aalikane
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since: 08-25-03, id: 444860, Profile Updated: 03-10-12
Author has written 37 stories for Harry Potter, Greek, and Glee.

Help my friends' and I with an experiment: The Darren Criss Experiement


Okay so for those of you who don't know me, I'm Aali. For those of you who do know me, what are you doing reading this? All of it will tell you stuff you already know!

I love everything Gilmore Girls, Glee, and Greek. (Yes I have a thing for G's...) But I will include Harry Potter in there as well (it didn't go along with the G thing!)

My favorite pairings in the following fandoms are (in their ship names...)

Gilmore Girls:

JavaJunkie (Lorelai/Luke)

Literati (Rory/Jess)

Glee:

Klaine (Kurt and Blaine)

Greek:

Caspie (Casey and Cappie)

Harry Potter

SSHG (Snape and Hermione)

I live in North Carolina...a.k.a. Hicksville. I used to write a bit of HP fanfiction, but lately I've turned my sights to Glee fanfiction (OMG THE KLISS WAS AMAAAAAZING)

So here's my list of Fanfiction Pet Peeves...which will be added too as I uncover them.

1. If you don't know the difference between you, you're, and your, don't write.

2. If you can't spell characters names properly (ESPECIALLY if it's a literature based fandom) don't write.

3. Mpreg just doesn't work.

4. Neither does parent/child incest. Just wrong...very wrong.

5. If you're going to write fanfiction, learn to write. Don't use single quote marks for speech, and double quote marks for thoughts.

6. When a character speaks, it goes in a separate paragraph than the previous speaker.

7. White space is your friend.

8. Spell. Check.

9. When two separate families (for instances the Hummels and the Hudsons in Glee) get married and join to form one family, THE CHILDREN DO NOT TAKE ON THE LAST NAME OF THE OTHER FAMILY. There should be no Finn Hummel, or Kurt Hudson fics out there, unless they're Furt/Kinn fics, or AU fics. Period. The only time that's acceptable is if Burt/Carole adopts the other's son. Even then it's sometimes weird.

10. "Defiantly" and "Definitely" are two completely separate words.

11. Authors who say their summary is bad and the fic is better. Seriously, if you can't even write a decent summary why should I think the fic is any better.

12. Authors using the actors names, for the children of the characters they portray.

13. Not keeping Canon events in chronological order. If Event A came after Revelation B, keep it in order throughout your story, unless you've marked it AU.

14. Medical fics: The stomach is an organ, not an area of the body. If your character has appendicitis, use 'the abdomen' not 'the stomach' As they are two completely separate things.

15. If your summary is misspelled, why should I think that your fic is going to be any better?

16. Having Kurt/Blaine being *in love* or a fan of Chris Colfer/Darren Criss. Just no.

17. If you're writing an RPF, NEVER interchange the actor's name, for the character's name. They're two different people who just happen to look the same. They can not be used in place of one another.

18. If the word count on your update, is shorter than the word count on your author's note, add more content to your actual story. There is never an excuse for an author's note to be longer than the work you're updating.

