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I enjoy writing about twilight and i take any haters :D

And Also I am the Creator of The Twilight Eclipse - Breaking dawn role play Check it out!

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I also partnership in the book - Two is Company, Three is a Lovely Mess

If you read my other story - Our Love Triangle - Then you are probably looking for this - http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCMWqM0UkQ0910poX44jReTEcIC3RDkkp&feature=mh_lolz

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. .The Hottie !

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle:

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

Screw Santa , I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!

AU - Alternative Universe AH - All Human OC - Original Character OOC - Out of Character IC - In Character WIP - Work in progress Lemon - Graphic sex scene Lime - Intense fluff (but not a sex scene)Fluff - A sweet moment shared between characters (like a kiss)

EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD I love him! I'm a HUGE Fan of him! No one is bigger fan then me...no one.

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Twilight Oath:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to remember Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

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Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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17 ways you know you are obsessed with Twilight

You have read all four books at least 2 times each.

Stephanie Meyer is your idol.

You have 'I love Cullen' rants a lot.

You know each of the Cullen's stories and have figured out their ages.

You annoy all your friends with your constant Twilight rants

You wish you were Bella/ a Cullen.

You spend most of your free time reading Twilight fanfictions.

You write Twilight fanfictions.

You go on Twilight fan sites all the time.

You know when Breaking Dawn is coming out and can't wait.( WELL NOW IT HAS RELIZED, for all you numbskulls that didn't know)

You think the Twilight movie will injustice the books.

Whenever someone says " its just a book" you start crying and wondering why it cant be real.

Your new favorite stone is onyx or topaz.

Your new favorite color is butterscotch-gold.

You want to visit Forks, Washington.

You keep smiling and agreeing with all of the reasons above.

You started reading this in the first place.

In my mind...
Edward Cullen is my lover.
Alice Cullen in my best friend.
Jasper Hale wants to eat me.
Rosalie Hale wants to be me.
Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me.
Carlisle Cullen cares about me.
Esme Cullen is like my 2nd mother.
Jacob Black wants me.
And Renesmee is my sweet little angel.
I am a Twilighter;;and PROUD!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull door thast said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
16. Had gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Hve skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kick bll with flip flops on or you were bare foot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Had gotten your hair stuck in a blow dyer
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it.
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions.
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird(If you have done this please PM me...0_0)

Cleveland fans are Awesome (Only peopel from Cleveland,OH will understand!)

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Green and white

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My Brother

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

On FF

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Wit for my internet to turn on. :/

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Milky wya...Kit kat? Pay dya./.ugh sooo many!

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No! and plan not too

7, What was the last thing you said?

'I'm not sure. " That's what i said XD

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Strawberry or Drumstick :D

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Pepsi

10, Do you like your wallet?

yup!

11, What was the last thing you ate?

A poptart XD

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Sadly,no.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Football :D

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Buuutttteeerrrrrr

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

No one yet. :/

16, Ever go camping?

Nope

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Not every Sunday, but i go

19, Do you have a tan?

Nope (soooooo pale! Yay! I look like a vampire! XD)

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

I like Chinese chicken...but i would choose pizza any day!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Sometimes if I'm bored

22, What did your last text message say?

Haven't sent one out yet.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

WAYYYY tomuch schoolwork -_-

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My coat?

26, What color is your watch?

Sliver white?

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

The beach. The Outback...

28, What is your birthstone?

turquoise (or Tanzanite or Zircon)

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru

30, What is your favorite number?

28 (cause it's a big number XD)

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

No one yet.

32, Any plans today?

Schoolwork and Fanfiction. :P

33, How many states have you lived in?

2

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

my internet keeps turning of -_-

35, Last song listened to?

Imagine dragons -Demon

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Nope (I tried..)

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Nope

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My winter boots or converse

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Nah.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

idk

41, Do you love anyone?

Yes. My family and my best friend.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

nope

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Write. Read. Do Homework. Watch Twilight (XD) and many many more

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yes but i ain't tellllllling

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Eh, I usally say "Hi" Or "Hiya" Or even " Hey Hey hey!"

46, What color is your car?

I don't have one.

47, Do you like cats?

Eh.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yup! My friend who live sin another state :(

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

No, want to though :D

50, How did you get your worst scar?

God, sooooooo many!