saiyaman poses.

When you try to fire a Kamehameha at your teacher after receiving a 65 on your test.

When you try to use Instant Transmission during dodgeball.

When you believe you can sense power levels.

You scarf down your food, believing you are a Saiyan warrior.

You eat your green beans, thinking they will heal you from your broken arm.

When you cut off your arm to attempt to look like Future Gohan.

When you give yourself a scar to look like Future Gohan.

When you dye your hair blonde to look like a Super Saiyan.

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-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget about the fruit! xD

- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.

- Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

- I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder

You say vampires, I say SAIYANS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say AKIRA TORIYAMA!

You say Bella and Edward, I say VEGETA AND BULMA!

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM GETA!

You say Bella, I say BULMA!

You say Jacob, I say KAKAROT!

You say Forks, I say THE UNIVERSE!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

DBZ PWNZ!

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I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race. The one that cries when and only when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when I slapped myself just to make sure I wasn’t dreaming an insanely good dream, and didn’t wake up. Crazy is when you're losing a staring contest and decide to slap your opponent. Crazy is when you suddenly burst out laughing and shake your head when someone asks you what's so funny. Crazy is when you think it's funnier to jump around than to walk. Crazy is when you shove your locker close with a kick, even if your hands are empty. Crazy is when you close a book suddenly because the topic got too damn exciting. Crazy is when you decide to say "Meine Führer", trying to convince people that you know German. Crazy is when you walk around in the rain even when everyone is inside the building staring at you. Crazy is when you jump onto your friends back suddenly, specially when you know they can't lift your weight. Crazy is when someone is talking and you suddenly interrupt saying things like, "Did you know North Korea is not on Google Maps?". If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." ! FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like

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Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Hell is full of musical amateurs

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people...he made so many

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

Sometimes all we need are each other

Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( )

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

If you die I'll find a way to bring you back and kill you myself!

Normal people worry me

Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

Everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own -Adam, MythBusters

The early bird my get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

It's mind over matter I don't mind ‘cause you don't matter

I went insane and all I got was this stupid jacket

Curiosity killed the cat, but fulfillment brought it back

I didn't create sin, I've just perfected it.

Join the Dark side, We've got Cookies! -

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two?

I only love two people and your not one of them

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

Show me a sane man and I’ll cure him for you.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but YOU are abusing the privlige.

I know a thousand ways to always say the wrong thing.

They say the truth will set you free, then, how come every time I say the truth I get sent to my room?

I’m already imagining duck tape over your mouth.

Until I was 13 I thought my name was shut up.

Injured Roman: Somebody call IX I I!!

Random stranger: I can't! I don't have a roman numeral phone!

I’ve already won so shut up and bow before me.

I’m smarter, stronger, and older than you so show some respect.

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in some ones eyes.

I see stupid people and they don’t know they’re stupid.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.

When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.

don’t think of it as ditching school, think of it as a self approved field trip

When you fall, I'll laugh

When the world falls to chaos, you'll know I won

A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend(or me)will call him and tell him he has 7 day's to live.

A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend(or me)will walk up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

'So I'm in love with several fictional characters from books and 'cartoons', your point is?'

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

There are very few problems that cant be solved by using a large amount of explosives.

"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!

"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."

Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. (You see chaos and disorder, I see a unique filing system!)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

"Best friends through thick and thin! If you cry, I cry, If you laugh, I laugh, If you fight, I got your back, If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall, If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

-Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck"

-You say psycho like it's a bad thing!

THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR DURING SUGURY 1.OOPS! 2.Has anybody survived 500ml of this stuff before? 3.if this is his spleen, then what's that? 4.come back here with that, bad dog! 5.DAMN! page 47 of the manual is missing! 6.wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that. 7.What edition is your manual? 8.Steril, schmerial. 9.the floors clean,right? 10.nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? it's throwing my concentraion off. 11.let's hurry this up, i don't want to miss Baywatch. 12.FIRE FIRE! EVERYBODY GET OUT!

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them