19. If your title isn't even grammatically correct, why would I think that your story is going to be any better?


For a full list of my (Glee) fanfiction works see this link: Master List


1. A Year In The Life of Friends » reviews
When Kurt and Blaine decide they want a baby, their best friend Brittany comes to the rescue. Her only caveat is, that she insists the baby is created the old fashioned way. What happens when the small group of friends, get a lot more than they bargained for?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,513 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-23-13 - Published: 5-16-13 - Kurt H. & Blaine A.
2. A Royal Problem » reviews
Kurt is 25 years old, living in New York City with his boyfriend when he learns news that will impact his life forever. Watch how it unfolds. Part of the "A Royal Predicament" Series.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-21-13 - Published: 10-11-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H.
3. A Broken Door A Broken Heart reviews
Post 4x14 reaction fic, speculation for 4x15 and beyond. How Kurt has spent his mourning period from the moment they broke up to Valentine's day and after.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-13 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
4. When Blood Isn't Always Thick » reviews
After Burt & Carole get married, Kurt believes his life is going to go perfect. He has a father, a step-brother, & a step-mother. What else could he ask for? Things change, when Carole starts treating him like the hired help, instead of her step-son.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,834 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 12-17-12 - Published: 2-29-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A.
5. To Teach is to Learn Twice » reviews
Relationships between teachers and students never end well. Blaine learned this the hard way once. Has he learned his lesson, or is it all just a little bit of history repeating?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,513 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-4-12 - Published: 7-31-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H.
6. Invisible Illness » reviews
Kurt suffers from something society calls an "Invisible Illness." Follow his journey as he learns that not all illnesses are the same, and some can truly impact ones way of life. WIP. New Chapter- 1/26/12
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,459 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 12-4-12 - Published: 5-10-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A.
7. Finding Out reviews
Kurt and Blaine enjoy the kinkier aspects of life, having an entire BDSM playroom in a spare room of their house that they keep locked when guests come to visit. But what happens when guests arrive a little earlier than expected?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-4-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
8. Guess Who? reviews
SPOILERS FOR 3X15. When a certain Hollywood heart-throb comes back home to Lima, how will his little brother react? rated for swearing
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-26-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
9. Secrets of Unbiological Siblings » reviews
This is going to be a series of one-shots revolving around my own 'verse of the Anderberry!siblings scenario. Updates will be infrequent, and sporadic. Don't get your hopes up for regular updates.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 2-19-12 - Published: 12-19-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H.
10. The Engagement Chronicles » reviews
A series of reaction pieces based on the Finchel Engagement, centering around Kurt's objections to the marriage. Spoilers for "The Spanish Teacher" and "Heart"
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-12 - Kurt H.
11. Efficiency and Slave Labor reviews
When an extremely attractive man walks into Hummel's Tires and Lube, Kurt is immediately drawn to him, but he has no clue why. Finn does.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-30-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A.
12. Advice From Fools reviews
When Rachel and Finn tell Blaine that Kurt is cheating on him in "Rumours" how does he react when he sees Kurt next? And how does he feel when Sam finally comes to his home to tell him the truth?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
13. The Boy in the Silk Pajamas reviews
SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 3X11. Read at own risk.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-5-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H.
14. I Miss Everything, I Used to Have with Him reviews
When Kurt and Blaine get divorced, Kurt gets custody. Blaine is left with only every other weekend for visitation. What will happen when these two meet for those fifteen minutes every other Friday to swap kids and details about their children's lives?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-13-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
15. It's Toys and Clothes and Backpacks reviews
When Kurt and Blaine get divorced, Kurt gets custody. Blaine is left with only every other weekend for visitation. What will happen when these two meet for those fifteen minutes every other Friday to swap kids and details about their children's lives?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-13-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
16. A Royal Misconception » reviews
When Kurt receives an invitation to the Royal Wedding, he may not realize it, but his life is about to change forever. Part of the "A Royal Predicament" Series
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-9-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
17. Ashamed » reviews
AU: Blaine tries to talk to Kurt about his fear of sex, but there's something Kurt is keeping from him. What is it, and why does Kurt not want to talk about it? Chapter 2, is the story from Kurt's PoV.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-11-11 - Published: 7-28-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
