Hah! See the new nickname! See it sparkle! Sniff at how, if Caethilia Mordon were an OC, she would most certainly have really speshil superdooper magic powers and eyes like lighthouse beams!

Hmm... eyes like lighthouse beams... talk about good night vision, yeah? Perhaps she'll make an appearance in To Catch A Sue. She'd certainly brighten the place up a bit.

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Back after a long, fic-free couple of years, formerly Ashkatin, actually Marie.

"Social Intercourse"- Afraid to say that this particular fic has been banished to that most dreadful of places, the Bin of Unfinished Work. Dreadfully sorry if anyone is upset, but it's been at least two years (I think) and AFcanon has chugged on ahead in the meanwhile. If you do want to give it a quick flick through, it's my first ever fanfic and follows kiwi girl Dorothea Danella Danielle Smith and her various exploits around Fowl Manor, which mostly consist of her being rather dozy and overwhelmed. NEWS: Reloaded first five chapters, so they should be a bit easier to read. Hopefully. Please tell me if they aren't- even though this is a practically ancient story, it should still look all right. Unfinished, Permanent Hiatus

"Unamused" is a one-off about an RPG character of mine, posted here because I coldn't really think of anything else to do with it. Poor Luce. Complete, One-Shot

"To Catch A Sue" is my offering to the gods of canon protection. It's... ongoing. Some plot should turn up soon. Promise. And George isn't going to remain the Lord of Exposition for too much longer- he has to go tend to his pharm soon. NEWS: Due to other commintments, "To Catch A Sue" is on temporary hiatus. I've got a bit of the next chapter written, but it's going very, very slowly. And painfully. Grrr, writers' block :( Unfinished, Awaiting Inspiration

"Mild-Mannered" Asummary in very few words: Discworld, Damsels, and Strange Clingy Fabrics. Am having a lot of fun with this particular story, not least because I have a fair idea of where I'm going with it. Unfinished, Reasonably Frequently Updated

"The Business" Artemis Fowl fanfic, telling the story of the boy genius's attempt to inherit the Business, a corporation so all-encompassing that no one has heard of it. Told through the eyes of various minor characters. Unfinished, Should Be Updated Sometime In The Not-Too-Distant Future, I Hope

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