18. Physically Ill » reviews
Equation 'Verse: "I wasn't throwing up every day because I had a weird stomach bug that just wouldn't go away Blaine. You dating someone else, physically made me ill."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-24-11 - Published: 6-26-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
19. He Doesn't Get It He Never Will reviews
EQUATION 'VERSE: Kurt and Finn are watching TV one day when Blaine comes to the house with a broken arm, a black eye and in dire need of a place to stay. This is a prequel to my stories Out of the Equation and Physically Ill.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H.
20. Untitled How Could This Happen to Me? reviews
Post-BIOTA. One student's reaction to Mr. Schue's pledge form, and how a drunk driving accident, changed his, and one of his friend's lives forever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-11-11 - Artie A. & Kurt H. - Complete
21. It's Not Right » reviews
My take on what should have come out of Kurt's mouth, after he professed his atheistic beliefs in the middle of Glee Club during Grilled Cheesus. One-shot...Okay...now two one-shots...possibly another to come...but don't count on it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-9-11 - Published: 3-20-11 - Kurt H. & Sue S. - Complete
22. Out of the Equation » reviews
Blaine is engaged. Kurt is not the lucky guy. Kurt spends the evening of Blaine's engagement party drowning his sorrows into a repeatedly refilled glass of vodka. Will Kurt ever reveal his feelings for Blaine?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 6-26-11 - Published: 5-1-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
23. Only In Your Imagination reviews
SPOILERS FOR 2X21 FUNERAL: Kurt and Finn try and talk to a grieving sister.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-18-11 - Sue S. & Kurt H. - Complete
24. My Boyfriend Kurt reviews
Kurt is having dinner at the Anderson's and makes the mistake of mentioning that he is interested in Cars. Enter the "expert witness" scene from the movie My Cousin Vinny.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 5-6-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
25. No One Pushes the Hummels Around Not Even A Hummel reviews
Blaine and Kurt have their first date tonight. Burt needs to explain to Blaine just what he thinks of him and why.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-28-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
26. The Water is Out of the Ocean reviews
Spoilers for 2x18, Born This Way. My take on what should have happened in the Kurtofsky Principal's office scene.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-27-11 - Kurt H. & D. Karofsky - Complete
27. What's the Third Thing? reviews
SPOILERS: 2x17. What would have happened had Santana not shown up? How would Blaine and Kurt have handled the Karofsky situation? ONESHOT
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-20-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
28. Say Goodbye to Yesterday reviews
Kurt's graduation is finally here and as he looks back on his years at McKinley, he can't help but feel that there was one person he should have tried harder with. It's also the one person nobody would have ever expected it to be...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-11 - Kurt H. - Complete
29. If You Have a Minute, Why Don't We Go? reviews
My take on the "Somewhere Only We Know" serenade. Blaine and Kurt have been separated for a week due to Kurt transferring. The distance is straining their relationship, and neither of them really know what to do about it. ONE-SHOT
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-8-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
30. Why Won't They Believe Me? reviews
Kurt tries to tell everyone that he's dating Blaine. No one believes him. What does our favorite couple do to make sure New Directions understands Kurt's not delusional? ONE-SHOT
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-24-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
31. Has Only Just Begun » reviews
AU after BIOTA. Kurt and Blaine navigate their lives after the Rachel Berry House Party Trainwreck Extravaganza up until Nationals and beyond. Where will this take, them? Who knows, but it'll be worth getting there. WIP.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,166 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-21-11 - Published: 2-23-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H.
32. Plenty of Time reviews
My take on what happened after *the* scene in episode 2x16. You all know what I'm talking about. Huge spoilers for 2x16.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-16-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete
33. The Apology reviews
Karofsky's dad is making him apologize. Kurt won't accept it until Karofsky apologizes for everything specifically.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-22-11 - Kurt H. - Complete
34. The Way It Should Have Gone
This is the way the confrontation between Frannie and Casey should have gone down in "War and Peace" in chapter 2 of season 1. Takes place during, and after Lizzie requires mediation.
Greek - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Published: 12-6-09 - Casey C. & Frannie M. - Complete
35. Her Dirty Little Secret reviews
Inside joke between my friends and me. Don't take seriously
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-26-08 - Hermione G. & OC
36. For Love or Despair reviews
Hermione's been staring at him all throughout class. He notices. How does she explain? How does he react? What does she do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-13-07 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
37. His son Her son Our son? » reviews
One day, Hermione left her job at hogwarts, and the love of her life. 7 months later, with Severus still depressed, Albus Dumbledore does what he does best...meddle!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 8-22-06 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete